Graham Plays Skyrim, wherein I, having never played an Elder Scrolls game before, tweet everything I think while playing Skyrim for the first time.
Quotes:
"Three rights may make a left, but there's still something wrong with your pathfinding algorithm."
"This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine." -William H. Rupertus
<Ixcaliber> agen tell us your idea
<Sanzh> so that I don't have to talk about my shitty ideas
<PickYerPoison> sanzh your ideas are crap
<PickYerPoison> or well
<PickYerPoison> THAT one was
<PickYerPoison> your other ideas are golden eggs
<PickYerPoison> you keep expecting shit but nope out came an egg
<Ixcaliber> sanzh your ideas are all magical
<PickYerPoison> sanzh your ideas are all magical girls
<PickYerPoison> oh no what have I done
<Sanzh> a magical girl is fine too
<Sadgi> I just finished dinner why are we talking about magical girl poop eggs
<Sanzh> it's pyps fetish
<Ixcaliber> that is just life in #grandbattle
<Jacquerel> I'm scared that I'll never grow up, I was waiting for it to happen for years but I still laugh at the word butt
<Schazer> mmm, sex
<Schazer> goddamnit fuck
<Schazer> I mean to say
<PickYerPoison> snrk
<Schazer> mmm, sexuality doesn't have to be "confirmed" by actually bumping uglies SHUT YOUR TRAP PYP D:<
* @Pinary complicated handshake
* terrorPhysicist overly complex replyshake
<@DragonFogel> ...which one of you grabbed my foot?
<Schazer> Jizz wizard
<Pharmacy> yes
<Pharmacy> get off
<Sozenidro> Most hot chicks are terrible people though, regardless of intelligence
...
<SonidZero> Oh but those guys specifically banged the hot dumb chicks, there's plenty of hot chicks that aren't dumb
<Ix|gonetimes> oh cool this daredevil guy has the ability to sense attractive women as well
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<@Pinary> Thank you, Agent, for that exciting report. Now, over to Malky with the weather. Malky?
<MalkyTop> THE WEATHER IS NICE
<@Pinary> Thanks, Malky. Now, we'll be back after these messages.
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<Pinary> Thanks for that report, Pharmacy. Now, over to Malky with the weather. Malky?
<MalkyTop> IT SUCKS
<Pinary> Thanks, Malky.
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<Pinary> Thanks, Schazer. Now, over to Malky with sports. Malky?
<MalkyTop> SHUT UP
<Pinary> Thanks, Malky.
<engineclock> tentacles for everyone!
[18:26] <@IdleRPG> Lunamon [100/424] has come upon Girnham [152/422] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:59 is added to Lunamon's clock.
[18:26] <@IdleRPG> Lunamon reaches next level in 0 days, 09:56:02.
[18:26] <@IdleRPG> Lunamon [203/424] has come upon Girnham [259/422] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:42 is added to Lunamon's clock.
[18:26] <@IdleRPG> Lunamon reaches next level in 0 days, 10:37:38.
[18:27] <+notLunamon> Girnham, go awaay
<Whimbrel> I just suck and continue to suck :D
<PickYerPoison> Awww yeah, Whimbrel
<PickYerPoison> That's what I like
<Schazer> IT'S JUST HARD
<@Schazer> Mew could learn
<@Schazer> harden, string shot, then discharge
<Godbot> well it could
<Godbot> OR it could learn transform and rollout
<Lymia> PickYerPoison, I thought you were gay.
<PickYerPoison> What ;-;
<PickYerPoison> Schazer are you turned on by this discussion
<PickYerPoison> Is our discussion of vore titillating
<Schazer> no D:<
<Schazer> I like ropes not rumination
<Piester> you are off no use to me any more
<PickYerPoison> Except maybe as a spellchecker. You misspelled "of"
<@Sabata> Ah, I think my nose is almost out of blood.
<Kasran> 0.o
<@Sabata> Whee
<MalkyTop> What?
<afkclock> what D<
<MrGuy> What?
<Ixcaliber> what?
<@Pinary> Dew ewe fined homonyms hard two reed?
<paintingclock> WHAT
<paintingclock> WHAT
<paintingclock> /WHAT/
<paintingclock> WHAT THE /FUCK/
<paintingclock> IS /THIS/
<paintingclock> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
<paintingclock> AKUMU
<paintingclock> WHAT HAVE THEY DONE
<paintingclock> WHAT DID THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS DO
<paintingclock> AKUMU
<paintingclock> AKUMUUUUUUUU
<paintingclock> ANSWER MEEEEEEE
<paintingclock> THOSE
<paintingclock> CCCCCCCCCCUNTS
<paintingclock> this was /my/ idea
<paintingclock> THIS WAS MY IDEA AAAGGGHHHHHH
<paintingclock> AND THEY DID IT MOTHERFUCKING /BETTER/
<paintingclock> THOSE SONS OF WHORES
<paintingclock> I am perfectly justified in being a drama queen right now
<paintingclock> that was mine
<paintingclock> NO
<paintingclock> THAT WAS MY IDEA
<paintingclock> MINE
<paintingclock> miiiiiiiine
<paintingclock> COMMUNISTS
<paintingclock> son of a fucking whore
<deadclock> I'm as close to the coast as you can get without drowning
<PickYerPoison> Why, engie
<PickYerPoison> Are you wet right now
<PickYerPoison> ..............
<PickYerPoison> Are your /feet/ wet right now
<deadclock> pyps, dearest, that's personal
<PickYerPoison> Son of a /bitch/ that sounded better in my head
<deadclock> anomsslla
<deadclock> anomalllllyyy
<deadclock> anomla
<deadclock> anos
<deadclock> anomf
<deadclock> skonf
<deadclock> anoma
<deadclock> anif
<deadclock> anomaly
<deadclock> anomallllyyyyyy
<Anomaly> do you want the rest of my post to be "FLUH BLUH BUH BUH GUUUUUH RIKO DIED BY A PIRATE A HURR HURR"
<@cyber95> GOD DAMN GIANT ASS MONSTER
* drawclock is now known as boobclock
* Agentypin is now known as Agenboobs
* elpie is now known as LordBoobs
* PickYerPoison is now known as PickYerBoobs
* Protoman is now known as Protoboob
* Eversist is now known as Everboobs
* Everboobs is now known as Boobersist
<NotTheAuthor> Hey {i[s
<NotTheAuthor> Oh god how did I
<NotTheAuthor> *Pips
<clock> ekelhaft
<Ix|VDing> ekelhaft
<PickYerPoison> He has no friends
<Ix|VDing> he has no friends
Originally Posted by Godbot
Does pistol-whipping someone with a grenade launcher count as a ranged ability?
Might be better to just repeat the same action as before and try to pull her out of there before doing any sort of chopping business.
You are the Chief of Doom in the Land of Steppe and Silence. Your chumHandle is absentmindedThinker. --you tend to think too much and sometimes you get a bit ahead of yourself-- (you now have a pesterchum)
Originally Posted by crash826
"I KN3W W3 SHOULDN'T H4V3 H4D N3P3T4 DO TH3 3CTOB1OLOGY"
Originally Posted by Cervos
Karkat explains this with bandicoots. I'll explain this with Pokemon (again[again{again}])
You've got your Johnvee and evolved him into Joltijohn and you're like well shit fuck this ground gym leader can't beat him. Gotta restart
But you wanna keep Joltijohn. So you trade Joltijohn to another game session.
You can now restart the old game. You still have Johnvee there to pick up again. He's the same but now he's different. He can live another life that's different from the original like turn him into Flarejohn.
You can also bring your old Joltijohn into your game too. You now how 2 Johns.
Ok... the highest priority here is to get Phobia's sister out of the goo. IF she's a Goo Zombie or whatever, Connie doesn't know that so any actions we try to suggest regarding that will probably be disregarded by her. Beyond that, we have no idea if the "Goo Zombie" thing is even plausible. The last time we saw something like this, it was Surge, and Surge had his own harpoon embedded in him. It's entirely possible that the Goo only started controlling what was left after he'd already died from some other reason, and his suit had been breached and it's integrity ruined.
Maybe that's part of the reason Slick was advised to never take his off?
We have no evidence that Phobia's sister is similarly afflicted yet... So anyways:
==> Connie: Be the Barbarian Lumberjack. Axe the "tree"
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I repeat myself from earlier...
CUT DOWN THAT TREE!
Like a true Canadian Lumberjack!!!
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> Cut down that tree. And like a true lumberjack, get your self some (p)lumber.
Originally Posted by HarMegidon
I just am asking why she is selling sausages at a funeral.
Originally Posted by inexpediency
Everyone is a hedgehog...on the inside.
Originally Posted by Tesseract
On a deadness scale of normal to doorknob I would rate her as double doorknob
Originally Posted by Jitka
fuck yeah sodium hexametaphosphate
that is my favorite hexametaphosphate
Malakin:because its actually the truman show just with ponys
crash826:that
crash826:makes
crash826:far too much sense
gingerale:xD
Malakin:think about it
Malakin:it all makes sense
Originally Posted by Catbread
Those sound like some pretty badass park rangers.
Originally Posted by ranasan
Wow... it's like if someone managed to manifest Missingno. from Pokemon Red and Blue into the real world, grind it up into a fine powder and then snort it.
18:21 Girard so I learned something at the barber:
18:22 Daniel ?
18:22 Girard The entirety of England, London in particular, is actually a stage for the biggest production of the musical Oliver ever made.
18:22 Girard England is a giant musical.
18:22 Girard This explains the small children with cockney accents and giant hats who dance in the streets.
18:23 Daniel ...DAMN YOU MARY POPPINS!
18:23 Daniel DAMN YOU TO HELL!
DOOJ.
Brilliant work Connie, that went just like you planned.
> Before wondering how you'll get her out of this mess, wonder how the hell she got into this mess. Did the tree-oid thing grow around her head and arms? How is that possible? What's the thing even made of? Maybe she was just trying to crawl into the treeoid and got stuck like a moron? Can you tell if she's alive now?
Yeah, treeoid is a dumb word. There's probably a better one.
> CC's imagination: use your Varia Suit and Hyper Axe to defeat the Dendroid!
> CC's imagination: use your Varia Suit and Hyper Axe to defeat the Dendroid!
SOMONE MAKE CONNIE IN A POWER SUIT!
Challenge completed! ...Except I made it a Hyper Mace instead...
Edit: Just realized "Watroid" would've been a much better name. Ah, well.
Last edited by Canetoonist; 10-16-2011 at 04:10 AM.
Reason: WAT.
List of Dead and Alive Characters in Homestuck, Last Updated 10/29/2011:
John - DEAD
Rose - DEAD
Dave - DEAD
Jade-DEAD
Dream John - God Tier
Dream Rose - God Tier
Dream Dave - God Tier
Dream Jade - SPRITED-God Tier
J
Bad Future Rose - ABSORBED
Bad Future Dave - DYING(?), but still technically ALIVE
The Bunny - ???
Troll Universe Frog - DEAD
Bilious Slick (Trolls', the one that makes the kids' universe) - DEAD
Bilious Slick (Kids') - Fell into lava. Likely DEAD.
Andrew
Rufio - DEAD
Trollcestors - x10 DEAD
Aradiacestor - DEAD, sorta...time travel shenanigans...
Her Imperial Condescension - (?)
Dad - DEAD
Mom - DEAD
Bro - DEAD
Bec - SPRITED
Cal - In Alternia
Nanna - DEAD
Grandpa Harley - DEAD...ish
Colonel Sassacre - DEAD
Betty Crocker - See Her Imperial Condescension? Or not?
Casey
Wise Turtle
8-Ball Tadpoles - Probably alive
Crumplehat
Secret Wizard
Sord Croc
Mutie - Unknown. DIED of old age?
Maplehoof - DEAD
Jaspers - SPRITED
FedoraFreak - Either DYING, God Tier, or maybe Scratched...
Bec Noir
Black Queen - DEAD
Black King - DEAD
Courtyard Droll - DEAD
Hegemonic Brute - DEAD
Draconian Dignitary - DEAD
WQ - DEAD
WK - DEAD
PM
WV - Hole in Chest. Going to count as DEAD for now.
AR - DEAD
Serenity
Ms. Paint - At Andrew's
The rest of WQ's subjects - Scratched out/DEAD
Karkat
Terezi
Sollux - DEAD
Gamzee
Aradia - DEAD
Tavros - DEAD
Kanaya - undead, counted as alive right now.
Vriska - DEAD
Nepeta - DEAD
Equius -DEAD
Eridan - DEAD
Feferi - DEAD
Dream Karkat - DEAD
Dream Terezi - DEAD?
Dream Sollux - Please be mind honey! OHGODOHGODOHGOD! (or Half-Dead?)
Other Dream Sollux - DEAD?
Dream Gamzee - DEAD?
Dream Aradia - God Tier
Dream Tavros - DEAD
Dream Kanaya - DEAD
Dream Vriska -DEAD
Dream Nepeta - DEAD
Dream Equius - DEAD?
Dream Eridan - DEAD?
Dream Feferi - DEAD
Troll Lusii - DEAD x 12
Troll Black King - DEAD
Spades Slick - DEAD
Diamonds Droog - DEAD
Hearts Boxcars - DEAD
Clubs Deuce - DEAD
The Felt x 14 DEAD...probably.
Snowman - DEAD
Doc Scratch - DEAD, probably.
Lord English
SentryWorm 1: DEAD
Harley the Dog: DEAD
Disclaimers:
I'm counting the Felt/MC members as dead, since that unfavorable timeline is the one that SS communicates with Karkat from.
I didn't include a few characters, such as the Alternate-timeline Felt, most of the crocs/turtles/salamanders/frogs/whatever, etc., and some characters are of questionable status.
I almost included Johnny 5 and Johnnytop, but decided against it...silly thing thinks it's alive...
List of Dead and Alive Characters in Homestuck, Last Updated 10/29/2011:
John - DEAD
Rose - DEAD
Dave - DEAD
Jade-DEAD
Dream John - God Tier
Dream Rose - God Tier
Dream Dave - God Tier
Dream Jade - SPRITED-God Tier
J
Bad Future Rose - ABSORBED
Bad Future Dave - DYING(?), but still technically ALIVE
The Bunny - ???
Troll Universe Frog - DEAD
Bilious Slick (Trolls', the one that makes the kids' universe) - DEAD
Bilious Slick (Kids') - Fell into lava. Likely DEAD.
Andrew
Rufio - DEAD
Trollcestors - x10 DEAD
Aradiacestor - DEAD, sorta...time travel shenanigans...
Her Imperial Condescension - (?)
Dad - DEAD
Mom - DEAD
Bro - DEAD
Bec - SPRITED
Cal - In Alternia
Nanna - DEAD
Grandpa Harley - DEAD...ish
Colonel Sassacre - DEAD
Betty Crocker - See Her Imperial Condescension? Or not?
Casey
Wise Turtle
8-Ball Tadpoles - Probably alive
Crumplehat
Secret Wizard
Sord Croc
Mutie - Unknown. DIED of old age?
Maplehoof - DEAD
Jaspers - SPRITED
FedoraFreak - Either DYING, God Tier, or maybe Scratched...
Bec Noir
Black Queen - DEAD
Black King - DEAD
Courtyard Droll - DEAD
Hegemonic Brute - DEAD
Draconian Dignitary - DEAD
WQ - DEAD
WK - DEAD
PM
WV - Hole in Chest. Going to count as DEAD for now.
AR - DEAD
Serenity
Ms. Paint - At Andrew's
The rest of WQ's subjects - Scratched out/DEAD
Karkat
Terezi
Sollux - DEAD
Gamzee
Aradia - DEAD
Tavros - DEAD
Kanaya - undead, counted as alive right now.
Vriska - DEAD
Nepeta - DEAD
Equius -DEAD
Eridan - DEAD
Feferi - DEAD
Dream Karkat - DEAD
Dream Terezi - DEAD?
Dream Sollux - Please be mind honey! OHGODOHGODOHGOD! (or Half-Dead?)
Other Dream Sollux - DEAD?
Dream Gamzee - DEAD?
Dream Aradia - God Tier
Dream Tavros - DEAD
Dream Kanaya - DEAD
Dream Vriska -DEAD
Dream Nepeta - DEAD
Dream Equius - DEAD?
Dream Eridan - DEAD?
Dream Feferi - DEAD
Troll Lusii - DEAD x 12
Troll Black King - DEAD
Spades Slick - DEAD
Diamonds Droog - DEAD
Hearts Boxcars - DEAD
Clubs Deuce - DEAD
The Felt x 14 DEAD...probably.
Snowman - DEAD
Doc Scratch - DEAD, probably.
Lord English
SentryWorm 1: DEAD
Harley the Dog: DEAD
Disclaimers:
I'm counting the Felt/MC members as dead, since that unfavorable timeline is the one that SS communicates with Karkat from.
I didn't include a few characters, such as the Alternate-timeline Felt, most of the crocs/turtles/salamanders/frogs/whatever, etc., and some characters are of questionable status.
I almost included Johnny 5 and Johnnytop, but decided against it...silly thing thinks it's alive...
>Check suit for damage, then proceed to prove to the world that the skill-sets of the plumber are interchangeable with those of a lumberjack.
I would be delighted if I could just scrap this account and make a new one that doesn't have a stupid name. Sadly, there's a rule specifically stating I cannot. I could be happier about that.
The last time we saw something like this, it was Surge, and Surge had his own harpoon embedded in him. It's entirely possible that the Goo only started controlling what was left after he'd already died from some other reason, and his suit had been breached and it's integrity ruined.
Actually, not directly related to the current plotline, but something that recently occurred to me...
We never actually saw any part of Surge's corpse, did we? Only his goo-animated suit. Do we really know for sure that his body is in the suit? And, therefore, do we really know for sure that he's dead? Maybe his suit was badly damaged and he took off his suit and the goo took over his suit but he's still running around there suitless... Maybe he's the one who shot the goo-zombie with his harpoon, in a vain attempt to stop it...
Okay, probably not. I'm pretty sure he is dead. I just thought I'd throw out the possibility, but I know it's not likely.
I think that it shows a scan of the suit, stating that he is, in fact, inside it, and dead. Might be wrong though, I only briefly skimmed over it a while ago. I think it should be on the same page as, or one of the following two pages to the one with the earlier tree that was linked to recently. Hard to tell with a nonstandard posts/page count.