Pokéstuck

[Snowmanne]

>Be a snail, they are androgynous

[DS Piron]

BOY
BOY BOY BOY BOY BOY BOY BOY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

...seconded...

[Bradley]

John: Tell him you're a b-

Dave: Cut John off and tell Grandpa that he's a girl.

[tectonicRobot]

BOY
BOY BOY BOY BOY BOY BOY BOY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

...seconded...

thirded

[fivexthethird]

John: Tell him you're a b-

Dave: Cut John off and tell Grandpa that he's a girl.

Seconded.

[whimsicalDreamthief]

> You are clearly a GIRL! Besides, that way you can match Casey.

[Nala]

John: Tell him you're a b-

Dave: Cut John off and tell Grandpa that he's a girl.

Seconded.

Actually, I really like this one. Thirded.

[greyscaleScavenger]

John: Tell him you're a b-

Dave: Cut John off and tell Grandpa that he's a girl.

Seconded.

Actually, I really like this one. Thirded.

I must agree with this one. > >

John: Go through rest of life trying to correct people and failing to convince them you are male.

[ponytailArtist]

John: Tell him you're a b-

Dave: Cut John off and tell Grandpa that he's a girl.

Seconded.

Actually, I really like this one. Thirded.

I must agree with this one. > >

John: Go through rest of life trying to correct people and failing to convince them you are male.

We already have an adventure with a cross-dressing John in it, but hey, couldn't hurt.

[GoldenMB]

John: Tell him you're a b-

Dave: Cut John off and tell Grandpa that he's a girl.

Seconded.

Actually, I really like this one. Thirded.

I must agree with this one. > >

John: Go through rest of life trying to correct people and failing to convince them you are male.

We already have an adventure with a cross-dressing John in it, but hey, couldn't hurt.

Sixth'd

[Stripe]

JOHN: Tell him you're a BOY!





Oh, I see it now! You're obviously a GIRL!

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Haha, I wasn't going to have John actually become a girl - did I somehow give off that impression? xD Besides, anonwriter is doing a much better job than I would of drawing him in a dress.

[ponytailArtist]

Enough shenanigans! You'll have plenty of time for that later.

>Rose: Get your Pikachu already. It's proof that you're the most competent of the group, c'mon.

[greyscaleScavenger]

I wasn't even meaning for John to crossdress. In my mind, here would be a basic exchange:

Stranger: Hello there, young miss.
John: D8 Can't you see I'm a bo-
Stranger: Can I help you with anything? Can't let a young lady go out unprepared.

Basically, John would stay the same but the game set him as female despite him being male, so all dialogue would be the equivalent to if he were female.

As far as commands go, I agree with Rose getting a Pikachu.

[Thissel]

This just became the best forum adventure ever. 8B

[DS Piron]

> John: consider plans of revenge against Dave.

...no wait, first:

> John: Try to convince Professor Harley that you're a BOY.

[TheFinalWraith]

Rose: Somehow get a ghastly. Because fuck light.

[DS Piron]

> John: consider plans of revenge against Dave.

...no wait, first:

> John: Desperately try to convince Professor Harley that you're a BOY.

[Bradley]

Grandpa: Ask John to go to the next town and retrieve a package for you, because you were to cheap to pay for enough postage to send it the whole way.

[GoldenMB]

>> Bromander: Get your shit slapped.

[Crazy-8]

Rose: get a pikachu

Pikachu: be holding a MAGIC CUEBALL (light ball)

[Stripe]

ROSE: Get PIKACHU

But you already have a PIKACHU, and you love him quite dearly! Why on earth would you even consider getting another one?

GRANDPA: Ask JOHN to retrieve a PACKAGE


Actually, since you're all here anyways, I actually have a request! See, I had this PACKAGE sent to the POKéMART in the next town over, but I'm far too busy to go and get it myself. Could one of you go get it? It'd be a great time for you to test out those POKéMON you seem to have stolen from me. Actually, why not make it a competition? Split into teams of two, and whichever team gets my PACKAGE back wins! JOHN, since you're the birthday girl, why don't you go ahead and pick the teams?

JOHN: Pick a travelling companion

Even if you still aren't too excited about PROFESSOR GRANDPA calling you a GIRL all of the time, you suppose this still sounds like fun! You've got three people to pick from it seems. First, there's DAVE, who, while being one of your best bros, just handed your ass to you in a BATTLE and called you a GIRL. Plus, his hair looks really dumb right now. Then there's ROSE, who is nice, but a little bit creepy at times. Also, her PIKACHU hates you. Finally, there's JADE, who is nice, personable, and just defeated DAVE to maintain your honor or something awesome like that. You can't really think of anything bad to say about her.

Even though there is an obvious choice here, you decide to deliberate on it anyways.

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Probably the last post for the night. Hopefully we'll get these kids out of the LAB by next post!

Also, I think this adventure qualifies for getting moved out of The Cradle now...? Is it worth it to get it moved, or is it still too soon?

[SNeakyRobot]

> Pick Rose. An alien in an alternate universe drew a diagram for alternate John, so you two are gonna get married.

[greyscaleScavenger]

> Dave.

[Neofafnir]

>Jade!

[ponytailArtist]

>Go with Rose. Partially for ship opportunities and also because she can balance out your inexperience, but mostly because I just like her. Well, I like the other guys too, but...