Pokéstuck

[ponytailArtist]

>Due to your lack of imagination, name the Bulbasaur "Bulby".

[Bradley]

John+Dave: Battle.

Bromander: Accidentally set the building on fire.

[tectonicRobot]

Leave and head into some really tall grass. Not just regular every day grass for you, oh no. You are going to find the TALLEST GRASS EVER.

[Yourself]

Bulbasaur's bulb > Have a ridiculously silly face.

John > Maybe Rose's mom has a map or something?

[Snowmanne]

>Jade's bulbasaur: be Bec

[Stripe]

JADE: Name him BULBY

Yes, you think that is quite an appropriate name for your brand new BULBASAUR!

DAVE: Challenge JOHN to a BATTLE


hey egbert
you and me
battle
now
lets do this thing

JOHN: Send out CASEY


yeah sure!
i want to test out my new pokemon anyways!
i actually meant a rap battle but yeah a pokemon battles good too

Man, this is so exciting! Your very first POKéMON BATTLE ever! Well, excluding that incident when you lost against the MAGIKARP, but that totally doesn't count anyways.

But wait, what are you supposed to do again?

[ponytailArtist]

>I guess you should tell Casey to spit water or something. That's what turtles do, right?

[Neofafnir]

> You are suppose to win!! Try and figure out what moves Casey can use, and be distracted by this. Dave use this opportunity to attack.

[MrHedge64]

Dr. DAVID BRINNER: Burst in in a fit of ALZHEIMERS, wondering what all these DAMN KIDS are doing in your lab.

[Bradley]

John: Use tail whip, and nothing but tail whip, until you win.

[SNeakyRobot]

> Command Casey to bust some sick rhymes.

[tectonicRobot]

Casey: Kinda like, aggress it. You know, aggress. What turtles do.

[Taveena]

WRESTLE BROMANDER

[SNeakyRobot]

> Ash: Barge in looking for the birthday pokémon that Professor Oak was supposed to get you.

[Zrcalo]

>> John, grab glass on counter and throw it at charmander

[Stripe]

CASEY: Agress. You know... agress. Spit water or something. What turtles do!

CASEY appears to have NO IDEA what you're talking about. What's a turtle?

JOHN: Try and figure out what moves CASEY can use

Gee, this battling thing sure is difficult. They make it look so easy on TV, too! What kind of moves would a SQUIRTLE be able to use anyways? You're pretty sure CASEY is kind of low levelled, so she probably doesn't know any WATER type moves, right? So it's probably just NORMAL moves. But what kind of moves are those? You don't have a POKéDEX or anything useful like that, so you just have to guess. But wait a moment...

CASEY has a tail! So surely she can use TAIL WHIP! This battle is as good as wo-

Oh, godammit.

wow egbert
you really suck at this
shut up!

[Quirk]

Hurry back to the Pokemon Center, shielding Casey from further harm.

[Yourself]

John > Quick! Get that Squirtle to the emergency PokeCenter ASAP!

Jade > Challenge Dave to a Pokebattle. Avenge your fallen comrade.

[ponytailArtist]

John you hopeless derp.

>Jade: Be the one to beat Dave in a Pokemon battle now. May as well keep the irony train going!

>Rose: Walk into the lab and find the secret Pokeball that contains Pikachu. How do you know where it is? Because you're the daughter of the lab's professor or something.

[Nala]

>Dave: Make a victory sign. Ironically.
>John: John is out of useable Pokemon. John blacked out! He quickly rushes to the nearest Pokemon Center. Or tries to, only to realize that he's never left his hometown and therefore has no idea where the nearest Pokemon center is.

[Neofafnir]

>Rose walk in and stare at John panicking about Casey being hurt, while Jade demands a Pokemon battle from Dave. Rose make an immediate heel turn and prepare to leave the lab only to be stopped by the professor.

[tectonicRobot]

John: Get Casey healed. Also ask the Nurse (PM?) what moves a Squirtle can do.

[swampmist1142]

John: kick Dave in the balls. ironically

[Alberio]

Casey: RISE UP

[He Who Slumbers]

>Bro: have a squirtle. Ironically.