Pokéstuck

[Stripe]

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Hello, there!

Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and right now you're standing in what seems to be a LAB, the reason being that today's your thirteenth birthday and you were promised your very own POKéMON. Unfortunately, there appears to be nobody here right now, so you're kind of just hanging around.

You can't help but notice the 3 POKéBALLS that are conveniently sitting on a table right next to you. You're guessing that one of them is probably meant to be your birthday gift.

Since you have nothing better to do, you decide to take a closer look at these 3 POKéBALLS. You wonder if it's alright for you to just take one. I mean, one of these is obviously going to be given to you anyways. Would it really hurt so much to just go ahead and take one now...?

At any rate, you can somehow tell that the three POKéMON inside the POKéBALLS are BULBASAUR, CHARMANDER, and SQUIRTLE.

So what will you do...?

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I'm sure I can't be the first one to think of this idea, but I didn't see any adventures like it and, well, I wanted to give it a shot! So please forgive me if this is redundant/boring/terrible.

[Fuade]

Fuck that. Jump into the nearest water source and catch a magicarp with your bare hands.

[Unbeliever]

>Take the SQUIRTLE POKéBALL.

[Neofafnir]

>Catch and use ONLY Unown.
or
>Take the Squirtle.

[Loather of Irk]

Walk outside, approach grass.

[Unbeliever]

Walk outside, approach grass.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO

DON'T YOU KNOW? WILD POKéMON LIVE IN THE TALL GRASS!

[Subrosian]

>Take the Squirtle. It's the obvious choice.

[ponytailArtist]

>Charmander
>Charmander
>Charmander
>Charmander
>Charmander

That's three votes for Squirtle and five for Charmander. Huzzah!

...Naw, just one >Charmander.

[Yourself]

> Bulbasaur!

[greyscaleScavenger]

Charmander. Or whatever fire type there is. Though I would advocate for waiting for the moment, until someone gets there.

[Unbeliever]

>Refuse to wait.

>Take the Squirtle. Be the Trainer.

[Stripe]

JOHN: Jump into the nearest water source and catch a MAGIKARP with your bare hands.

Well, see, that seems like a great idea, but that's what you tried last year! Unfortunately, it didn't really work out all that well for you. Maybe that's why your dad just let you to get your own POKéMON this year...

JOHN: Take the SQUIRTLE

You decide that waiting is for losers, so you just go ahead and grab the SQUIRTLE POKéBALL. It just seems like the obvious choice.

Give a nickname to SQUIRTLE?

[ponytailArtist]

Female turtle?

>Wendy O. Koopa

[Unbeliever]

>Maine

Dunno why. Just popped into my head.

[Neofafnir]

>Casey it has to be this!!

[Snowmanne]

>Casey it has to be this!!

THIS FOREVER

[ewar]

Female? Let's breed it, and sell the eggs to your friends DAVE, ROSE and JADE. That's the only squirtle on the entire continent, after all.

[AsinineRainbows]

>Casey it has to be this!!

THIS FOREVER

THIRD'd
That way you can have mad jam sessions

[Stripe]

JOHN: Name her CASEY

Hooray! Your first real life POKéMON! You didn't even have to nearly drown to get her!

Hey wait a sec! Who's that MYSTERIOUS FIGURE standing in the doorway? And what is he/she/it doing here?

[Neofafnir]

It is Professor John's Dad, here to introduce you to the world of Pokemon, and give you a cake.

[Bradley]

It's GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK. He's doesn't care about alternate realities, he shows up wherever he damn well wants to.

[Unbeliever]

>Obviously it is Team Rocket, come to steal your precious Casey! They are getting crafty, now - they knew you were going to get a Squirtle before you even got one! Release Casey and prepare for battle!

>Or it's Gary. Either way, CASEY MUST BE UNLEASHED.

[GoldenMB]

>> Rival: Be Dave

[Gana0]

Look like he or she is just standing there, probably with a large coat on.

[candyConnoisseur]

Ahhh, this is so adorable. ^^

Mysterious Figure: Be Rose