Oh God the Quadrants (now with more delicious update!)

[Elkian]

==> Make up a name on the spot.

Whoops. A bit too late, there.

Enter command._

[Fuade]

Inform the injured bystander that he could have been informed as to the steps rather voracious manner if he merely had the insight to program his own title into his creation.

[Elkian]

==> Karkat: Turn out to be the creator.

Wait, WHAT-

...OW.

Enter command._

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ha ha how do I perspective

EDIT: uuuuugh that hand looks like crap. I swear I can arts better than this, guys. I can.

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

>Audience: Act surprised.

You successfully do this.

>Karkat (or Karkat-like): expositise.

[Entilliumn]

>People call him Trilby, and as a name, that suffices.

OMGOMG that is
5 days a stranger, and the rest of the series.
you are amazing
forever

[Elkian]

==> Karkat: Expotise.

What? You just fell down the stairs. After those loveless idiots told you to run a diagnostic on their stupid robot.

You wish you'd never given them this idea. Not only is it a horribly bad one, but they kept trolling you at all hours of the day for rom-com help.

And then blew up the first three, seriously. Is no one but you genre-savvy around here.


Oh great, now the ROBOT'S worried about you! You've fallen far, and not just down the stairs.

What will you do?/Enter command._

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haha, how do I pesrpesctive: the sequel! Also stairs are gone because pic was too busy

[Mirdan]

> Voma: Enter the flushed quadrant with Karkat.

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

> Voma: Enter the flushed quadrant with Karkat.

>Repeatedly.
>Cause paradox.
>Explode.

...then move back to the alpha timeline where things are proceeding sanely and linearly.

[Elkian]

==> Karkat: Get up, you're fine.

The last thing you need is a five-minute-old tin can pitying you.

Oh man, what kind of expression is that? The STRONG idiot must have taken too much of his meo- moirial's advice.

You find yourself wondering, in a slightly worried way, how much of a resemblance there is.

What will you do?/Enter command._

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oh man you guys, thanks for all the lovely suggestions, I will try to implement as many as possible. no update for a little while, but I will be checking back here when I can

[Mirdan]

> Karkat: Exposit on why you wanted a lovebot.

[Elkian]

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heee.....huge update is huge. Also kind of depressing that my nonofficial silly thing has gotten more attention than the project I've pent about a month working on

==> Karkat: Explain why you wanted a lovebot.

What?! You had nothing to do with this, besides being stupid enough to give those idiots the idea. And maybe some romcom advisory, but that's it, you swear.

==> Karkat: Run diagnostic.

Ugh, fine.

Uh....show me your teeth, I guess.

Okay...

Well at least they didn't go with white. Turns out someone listens to you after all.

Next...the ears.

Look pretty normal...and they rounded the edges. Two points into the "LISTENS TO KARKAT LIKE THEY SHOULD" score.

What else....oh, troll mode. Basic.

Not bad...actually, she's kind of cute. Whatever.

Teeth again.

OH DEAR GOG IT'S LIKE A NEEDLE FACTORY

Uh- Okay, how bout, um....outfit swap. Let's see....beach wear?

Sure!

OH
MY
GOG
You are going to MURDER those id- oh gog she's posing. Quick, change the subject!

O.....okay, you have other....outfits, right? I mean, that's not the only beach....get-up you have.

Well, no.

Oh thank gog- I mean, show me the other one. Other ones. Whatever.

Okay!

GOMALEGOMALEGOMALENOWNOWNOW!

Um...is this better?

Yeah, that...that's fine.

Okay. That's better. A LOT better- you do NOT need a towel. No. Definitely not. Gotta finish the diagnostic so you can leave.

Because. Of course, you have more important things to do. Yeah.

Let's see....ears again....

Looks good, no sharp edges and wow is this hair soft. It's like the real thing.

You fail to notice Voma's LCD cheek screens light up from your proximity.

What will you do?/Enter command._

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HAHAAHA karkat looks different from the back every. time. Also, huge update from nowhere, I don't even know

also, bonus because this was too cute for words and I had to share:

[Mirdan]

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Depressed about this getting more attention? Simple: Make this your new time consuming project!

> Terezi: Be 'watching' all of this.

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

>Doc Scratch: Kay. I'm omniscient. And I didn't see any of this coming.

WTFRICK IS WRONG WITH THESE KIDS

[Paul]

Karkat: Be caught in some akward position.

[Elkian]

==> Terezi: Be 'watching' all of this.

NY4M NY4M NY4M.

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THIS IS STUPID.

What will you do?/Enter command._

[Elkian]

==> Karkat: Be stuck in an awkward position.

Whoa, kind of close there - oh gog it's blushing.

==> Voma: Enter the flushed quadrant with Karkat?

He's...pretty close....this is kind of confusing for such a young being!

What will you do?/Enter command._

[Elkian]

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ha ha what is consistency

[Paul]

Voma: Moirail/Matesprit double love reacharound.

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

Voma: Moirail/Matesprit double love reacharound.

OH FRICK PARADOX

*boom*

Okay but really,

>Ask for this young troll's name. If he pleases.

[Mirdan]

> Voma: Ponder whether you like your female or male form better.

[Elkian]

==> Voma: Wonder whether you prefer male or female form.

Well, you haven't really had much experience in either. Besides, there's something more important to attend to at the moment...

==> Voma: Ask this young troll's name. If he pleases.

Uh....what's your name?

W-what. UGH. Karkat. Vantas. Why?

What will you do?/Enter command._

[Bluesunnyday]

Sloppy makeouts. NOW. In male form *insert win face*

[Konork]

>Quick, while he's not yelling, distracted, and a bit confused, ask him which form he prefers as innocently as you can to get him to start yelling again

[Elkian]

==> Quick, sloppy makeouts!

KK! Are you running a diagnothtic or tethting itth "thpethial featureth"?!

What....the....who was doing the imagining there, exactly?

Never mind. Sounds like one of the amazing idiot duo is getting antsy.

What will you do?
Enter command._

[Bluesunnyday]

(wait, did that actually happen?!?)