"I looked at [x] and thought it said..."

[AquaFresh]

I thought "SBURB" was actually a funny way of spelling superb.
Unless that's the case. o.0

[Daniel990]

I think Sburb comes from "suburb".

[Remnant]

Recently I had to do a double take upon seeing a box of paper.
I could have sworn the label on the box read Meenah Paper;
To my dismay, it was only Neenah Paper.


"Meenah Paper, perfect for writing condescending notes!"

[PriffyViole]

I read "eye care" as "exit Clyde" once.

[Bones96]

I once saw an ad that I thought was for cyberbullying, but it was actually for Mormonism.
I misread 'How long have you been a Mormon' as 'How long have you been a moron'.
Another time I saw a Super-M gas pump on TV. You can guess what I misread it as...

[Kíeros]

I just finished up working a music camp at a church. Al the kid volunteers agreed that, from one position, on one of their posters with the ten commandments, the eighth looked like "Thou shall not shed". Imagine being a dog and having to follow that rule.

[Aerok12]

"meteor/jadeship"
"meteor/jade ship"
(otp)

[The One Guy]

Northbend (the name of a street) became "Motherboard"

[yoursisnodisgrace]

A few years back I was really getting into Monty Python. I misread "Life of Brian" as "Life of a Brain", Then "The Life of Brains". After that I thought it was just "Life of Brain" and I'm like wait is that the guy's name?

[muffinz]

I read:
[Minecraft] General Dig-scussion thread 2
as:
[Mimicraft] General Dig-concussion thread 2

[The One Guy]

I don't know how many times I've seen the "> Enter Name." prompt in a forum adventure, so why did I just read it as "> Thy Name."?

[yoursisnodisgrace]

I once though Homestuck said Honeycomb.
I also once misread this old website I used to go to (Don't remember much about it, they had pixel art. People referred to it as PUK) as PUKE and things went downhill from there.
I also misread the Genesis album "Calling all Stations" as "Calling at Spaceships"

[choiceApple]

At about 3 in the morning, I wasn't sure whether to type "d- straight" or "but i kill everything i touch"; i ended up typing "but i straighten everything i touch d-it" without even thinking.

What
I
Don't
Understand me sometimes

[The Poet]

A sign in a store said that Shoplifting Is Not Allowed.
I read it as Shapeshifting Is Not Allowed.
Darn it, and I had just become an animagus, too.

[pirrou]

The Cautionary Tales Thread = The Canterbury Tales Thread

[pkfl_531]

Recently I had to do a double take upon seeing a box of paper.
I could have sworn the label on the box read Meenah Paper;
To my dismay, it was only Neenah Paper.


"Meenah Paper, perfect for writing condescending notes!"

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i had to... i just... i had to.

[PriffyViole]

I read "Jammin' Jerk Chicken" as "Jummin' Jerkathalon".

EDIT: read "Why is the shoe outline yellow?" as "Why is the sunshine yellow?"

[Tectrix]

I read "Ask as tectrix" as "Ask asterix". Its sad because its my username.

[MegaRock35]

Snagging that Nepeta.

"Shagging that Nepeta"

[Wycca]

Alternia became Equestria.

[Daniel990]

I read "New Yorker" as "Thom Yorke".

[doomMaster]

Once I read a sign that said "low cost vaccinations" as "lost cow vaccinations".
Even worse, I did it again the very next day.

[maplefluffandcandypops]

"Ask as tectrix"

I read this as "Ask a Tetris."

"low cost vaccinations"

And then I scrolled down and read this as "low cost vacations."

There is pretty much no way to measure how disappointed I am right now.

[Belonoid Anoesis]

I misread dumbass as 'dumpass'... and sometimes 'dunkass'.

What the hell is Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff doing here in my brain?

[PriffyViole]

I somehow read "You have just inserted a device into the audio jack." as "You have flipped the fuck out."

I also saw a protest sign and thought it was a picture of Spongebob.

And last night I read "Snowbird" as "Squidward".

EDIT: Just read "Calling real people evil is not recommended" as "Calling evil people evil is not recommended".

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AR probably freaked out about the Bec head because it was an omnipotent dog reminder.

I read the last part as "omnipotent dog reindeer".