"I looked at [x] and thought it said..."

[Andanism]

I was talking to my friend a few minutes ago, and when I asked what he was doing, he said he was organizing his computer files.
I thought it said orgasming.
Which lead me to take a second look and then promptly laugh my ass off.

[Catstorm]

I saw "booing children" as "burning children", and "marked" as "naked".

oh goodness.

[MidnightHaunter]

I read Rubeils name as Rubel and Yubel (a hint I play Yugioh too much), then read his little "analGrammatically" as "analGrammatically"

I read Rubeils name as Rubel and Yubel (a hint I play Yugioh too much), then read his little "analGrammatically" as "analGrammatically"

Then I read the first part of it right. I can not believe I put analGrammatically twice.

There's a guy named Skala in another period of my math class, and a Siaka in a story I'm reading.


You can see where I'm going with this.

I read that as Skaia, probably because i know a lowercase "el" (L/l) looks like a capital "eye" (I/i) usually.

Absolute worst: Cornholesprite.

Why did I read Cornholesprite as Pornholesprite?

So when I glanced at the latest update, somehow I immediately read "Your name is DIRK" as "You love DIRK."


At least I got Dirk right.

I didn't.

[Kitaruheart]

"Whiter Teeth" became "Hitler Teeth"

"whiter Teeth" became "whiteler Teeth" .....

And I do this alot like like almost saying bus instead of car

[Aerok12]

What I read: "Central America"
What I thought I read: "Captain America"
What I thought I thought I read: "Captain Planet"

[Inconspicularity]

MidnightHaunter, you're not allowed to make Double-posts. or triple-posts. Or quadruple-posts. Or any number of posts stuck together.

Use the edit button.

[MidnightHaunter]

MidnightHaunter, you're not allowed to make Double-posts. or triple-posts. Or quadruple-posts. Or any number of posts stuck together.

Use the edit button.

Sorry, I didn't know they would all clump like that.

But personally, why do that when only two are the same thing, so only an edit to put the "and then I saw I put anal instead of ana" part

[Paninis Cupcake]

My username is made of this. It's the result of me reading "Painis Cupcake" wrong.

[Kitaruheart]

My username is made of this. It's the result of me reading "Painis Cupcake" wrong.

Just read it in my mind as "Penis Cupcake"

[Paninis Cupcake]

Technically, you'd be right. "Painis" is one of those out-of-context phrases that sound like a euphemism. Like "pingas."

[Kitaruheart]

Technically, you'd be right. "Painis" is one of those out-of-context phrases that sound like a euphemism. Like "pingas."

Kay then

[ilikeoctopus]

Eclectic flavors = electric flowers when viewed from an angle. Also, the SunTrust bank near us has a broken light, so at night it says "unTrust."

[Kitaruheart]

"le Basin" became "lesbian" my mind is weird

[Sheepers]

Friend on facebook said "I like this photo" when I threw the fanart I just did of Jade onto my wall.

I thought he said Potato. So clearly the only response to it was to point it out, see him say he liked that potato, then respond with a reference that went totally over his head.

Good potato.
Best vegetable.

[PriffyViole]

I misheard "a shocking game of 'He Said She Said'..." as "a shocking game of 'That's What She Said'..."

[musecalCaprica]

I was in the store today and we were in the frozen food aisle and i saw this pizza that said "thick pan" and I read it as "think pan".
To be fair I was walking but I misread and type crap all the time.


((Priffy can probably vouch for that))

[nickelangelo]

I read "Bug/Steel's only weakness is a quadruple one to Fire" as "Bug/Steel's only weakness is a drunken one to Fire".

quadpurple

What's really weird is that I only started misreading things until I looked at this thread. It's kinda creepy.

you started noticing.

[The One Guy]

"Brainstorming" became "Brainwashing"

[Emeraldis]

"Shut up I'm brainwashing!"

Sichuan Taste became Sitting Taste.

[ilikeoctopus]

Today, while boxing an unfinished dinner, "THINK FOOD SAFETY" became "THANK FOOD SAFELY."

[Destruction Dragon 360]

>Vriska: FLYING KICK!!
Became;
>Vriska: FLYING FUCK!!
Then again the previous log had been with Karkat so I guess it was somewhat justified by the transitive property of expletives.

[Aerok12]

i misheard "Dad, where do you get that kind of motorcycle?" as "Dad, where do you get a condom you can recycle?"
it was super awkward because the kid's like 10 years old

[PriffyViole]

I was playing Peggle upside-down and I read "Spaceblast!" as "Hello insert name here".

Also, remember when I asked if anyone had misread "Twilight Sepulcher" as "Twilight Sparkle"?

Guess who just did!

[The One Guy]

So my mom has this book titled "Club Dead," but every time I see it on the shelf, I read "Glub Dead" and think of Feferi.

[muffinz]

"VA. Lags in Faculty Pay"

into:

"Las Vegas in Facility Pay"