"I looked at [x] and thought it said..."

[xanibabe]

"Worlds of Fun"

Worlds of Fuck

[Alternitious]

I kept reading "tentacleTherapist" as "TentacleTheRapist."
The thing is, I accepted the latter until one of my friends said it to me correctly.

By the time I realized, I was well into Act 4 of Homestuck.

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I still misread it sometimes.

[xanibabe]

I was in school and these girls wrote "party hard" on the whiteboard in really horrible handwriting and can you guess what I thought it was?

Panty Raid

[The One Guy]

"Food is Ready" became "Dinner is Food."

Why yes, microwave, I did have food for dinner!

[BubblegumPatty]

I misread (or rather though) gardenGnostic as gnomeGnostic.
I don't even know how.

[josephStaleknight]

I once misread the name of the barista at my local Starbucks as "Katia Managan" instead of "Katie M--- (rest of name forgotten)".

Yeah, you can tell I'm on here a lot.

[Holly]

I read

I am so sorry for this.

as "I'm going to marry me."


I
hmm

[Shydragon]

Cat Welfare Charity -> Cat Warfare Charity

[PriffyViole]

I read "Really gets Around" as "Reality gets Around".

EDIT: I also read "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates" as "Harry Potter and the Highly Effective Pirates".

EDIT EDIT: I also read "Colors/Patterns/Stickers" as "Useful Notes: Stickers", and I read "Now Free To Play" as "Ace Attorney".

[Jay-San]

While driving from California to Georgia I misread this as "BRIDGE MAY BE COLD IN WINTER"

it was a long trip....

I thought this said Bridge makes ice in water.

[The One Guy]

I keep being disappointed that this fourm adventure is just "Two Friends Play Sburb" and not "Two Best Friends Play Sburb."

[pirrou]

"WHY DOESN'T THIS BOTHER ME" = "WHY DOESN'T THIS BONER ME"

Then again, this was in the sex ed thread, so context...

[TactlessC]

I once read "mindfuck" as midfuck....actually I do that constantly. It really makes any discussions I read about manipulation and nightmare fuel confusing.

[pirrou]

MSPFA Maze of Madness = MSPFA Maze of Manliness

[Syrup Neko]

"I love skulls!"

"I love balls!"

damn it jake that leaves nothing to the imagination :I

[Shydragon]

How do I draw unicycle durr -> How do i draw unicycle porn

[PriffyViole]

How do I draw unicycle durr -> How do i draw unicycle porn

Rule 34 strikes again?

[Shydragon]

Rule 34 strikes again?

apparently

[vortexTechie]

I looked at Homestuck, and thought it said 'Housetrapped'.
And when Andrew made the Housetrapped joke, I thought it said 'Homestuck'.


Dafuq is wrong with me.

[Daniel990]

I JUST READ RAILROADED AS RADIOHEAD, I THINK I'VE GONE CRAZY.

[The One Guy]

I just read "lolled" as "lollied." Err...

[PriffyViole]

>Confront Ben

I read this as "Comfort Ben".

[indigoFirebird]

I was on the computer and the TV was on behind me.
A commercial said "get money if you're injured".

I heard "get honey if you're Nepeta".

Wtf, brain.

[Aerok12]

i read "Hot dogs with baked beans and corn bread[sic]" as "Hot dogs with baked bread and corn bread[still sic]"
all i could think about was uncooked cornbread batter slathered on hot dogs in a big loaf of burnt regular bread

[PriffyViole]

Not technically a misreading/mishearing, but I thought I clicked the Homestuck Through Bad Translator thread when I saw this:

Just finished catching up with all of this. It's one of my favorite adventures on the thread. My favorite parts are the art and distinctive character designs. I don't have a suggestion at the moment, since I've got other stories to catch up with right now, but I'll keep an eye on this.

Turns out I clicked on an actual fanventure.