"I looked at [x] and thought it said..."

[AsuraChaos]

To me, the 'Forumite Romance/Shipping Thread' became the Furniture Romance/Shipping thread a few minutes ago.

My, that sofa looks lovely with that coffee table... I could ship that in two days flat.

[Weeaboo]

To me, the 'Forumite Romance/Shipping Thread' became the Furniture Romance/Shipping thread a few minutes ago.

My, that sofa looks lovely with that coffee table... I could ship that in two days flat.

this wins all my lols.

all of them.

[ThatRobotBoy]

I read and say Homestuck as Homestruck.
I also see random words like "sex" or "Hitler" when glossing over large walls of text.

[Cucurbita]

Sex Duodecim Angeuls

Every goddamn time.

[Varkarrus]

I see Angelus as Angeuls too.

[Cucurbita]

Goddamnit.

This is why I should not be allowed near a keyboard at night.

[Marionette]

"Travesties" as "transvestites." Every time.

[PriffyViole]

"P.E." as "L.E." (The second time I saw something Lord English related)

"Private Pete" as "Pregnant Pete"

[lovelyAssistant]

I was working at cash today, and a man was buying a book. For a good ten seconds I read the title as "4Chan", until I realized that it was merely a rather ornate typeface spelling out the word "Khan".

I kinda wish we sold a book about 4Chan, now.

[Mal]

I was scrolling down a book isle, and I swore I saw a book that said, Great waits for waitings, god knows how, but it said Great ways of things

Then i slapped myself and kept on scrolling

[Ichimoto]

While glancing over my dad's newspaper, I saw "Clark of Spokane" as "Clerk of the Spoken"

For a good 15 seconds, I was deeply confused, and for 8 of them, I thought that professional basketball was actually a cult.

[kholhaus]

Once I read

"Make your A&W Meal a Combo!" as "Mack out on your A&W Man's Combob."

I don't even know.

[Varkarrus]

A&W is amazing. Delicious. Simply decadent.

[caligulasAquarius]

Looked at an email that contained something disgusting.

They misspelled ''organs'' as ''orgams'' and I read it as ''orgasms''.

[Varkarrus]

at least it's not as bad as reading Ogres as Ogreasms.

[elitehakor]

I saw this and thought it said "Every Day I'm Hussein"

[auratusCarassius]

I do this all the time.
First time I saw "Nepeta Leijon" I thought it said "No pets and lie John."
I misread my own username "auratusCarassius" as "all the crasses."
In a math problem once, I kept misreading "ladder" as "adder" and spent about fifteen minutes wondering why a snake was stiff and leaning against the wall and why the question was so ridiculously absurd as to ask how long it was when there were more important problems going on with the snake. o.0
And "L.E." I almost always read as "LIE."

[Gjarble]

On a sign at CVS: "REDEEM YOUR GREEN!"
What I thought it said: "REDROM YOUR GREEN!"

This is getting bad.

[InvaderGIR]

On a sign at CVS: "REDEEM YOUR GREEN!"
What I thought it said: "REDROM YOUR GREEN!"

This is getting bad.

I read that as "REDEEM YOUR GROIN!"
Oh my.

[vociferocity]

there's a building I go by every day on the train with a big sign saying "RAILWAY PDE"

...I read it as "RAINBOW PIE" every single day /facepalm

(and actually every time I go to write this story down/tell it to someone I have to spend a few seconds furiously debating with myself what the actual words are sigh)

[PriffyViole]

I read SOMETHING as "Waffles Forever"

[PriffyViole]

Great picture, there are not enough badass Kanaya pictures!

I thought this said "Great badass, there are not enough Kanaya Pictures!"

[transplantedGeek]

While driving from California to Georgia I misread this as "BRIDGE MAY BE COLD IN WINTER"

it was a long trip....

[muffinz]

Every time I see the name of minestrone(the soup), I read it as "minestrong".

...Which subsequently gives me the mental image of Equius playing Minecraft.

[JadeWolf27]

I misread something while I was downloading iTunes (stupid computer had to be restored) and I misread one of the things it said as "Ending Hitler."