FEBRUARY FREE-FOR-ALL: Frills and Frocks For Forgotten Fools! [Genderfuckery Thread]

[ArsenicNog]

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I should not be this addicted to the forum. I was dying to post this all day while it was down.



The Strider-Lalonde family are the worst, most anachronistic nobles ever.

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Small Favor

Aradia Megido - the lowblood, the Red, the victorious - approached the nobles' box seat. She could feel trepidation rising to mix with the pride in her swelled chest as the blonde noblewoman in all her finery rose from her seat. She looked down at Aradia, who bowed. The crowd gave a cheer, and Aradia felt more than saw the bested Serket in her heavy spiked armor - in the end, as much her downfall as her overconfidence - glowering at her from across the field.

At the woman's side were her two children, both Aradia's age, each with hair as golden as the sun. The girl regarded her momentarily, critical lavender eyes flicking up and down Aradia's mud-caked form, before she turned to a servant behind her - a troll with a kinked horn - and whispered something with a vague smile. The boy stared at her with an unreadable expression, his eyes hidden behind dark, round lenses. At a nudge from his sister - he shot her a look, though Aradia wasn't sure what kind - he reached his fingers into his dress sleeve, then flicked something over the box railing.

Aradia saw the flutter of a small square of cloth, and reached for it instinctively. It slipped through her fingers and landed in the dirt. The lowblood bent to pick it up, and thought she heard the girl and her servant giggling. Aradia realized she must have looked ridiculous in her bulky armor, tabard dragging through the mud, trying to grab such a small favor before the earth soiled it. When she raised her eyes, she saw all four of them looking at her with a sort of predatorial expectation, and suddenly she felt ridiculous.

Aradia got to her feet slowly, kerchief in hand. It was small and white and smelled vaguely of perfume, with a small D embroidered lovingly in one corner. She lifted it slowly to offer it back to the boy.

"What do you know," said the girl suddenly to her maid, the quirk in her lips clearly amused. Aradia had the feeling the bemusement was not just for her brother, but for Aradia as well. "You were right. Chivalry isn't dead."

"Fuck you, Rose," replied the boy, casually, arms crossed over his gold-trimmed bodice. "Its goddamned swan song is a four hour choreographed musical number. Chekov's gun waiting in the foyer for act seven to blow off chivalry's fucking head so everybody can go home."

Rose looked directly at her brother, her face alive with a terrible glee. "Tell me you'll write a sonnet about this. Tell me. Because if you don't, I will."

"Go to Hell."

Undeterred by his vulgarity, the girl began to compose, "A whiteness graced upon a metal hand/ Offered so gentle to her light above/ Flushed words spoken twixt noble boy with land/ And knightly girl possessed of only love--"

"Okay Shakespeare, thank you. I get it," he growled, his spectacles no longer enough to mask the frustration in his face. "You can stop now."

"Just take the favor, David."

David turned his gaze to Aradia finally, though she couldn't meet it, instead greeted by her reflection in his lenses, as solemn and dignified as she could manage. He studied her for a long moment, and Aradia tried not to let her tired arm shake. His pause lasted the longest moment she could imagine, before he finally gave a nod, like a blessing. "Keep it."

And then the forum was down, so I finished the sonnet:

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A whiteness graced upon a metal hand
Offered so gentle to her light above
Flushed words spoken twixt noble boy with land
And knightly girl possessed of only love.

To landed noble boy daydreams bestow
His noble purity to dispossess
By his motion of a hot gaze held low
And in his longing for her warm caress.

Thick armor is cast down on both their sides
A good chivalrous knight lays down her sword
He beckons to her with amorous eyes
And in one such night she becomes his Lord.

Just take the fucking favor, brother dear
Or I swear to God, of this John will hear.


(I can't believe this took all night/What the fuck did I just write.)

The fact that any of this exists is now my April Fools joke.

I'm so sorry.

So, so sorry.

This is amazing. You should know that I seriously ship Knight!Aradia and Maid!Dave now. Wait...Knight? Maid? Wow, I just got that.

[A Fan]

Dalí thought Doc Scratch should have in on the fun.

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IDE/Theory: Dali's mustache was actually a cross-temporal wireless receiver. He is a member of this forum. His monitor is his imagination. His keyboard is a wedge of Camembert. His mouse is his eyebrows.

[catastrophicGenesis]

For NAP, and also because:



Wow, those are late! =/ Also, collars on the normal sprites = looking silly, don't know how to fix. DX

[audience_cat]

Ehehehe, spazzing Karkat inna dress. Loving the talksprite edits! Stop trash talking your gogdamn skills, I love your sprites.

..I may have a challenge for you, and everyone else in the thread. While browsing the chan, I happened upon the following:

Which happens to be labelled as Moestuck.
Moestuck.

It must happen.

[catastrophicGenesis]

Ehehehe, spazzing Karkat inna dress. Loving the talksprite edits! Stop trash talking your gogdamn skills, I love your sprites.

..I may have a challenge for you, and everyone else in the thread. While browsing the chan, I happened upon the following:

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Which happens to be labelled as Moestuck.
Moestuck.

It must happen.

All right, all right, sheesh =/ I just feel guilty for manipulating sprites when everyone else is drawing awesome stuff. I will try to quit it. Thanks =3

Yes. Moestuck is a thing that must happen. Soon. XD

[pimudragonfeline]

Moedium it is a Sega adventure.

[Missy]

oh my god moestuck
the ultimate au

[audience_cat]

Google tells me it is also a religious thingy.

BUT I was actually thinking of taking the original Homestuck characters and moe-ing them. As in, making them moe, as has been done with Bro above.

[ArsenicNog]

Or everyone dressed as their Moedium counterpart. That's cool too.

[catastrophicGenesis]

...I need to stop seeing things as a challenge, I really do.

Also, is this even moe? Be kinda hilarious if it wasn't, really. Some might even say... ironic.

==> Dave: Be ironically moe



...You only dress like this because it is ironic. Really. 110% serious, here.

[audience_cat]

It is semi-ironically moe! This is exactly what I was hoping for. I think it may be better with the shades black, though?

[catastrophicGenesis]

I sort of went googling for moe to get an idea of what I was doing, and most of them had glasses. Hence, glasses. I can re-shade though if you think it will look better. =3

Edit: Done it anyway. Also done... something to Jade.

[audience_cat]

Much better
That Jade looks kinda like a texture sampler come to life. But the top hat is awesome

[Evy]

The fact that we're halfway through the month and haven't even reached three pages on this thread saddens me.

I shall attempt to aid in rectifying this when I'm not drowning in school projects.

[olivia]

Dude... How have I not seen this thread? I'll promptly go work on something. But for now, I'll repost Victorian Equius because I love him.

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[catastrophicGenesis]

Yeah, I've been a bit distacted.

Might work on something later. Dunno.

[Hazel]

You may force me to create something horrifying.

[Tazaran]

You may force me to create something horrifying.

DO IT.

[audience_cat]

You may force me to create something horrifying.

DO IT.

DO THE SKETCHY THING DO THE SKETCHY THING


Also yeah, I'm sorry I haven't managed to spam this thread up so far. What with getting my hand shut in a car door and frantically trying to finish my easter exchange arts, there has not been nearly enough boys in dresses in my life.

[catastrophicGenesis]

DO THE SKETCHY THING DO THE SKETCHY THING


Also yeah, I'm sorry I haven't managed to spam this thread up so far. What with getting my hand shut in a car door and frantically trying to finish my easter exchange arts, there has not been nearly enough boys in dresses in my life.

Ouch. I hope your hand recovers quickly and it's not serious or anything =/

[Jasper17]

Ehehehe, spazzing Karkat inna dress. Loving the talksprite edits! Stop trash talking your gogdamn skills, I love your sprites.

..I may have a challenge for you, and everyone else in the thread. While browsing the chan, I happened upon the following:

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Which happens to be labelled as Moestuck.
Moestuck.

It must happen.

Brolicon.

[audience_cat]

Brolicon.

Yeeeeeesssss.

Also, my hand is healing up okay, nothing's broken so it should be fine in a week or so. Then the crossdressing will resume.

[doctorSaccharine]

Crossposting this

Lots of Gamzees in dresses people

I'm also working on some more because I am a strange, strange person

[audience_cat]

I lol'd at your edit tag.

Also, I think that 'MiRaClEs' has to be my favourite.

[catastrophicGenesis]

Crossposting this

Lots of Gamzees in dresses people

I'm also working on some more because I am a strange, strange person

Welcome to the strange, strange people thread then XD

Wow, some of those dresses are awesomely complicated looking. I am in awe.