MSPA Lyric Re-writes and Singing: Nomination Time!

[MetalKirby54]

HELL YES
DEAL

[ceruleanTresses]

Oh gogdamn that sounds awesome.

[Ace Problem Inspector]

Well, if we were to do this, we would need a few vital things:
1. Coordination. We need to decide what songs to use, who's gonna make em', what music we will need, etc etc. A rough outline/timeline will be vital.
2. Timeliness. As I have learned from another project (currently still in it's beginning stages), we have to keep it up, posting new content quickly and surely, or things get stale, people get bored, and the project gets dumped.
3. Awesomeness. Check.
4. Communication. Got a skype? A Steam? AOL? (lol nvm that last one). If you feel comfortable, and plan on contributing a lot, feel free to let us know how to find you!
5. Whoops I'm outta ideas.

Ok I'm shutting up now.

[Zosephine]

HELL YES
DEAL

yup.

[Differential]

I came up with an idea a while back for Troll Answering Machines (partially inspired by "Eridan Drunk Dials Feferi"). I got thinking about what Karkat would record on his answering machine, so I wrote out a short blurb for him. Would anyone be interested in making a series?

Also, @API: Yes. Hell Yes. HELL FUCKING YES.

[ceruleanTresses]

I made another thing. This one is based on "Shadow of the Day" by Linkin Park. It is about Rose failing to resist the urge to seek revenge, because Grimdark!Rose is the best Rose.

In case anyone wants to voice it, the chorus might seem a bit weird. I had to fit two syllables where there used to be one, but it should work because it was a held note. I think it works best if "green" gets four beats, and "sun" gets one. As in "greeeen sun."

Shadow of the Horrorterrors (Completed Lyrics unless someone has an idea to improve them)

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I close the instant-message window.
There's nothing left for me to say.
Her blood is spattered on the crystal.
I know that you took her away.

And the Green Sun will set for you,
The Green Sun will set for you.
And the sting of needles' spark
Will embrace you in grimdark,
And the Green Sun will set for you.

I fly to meet you, wreathed in shadow.
My friends all plead for me to stay.
Sometimes decisions are so simple.
It's time you faced the Light of day.

And the Green Sun will set for you,
The Green Sun will set for you.
And the sting of needles' spark
Will embrace you in grimdark,
And the Green Sun will set for you.

And the sting of needles' spark
Will embrace you in grimdark,
And the Green Sun will set for you.

And I swear that you will rue
Everything you've made me do,
And the Green Sun will set for you.

Bluh, I wish the verses had come out better. I'll probably end up obsessively editing the post over the next day or so.

Edit: YES! TROLL ANSWERING MACHINES! THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA.

[Polly]

Folks please remember that brainwave sharing is subject to Federal Regulation and should be blah blah blah blah...
ANYWAY
So, there I was, stocking garden hoses, when I realized something. Popular music + commercials + MSPA =
What else?
MSPA RADIO
Not to be confused with the MSPA Radio Play (a totally different concept), this would be an album of various songs and commercials (we have plenty of these in progress/done!) with some hip DJ (DJ Scratch?) tallking in between. Obviously, this would be a lot of work, and would more than likely be a few months of work, but I know for a fact we have the voice talent(!), the editing capabilities (@perfectlyFatal), and the musical capabilities (from other threads!).
So, enough of my excited rambling. The question for you guys, the people who can make this happen, is
Deal?
Or No Deal?

DEAL OR NO DEAL?

I TAKE CASE NUMBER YES

[Zosephine]

I came up with an idea a while back for Troll Answering Machines (partially inspired by "Eridan Drunk Dials Feferi"). I got thinking about what Karkat would record on his answering machine, so I wrote out a short blurb for him. Would anyone be interested in making a series?

omgomgomgYES. DO WANT.

[yokaiy]

Yes to all.

[ceruleanTresses]

I made this pretty cool Sollux answering machine, right? Some people might think it's cool. Sometimes. I guess they would be right. I mean, maybe. If they say so. Actually, you know what? They're right. This Sollux answering machine's dynamite lit in a box of THIS IS STUPID.

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hii, you've reached 2ollux captor. ii'm not avaiilable at the moment, 2o you 2hould probably ju2t hang up. why would you even want two talk two me? ii mean, ii 2uck pretty hard, but ii guess iit'2 up two you. iif you really want two make your2elf mii2erable, go riight ahead. even though talking wto me would probably just make you feel iinadequate, becau2e ii'm so fucking awe2ome. yeah, you know what, why don't you ju2t fuck off. ii have better thing2 two do than put up wiith your 2hit. *beep*

Also, regarding the radio thing: DEAL.

[DJ-P0N3]

I came up with an idea a while back for Troll Answering Machines (partially inspired by "Eridan Drunk Dials Feferi"). I got thinking about what Karkat would record on his answering machine, so I wrote out a short blurb for him. Would anyone be interested in making a series?

I would be up for this!
Oh yes!

[Differential]

:3

This is the one I made for Karkles:

HEY FUCKASS. YOU'VE REACHED KARKAT VANTAS' HIVE. CHANCES ARE I'M OUT DOING MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN LISTENING TO A WHINY NOOKSUCKER LIKE YOU. LEAVE YOUR NAME, YOUR 7-DIGIT CONTACT FIGURE AND A SHORT MESSAGE, AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU IF AND WHEN I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT. *beep*

[SquirrelPants]

I made this pretty cool Sollux answering machine, right? Some people might think it's cool. Sometimes. I guess they would be right. I mean, maybe. If they say so. Actually, you know what? They're right. This Sollux answering machine's dynamite lit in a box of THIS IS STUPID.

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hii, you've reached 2ollux captor. ii'm not avaiilable at the moment, 2o you 2hould probably ju2t hang up. why would you even want two talk two me? ii mean, ii 2uck pretty hard, but ii guess iit'2 up two you. iif you really want to make your2elf mii2erable, go riight ahead. even though talking to me would probably just make you feel iinadequate, becau2e ii'm so fucking awe2ome. yeah, you know what, why don't you ju2t fuck off. ii have better thing2 to do than put up wiith your 2hit. *beep*

Also, regarding the radio thing: DEAL.

...I...
Oh god I'm so sorry.

(also the radio sounds awesome can I help)

[ceruleanTresses]

Here's one for Aradia.

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We're sorry! You have reached a seven-digit contact figure that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check your seven-digit contact figure or try your call again.

@Squirrelpants: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM HAPPY FOREVER NOW. You have taken my silly scribblings and, with the power of voice, made them hilarious.

[DJ-P0N3]

I tried my hand at the Karkat one.
May redo it.
Karkat: leave a message

[SquirrelPants]

Also, just a quick deal: We should probably move all the talk of answering machines and stuff over to the actual VA thread. This one is just for songs and stuff, not for general voice acting junk! Don't mean to spoil the fun but I also don't want to have the admins mad at us.

[ceruleanTresses]

We should probably move all the talk of answering machines and stuff over to the actual VA thread.

This is a good point. I was just thinking that.

[ScientificFlorist]

Oh my gog I love this thread. I'll dump my lyrics here now.

A WHOLE MESS OF UNSUNG LYRICS
"Weird Time Shit" to the tune of "The Time Warp"

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Karkat: IT’S ASTOUNDING.
TIME IS CONFUSING.
REVERSAL,
TAKES ITS TOLL.
BUT LISTEN CLOSELY.

Aradia: Y0u will tr0ll me in n0t much l0nger.

Karkat: I’VE GOT TO KEEP THESE SHENANIGANS UNDER CONTROL.
I REMEMBER,
TROLLING YOU BACKWARDS.
SEETHING,
THOSE MOMENTS WHEN,
YOU FORGOT WHAT I TOLD YOU

Aradia: And remembered s0me dumb thing.

All: Let’s all succumb to weird time shit!
Let’s all succumb to weird time shit!

Rose: It’s just a log at the end.

All: And then one when I’m aslee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eep

Rose: Then back to when we’re friends.

All: And then when I was three.
But it’s those stupid memos,
That really drive us insane.
Let’s all succumb to weird time shit!

Aradia: It’s s0 dreamy,
0h let this sprite be me.
S0 Nepeta can see me,
0nce again.
The universe we created
Humans with which we may have mated
With this screen int0 their w0rld, we see all

Karkat: WITH A MOMENT OF TROLLING

Aradia: Just t0 get the ball r0lling

Karkat: BUT WE CAUSE IT ALL TO HAPPEN ALL THE SAME.

Aradia: It’s all thanks t0 0ur sessi0n,

Karkat: WE’RE SUBJECT TO REGRESSION.

All: Let’s all succumb to weird time shit!

Terezi: W3LL 1 W4S SM3LL1NG COMPUT3R GL4SS L1KE 1 W4S 1N 4 TR4NCE
WH3N TH1S COOLK1D ON TH3 SCR33N G4V3 M3 4 C4R3L3SS GL4NC3
H3 G4V3 M3 4 SHOCK, I WOND3R3D WH4T WOULD B3 N3XT,
H3 H4D 4 L1COR1C3 SU1T 4ND TH4T CH3RRY T3XT
1 TROLL3D H1M, P4ST H1M, FUTUR3 H1M, 1T’S TRU3.
1 LOST TR4CK OF TH3 T1M3L1N3 BUT FOUND SOM3TH1NG N3W.

All: Let’s all succumb to weird time shit!
Let’s all succumb to weird time shit!

Rose: It’s just a log at the end

All: And then one when I’m aslee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eep

Rose: Then back to when we’re friends.

All: And then when I was three.
But it’s those stupid memos,
That really drive us insane.
Let’s all succumb to weird time shit!
Let’s all succumb to weird time shit!

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

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EVERY NIGHT I LIE AWAKE
THANKS TO YOUR SESSION’S MISTAKE
EVERY ENVIOUS PANG I GET
BUT YOU ARE NOT MY KISMET

EVERY TEAMMATE KEPT AWAKE
BY ELDER GODS WHO MAKE THEM SHAKE
ALL THOSE ENVIOUS PANGS I GET
BUT YOU’RE STILL NOT MY KISMET

ONLY WHEN I TROLL PAST ME ABOUT IT.

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
HOW CAN I WANT YOU?
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
HOW DARE I NEED YOU?

EVERY NIGHT I LIE AWAKE
THANKS TO YOUR SESSION’S MISTAKE
EVERY ENVIOUS PANG I GET
BUT YOU ARE NOT MY KISMET

ONLY WHEN I TROLL PAST ME ABOUT IT.

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
HOW CAN I WANT YOU?
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
HOW DARE I NEED YOU?

ONLY WHEN I TROLL PAST ME
ABOUT YOU, DO I KNOW
AND YOU DO NOT FEEL THE SAME ABOUT ME
YOU’LL NEVER KNOW

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
HOW CAN I WANT YOU?
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.
WHY DON’T YOU HATE ME?

I HATE
YOU HURT
I HATE
YOU TRICK ME

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
HOW DARE I NEED YOU?

IMAGINE (By Brunch)

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JOHN, STILL UP ON ALTERNIA ALL OF THE TROLLS ARE KILLING MINDLESSLY
JOHN,
WILL THE PARADISE PLANET WE WORKED TO CREATE BECOME OURS SOMEDAY?
THE PARADISE WE CREATED!

THERE IS NO BLOOD CLASS SYSTEM
ALL THE TROLLS LEAD SIDE BY SIDE
THE PARADISE FROM SGRUB! (THAT SHOULD BE OUR PARADISE!)
USELESS HUMANS TO CULL
IN A MINDLESS WORLD
PARADISE PLANET
THERE WHERE YOU LIVE!

(PARADISE PLANET!)

JOHN
HOW’D YOU LIKE THAT PLANET
THAT I MADE FOR YOU WHERE ALL BLOOD’S CANDY RED?
HOW DO YOU LIKE LIVING IN MY FANTASY WHERE THERE’S NO WORRY
BOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND BEING DEAD?
THE PARADISE WE CREATED!

THERE IS NO BLOOD CLASS SYSTEM
ALL THE TROLLS LEAD SIDE BY SIDE
THE PARADISE FROM SGRUB! (THAT SHOULD BE OUR PARADISE!)
USELESS HUMANS TO CULL
IN A MINDLESS WORLD
PARADISE PLANET

(PARADISE PLANET!)

IMAGINE ALL THE TROLLS WITH TRUE PEACE!

IF I EVER COULD GO THERE
ONLY WITH YOU
MY ONE AND ONLY HATE
WILL TAKE ME THERE
BEFORE I AM CULLED LIKE THE REST
IF I EVER COULD GO THERE

THERE IS NO BLOOD CLASS SYSTEM
ALL THE TROLLS LEAD SIDE BY SIDE
THE PARADISE FROM SGRUB! (THAT SHOULD BE OUR PARADISE!)
USELESS HUMANS TO CULL
IN A MINDLESS WORLD
PARADISE PLANET

(PARADISE PLANET!)

THERE IS NO BLOOD CLASS SYSTEM
ALL THE TROLLS LEAD SIDE BY SIDE
USELESS HUMANS TO CULL
IN A MINDLESS WORLD
PARADISE PLANET

(PARADISE PLANET!)

the land dweller2 (The Common People)

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2he came from the 2ea, 2he hungered for exciitement,
2he practiiced “culliing” land-dweller2 there when
that’2 where ii
caught her eye

2he told me her moiiraiil wa2 trouble
ii 2aid iin that ca2e, wanna joiin the rubble?
2he said, “Just t)(row me a LIN---E!”
and in 61.2 2econd2 tiime, 2he 2aiid,
“I wanna flarp wit)( t)(e land dwellers
I wanna do w)(at t)(e land dwellers do
I wanna mate wit)( t)(e land dwellers
I wanna mate wit)( land dwellers, like you.”
2o, what el2e could ii do?
ii 2aiid, “ii’ll 2ee what ii can do.”

ii took her to the horn pile
ii don’t know why, but iit had to 2tart 2omewhere
2o iit 2tarted there
ii 2aiid, “pretend youre low on the hemo2pectrum”
2he 2aid, “O)( YOU’R----E FUNNY 38D GLUB GLUB!!!”
ii 2aiid, “yeah? well ii dont 2ee anyone el2e 2miiliing here.”

“are you 2ure you wanna flarp wiith the land dweller2?
you wanna 2ee what the land dweller2 2ee?
you wanna mate with the land dweller2?
you wanna mate with land dweller2, like me?”

2he diidn’t really under2tand,
but 2he glubbed and held my hand

get a re2piiteblock that’2 cheap
cliip your fiin2 through the whole 2weep
play 2ome 2grub, get your2elf hurt
pretend your blood2 a2 low a2 dirt
but you’ll never 2ee thiing2 our way
iin your recuperacoon at day
2eeiing no cuttlefii2h iin your hall
troll your moiiraiil, he can 2top iit all

you’ll never flarp wiith the land dweller2
you’ll never do what the land dweller2 do
you wont be culled liike the land dweller2
you’ll never 2ee your friiend2 taken from you
never mate, or hate, or duel
cau2e there’2 nothiing el2e to do

liike a mu2clebea2t iin the fore2t
theyll cull you and never warn you
look out
theyll tear your iin2iide2 out
cau2e everybody hate2 a hiigh blood
e2pecially one who glub2 and ii2 2o full of crap
yeah, and the blood2taiin2 come out in the trap

you wiill never under2tand
how it feel2 to liive your life
with no power and no home
wont fear iimperiial drone2
and youre excited by theiir live2
and they feel 2uch romance you can only wonder why

get a re2piiteblock that’2 cheap
cliip your fiin2 through the whole 2weep
play 2ome 2grub, get your2elf hurt
pretend your blood2 a2 low a2 dirt
but you’ll never 2ee thiing2 our way
iin your recuperacoon at day
2eeiing no cuttlefii2h iin your hall
troll your moiiraiil, he can 2top iit all

troll along wiith the land dweller2
troll along and you may ju2t 2ee the truth
troll along wiith the land dweller2
troll along even though they’re all trolling you
flamiing tho2e 2tupid thing2 you 2ay and do
cau2e you think beiing culled ii2 cool

(The end thing I see as Eridan for some reason, but it’s open to change)
wwanna mate wwith the land dwwellers
wwanna mate wwith the land dwwellers like you
wwanna mate wwith the land dwwellers
wwanna mate wwith the land dwwellers like you
wwanna mate wwith the land dwwellers
wwanna mate wwith the land dwwellers like you

the prince a hope (Mister Brightside)

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leavvin my wwatery cage
and ivve been doin just fine
gotta hunt quadrants dowwn
because i wwant em all
she gavve him life wwith a kiss
howw did it end up like this
it wwas only a kiss it wwas only a kiss
noww vrriska puts him to sleep
and she moirails wwith kan
while kans feelin more red
and tavv lays on the sand
now theyre on the horn pile
she calls my flirtin sick
says its all in my head
but shes crashin his jet
noww kisses him in that dress
noww fef lets me go

and i just can't look its killin me
and takin control
jealousy turnin into black feelins
swwimmin in to dramatize
bein accused a my lies
wwasted times the price i pay
my title is callin me
tryin my best just to cope
cuz im the prince a hope

leavvin my wwatery cage
and ivve been doin just fine
gotta hunt quadrants dowwn
because i wwant em all
i just wwanted a duel
howw is it she wwill not rule
it wwas only a duel, it wwas only a duel
kars hate crushin on john
and rose gets lovve from kan
and his moirail is gone
in horn piles they stand
now theyre gettin all flushed
he says my hate flirt is sick
and its all in my head
and he moves to reject now
and my science blasts now
ill let you go

and i just can't look im killin her
its takin control
black feelins turnin into murderous flings
swwimmin in to dramatize
bein accused a my lies
twwo livves are the price you pay
my title is callin me
tryin my best just to cope
cuz im the prince a hope

i killed her...
i killed her...
i killed her...
i killed her...

U can't bust me (U can't touch this, sung by Hussie. Does this count? Oh well)

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U can't bust me
U can't bust me
U can't bust me
U can't bust me

My-my-my-my (U can't bust me) plot twists hit, universe is a frog
Makes you say, "oh my gog, thank you for blessing me
with a comic with characters that can’t be beat"
It feels good
When you’re a sensation
An internet fad read in other nations
And I'm known as such
And this is a twist-uh!
U can't bust me

I told you readers
U can't bust me
Yeah, that's how Tavros dies now
U can't bust me
Look at those timestamps, man
U can't bust me
Yo, let me make the funky flashes
U can't bust me

Fresh new suit and gun
You get that reference made back in act one
So click the arrow, go to the next page
Gog there’s a new flash that I’m sure will engage
While it's loading
Hold on
Watch the spinning flowers and then notice something’s wrong
Like that
Like that
She messed up and the screen went black
Let 'em know that they can trust
And this is a twist
They can't bust

Yo! I told you
U can't bust me
Why you look at the stump, man?
U can't bust me
Yo, put down the gun, release the trigger, man
U can't bust me
Give me a soundtrack or twist
Make Equius sweat
That's what I'm giving 'em
All the same
You talk about the Hussie, you're talking about a game
That's epic and all
Horses are sweating so pass them a towel
Or a pic so then
They’ll know what it takes in the '11s
To break the webs
For real either be meta or you’ll just hear, “No deal!”

That's the truth, because you know
U can't bust me
U can't bust me

Break it down

Stop. . . Hussie time

Go with the flow
It is said
That if you can't hold attention
You are soon to be dead
So do the windy thing there
See Jack’s stabs, and rise up to be the heir
This is it for April
Dancing happily to your weapons is a staple
Move slide hunk rump
Just for a minute, let's all bro hug bump
Bump bump bump

Yeah, U can't bust me
Look man, U can't bust me
You better flip out
Boy 'cause you know ya can't
U can't bust me
Yo, put down the gun, release the trigger, man
Break it down

Stop. Hussie time

U can't bust me
U can't bust me
U can't bust me
U can't bust me
Break it down

Stop. Hussie time

Every time you see an update
The Hussie makes you scream
You’re a dope staring blankly
And there’s magic on the screen
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
When others making adventures
That just don't hit
I've toured around the world
From Comic-Cons to home
It's Hussie, go Hussie, Gog Hussie, Yo Hussie
And the rest can go alone
Can't bust me

U can't bust me
U can't bust me
U can't bust me
Yeah, U can't bust me
I told you, U can't bust me
Too cool, can't bust me
Yo, I’m outta here, can't bust me

Alternian Pie (American Pie)

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Aradia: A sweep in the past, n0t many
I can’t quite remember
H0w s0me things used t0 make me smile
Sollux: and ii knew that ii had my chance
ii’d be with her in a pale romance
and maybe we’d have comfort for a while

Vriska: 8ut all those spirits maaaaaaaade me shiver
With every troll corpse IIIIIIII delivered
Aradia: S0llux at my d00rstep
Sh0uld’ve never listened to Serket

Sollux: ii’m faiirly certaiin that ii criied
when ii woke up and 2he’d been friied
ye2 iit wa2 painful deep iin2iide
the niight aradiia diied

Karkat: SO BYE, BYE, MISS ALTERNIAN PIE
Tavros: rODE MY ROCKET, uP TO pROSPIT,
nOW THOSE MOONS ARE CAPSIZED
Gamzee: ThEm GoOd OlD bOyS, dRiNkInG fAyGo, YoU tRy SiNgInG
Eridan: soon all the land dwwellers wwill die
soon all the land dwwellers wwill die

Karkat: WHY’D YOU WRITE THAT VIRUS, JERK?
WHY’D YOU MAKE IT SO IT WOULD WORK?
THEN SEND IT TO ME, YOU KNOW?
Terezi: 4ND DO YOU B3L13V3 JUST1C3 OR F4T3
W1LL “LUCK” S4V3 YOU FROM 3T3RN4L H4TE?
4ND OH K4RK4T, YOU KNOW YOUR BLOOD SM3LLS SO GR34T.

Karkat (Spoken): SHUT THE FUCK UP, TEREZI!

Eridan: fef i knoww that youre in lovve wwith him
cause i saww you kissin after your swwim
Kanaya: Took Tavros Off The Floor
Kissed Him, Now Life I Deplore

Tavros: i WAS A CRIPPLED BOY WHO COULDN’T CATCH A BREAK,
Gamzee: Oh A mIrAcLe’S cOmInG, jUsT wAiT.
Feferi: The prize in our grasp it was too late.
T)(e nig)(t t)(e black king died, we started singing

Karkat: BYE, BYE, MISS ALTERNIAN PIE
Tavros: rODE MY ROCKET, uP TO pROSPIT,
nOW THOSE MOONS ARE CAPSIZED
Gamzee: ThEm GoOd OlD bOyS, dRiNkInG fAyGo, YoU tRy SiNgInG
Eridan: soon all a the angels wwill die
soon all a the angels wwill die

Karkat: NOW FOR SWEEPS WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND
WHAT FORCED US TO LEAVE OUR REWARD BEHIND
IT’S NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
WHEN YOUR JACK NOIR PLAYED DRESS UP WITH YOUR BLACK QUEEN
THAT DUMB PRESENT THAT GOT SENT THROUGH THE SCENE
IN A BOX THAT CAME THROUGH THE MACHINE

OH, AND WHEN THE QUEEN SAW THE BUNNY
HE TOOK HER RING, REAL FUCKIN’ FUNNY
THE FIGHTERS ALL JUST CEASED
THEY GOT SLAIN BY THAT BEAST
AND WHILE DAVE JUST GLANCED AT ROSE’S BOOK
AND JADE DREAMED OF THOSE THINGS AND SHOOK
WATCHED YOU FUCK UP WITH A HATEFUL LOOK
THE DAY YOUR SESSION DIED

I WAS SINGING
BYE, BYE, MISS ALTERNIAN PIE
Tavros: rODE MY ROCKET, uP TO pROSPIT,
nOW THOSE MOONS ARE CAPSIZED
Gamzee: ThEm GoOd OlD bOyS, dRiNkInG fAyGo, YoU tRy SiNgInG
Eridan: soon all wwhod reject me wwill die
soon all wwhod reject me wwill die

Tavros: wITH YOU, tALKING, pRACTICING WALKING,
mE BEING CONFUSED, wHEN, uHH, yOU WERE GAWKING,
wISH i COULD RETRY IN YOUR PAST,
Vriska: I told him all a8out my plan
To make him become a real man
With old 8ec Noir watching silent in the stands

Tavros: nOW THE BATTLE CRY WITH, bEATS TO HAUNT,
wHILE vRISKA HELD UP MY, lEGS TO TAUNT,
i RAN FORWARD WITH MY LANCE,
bUT i, nEVER GOT THE CHANCE,
Vriska: Cause I was a god from the 8attlefield
Promised a free shot, but his fate was sealed
Terezi: D1D YOU SM3LL WH4T W4S R3V34L3D
TH3 N1GHT TH4T T4VROS D13D

W3 ST4RT3D S1NG1NG
Karkat: BYE, BYE, MISS ALTERNIAN PIE
Tavros: rODE MY ROCKET, uP TO pROSPIT,
nOW THOSE MOONS ARE CAPSIZED
Gamzee: ThEm GoOd OlD bOyS, dRiNkInG fAyGo, YoU tRy SiNgInG
Eridan: soon all wwhod reject me wwill die
soon all wwhod reject me wwill die

Eridan: oh, and I entered that small little place
just us four trolls out in space
wwith no hope left in breeding wwhen
Sollux: We beg noiir be clever noiir thiink quiick
bec noiir partnered thii2 2tupiid priick
Feferi: )(ow could you t)(ink of )(im and not your friends?

Karkat: OH, AND, AS I WATCHED HIS GROWING GLARE
ALL I COULD DO WAS STAND AND STARE
Feferi: You killed t)(e angels as well
And you s)(ot me wit)( your spell
O)( as t)(at white magic flew t)(roug)( t)(e nig)(t
I fell in )(orns, after our fig)(t
Karkat: I SWEAR, NOIR WAS LAUGHING AT OUR BLIGHT
THE NIGHT FEFERI DIED

WE WERE SINGING
BYE, BYE, MISS ALTERNIAN PIE
Tavros: rODE MY ROCKET, uP TO pROSPIT,
nOW THOSE MOONS ARE CAPSIZED
Gamzee: ThEm GoOd OlD bOyS, dRiNkInG fAyGo, YoU tRy SiNgInG
Eridan: soon all a the trolls they wwill die
soon all a the trolls they wwill die

Kanaya: I Met A Girl Who Was My Friend
I Asked Her When Will This Death End
But She Sadly Turned Me Away
Karkat: AND I LOOKED AT THE AFTERMATH
WHEN ERIDAN’D LET OUT HIS WRATH
OH TELL ME, WHY’D YOU HAVE TO, MAKE HER PAY?

Eridan: and wwhen i left he could havve screamed
the future lost, he couldn’t dream
Kanaya: And Not A Word Was Spoken
The Matriorb Was Broken
Karkat: AND MY BEST FRIEND, WHO I MISSED THE MOST
HE FLIPPED HIS SHIT I THINK I’M TOAST
Gamzee: CROWS, ghosts, AND THE MIDNIGHT COAST
Karkat: THE NIGHT, KANAYA, DIED

AND WE WERE SINGING
BYE, BYE, MISS ALTERNIAN PIE
Tavros: rODE MY ROCKET, uP TO pROSPIT,
nOW THOSE MOONS ARE CAPSIZED
Gamzee: them stupid trolls, oh i was quick to decide that
Eridan: soon all a the trolls they wwill die
soon all a the trolls they wwill die

Karkat: WE WERE SINGING
BYE, BYE, MISS ALTERNIAN PIE
Tavros: rODE MY ROCKET, uP TO pROSPIT,
nOW THOSE MOONS ARE CAPSIZED
Gamzee: THEM STUPID TROLLS, OH I WAS QUICK TO DECIDE THAT
Eridan: soon all a the trolls they wwill die

A Troll's Gotta Do

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Karkat: HE HATES ME. WHY DID HE HAVE TO HATE ME NOW? MAYBE I SHOULD…

Karkat: A TROLL’S GOTTA DO WHAT A TROLL’S GOTTA DO
DON’T FIND THE TIMELINE IF YOU CAN’T FOLLOW THROUGH
ALL THAT MATTERS, TAKING THEIR SESSION, UNDER MY CONTROL
SOON I’LL GET JACK AWAY, AND OUR WIN WILL BE WH-

Vriska: Stand 8ack, everyone, nothing here to see;
Just John’s ascent to godhood, and the cause of it is me!
Yes, Marquise Spinneret’s here, hair-flipping at your 8reeze,
Need my manipul8ing expertiiiiiiiise!
A troll’s gotta do what a troll’s gotta do,
Seems paradox space ends with me saving you.
There is no doom in your timeline, cuz I can’t see your death,
So ascend and become the Heir of 8reath.

Karkat: YOU IDIOT! YOU…YOU JUST KILLED JOHN!

Vriska: What a stupid way of looking at things.

Karkat: HOW AM I-ACK!

Vriska: Au Revoir, Carcino…Carcino…shoot! Carcino…Gullible!

Karkat: WHA?

John: thank you, vriska!!!!!!!! man, i don’t think i will
ever pay you back for what you’ve done for me, but still!
i would be useless, and contribute nothing right
thank you very much, ms. thief of liiiiiiiight!!!!!!!!

Vriska: No pro8lem!!!!!!!!

Vriska/John/Karkat: A troll’s gotta do what a troll’s gotta do/you trolled from the past/ARE YOU KIDDING?
Seems paradox space ends with me saving you./i wonder if this bond will last…/WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU WATCHING? STOP LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THAT.
When you meddle you can always be the one/this powerful form that i have/DID YOU NOTICE THAT SHE JUST LET BEC NOIR STAB YOU?!
This Jaaaaaaaack needs beating, I’d love meeting you for real/i’m still in shock/I SHOWED YOU HOW, WITHOUT ME, YOU’D BE LOST NOW
There is no doom in your timeline, cuz I can’t see your death, /and now, unless, in my timeline, i’m loving you to death./WHATEVER.
So ascend and become the Heir of 8reath. /i’ll ascend and become the heir of breath./…BUCKETS.

HaNdS tO tHe SkY (Handlebars)

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I rIdE mY uNiCyClE wItH hAnDs To ThE sKy
HaNdS tO tHe SkY
HaNdS tO tHe SkY

I rIdE mY uNiCyClE wItH hAnDs To ThE sKy
HaNdS tO tHe SkY
HaNdS tO tHe SkY

LoOk ArOuNd, LoOk ArOuNd
CoLoRs In ThE aIr AnD iT’s GoOd To Be
AlIvE
I'm A cOoL mOtHeRfUcKeR
EvEn WhEn I FoRgEt WhAt I’m DoIn
I cAn ShOw YoU hOw To SpIn SoMe RhYmEs
I cAn TeAcH yOu To TaMe AlL tHeSe ImPs
I cAn SiNg SoNgS tHaT wIlL bLoW yOuR mInD
AnD i CaN eArN yOu SoMe SoLiD pImPs
I cAn SpIn My ClUbS iN tHe AiR wItH a SmIlE
I cAn TeLl YoU aLl AbOuT mY mIrThFuL mEsSiAhS
I bElIeVe ThEiR wOrDs AbOuT mIrAcLeS
AnD hOw LoWbLoOdS sHoUlDn’T bE pArIaHs
Me AnD mY bRo SaW a RaInBoW
Me AnD mY bRo HaD aN ePiC rAp
AnD gUeSs HoW mOtHeRfUcKiN sIcK wErE tHoSe FiReS
I cAn SeE mAgIc AlL aRoUnD jUsT lOoK:

I cAn SeE tHe CoLoRs Of My MiRaClEs
Of My MiRaClEs
Of My MiRaClEs

I cAn SeE yOuR tExT wHeN yOu StArT tO tRoLl
WhEn YoU sTaRt To TrOlL
WhEn YoU sTaRt To TrOlL

LoOk At Me
LoOk At Me
I’m ThE oNlY sUbJuGgUlAtOr
AlIvE
BuT tHaT sHiT dOeSn’T rEaLlY mAtTeR
I’m ToTaLlY bAkEd WiTh My ImP bRoS
I cAn PoWeR uP dEuCe ClUbS aNd Be AwEsOmE
I cAn SeT iT tO jOkErKiNd AnD uSe It On ImPs
I cAn ShOw MeRcY, aNd CaN bE a GoOd FrIeNd
To AlL oF mY bRoS
I cAn AlChEmIzE wHaTeVeR yOu NeEd
PoRtAbLe CoMpUtErS tO sUrViVe HeAtEd CoNdItIoNs
I cOuLd GeT iN tHe MuRdErInG bUsInEsS
AnD i CaN sTrIfE wElL aNd LeArN tO lEaD
BaRd Of SoMeThInG i’Ve FoRgOtTeN
Me AnD mY bRoS sAvEd AlTeRnIa FrOm RoTtIn
I cAn FlY fRoM pRoSpItIaN tOwErS
I sAvEd ThEm AlL wItH mY sOmEtHiNg PoWeRs

I cAn FiGhT tHe BlAcK kInG cAuSe I’m On A rOlL
I’m On A rOlL
I’m On A rOlL

AnD i CaN gO a DaY wItHoUt SoPoR sLiMe
without sopor slime
WITHOUT SOPOR SLIME

(Maybe mix some horn honks with the solo here)

LOOK AT ME
look at me
SUBJUGGULATING NON-STOP
now i’m sober and finally
ALIVE AND ON TOP
you know my heroes?
THEY BOTH WERE ME
and also me too
AND NOW I’M FREE
i can grant his wish for asphyxiation
AND LET HIM FADE TO OBLITERATION
let that dumb cat give me lacerations
KILL HER QUICKLY BY SUBJUGGULATION
i can use any method to kill them
JUST TO FUEL MY MESSIAHS
i can use their blood to paint my rainbows
I’M AT THE TOP OF THE MOTHERFUCKING HEMOSPECTRUM
i can conquer the trolls with my shade of blood
WITH MY SHADE OF BLOOD
with my shade of blood
AND I CAN HIT A PEASANT WITH THEIR OWN WEAPON
with their own weapon
WITH THEIR OWN WEAPON
and I can rule alternia with my genocide
WITH MY GENOCIDE
with my genocide
WITH MY GENOCIDE
with my genocide
WITH MY GENOCIDE

I rIdE mY uNiCyClE wItH hAnDs To ThE sKy
HaNdS tO tHe SkY
HaNdS tO tHe SkY

I rIdE mY uNiCyClE wItH hAnDs To ThE sKy
HaNdS tO tHe SkY
HaNdS tO tHe SkY

Vriska And Rose Stole Something Very Precious (Marisa stole the precious thing full version)

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Driving A Chainsaw
Driving A Chainsaw
Driving A Chainsaw Into My Lusus Dead
Eight R K Eight R K Eight R K Eight R K Eight R K~
Eight R K Eight R K Eight R K Eight R K Eight R K~
Eight R K Eight R K Eight R K Eight R K Eight R K~
t1ck t0ck 8r8k H34DS
1 0 1 0 1 1 1 1 1
H Three Four D S H Three Four D S H Three Four D S
H Three Four D S H Three Four D S H Three Four D S
H Three Four D S H Three Four D S H Three Four D S
HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK t1ck t0ck 8r8k H34DS
Deep And Dull Pain Deep Inside Me All Consuming Suppressed Feelings Crying Out For Some Returning Self Destructive (I Cannot Feel It)
Deep And Dull Pain Deep Inside Me All Consuming Suppressed Feelings Crying Out For Some Returning Self Destructive (It Does Not Hurt)
t1ck t1ck t1ck t1ck t1ck t1ck t1ck t1ck
t0ck t0ck t0ck t0ck t0ck t0ck t0ck t0ck
Prospit Prospit Prospit Prospit
Derse Derse Derse Derse
Earth Alternia Skaia Dream Ring Bubbles Secret Battlefield!
Pity Pity Loving
Who Are You Vriska You I Am Entranced By You
Why Is It I Wonder Why
(Why Why Why) Will You Not Be Flushed For Me Forever
I Do Not Know How To Surpass Your Thievery
If I Revealed My True Feelings Then I Would Be Shunned
My Purpose Is Different Than Yours
So Do Not Go Around Stealing Precious Luck That Easily

t1ck t0ck t1ck t0ck t1ck t0ck t1ck t0ck t1ck t0ck t1ck t0ck t1ck t0ck t1ck t0ck t1ck t0ck t1ck t0ck t1ck t0ck t1ck t0ck t1ck t0ck t1ck t0ck (My counting may be off, just do what’s physically possible or on beat here)

honk HONK honk HONK honk HONK honk HONK honk HONK honk HONK honk HONK (As many honks as FeElS rIgHt Up In YoUr HeArT (Remember when Gamzee was annoying but cute?))

A Sad Future Of Blackness
My Suppressed Feelings I Am Inspired By You
Why Is It Oh Rose Tell Me
Why Why Why Do I Not Believe In You, Forever?
I Know About Destructive Tendencies
They Push Their Very Suppressors To The Breaking Point
I Am Not The Same As You Or Her
So Do Not Go And Abandon All You Have Achieved So Easily

(At the part with the freakout) Tangle buddies (repeated as many times as nessecary)

HAVEN'T MET YOU YET

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I'M NOT ALL THAT SHOCKED, I’VE RUN SO OFF TRACK
SO MANY TIME’S I’VE LONGED FOR SOMETHING THAT COULD BE BLACK
WATCH MY ROM-COMS, FLIP THE FUCK OUT
I RILE MYSELF UP, THEN DESCEND TO THE GROUND

I TRY SO VERY HARD JUST TO FEEL HATE
I LET THEM GO AND LEAVE MYSELF UP TO FATE
I RAGE AND SEETHE AND TROLL AND YELL

AND I HOPE SOME DAY ALL MY RAGE WILL SURMOUNT
WE’LL CREATE A BATTLEFIELD OF OUR OWN ACCOUNT
AND I KNOW YOU BELIEVE, WE’LL FIGHT AND WE’LL BE KISMET
I JUST HAVEN’T MET YOU YET

I’LL PUT UP A FIGHT, AND I’LL BUILD YOU UP
AND I’LL BEAT YOU BUT THEN I WON’T GIVE A FUCK
I’LL PASSIVELY YAWN, AND THEN I’LL AGRESS
I’LL LET YOU PUT ALL OF MY HATE TO THE TEST

AND I KNOW THAT WE CAN GO DOWN IN HISTORY
AND I’LL BE A TRUE TROLL THANKS TO YOUR HATING
I’LL FIGHT AND I’LL STAB AND I’LL SHOOT AND AGGRIEVE

AND I HOPE SOME DAY ALL MY RAGE WILL SURMOUNT
WE’LL CREATE A BATTLEFIELD OF OUR OWN ACCOUNT
AND I KNOW YOU BELIEVE, WE’LL FIGHT AND WE’LL BE KISMET
I JUST HAVEN’T MET YOU YET

THEY SAY IT’S HARD
JUST GROWING UP
BUT WE’LL MAKE IT TOGETHER
WE’LL HAVE CALIGNIOUSNESS THAT NO ONE CAN TETHER

AND I KNOW THAT WE WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
AND I WON’T BE A TRUE TROLL WITHOUT YOUR HATING
I’LL FIGHT AND I’LL STAB AND I’LL SHOOT AND AGGRIEVE

I HOPE SOME DAY ALL MY RAGE WILL SURMOUNT
A BATTLEFIELD OF OUR OWN ACCOUNT
AND I KNOW YOU BELIEVE, WE’LL FIGHT AND WE’LL BE KISMET
BE KISMET, BE KISMET, BE KISMET

I KNOW SOME DAY ALL MY RAGE WILL SURMOUNT
WE’LL CREATE A BATTLEFIELD OF OUR OWN ACCOUNT
AND I KNOW YOU BELIEVE, WE’LL FIGHT AND WE’LL BE KISMET
I JUST HAVEN’T MET YOU YET

I JUST HAVEN’T MET YOU YET
OH, I KNOW YOU BELIEVE
WE’LL FIGHT AND WE’LL BE KISMET

I SAID HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE
HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE
(I JUST HAVEN’T MET YOU YET)
HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE
HATE, HATE
I JUST HAVEN’T MET YOU YET

A FEW SUNG LYRICS
every drop of rain

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here’s the story of a girl, who grew up with no fam’ly.
followin’ dest’ny’s every whim, just four exiles and me.

even in my trollslum, a whole rainbow can be found!
with every drop of rain, my garden’s growing, pumpkins deep within the ground!

fear replaced with smiling, since I know that we will succeed,
dreams with visions will come true, these visions are what we need!

even if my dreamself dies, those visions hang around,
and when rose plays the rain, oh it is stunning, oh she makes such a perfect sound!

so keep on smiling, tavros, buddy.

Reflection by Kanaya

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Look At Me,
I Would Never Pass For A Perfect Mate,
Or A Perfect Moirail.
Can It Be, I Was Not Meant For Vriska’s Heart?
Now I See, That If I Were To Tell It Straight To Her,
All She’d Do Is Break My Heart.

Who Is That Troll I See?
Vriska Kiss With Such Glee?
Why Did She Manipulate Me? I Don’t Know.
I Have Resigned To Hide,
How I Feel, Though I Cry.
When Will Vriska Finally Know, How I Feel Inside?
When Will Vriska Finally Know, How I Feel Inside?

My Eyes

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Karkat: ANY TROLL WITH HALF A BRAIN.
Sollux: Can 2ee thii2 2e22iion’2 player2 are iin2ane
Tavros: tO THE POINT, wHERE i DON’T KNOW, iF i’LL EVER REALLY KNOW HOW TO BE AMONG OTHERS AND BE ONE AND THE SAME.
Vriska: Listen close to everybody’s plans, and hear that failing soooooooouuuuuuuund!!!!!!!!
Aradia: Lives and j0y, all shattering apart and crashing t0 the gr0und
John: I cannot believe my eyes
Feferi: )(ow the world’s filled with meaningless ties.
Rose: But it is plain to see, rebellion inside of me, is on the rise.

Terezi: SM3LL 4ROUND!!!
Nepeta: :33 we live so we can pounce around!!
Eridan: Just wwhen your perfect hate you’vve found, you hear a lovving, glubbing sound.
Kanaya: You See The Importance Of Everybody’s Part. Keep It Safe And Sound.
Gamzee: WiTh A lItTlE mIrAcLe, YoU cAn Do YoUr PaRt, To TuRn A lIfE aRoUnD.
Jade: i cannot believe my eyes!!
Equius: D--> How Alternia’s filth is also wise.
Dave: but its plain to see some kind of irony is on the rise

Equius: D-->Even a low-b100d with no brain.
Nepeta: :33 could spend their whole life meowing out in pain
Eridan: And the hate is everywwhere, but Fef, she doesn’ seem to care that soon this hate in me is all that wwill remain.
Kanaya: Listen Close To Every Good Flushed Heart, And Hear That Breaking Sound.
Gamzee: FaItHs AnD bElIeFs ArE sHaTtErInG aPaRt, AnD cRaShInG tO tHe GrOuNd.
Jade: i cannot believe my eyes
Terezi: HOW 4LT3RN14 H4S 1NJUST1CE 4ND L13S!!! >:[
Dave: but its plain to see horror inside of me is on the rise

At the same time…

Tavros: lET, uHH, yOUR SELF-CONFIDENCE SHOW,
Sollux: 2he glub2 two me and 2eem2 two know
Feferi: T)(e t)(ings I am ---EXCIT------ED to s)(ow, and suddenly )(is GLASS------------ES glow!!
Aradia: And y0u can feel the j0y in his light cheerful heart, keep it safe and s0und
Vriska: 8y meddling, you can do your part, to tuuuuuuuurn a liiiiiiiife aroooooooouuuuuuuund!!!!!!!!
John: I cannot believe my eyes.
Karkat: HOW THESE KIDS GIVE SUCH STUPID CRIES
Rose: But it’s plain to see, understanding in me is on the rise

Fussyfangs (Sk8er Boi)

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Her blood was jade.
Her blood was blue.
Can I make it any more obvious?
Kan loved fashion.
FLARP was Vriska’s game.
All stories start the same.
Kanaya felt flushed.
Vriska felt pale.
So the two of them became moirails.
Cuz’ Vriska felt red.
For a different boy.
Helping her was Kanaya’s joy.

She was a fussyfangs.
And she relied on her brain.
Spinneret wasn’t satisfied.
She was an action girl.
Lived in a FLARPing world.
Couldn’t see her feelings with eight eyes.

Some sweeps from then.
Vris had to atone.
She just killed Tavros, she’s all alone.
She sees the bad news.
Two guys on the the loose.
A duel to the death that she’ll prob-ly lose.
It’s dice wand and clubs.
Age-old story.
But history doesn’t always repeat.
A troll like a light.
Comes on the scene.
Is badass times one times two times three.

She was a fussyfangs.
And she relied on her brain.
Spinneret wasn’t satisfied.
Now she drinks rainbow blood.
Sees Vriska is a dud.
Now she is finally alive.
She was a fussyfangs.
And she relied on her brain.
Spinneret wasn’t satisfied.
Now she drinks rainbow blood.
Sees Vriska is a dud.
Now she is finally alive.

Sorry, but you lost, huge bitch.
You dug yourself into that ditch.
We are much less pale than red.
Your second chance is long dead.
Too bad that her own irons.
Were too cold for your fire.
But I waited and could see.
That she was the one for me.

Her blood is jade.
My blood is red.
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love.
Didn’t you know?
That she could help me to glow.

I saw her luscious fangs.
And all the terrors sang.
I asked to become part of her life.
I’ll see you after the rift.
And my alignment will shift.
Side by side you and me will strife.
I saw her luscious fangs.
And all the terrors sang.
I asked to become part of her life.
I’ll see you after the rift.
And my alignment will shift.
Side by side you and me will strife.

A WIP
Vriska got fat (Baby Got Back, and ANOTHER Hussie song? Jegus.)

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Sollux: oh my gog, kk, look at vrii2ka, 2he ha2 all of the fat2
Karkat: ALL OF THEM.
Sollux: 2he look2 liike one of tho2e webcomiic wriiter2 mate2priite2
Karkat: OH JEGUS, WHO UNDERSTANDS THOSE WEBCOMIC WRITERS.
Sollux: exactly!! they’d only date her becau2e 2he could de2troy the green 2un by 2iittiing on iit!!
Karkat: RIGHT! SHE’S JUST SO BIG!
Sollux: 2he’2 ju2t 2o ma22iive!!
Karkat: SHE’S JUST SO…FAT!

Andrew: I like fat trolls and I cannot lie
Yo, Ryan North can’t deny
That when a troll flies in
With a poorly drawn face
And lard all o’er the place
I’m turned on!

A PARTIALLY SUNG SONG
A Bloodied World

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I’ll make this old moon burn
Fires, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, master, now wh-
NO! That is, YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE!

I will show you my stabs!
Take you wonder by-GODDAMNIT!
Over, sideways, and under
On a trip through Skaia’s skies

A bloodied world!
A grand and marv’lous sight to view
No boys to smile and flirt
You won’t be hurt
I’ll stop the terrors when you’re dreaming

a bloodied world? (Yeah, so?)
a tragic place you brought to view! (What do I care what you think?)
and when i cry up here,
i’ll make it clear,
it’s because of this bloodied world and you!
But see, I’d love to rule this world with you!
unbelievable sights
millions of senseless killings
all because you were willing
to cause all of them to die

a bloodied world!/Look out here comes a spike!
a thousand tears you’ve brought to me!/Aw, come on, stop crying!
look at john in his car (Who?)
he’s come so far
he’ll bring me where i’m supposed to be
No, OUR bloodied world!
every moment more lies!
I’ll help you to escape your doom
you’re a villain, no better!
me and john’ll fly through the air/I’ll take you anywhere!
without your scare/Forget the heir
and don’t you care my death was caused by you?/And let me care about past days with you

(I-I-I…that’s not FAIR! I didn’t MEAN to kill you, master! I even showed you my mercy later!)
(but you meant to kill dave! and all those prospitians too!)
(But-!)

A bloodied world!
a bloodied world!
That’s where we’ll be!
that’s where i’ll be
A thrilling place
a treach’rous chase!
For you and me/someone save me!

(But master!)
(NO! BAD DOG! WORST FRIEND!)
(*Doggy whimpering noise*)

[Differential]

TOWER OF AWESOME

Oh my god. Those Hussie songs. Everyone go home, the thread is over. sF just won at everything forever.

[SquirrelPants]

SF, I am going to practice and see if I can do a Karkat voice, too. I just have to be in on Alternian Pie and A Troll's Gotta Do.

Jegus, at this rate I'm going to become a well-known member of the fora or something. I am doing TOO MANY VOICES.

[Laasya Apria]

Also, Prince Eri didn't stop being a thing guys I'm really excited about it, but we need a lot more voices!
I made a WIP with ME singing every part just to get a feel for how editing it might be and how the lines would work out - but it doesn't sound very good since, well, it's all me, so there really isn't much character differentiation. you might hear now and then how I try to sound like different characters, but there's only so much I can act out, let alone sing XD
anyways here's the wip, please listen and give me feedback and we'll see how we can work from there!!!~~~!

[Zephyr]

I'll volunteer for the Prince Eri thing. I'm pretty sure I can sing anything in that piece as long as we don't shift the whole thing up a step. It's at like, the top of my range, which is good until it suddenly stops being in full voice. Just let me know what parts you want me to sing.

Also, I'm gonna do some of these Dr. Horrible things because AW FUCK YEAH

man I can't wait to get around to recording all this stuff

but could someone post backing tracks for the jack noir dr. horrible piece on mediafire? Youtube to mp3 rippers aren't working on that youtube video for me. =(

NEVERMIND I GOT IT TO WORK

[DapperTroll]

I'd like to volunteer for the Prince Eri too 8D I'm fine with any of the girl parts hahaha.
:>

@Zephyr: I can't wait to hear those. 8D

[Laasya Apria]

Yeah, I intend to keep it at that tempo, because it was the only Karaoke version of the song I could find that didn't already have backups in it - and if we used the ones with backups, it would clash with out lyrics :O

[mintt]

I'm pretty new to this whole song re-writing thing, but I thought I'd put it out there that I have a couple up already....

as Feferi
as Kanaya
as Aradia

oh gosh I'm so nervous posting these. I hope they're alright