MSPA Lyric Re-writes and Singing: Nomination Time!

[Bezbozny]

Jake English and Roxy Lalonde go on a date.
This isn't a rewrite. It does however consist of Jake and Roxy singing "My Way" by Frank Sinatra.

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[Dansrusse]

So I've been working on a Dave parody of Handlebars by Flobots since thins summer, and I finally, finally go it recorded in a way that I approved of. Lyrics and vocals by me, Skinny White Girl. Hope you enjoy it!

http://tindeck.com/listen/vwjh

[PriffyViole]

Can I request Vriska singing this to Tavros?

[deathsbuddy]

So I've been working on a Dave parody of Handlebars by Flobots since thins summer, and I finally, finally go it recorded in a way that I approved of. Lyrics and vocals by me, Skinny White Girl. Hope you enjoy it!

http://tindeck.com/listen/vwjh

Hm. Do you mind critique?

[Shadonix]

Doing a rewrite of It's All Gonna Break by Broken Social Scene for Sollux, called We're All Gonna Diie.

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we're all gonna diie

we're all gonna diie

when ii wa2 a grub, ii thought our liive2 would la2t
but ii took my computer and code and ii hacked
you know ii hate thii2 2hiit, but thii2 2hiit ha2 two be done
cau2e thii2 game mu2t be made and iit mu2t be won

but we're all gonna diie

yeah we're all gonna diie

treat me liike a lowblood, but you know ii can tell
that you and me aliike are goiing two the same hell
2o when erii fliip2 hii2 2hiit and gamzee goe2 2ober,
when you're all dyiing iit 2tiil ii2n't over
and they try to kiill u2 all
two pull u2 under,
the 2ky wiill fall and the cloud2 wiill thunder.
our miind2 they'll take and then we'll under2tand
we're dead, we're dead, we're dead

ii know that you're dyiing
ii'll 2oon be two
ii know there's 2even thou2and thiing2 more we have two do,
and ii know that we're 2tuck wiith our fate
and we're all out of luck.

ii'll get u2 there giirl, to the green 2un
cau2e ii'd do anything for any one of you
cau2e ii know in the long run, we're all friiend2
and ii'll 2ee iit two the end,
liike a troll,
not a grub
cau2e ii care that we rii2e up and fiight for our2elve2

cau2e we're all gonna diie!

we're all gonna diie!

and you all want the god tiier que2t bed2 two 2ave your liive2
and you all want the god tiier que2t bed2 two 2ave your liive2
keep on runniing
there ii2 no chance two 2ave your liife
keep on runniing
there ii2 no chance two 2ave your liife
iin the end we're all ju2t gho2t2
iin the end we're all ju2t gho2t2
why, why,
iin the end we're all ju2t gho2t2
iit'2 been 2uch a long
game that we play
your heart lead2 you wrong
and at the end of the day
you lo2e what you love
and you fall two your fear
we've got two get
out of here
iin the end we all ju2t.........
cau2e iin the end we all ju2t do iit for love.
we're all gonna diie.

Oh my god.

Never underestimate how long it takes to rewrite a ten minute song.

[Ace Problem Inspector]

WIP
Working on a re-write of the classic "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" to the tune of "Mr. Scratch." Original lyrics below if anyone has suggestions.

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Grinch
Your A Mean One Mr Grinch lyrics
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Mr Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile.
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/g/g...mr_grinch.html ]
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr Grinch.

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

You're a rotter Mr Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Mr Grinch

Your sole is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a noxious super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked horse
Mr Grinch!

You're a 3 Decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

[Shadonix]

WIP
Working on a re-write of the classic "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" to the tune of "Mr. Scratch." Original lyrics below if anyone has suggestions.

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Grinch
Your A Mean One Mr Grinch lyrics
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Mr Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile.
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/g/g...mr_grinch.html ]
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr Grinch.

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

You're a rotter Mr Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Mr Grinch

Your sole is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a noxious super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked horse
Mr Grinch!

You're a 3 Decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

You're a green one, Mr. Scratch.

[ultraluigi]

WIP
Working on a re-write of the classic "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" to the tune of "Mr. Scratch." Original lyrics below if anyone has suggestions.

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Grinch
Your A Mean One Mr Grinch lyrics
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Mr Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile.
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/g/g...mr_grinch.html ]
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr Grinch.

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

You're a rotter Mr Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Mr Grinch

Your sole is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a noxious super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked horse
Mr Grinch!

You're a 3 Decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

Nepeta: You really are a jerk!
Sollux: You're as gentle as a biclops
Vriska: You're as soft as spidermom.
Trolls: Doctor Scratch~
Karkat: You're a Fuckass-y cue ball with a gog damn felt coat

[deathsbuddy]

Little critique for you, ultraluigi: Karkat doesn't say "gog"!

e: Or "fuckass", or so I am told!

[-Benedict]

Okay, so there's this song Gavin Dunne wrote about Bulletstorm called Fire in your Hole- it's pretty cool, check it out. So what I did was be a huge nerd and rewrite it as sung by Eridan "motherfuckin" Ampora. I could probably sing it myself, but I'm pretty sure there's no karaoke version of the song available yet. I think it works pretty well, only Eridan pronounces his Ws with two syllables if Octopimp is any indication, so that'd require some twweaking.

Fire on the Trolls

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wwell i'm a foul-mouthed deranged wwater-dwwellin space pirate
livvin in disarray
got a pissed-off mutant-colored lowwblood friend
and man, wwe're gonna ruin your day
crash landed on a planet and some psychos aggressed me
so i shot em twween the eyes and didn't let it affect me
noww a thousand angry angels wwant to come out and play
all hell is breakin loose
and i like it this wway

cause there's a
storm brewwin!
rifle's gettin hot,
hear this
beam shootin
land dwwellers gettin shot
there's a
storm brewwin!
no longer in control of wwhat
i'm doin
fire on the trolls
wwhoa
fire on the trolls

got a cold hard grudge and revvenge is the goal
noww it's time to sing the murder blues
got your name etched into my brain and my soul
hey captor, time to pay your dues
sixty thousand wways for psionics to die
pull the trigger on the crosshairs, send you into the sky
push you off a cerebellum, laugh at you as you fall
take a science wwand and bloww you right into a wwall

cause there's a
storm brewwin!
rifle's gettin hot,
hear this
beam shootin
land dwwellers gettin shot
there's a
storm brewwin!
no longer in control of wwhat
i'm doin
fire on the trolls
fire on the troooooo-ooooooo-oooooolls
fire on the trolls

noww i stumbled on a girl named vvriska
"hey baby you knoww i hate you"
she keeps sayin that she really aint interested
lady, wwhat the hell is wwrong wwith you?

that's right
comin for you

cause there's a
storm brewwin!
rifle's gettin hot,
hear this
beam shootin
land dwwellers gettin shot
there's a
storm brewwin!
no longer in control of wwhat
i'm doin
fire on the trolls
wwhoa
fire on the trolls
fire on the troooooo-ooooooo-oooooolls
fire on the trolls

[Cleptomanic]

"White Flag" by Dido
"OTP" by UU and Nepeta

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UU:
i know yoU think that i shoUldn't still ship yoU,
and jUst give Up
Nepeta:
:33< i could try and hide it, but i would still f33l it
wheres the sense in that?

UU:
i promise i'm not trying to make yoUr life harder
or write fanfiction 'boUt yoU


Nepeta:
:33< but i will go down with this ship!
and i wont put my paws up and surrender
UU:
there will be no white flag above my hive
it's my otp and always will be

Nepeta:
:33< i know it's none of my buisness and
all that, but i can't help it now
and i caused nothing but trouble
UU:
i Understand if yoU won't talk to me again
bUt if yoU gave her a chance, even only
for a day or two, jUst try?

Nepeta:
:33< i will go down with this ship!
and i wont put my paws up and surrender
UU:
there will be no white flag above my hive
it's my otp and always will be

UU:
when we all meet
which i'm sUre we will
Nepeta:
:33< all of my f33lings
will be there still
UU:
i'll let it pass
and hold my tongUe
Nepeta:
:33< and secretly think
that youre my o t p

Nepeta:
:33 i will go down with this ship!
and i wont put my paws up and surrender
UU:
there will be no white flag above my hive
it's my otp and always will be

Nepeta:
:33< i will go down with this ship!
and i wont put my paws up and surrender
UU:
there will be no white flag above my hive
it's my otp and always will be

Nepeta:
:33< i will go down with this ship!
and i wont put my paws up and surrender
UU:
there will be no white flag above my hive
it's my otp and always will be

[BeerInABocks]

THIS, right here, motherfuckers- is a lyrics rewrite for Eminems song KILL YOU, which I have lovingly name CULL YOU- the original song can be found right here

And for those of you who don't know, just a WARNING: MATURE/VULGAR CONTENT.

I figure someone who can actually do gamzee would see this and maybe decide to rap... idk

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when i was just a little wriggling grub

MY LUSUS USE TO TELL ME THESE CRAZY THINGS

he used to tell me to go on and kill all my friends

HE USED TO TELL ME THEY HATED ME

but then i got a little bit older AND I REALIZED, THAT MOTHERFUCKER’S RIGHT

but there was nothing i could do or say to try and change it

UNTIL NOW, BEST FEEL THIS MOTHERFUCKERS MIGHT

the say i cant boast all my jokes no more

THEY SAY I CANT HONK MY FUCKING HORNS NO MORE

(AH!) lowblood, think i wont choke no horse

‘TIL HIS VOCAL CHORDS WON’T WORK IN HIS THROAT NO MORE?!

(AH!) these motherfuckers were thinking im playing

THINK THAT IM SAYING THIS SHIT CAUSE IM THINKING IT JUST TO BE SAYING IT?

(AH!) put your claws down bitch i aint gonna strangle you

I’MA PULL -YOU- TO THIS SICKLE AND ANGLE IT THROUGH YOU

(AH!) shut up, TAV youre causing too much chaos

JUST PUCKER UP AND TAKE IT LIKE A SLUT, OKAY BRAH?

“oh, now he’s raping his bros pan,

ABUSING HIS DEAD FRIEND? KICKING THE SLIME,

and we gave him the deck with jokerKind?”

YOU’RE MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT, BITCH, NOW IT’S TOO LATE

i’m flipping my thoughts, this comedys going down, accept your fate

I INVENTED VIOLENCE, YOU VILE IGNORANT VOLTILE BITCH

vain attempts to protect your- VRING VRING VRINNNG

[*chainsaw revs up*]

purple chainsaw, left his guts all

DANGLING FROM HIS WAIST, WHILE HIS LEGS BARELY HANG ON.

blood, paint, jokes, fate

KNIVES, LIVES, DON’T GIVE A FUCK



[Chorus: Gamzee] bitch i’ma cull you- you’ve done and fucked with me

STRIDER - YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT A SLUT TO ME bitch

i’ma cull you! you ain’t got the globes to strife

WE AIN’T NEVER STOP JUDGING, NOW THAT I’VE SEEN THE LIGHT

you better kill me! i’ma be a motherfucker dead

FOR KICKING OFF OF THE SLIME, AND CUTTING OFF THEIR HEADS

but when they kill me - i’m bringing the species with me

MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT SERVANTS TO ME.

.. i said you don’t, wanna fuck with gamzee (cause why?)

CAUSE GAMZEE, WILL FUCKING CULL YOU (ah-ha ha)

i said you don’t, wanna fuck with gamzee

(why?) CAUSE GAMZEE, WILL FUCKING CULL YOU



bitch, i’ma kill you. like my rage ‘til now, i’ma conceal you

IN A ROOM WITH MURALS, SHEETS, BUCKETS AND FILM YOU

fuck with me, ive been through hell, shut the hell up!

I’M TRYING TO DEVELOPE THESE PAINTINGS OF THE MESSIAHS AND BOON EM’

i ain’t on the sopor, so my raps arent placid

GOT A NEW PSYCHIC POWER AND JUST HAD A CLOWN DOLL ADDED

whoops! Is that a subliminal hint?

NO!

JUST JOKING INTENT TO SODOMIZE MOTHERFUCKERS AGAIN

makara offend? NO! makara ins’u’ult

AND IF YOU EVER GIVE IT TO HIM, YOU’D GIVE HIM AN IMPULSE

to do it again, THEN, if he does it again

YOU’LL PROBABLY END UP PUMPING OUT OF SOMETHING OFF OF YOUR HEAD

(Ahhhhhhhhhhh!) bitch i’ma kill you, i ain’t done this ain’t the chorus

I AIN’T EVEN DRAG YOUR CORPSE THROUGH THESE LABS TO PAINT A FOREST

a bloodstain is duller after you wash it three or four times

IN A TUB, BUT THAT’S NORMAL AIN’T IT TAVRBOS?

serial killer hiding murder materialistic fun

IN A SLIMEY PIE ONTOP OF YOUR TINY-LISTED TROLLING SLUM

here WE go again, we’re out of our medicine

OUT OF OUR MINDS, AND WE WANT IN YOURS, LET US IN



[Chorus: Gamzee]

or i’ma cull you- you’ve done and fucked with me

STRIDER - YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT A SLUT TO ME bitch

i’ma cull you! you ain’t got the globes to strife

WE AIN’T NEVER STOP JUDGING, NOW THAT I’VE SEEN THE LIGHT

you better kill me! i’ma be a motherfucker dead

FOR KICKING OFF OF THE SLIME, AND CUTTING OFF THEIR HEADS

but when they kill me - i’m bringing the species with me

MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT SERVANTS TO ME.

.. i said you don’t, wanna fuck with gamzee (cause why?)

CAUSE GAMZEE, WILL FUCKING CULL YOU (ah-ha ha)

i said you don’t, wanna fuck with gamzee

(why?) CAUSE GAMZEE, WILL FUCKING CULL YOU

[Gamzee] eh-heh, know why I say these things?

CAUSE ANCESTRAL SCREAMS KEEP CREEPING INTO GAMZEES DREAMS.

and the way things seem, i shouldn’t have to deal these freaks

these eighty pies a week to say the same things

TWEECE!

TWICE?

whatever, i hate these honks

MOTHERFUCKS! I HOPE HOPE YOUR BLOOD WILL OUTWEIGH THE SHOCK

motherfuckers want me to come on their ignorant ways

JUST TO GET MOCKED, BECAUSE THEYRE LOWBLOODED COCKS!

motherfucking, i’ll choke that lucky spider bitch tiger pouncer

BACK THAT FAT BITCH OFF, ALL EIGHTY EIGHT THOUSAND POUNDS OF HER

from moron to this sick high-like ancestor

FROM SCHOOLFED TO HIGH OFF MY SHIT TO OUT OF MY HEAD

i don’t even believe in breathing i’m leaving air in your lungs

JUST TO HEAR YOU SCREAMING FOR ME TO SEEP IT.

okay, im ready to kill you

I GOT THE HAMMER OF ZILLYHOO

i’m ready to make everyone see through

THAT FUCKER JUST KEPT EGGING ME ON ‘

til i’ll have him at clubs-end, then you beg me to stop?

SHUT UP!

Give me your hands and feet I said

SHUT UP

when I’m talking to you

YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!



or i’ma cull you- you’ve done it, done fucked with me

STRIDER - YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT A SLUT TO ME

bitch I’ma cull you! you ain’t got the globes to strife

WE AIN’T NEVER STOP JUDGING, NOW THAT I’VE SEEN THE LIGHT

you better kill me! i’ma be a motherfucker dead

FOR KICKING OFF OF THE SLIME, AND CUTTING OFF THEIR HEADS

but when they kill me - i’m bringing the species with me

MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT SERVANTS TO ME

. .. i said you don’t, wanna fuck with gamzee (cause why?)

CAUSE GAMZEE, WILL FUCKING CULL YOU

(ah-ha ha) i said you don’t, wanna fuck with gamzee (why?)

CAUSE GAMZEE, WILL FUCKING CULL YOU

[Omnipresentfool]

Hello voice actors! I'm really new to both voice acting and singing in general, so any critiques of my Equius would be appreciated!
http://tindeck.com/listen/lzrv

[Doodled]

So here's a Davesprite rap. Yay?



Also, deathsbuddy, Karkat says "fuckass" here: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005151

[deathsbuddy]

Given.

[Blaperile]

Sorry for bumping, but I really wanted to post this.

Recent developments with UU and uu have made me think uu will join Derse in the war against Prospit (and UU), and the war will be even more intense than it ever was in other sessions because of the players joining in.

When I made this theory, I instantly got reminded of "Let my people go", from The Prince of Egypt.

Thus, I made this.

let my people go - UU and uu

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Thus saith the Lord:

Since you refuse to free my people.

All through the land of Derse... I send a pestilence and plague into your house, into your bed, into your streams, into your streets, into your drink, into your bread.

Upon your pawns, upon your agents, upon your queen on her throne.

Into your dreams, into your sleep.

Until you break, until you yeild.

I send the Blood, I send the Miles.

Thus saith the Lord.

UU: once i called yoU brother.

UU: once i thoUght the chance to make yoU laugh was all i ever wanted...

I send the Miles from the sky. I send the fire raining down.

UU: and even now i wish that Skaia had chosen another.

UU: serving as yoUr foe on his behalf is the last thing that i wanted...

I send a hail of burning fire on every pawn, on every agent.

UU: all this pain and devestation.

UU: how it tortUres me inside.

UU: all the innocent who sUffer from yoUr stUbbornness and pride...

I send the locusts on a wind such as the world has never seen. On every building, on every tile until there's nothing left of purple.

I send my scourge, I send my sword.

Thus saith the Lord!

UU: yoU who i called brother.

UU: why mUst yoU call down another blow?

I send my scourge, I send my sword.

UU: let my people go.

Thus saith the Lord.

uu: YOu WHO I CALLED SISTER.

uu: HOW COuLD YOu HAVE COME TO HATE ME SO?

uu: IS THIS WHAT YOu WANTED?

I send the Blood, I send the Miles...

uu: THEN LET MY HEART BE HARDENED.

uu: AND NEVER MIND HOW HIGH THE COST MAY GROW.

uu: THIS WILL STILL BE SO: I WILL NEVER LET YOuR PEOPLE GO.

Thus saith the Lord:

uu: I WILL NOT

UU: let

uu: YOUR.

UU: my.

uu: PEOPLE.

UU: go.

[adavismaybenot]

Oh goodness, this is all so new and intimidating D:
Be warned, lotsa cursing
I was thinking about Kanaya West and how awesome she is and I realized there needed to be a Kanaya W. version of this song/rap/SNL Digital Short
I know I will attempt to get a good recording of it when I have time :D
I don't mind if someone else tries their hand at it

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Karkat- We're sitting here today with rainbow drinker Kanaya West.
Kanaya- Hello.
Karkat- So Kanaya, what's a day in the life of Kanaya West like?
Kanaya- Are you positive you wish to have knowledge of such things?
Karkat- Please, tell us.
Kanaya- I rev chainsaws motherfucker
I'm so bad, I'm hair-raising
I sneak up on yo lusus just to get in some good tazing
Dave- Damn, Kanaya, you a crazy chick.
Kanaya- Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I'm chillin' on this comet, better watch out motherfuckers
I'll be bustin' through your windows sippin' bubbly like no other.
Group of Trolls- What you want, Miss West?
Kanaya- A brand new car.
Group of Trolls- What you need, Miss West?
Kanaya- To fuck Rose Hard.
I'm throwin back some blood shots while I'm austispicin' bitches
You wanna fuck with me? I will rip your fucking stitches.
Nothing to haunt me, yeah, my one kill was justified
Now start runnin', bitch, 'cause there's no place to hide.
Karkat- I'm sorry Kanaya, but are we to believe you condone underage drinking?
Kanaya- I never stated I was a role model.
Karkat- What about all the trolls that look up to you, do you have a message for them?
Kanaya- All trolls lookin' up to me can be my bitches
I'm the Kanaya of the West, you all deserve my kisses
You wanna fight? Oh well, you can find someone else for that
All the pimps and my hommies watch me kill this asshat
To all the nookstains, talkin' shit about my Rose
Group of Trolls- What a grim little girl
Kanaya- I'll break your fuckin' nose!
K is for Kanaya
P is for pimp
I'll watch you get killed by some nasty little imp.
Karkat- Kanaya, I'm surprised, all this comming from a mild mannered jade blood?
Kanaya- Well, there's much you may not know about me.
Karkat- Really, such as?
Kanaya- while I was on Alternia
I drank up everyday
I macked on every bitch
I never got laid
I've got a fucking chainsaw
And it seems like you don't
I'll kick you ass in a strife
With a knife!
Rose- Kanaya, you are a bad ass bitch
And they always like to listen to you when you tell them to fix that stitch
and as for the chainsaw, I find that pretty hot
We're all attracted to you~ooooo
Karkat- Final question, if you could bring any two trolls back to life, who would they-
kanaya- No more fucking questions.

Lets pretend canon doesn't exist :P

[totalspiffage]

Oh I suppose I can drop this here while I'm around. I redid "Lies" by Marina and the Diamonds for Jane I suppose. It was more an excuse for me to avoid boredom, but hey it was fun!

http://tindeck.com/listen/pybn

[reptilesShadow]

I was bored and listening to Flyleaf, and part of "All around me" sounds like it's saying "highblood tint" and well, one thing led to another. I don't really think it would be good for Equius to sing, but maybe a genderbend? I've heard songs for Gamzee sung that way.

Anyway, here's "Suffocated"

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I was searching for you.
Now I’m kneeling down before you
I see the madness on your face
A smile plays across my lips for you

This blood that’s racing through my being
Boiling, now I’m finally seeing you

I’m not alive.
I’m not alive.

I can feel you, suffocating.
Cutting off the air I’m breathing
I promise you I’m not resisting,
You’re savoring your high blood tint.

Her claws fly up above thee.
And she whispers she loves me.
And I begin to fade,
Into that dreamless place.

The music makes me shake,
The messiahs singing say we are alone with you.
We are alone and your blood too blue.

I’m not alive.
I’m not alive.

I can feel you, suffocating.
Cutting off the air I’m breathing
I promise you I’m not resisting,
You’re savoring your high blood tint.

And so I die,
(So low)
The time is right
(So low)
And I see you.

I’m not alive.
I’m not alive.
I’m not alive.

I can feel you, suffocating.
Cutting off the air I’m breathing
I promise you I’m not resisting,
You’re savoring your high blood tint.

Take my life.
I give it to you.
Now you own me,
All I am.
I promised that I’d listen to you,
Please believe me,
Please believe

I can feel you, suffocating.
Cutting off the air I’m breathing
I promise you I’m not resisting,
You’re savoring your high blood tint.

[amusedAuspistice]

There are just so many SUPERB SINGERS and AWESOME VOICE ACTORS , you guys. Tindeck is oficially taken over. MSPA Radio and Musicalstuck have to totally become a thing that happens. We have such excellent soundtrack albums , great fan remixing and lots of voiceacting and song parodies. It's breathtaking! I find about 5 new songs browsing around everyday.
Is there any chance we're getting all Disney Songs Homestucktylized and making some FANALBUM with it ?
Just around the Riverbend/Hivebent and all these songs that need to happen. They're asking to become reall. '^'
Condescenscion Song, Alternian Nights, so many great songs, I can't handle!

[bear]

A while back I parodied "Hey There Deliliah" by The Plain White T's as Bec Noir~! It's not very Bec Noir like, or man like for that manner, and it's a bit flat at some points, but I hope you enjoy it!

Thanks for listening!

[Ether]

The more obscure Broadway songs usually don't have and never get instrumental versions. I don't care. Her Imperious Condescension's imperious and condescending locks must be glorified. (One of the verses changes the pacing a little, to make it more like the last verse--I liked that one's rhythm.)

)(AIR (complete; original here)

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It's clear you've seen
I'm quite a hairy queen
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
Why is it uncontrolled?
Asking will get you culled
It's not for you to know
Your blood's just too low
Darling

Give me a head with hair
Long, beautiful hair
Shining, dripping, tripping my attendants
Give me down to there! ()(AIR)
Sky-whale length or longer
Here, toady
There, minion
Everywhere, lackey, lackey
)(AIR (hair hair hair hair)
(Hair hair hair)

Flow it
Show it
Centuries to grow it
My hair

Let it strike like a whip
Shed all over the ship
Let it serve as a crypt to the creatures stuck in my hair
A squeakbeast crypt
How orphans flip!
They're so distraught
Their lusii caught
In the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my hair (hair hair hair hair)
(Hair hair hair)

Flow it
Show it
Centuries to grow it
My hair

I want it dark, wild, curly, crazy
Love it, prize it, weaponize it
Deadly, greasy, fleecy, glossy
Soaked in blood of those who cross me
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
None of this has been disputed
Since I had my barber executed

Oh say can you see
The floor
If you can, then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to there
Down to where
It's caught in a fan

All the trolls will have their minds blown
When they see me on my high throne
My high throne made of cold, inky, horrorterrible hair
My hair like Momma's coils
To her tendrils go the spoils
How amusing, Momma loved her girl
Why don't my people love me?
)(AIR (hair hair hair hair)
(Hair hair hair)

Flow it
Show it
Centuries to grow it
My hair (hair hair hair hair)
(Hair hair hair)
Flow it
Show it
Centuries to grow it
My hair (hair hair hair hair)
(Hair hair hair)
Flow it
Show it
Centuries to grow it
My hair

[Blaperile]

Here's a song I made, based on the "s0meb0dy t)(at )(e used t0 kn0w" video from Broadway Aradia and Feferi which was based on "Somebody that I used to know".

I thought a bit adapted lyrics would quite fit for Karkat and Dave as well.

It would be awesome if there'd be a singing Karkat and/or Dave out there who'd be willing to sing this.

So here we go:

SOMEBODY THAT SHE USED TO KNOW - By Blaperile

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KARKAT: NOW AND THEN I THINK OF WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER.

KARKAT: LIKE WHEN YOU SMELLED ME AND I FELT LIKE I COULD DIE.

KARKAT: TOLD MYSELF THAT SHE WOULD STAY WITH ME.

KARKAT: SHE SAID I'M NOT THE BOY I USED TO BE.

KARKAT: BUT THAT WAS LOVE AND IT'S AN ACHE I STILL REMEMBER.

KARKAT: I'VE BECOME ADDICTED TO A CERTAIN KIND OF SADNESS.

KARKAT: MY RESIGNATION TO HATE WILL CAUSE MY END.

KARKAT: WHEN SHE FOUND THAT WE COULD NOT MAKE SENSE.

KARKAT: SHE FOUND SOLACE IN ANOTHER FRIEND.

KARKAT: NOW I'M ALONE AND I CANNOT BELIEVE HE'S TURNED HER OVER.

DAVE: but you didnt have to cut us off

DAVE: we will make it like it never happened and that you were nothing

DAVE: she doesnt even need your love

DAVE: you might wish i was a stranger but i say tough luck

DAVE: no you didnt have to stoop so low

DAVE: have your friends collect your medals and then stop your leading

DAVE: i guess we dont even want you though

DAVE: now youre just somebody that she used to know

DAVE: now youre just somebody that she used to know

DAVE: now and then i think of how you made us share a lover

DAVE: part of me believing that you were already gone

DAVE: but terezi was the perfect fit

DAVE: excited to be my matesprit

DAVE: i thought that she would let you go

DAVE: didnt realize you were more than just somebody that she used to know

KARKAT: BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF.

KARKAT: MAKE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED, TREAT ME LIKE I'M NOTHING.

KARKAT: I DON'T EVEN NEED HER LOVE,

KARKAT: BUT SHE TREATS ME LIKE A STRANGER AND I FEEL SO ROUGH.

KARKAT: NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW.

KARKAT: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN ACT LIKE YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER???

KARKAT: I GUESS SHE DOESN'T NEED ME THOUGH.

KARKAT: NOW I'M JUST SOMEBODY THAT SHE USED TO KNOW.

KARKAT: I'M SOMEBODY,

DAVE: she used to know

KARKAT: SOMEBODY,

DAVE: now youre just somebody that she used to know

DAVE: she used to know

DAVE: that she used to know

DAVE: she used to know

KARKAT: I'M SOMEBODY.

[Ether]

I'm going to hell.

But ideally I'll figure out a better title for this song first, and stop halfassing John's typing patterns which were never intended to carry over into song rewrites anyway.

Karkat's Magical Fantasy Blackrom Sequence (complete; original here)

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i can cost you the world
shining, shimmering, suck it!
tell me, vantas, how did it feel
to see your goal denied?

i can hold back your prize.
shock you blunder by blunder
send jack noir to your session
in a spiteful suicide!

a whole new world!
a wondrous way to say, fuck you
no way to tell jack no,
nowhere to go
have fun next time you're dreaming!

A WHOLE NEW WORLD
A DAZZLING PLACE I'LL NEVER KNOW
WHILE THIS IS HOT AS HELL
IT'S JUST AS WELL
A SMART WORLD WOULD HAVE CULLED YOU LONG AGO
(our blood was the status quo)

UNBELIEVABLE FAIL
INDESCRIBABLY GRATING
WORTHLESS HUMAN, MY HATING
YOU'S A FACT I CAN'T DENY

SO FUCK YOUR WORLD
(you're the one I despise)
THE FILMS WERE VAPID AND CLICHE
(hold your breath--you'll look bluer)
I'VE COME FROM A DISTANT STAR
AND WHEN WE SPAR
YOUR SINGLE-QUADRANT THOUGHTS WILL FADE AWAY

a whole new world!
(EVERY BITE A SURPRISE)
with brand new quadrants to pursue
(EVERY SENSUAL SKEWER)
now that our hate's for real,
i'll make you kneel
let me steal this whole new world from you!

a whole new world!
A WHOLE NEW WORLD
where you won't be
WHERE I CAN'T BE
a thrilling chase
A DENSE DISGRACE
(both) Antipathy

(record scratch)

hi, karkat!
WHAT

[Ether]

Over a year ago, I toyed with a Fireflies rewrite based on Karkat having sour grapes over an Earth he could observe but could not rule. That never got off the ground, but that's okay! This one wrote itself, and it's much cuter anyway.

Also I mangled the hell out of the Cthuvian to force it to rhyme. Every word I used was found in an online dictionary, yeah, but any native speaker would roll its many thousands of eyes.

Fhtagn'ai (complete; original here)

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You would not believe your eyes
When those whom the mind denies
Swam up to chat as I fell asleep

'Cause they filled the empty void
And left dreams for those destroyed
You'd think me weird, but I was just overjoyed

I'd like to make myself believe
That all our plans go smoothly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
The void is so much fuller than it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand nafl'shuggs
As they try to teach me how to dance

A whisper of ancient lore
A pulsing beneath the floor
A squiddle plush I haven't seen since age four

I'd like to make myself believe
That all our plans go smoothly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
The void is so much fuller than it seems

When I fall asleep

Glub up a bubble just for Jade
(Please guide us away from here)
'Cause she doesn't have to be so afraid
(Please guide us away from here)
I'm here to offer a helping hand
(Please guide us away from here)
When she fears what mortals don't understand

To shaggoth nog nnn'phlegeth
I'm weird 'cause I still fear death
I got short of breath as I said farewell

But I know they'll wait for me
If it takes eternity
'Cause time is a construct their kind can't even see

I'd like to make myself believe
That all our plans go smoothly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
The void is so much fuller than it seems

When I fall asleep
I'd like to make myself believe
That all our plans go smoothly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
The void is so much fuller than it seems

When I fall asleep
I'd like to make myself believe
That all our plans go smoothly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
When every fallen troll is in my dreams