MSPA Lyric Re-writes and Singing: Nomination Time!

[Ace Problem Inspector]

You could possibly use all the songs, and have different Radio Host/DJ's to represent the different styles of music. That way all the songs could be showcased and also give the chance to have a variety of interesting radio sounding commentary. Also is it just me or does the idea of Hearts Boxcar having a late late night old school rock/smooth jazz program sound silly???

Hmmm...[perhaps after 1-3 songs, the radio station is "changed" (with the 'kssssssh' sound and all), and a new DJ takes over? I'm liking this! Anyone else interested?

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Also I'm pretty sure HB/Midnight Crew is the only kind of voice I can do. Deep rich voices do not lend themselves well to 13 year olds.

[Neofafnir]

I do not have any recording equipment, otherwise that would be very fun to do indeed. I would probably like to hear a techno radio station program.

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I would really like to hear the song by Sollux a few pages back...oh well...

[parodiedOriginal]

Vriska Tavros: "What the Hell"

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You say that I'm messing with your head
( Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah )
All 'Cause I cripple you then call you friend
( Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah )
Love hurts, whether it's red or black
( Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah )
I'm feeling flush and theres no turning back
( Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah )

Not on my knees
Or begging please*
'stay with me'
But honestly,*
I just really want you to be with me

All my life I've put you through hell
Why do I want you now
In my web, I will have you bound
And I don't really care about
If you love me, if you hate me
I will trap you baby, baby
Why all the sudden changes now
Whoa what the hell

What
What
What
What the hell

So what if Insult you a million times
( Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah )
You never seemed to notice or really mind
(*Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah )
I'd rather rage than sit around bored all day
(*Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah )*
It's no fun if,
I don't have mind games to play (Yeah)

Not on my knees
Or begging please*
'stay with me'
But honestly,*
I just really want you to be with me

All my life I've put you through hell
Why do I want you now
In my web, I will have you bound
And I don't really care about
If you love me, if you hate me
I will trap*you baby, baby
Why all the sudden changes now
Whoa what the hell

Bluh*Bluh*Bluh Bluh*Bluh Bluh Bluh Bluh Whoa, whoa
Bluh Bluh Bluh Bluh Bluh Bluh Bluh Bluh Whoa, whoa

You say that im messing with your head
You really think I want you dead
Boy, i'm messing with your head
When I say you're better off dead

All my life I've put you through hell
Why do I want you now
In my web, I will have you bound
And I don't really care about
All my life I've put you through hell
Will you accept me now
Your brown blood has got me spell bound
And all I really care about
Can you love me, please dont hate me
Can you save me Tavros, baby
I've never felt flushed, til now
Whoa what the hell

Bluh bluh, bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Bluh bluh, bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh

[PriffyViole]

Due to image manip shenanigans, I am humbly Requesting a rewrite of "I'll make a man out of you" from Mulan.

[Quirk]

Based off of Gorrilaz "Revolving Doors", for Vriska's big alt-timeline messup. I should get around to recording this...

Flipping Coin

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Flipping coin,
What have I done?
Ripples in the timeline,
Justice done.

Flipping coin,
What will I become?
My luck’s all gone.

I set out for glory
But I only got pain now, now

I feel that I'm paused
by all the kills
Luck seems to run out…

In a bloody Veil…
Flipping coin in the lab and a bloody Veil in space…
Flipping coin in the lab and a bloody Veil in space…
Challenged the killer
And Jack flies away.

I wanted to see a body,
But I got others instead

Flipping coin in the lab to a bloody Veil in space…

I feel that I'm paused
by all the kills
Lucky seems to run out…

Flipping coin,
Sealed all our fates together
He went and showed us all his stabs

Can I still be saved?
But God only knows…

Flipping coin in the lab and a bloody Veil in space…
Flipping coin in the lab and a bloody Veil in space…

And I see
Seems I was made for this
Seems I was doomed to this
Flipping coin
Flipping coin

[Neofafnir]

Quirk that is gosh darn awesome, I mean that is ten kinds of awesome!!!! Thanks for making this awesome!!! lol

[krosp]

@mintt: Of course! :D

@parodiedOriginal: awesome! :D

Here I have some more Terezi thingies and a Feferi thingy that I did in the past and still haven't tried recording xD

Queen Medley (T3R3Z1'S 4NT1QU1TOUSLY 1LL PROS3CUT1ON 4NTH3MS) - I am not sure if this would be voice-acting or lyricking, but there are lyrics... It was something silly and fun to write :3

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background - Dragon Attack)


(spoken) BLUHHHH HOW 4M 1 TH1S BORED? NO ON3 1S ONL1N3. TH1S 1S PR3POST3ROUSLY UNF41R!


HM.... 1 WONDER HOW 1 SH4LL 3NT3RT41N MYS3LF. BLUH, P3RH4PS T4LK1NG TO MYS3LF WH1LST P3RUS1NG TH3 COOLK1D’S 4NT1QU1TOUSLY 1LL J4MS W1LL B3 FUN. D4V3 1S SO COOL, SO R4D1C4LLY 4ND R3DLY R4D. H3H3H3. 1 W1SH H3 W4S ONL1N3 TO S3ND M3 MOR3 34RTH J4MS. 1’V3 4LR34DY M3MOR1Z3D 4LL OF TH3S3! BLUH. BUT 1 MUST CONC3D3 TH4T TH3Y 4R3 OUTR4G3OUSLY T4ST3FUL S4MPL3S. TH3 COV3R 1S R3D. H3H3H3! ... OH, 4ND TH3 MUS1C 1S COOL TOO!


WOW, 1T’S B33N SUCH 4 LONG T1M3 S1NC3 1’V3 PL4Y3D W1TH MY SC4L3M4T3S! 1 H4V3N’T PROS3CUT3D TH3S3 D1RTY CROOKS 1N D4YS! TROLL J3GUS, WH4T BL4SPH3MY TO TH3 S4CR3D SHR1N3 OF L3G1SL4C3R4T1ON WH1CH 1S MY TR33, H4V3 1 COMM1TT3D? 1 D3S3RV3 4 TR14L OF MY OWN PR4CT1C4LLY. NO... NO, YOUR MOST HONOR4BL3 TYR4NNY, 1 4M NO V1CT1M, BUT 4 W1TN3SS. (gavel thump) 1 W4S M4N1PUL4T3D BY ONLY TH3 MOST CUNN1NG OF M1NDS. SM3LL H3R3, TH3 4CCUS3D, S3N4TOR MUST4RDMUZZL3. H34RD OF H1M? H3 1S ONLY TH3 SON OF TH3 NOTOR1OUS S3N4TOR L3MONSNOUT, ONLY A F3W SH4D3S D1FF3R3NT 1N COLOR, THOUGH OF GU1LT H3 R33KS 3QU4LLY. L3T M3 T3LL YOU TH3 STORY TO SOM3 F1TT1NG MUS1C.


(switch music to - Another One Bites the Dust)


Order in the court!


The villain walked warily down the street
With his snout angled down low
There was no scent but the scent of complete
Deceit and lemon control


Are you ready? Are you ready for this--is the jury on the edge of their seats?
Off of the stairway, the victim tripped
Happen combo times three yeah


Legislaceration
Another prosecution
And another one heads and another one tails
Another coin flip to death H3 H3 H3
H3Y, the law will get you too
Another one for justice!


How do you think I’m gonna LARP along without you when you’re gone?
You have the most perfect siren-like eyes but you kicked me out in alarm
Are you happy? No. Are you satisfied? How long can you stand the heat?
How long can you stand the fires of my pesters: C4PTOR, L4RP W1TH M3


I need a partner in crime
To stop crimes all the time
And another one heads and another one tails
Another coin flip to the death H3 H3 H3
H3Y, the LARP will get you too
You cannot resist justice!


There are plenty of ways to face a crook and bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him, you can treat him bad
Get in handcuffs when he’s down
So I’m ready, yes I’m ready for you, I’m standing on my own two feet (and cane)
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat


Another hit for justice
Another hit for justice
And another one gone and another one gone
Another hit for justice!
H3Y, I’ll arrest you, too!
You cannot escape justice!


Another hit for justice
Another hit for justice H3 H3 H3
Another hit for justice!
Another hit for justice!


(switch music to - Bohemian Rhapsody)


Your Honor, he just killed a grub
Put a gun against her head, pulled his trigger now she’s dead
Your Honor, life had just begun
And now the grub sauce stinks of brown... you know
Your Honor, ooh ooh ooh ooh
I know my words move you to tears
If I am detained from this trial tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, I’ve got more important matters to pursue


(switch music to - bluhbluh find sollux a queen song)


Tz, ii have been con2iideriing your propo2al and due to my horriifiic boredom and no other rea2on, ii’m con2entiing to the riidiculou2ne22 of your legii2laceratiion roleplay2. ii’ll be your partner.


Y3S.

UNWR1TT3N From Natasha Bedingfield's "Unwritten"

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1 4M UNWR1TT3N. TH3 S33R OF M1ND WONT B3 CONF1N3D.
W3R3 JUST B3G1NN1NG. TH3 CH4LKS 1N OUR H4ND *SLURRRP* 3ND1NG UNPL4NN3D.

ST4R1NG 4T TH3 BL4NK W4LL B3FOR3 M3
M3T4PHOR1C4LLY B3C4US3 1M BL1ND
L3T TH3 SOUR 4PPL3 SUN OUTL1N3 TH3 TRUTH YOU C4NT F1ND

R34CH1NG OUT FOR TH3 ULT1M4T3 PR1Z3
SO CLOS3 1 C4N T4ST3 BL4CK L1COR1C3
UNH4ND YOUR 1NH1B1T1ONS
F33L TH3 BLOOD N34TH YOUR SK1N
NO OTH3R V31NS PUMP 1T FOR YOU
ONLY YOU C4N T4ST3 1TS HU3
ONLY YOU, PR3S3NT YOU
C4N F33L TH3 SM1L3 ON YOUR L1PS
T4ST3 TH3 SW33T FL4VOR OF JUST1C3
L1V3 YOUR L1F3 UP TO 1TS FULL3ST
TOD4Y 1S WH3N TH3 G4M3 B3G1NS
BOR1NG T1M3 1S PR3WR1TT3N

OH, OH, OH

TO K33P TRAD1T1ON, 1 M1X 1T UP, DR1NK 1N MY CUP
W3V3 B33N COND1T1ON3D TO B41L OURS3LV3S OUT, BUT MY T1M3 1S R1GHT NOW

ST4R1NG 4T TH3 BL4NK W4LL B3FOR3 M3
BLUH BLUH BLUH TH3 T34L CH1CK 1S BL1ND
L3T TH3 C4NDY R3D CH4LK UND3RL1N3 TH3 TRUTH L3FT B3H1ND

R34CH1NG OUT FOR TH3 ULT1M4T3 PR1Z3
TH3R3 W1LL 4LW4YS B3 BL4CK L1COR1C3
UNH4ND YOUR 1NH1B1T1ONS
F33L TH3 BLOOD N34TH YOUR SK1N
NO OTH3R V31NS PUMP 1T FOR YOU
ONLY 1 C4N LOV3 MY T34L
WH4T 1S R34L OUTS1D3 OF
MY M1ND 1S MY B3ST W34PON
4ND 1 US3 1T TO ORCH3STR4T3
TH3 D3M1S3 OF 4 W1CK3D F4T3
4 THOUS4ND T1M3L1N3S FOR JUST ON3

F33L TH3 P4RTY ST4RT1NG
NO ON3 3LS3 C4N D4NC3 TH3R3 FOR YOU
TH1S MOM3NT B3LONGS TO YOU
NO ON3 3LS3, NO ON3 3LS3
NOT 3V3N TH1S G4M3 S3SS1ON
G1V3S YOU 4LL TH3 S4T1SF4CT1ON
OF TH3 PR3S3NT T1M3 1N 4CT1ON
TOD4Y 1S WH3N TH3 G4M3 B3G1NS
BOR1NG T1M3 1S PR3WR1TT3N

(chorus)
Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions

F33L TH3 BLOOD N34TH YOUR SK1N
NO OTH3R V31NS PUMP 1T FOR YOU
ONLY YOU C4N 4CC3PT 1T
NO ON3 3LS3, NO ON3 3LS3
C4N SP34K TH3 WORDS ON YOUR L1PS
DR3NCH YOURS3LF 1N WORDS USPOK3N
L1V3 YOUR L1F3 W1TH 4RMS W1D3 OP3N
TOD4Y 1S WH3N YOUR BOOK B3G1NS

F33L TH3 BLOOD N34TH YOUR SK1N
NO OTH3R V31NS PUMP 1T FOR YOU
ONLY YOU C4N LOV3 YOURS3LF
NO ON3 3LS3, NO ON3 3LS3
C4N SP34K TH3 WORDS ON YOUR L1PS
DR3NCH YOURS3LF 1N WORDS USPOK3N
L1V3 YOUR L1F3 W1TH 4RMS W1D3 OP3N
TOD4Y 1S WH3N YOUR BOOK B3G1NS

TH3 MOM3NT 1S UNWR1TT3N
TH3 MOM3NT 1S UNWR1TT3N

SO W)(AT? 38D Typing quirks ow pain xD forgive me~ From P!NK's "So What"

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I’m not leaving him to auspisticize
That’s the oldest trick in the book
If you ever want to bait me
You’ll need a better hook (glub)
I’m reverting to last year’s trends
I’m done with Ampora strife
My identity is not “moirail”
I play the Witch of Life

Glubglubglubglubglubglub I play the Witch of Life
Glubglubglubglub glubglubglub I play the Witch of Life

So so what?
You’ve gut no quadrants
You’re such a Princess
And I don’t want you tonight

Uh, check my float, uh

G’lybgolyb spoke the Vast Glub
And killed ev’ry troll alive
I can’t just cry in the horn pile
Sollux must also survive

What if this song’s in a memo
Then Sollux is gonna get culled (again)
But I’ll get him out of trouble
Ampora will be told

Glubglubglub He is about to get told
Glubglubglub This drama is getting so old, glub!

So so what?
I won’t be Empress
I don’t need more stress
I’ve got to leave you

And guess what
I’m not your Princess
Eridan, you’re hopeless
I’m gonna tell you tonight

I’m alright
Glubbing fine
And you’re a tool

So, so what?
You’re so much drama
I’m not your mama
And I won’t save you tonight

You weren’t there
You never were
You gave me whales
But I don’t care
I’ve pacified you quite enough
You’ve made me cry
You shellfish grub

W)(OA did I really just say that? )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A 38D

Say so what?
I’ve got a trident
And I will use it
I do not need you

And guess what?
I’m having more fun
Now the Vast Glub’s done
I’m gonna show you tonight

I’m alright
Glubbing fine
And you’re a tool

So, so what?
I’m not your Princess
Because you’re hopeless!
I’m kissing Mage lips tonight!

It’s alright!
You’ll be fine!
You’ll pull through

I’m leaving, so what?
You are a hipster
Your trends and glamour
Can be your new friends for life

Glubglubglubglubglubglub /smooch sound

[Laasya Apria]

SO W)(AT? 38D Typing quirks ow pain xD forgive me~ From P!NK's "So What"

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I’m not leaving him to auspisticize
That’s the oldest trick in the book
If you ever want to bait me
You’ll need a better hook (glub)
I’m reverting to last year’s trends
I’m done with Ampora strife
My identity is not “moirail”
I play the Witch of Life

Glubglubglubglubglubglub I play the Witch of Life
Glubglubglubglub glubglubglub I play the Witch of Life

So so what?
You’ve gut no quadrants
You’re such a Princess
And I don’t want you tonight

Uh, check my float, uh

G’lybgolyb spoke the Vast Glub
And killed ev’ry troll alive
I can’t just cry in the horn pile
Sollux must also survive

What if this song’s in a memo
Then Sollux is gonna get culled (again)
But I’ll get him out of trouble
Ampora will be told

Glubglubglub He is about to get told
Glubglubglub This drama is getting so old, glub!

So so what?
I won’t be Empress
I don’t need more stress
I’ve got to leave you

And guess what
I’m not your Princess
Eridan, you’re hopeless
I’m gonna tell you tonight

I’m alright
Glubbing fine
And you’re a tool

So, so what?
You’re so much drama
I’m not your mama
And I won’t save you tonight

You weren’t there
You never were
You gave me whales
But I don’t care
I’ve pacified you quite enough
You’ve made me cry
You shellfish grub

W)(OA did I really just say that? )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A 38D

Say so what?
I’ve got a trident
And I will use it
I do not need you

And guess what?
I’m having more fun
Now the Vast Glub’s done
I’m gonna show you tonight

I’m alright
Glubbing fine
And you’re a tool

So, so what?
I’m not your Princess
Because you’re hopeless!
I’m kissing Mage lips tonight!

It’s alright!
You’ll be fine!
You’ll pull through

I’m leaving, so what?
You are a hipster
Your trends and glamour
Can be your new friends for life

Glubglubglubglubglubglub /smooch sound

as soon as I find a karaoke version of this and my good computer stops being broken, THIS IS MINE.

[Laika]

Uh, hello..

I wrote some lyrics for Vriska? XD

Stupid trolls!!!!!!!! (Original song is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDkEX...eature=related )

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Stupid trolls, stupid trolls,
Everywhere I turn...I can see them
Stupid trolls, stupid trolls,
Every day I see, hear, and 8reathe them...
I'm not crazy like the others, I hope not..
I want Nic Cage to nibble on my ear.
8ut I'll admit, he has not 8it
And how come I'm the 8itch of the year?

How I h8 their stupid horns, their stupid hair, and all their stupid pro8lems..
I would've snapped long ago if Tavros weren't here for me to 8eat him!

Some trolls have 8lood made for royalty,
Some have the lowest of the low,
Lucky me, lucky me...
Look at what I'm dealing with..
Stupid trolls!!!!!!!!

Stupid cheeks...stupid teeth..
Everything around me is...stupid.
If I followed Spinneret, surely I would 8e..
Sort of evil!

Some day I'll step on his 8one 8ulge!
Some day I'll shorten his spine!
Send my luck, send my luck,
Anything, it can do, to
Stupid trolls!!!!!!!! Ahahaha....

Some day I'll land in the god tier, ahahaha!
With all the ones, who were gr8, hehehehehe!
There I'll stay, tucked away,
Safe from all the ones who are..
Stupid trolls!!!!!!!!

This was my first time completing a lyric re-write, so I have no clue if it's good or not.

[krosp]

Uh, hello..

I wrote some lyrics for Vriska? XD

Stupid trolls!!!!!!!! (Original song is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDkEX...eature=related )

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Stupid trolls, stupid trolls,
Everywhere I turn...I can see them
Stupid trolls, stupid trolls,
Every day I see, hear, and 8reathe them...
I'm not crazy like the others, I hope not..
I want Nic Cage to nibble on my ear.
8ut I'll admit, he has not 8it
And how come I'm the 8itch of the year?

How I h8 their stupid horns, their stupid hair, and all their stupid pro8lems..
I would've snapped long ago if Tavros weren't here for me to 8eat him!

Some trolls have 8lood made for royalty,
Some have the lowest of the low,
Lucky me, lucky me...
Look at what I'm dealing with..
Stupid trolls!!!!!!!!

Stupid cheeks...stupid teeth..
Everything around me is...stupid.
If I followed Spinneret, surely I would 8e..
Sort of evil!

Some day I'll step on his 8one 8ulge!
Some day I'll shorten his spine!
Send my luck, send my luck,
Anything, it can do, to
Stupid trolls!!!!!!!! Ahahaha....

Some day I'll land in the god tier, ahahaha!
With all the ones, who were gr8, hehehehehe!
There I'll stay, tucked away,
Safe from all the ones who are..
Stupid trolls!!!!!!!!

This was my first time completing a lyric re-write, so I have no clue if it's good or not.

CarolBurnettCarolBurnettCarolBurnettBernadettePete rsCarolBurnett <333 Favorite song from this musical and favorite version of this song from this musical xD

I do like! A lovely entrance~~~

SO W)(AT? 38D Typing quirks ow pain xD forgive me~ From P!NK's "So What"

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I’m not leaving him to auspisticize
That’s the oldest trick in the book
If you ever want to bait me
You’ll need a better hook (glub)
I’m reverting to last year’s trends
I’m done with Ampora strife
My identity is not “moirail”
I play the Witch of Life

Glubglubglubglubglubglub I play the Witch of Life
Glubglubglubglub glubglubglub I play the Witch of Life

So so what?
You’ve gut no quadrants
You’re such a Princess
And I don’t want you tonight

Uh, check my float, uh

G’lybgolyb spoke the Vast Glub
And killed ev’ry troll alive
I can’t just cry in the horn pile
Sollux must also survive

What if this song’s in a memo
Then Sollux is gonna get culled (again)
But I’ll get him out of trouble
Ampora will be told

Glubglubglub He is about to get told
Glubglubglub This drama is getting so old, glub!

So so what?
I won’t be Empress
I don’t need more stress
I’ve got to leave you

And guess what
I’m not your Princess
Eridan, you’re hopeless
I’m gonna tell you tonight

I’m alright
Glubbing fine
And you’re a tool

So, so what?
You’re so much drama
I’m not your mama
And I won’t save you tonight

You weren’t there
You never were
You gave me whales
But I don’t care
I’ve pacified you quite enough
You’ve made me cry
You shellfish grub

W)(OA did I really just say that? )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A 38D

Say so what?
I’ve got a trident
And I will use it
I do not need you

And guess what?
I’m having more fun
Now the Vast Glub’s done
I’m gonna show you tonight

I’m alright
Glubbing fine
And you’re a tool

So, so what?
I’m not your Princess
Because you’re hopeless!
I’m kissing Mage lips tonight!

It’s alright!
You’ll be fine!
You’ll pull through

I’m leaving, so what?
You are a hipster
Your trends and glamour
Can be your new friends for life

Glubglubglubglubglubglub /smooch sound

as soon as I find a karaoke version of this and my good computer stops being broken, THIS IS MINE.

<333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 :'D !!!

[Ace Problem Inspector]

SO.

Commercials, anyone?

I would think up some if I wasn't working 20/7

[Dafla]

I'm in a singing mood. Are there any songs that are meant for a female to sing that haven't been filled that aren't like on the last five pages or so.
Also can I totally call dibs on Stupid Trolls? I will get round to it as soon as possible.

[Laika]

I'm in a singing mood. Are there any songs that are meant for a female to sing that haven't been filled that aren't like on the last five pages or so.
Also can I totally call dibs on Stupid Trolls? I will get round to it as soon as possible.

I would love to hear it! ;A;

I think I might Vriska lyrics for Panda Hero by Gumi [Vocaloid]. Would anyone be interested in that?

[Apathy]

guys
SO MANY PROJECTS

I have no idea whether I should be doing Wada Kouji's Butterfly or Miho Fukuhara's Let it Out or whatever but
Dropping in to say gods, this thread picked up speed moment I dropped out for a bit
okay bye

Re: Commercials
Snausages && Bec Noir
Old Spice && Doc Scratch
Kidz Bop && Stoner!Gamz
Billy Mays && Karkat and/or Eridan

[SilverKunama]

Hello, thread. It's nice to meet you.
You're awesome.

Have a WIP that might've been done before, I'unno. I'm too busy to read through 35 pages now. Maybe tonight ^_^; I italicized the bits I've rewritten so far. Bit stuck on it right now, so I'unno when I'll get it done.
Absolutely (Story of a Troll)

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This is the story of a girl
Who played a game and doomed the whole world
And while she'll never make the god tier
I absolutely love her
When she smells

Now how many days in a year
She woke up with hope
But she only found tears
And I can be so insincere
Making her promises never for real
As long as she stands here fighting
Fighting the world with a cane and a noose
Now how many days disappear
When you look in the mirror
So how do you choose

Your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say

[Chorus]

Now how many others would stay
Just to put up with her shit
day after day
Now how did we wind up this way
Hitting on kids on IM every day
As long as we sit here trolling
Wearing the clothes or the soles that we choose
Now how do we get there today
When we're walking too far for the price of our shoes

Your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say

[Chorus]

[Guitar solo]

Well your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say

[Chorus]

This is the story of a girl
Whose pretty eyes were lost to the world
And while she'll never make the god tier
I absolutely love her

This is the story of a - girl
Who played a game and doomed the whole world
And while she'll never make the god tier
I absolutely love her
When she smells
When she smells!

[rhythmicSmasher]

SO.

Commercials, anyone?

I would think up some if I wasn't working 20/7

Suggestions:
Chill!Gamzee advertising Faygo, Faygo cupcakes (with sopor slime), or bon bons
Wayward Vagabond or John && TaB
Dave && the 'Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido' album (or any album for that matter)
Karkat && Shamwow (I think the original idea was either in this thread or voice acting. It would be a good addition.)
Troll Will Smith or Karkat advertising The Fresh Prince of Thresh Air season 1 box set (Betamax, VHS, or DVD?)
John && Con Air DVD
Dave && Apple juice (You know where that's headed. Nobody ever said they had be to positive commercials.)
Dad && Betty Crocker cake mix
Turntop && Dave (Seriously, take any alchemized item. It could have an advertisement.)
Sollux && Game Grub
Cal && GameBro
Jade && Squiddles
Terezi Pyrope: Legislacerator Services


I can't think of any dialogue. Sorry.

[mintt]

hiiii! back with another song - and this time it's acoustic! yay! 8D

Lily Allen's "It's Not Fair" rewritten for Kanaya

[One]

This is wonderful and dragonChaser is wonderful.

[SquirrelPants]

This is wonderful and dragonChaser is wonderful.

I discovered that like a week ago. SO GOOD. I'm gonna record that song at some point, too, maybe, but I honestly don't think I can live up to that. It's just too amazing.

[mintt]

and going to quickly drop off another!

b0rr0wed time for Aradia!

[KidKourage]

Wow, there's been so much cool stuff posted since I was last here! Sweeet.
I come bearing a silly little thing I rewrote from the point of view of Alternate Timeline!Vriska and her intentions as she flies off to fight Jack. I stuck in some extra lyrics during the instrumental section, here, so's there wouldn't be as much of a lull between words and also on account of I had more I wanted the song to say! Bluh bluh, here we go.

"Little Sp8dertroll" (Complete--"Little Lion Man" by Mumford & Sons)

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Weep for yourself, loser
You’ll never fly on your own pair of wings
Weep, little Pupa Pan
You’ll never do those Cavalreaper things

uMM and uHH, don’t kiss, just bluh
And make all the excuses that you can
And waste all my best advice
I gave to make you into a great man

‘Cause this was all your fault, not mine
Because you wouldn’t grow a spine
And then you fucked things up each time
Didn’t you, my friend?
Didn’t you, my—

Tremble for yourself, sister
Our ancestors have done this all before
Tremble little Legislacerator
‘Cause you’re nothing but a bore

Your hate is wasted ‘cause your fate’s
To wind up with your noose ‘round your own neck
You could’ve learned from me—the best!
Instead you went with all that justice dreck

And it was all your fault, not mine
Your coin flip—such a clichéd line
You really fucked things up that time
Didn’t you, Redglare?

It’s not my fault that I’m the best
I’ve got more levels than all the rest (YEAH!!!!!!!!)
This game wasn’t even a test
With my lucky rolls
I’m so the best troll

[Over the Instrumental Bridge]
It makes my fingers itch
When you say I’m just some bitch
When I beat the Black King back
Well you still just turned your backs
Now we face a greater foe
And I’ll beat him too, you know
With my dice, my greatest throw
Prove that I’m the best hero

This game was all your fault, not mine
But now it’s me who’s gonna shine
And I won’t fuck things up this time
I’ll be your godsend

I’m gonna leave this life behind
And so I’ll put it all on the line
And John I’ll see you in no time
When this battle ends
I’ll be the best friend.

Aaaaaaaand I went and sang it myself, just because I got it stuck in my head while singing it along to make sure the lyrics were 0k, and my crappy microphone and voice mangled it (how does I not make static on H sounds, ffffffail, also my headcanon voice for Vriska is so nasal and hard to maintain), but, here y'all go just 'cause.



Anyone else could do better, I say, ANYONE. ;_; Aw well.

[ceruleanTresses]

Man, Mintt, how do you keep being this awesome?

Speaking of Mumford & Sons (awesome Little Lion Man rewrite by the way, I love ancestor shenanigans), would people be interested in a rewrite of "The Cave" with Karkat singing? I'm sort of half-working on one.

(Mostly my plan here is to force myself to commit to actually finishing this one by declaring my intention to do so. This way I can't just let it sit in my word processor forever.)

[parodiedOriginal]

Heh, sorry for bothering this thread again but I have another parody that I had written before. It's kinda stupid but oh well, I suppose!
(To the tune of "I Just Can't Wait to be King")

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1’LL B3 4 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR, SO CR1M1N4LS B3W4R3

ALTHOUGH YOU MUST SAY TO YOURSELF

ONE WITHOUT SIGHT IS RARE


1’LL BR1NG 3V3RYON3 TO JUST1C3

L1K3 NO ON3 H4S B3FOR3

1’M BRUSH1NG UP ON MY COURT F4C3

1’M WORK1NG ON MY “OBJ3CT1ON!”

THUS FAR A RATHER UNINSPIRING THING


1’LL B3 TH3 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR K1NG (BUT YOU’RE A GIRL!)


DON’T S4Y 1 C4N’T DO TH1S (NOW WHEN I SAID THAT—)

Don’t s8y I can’t kill him (WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU—)

1’LL BR1NG YOU TO JUST1C3 (WHY IS THAT BITCH—)

Catch me if you can (NOW HOLD ON!)


FR33 TO H4NG TH3 CROOKS 4LL D4Y (RIGHT, ONLY IN YOUR—)

FR33 TO BR1NG JUST1C3 MY W4Y


I BELIEVE YOU’RE HIGH OFF CHALK

FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART

She don’t need a rant from

Nu88y-horned trolls for a start


IF MY LIFE IS GONNA BE FILLED WITH PLAY COURT

COUNT ME OUT!

OUT OF SERVICE, OUT OF ALTERNIA

I WOULDN’T HANG ABOUT.

TEREZI IS TOO WORKED UP ABOUT THIS THING


1’LL B3 TH3 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR K1NG (STILL A GIRL!)


D3AD 3MPR3SS OV3R H3R3

8lue 8lood spilled there

LOOK 4ROUND 4ND YOU’LL S33—

TH3S3 crimes 4R3 everywhere [both]

HoNk HoNk ) (FUU--!)


All:

Let every troll come alive to sing

The killer’s not just the one with the wings (Think straight!)

Mass prosecution will be Pyrope’s fling


1’LL B3 TH3 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR K1NG (WHATEVER)

She’ll be the Legislacerator King (WHY ARE YOU REPEAT--)

OH 1 JUST C4N’T W41T…

SO 1’LL S1NG (WE ALL JUST SANG, DUMBASS)

Oh and I have a project I'm working on that mostly has to with this thread so... (I apologize for wasting more space lol)

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So I'm going to do a whole Beauty and the Beast thing. It takes place after Vriska crippled Tavros so then the enchantress turned her into some sort of beast and the other two involved plus some of her friends into enchanted items. I'm going to also rewrite all the songs from the movie along with writing out the story. So maybe if people were willing to sing different characters or something..? *Hopeful face*

And, if you're wondering, here's the cast equivalent to the movie:

Vriska: Beast
Tavros: Belle
Karkat: Cogsworth
Terezi: Lumiere
Kanaya: Mrs. Potts
Nepeta: Chip
Aradia: Some sort of enchanted item (Not sure ;
Equius: Monsieur D'Arque
Gamzee: Maurice (Tinkerbull is still Tavros' guardian but Gamzee will play the Maurice character)
Eridan: Gaston
Feferi: Le Fou
Sollux: Villager (Will be singing with Fef for "Gaston" in the bar)
John: Enchanted item (Also not sure)
Jade: The dresser
Dave: Babette
Rose: Enchantress

Yeah so feedback or ideas for this project would be awesome! Thanks~

[mintt]

awww thanks so much cT!

and skdfjskdf I love Mumford and Sons ahhhh
gonna have to give that cover a listen as soon as I finish recording!

I've been wondering recently if I should give less pop-y covers a go since honestly the only reason I started doing acoustic covers for HS is because my voice + synths = the worst mess you have ever heard

[PriffyViole]

I demand a rewrite of the Decemberween Thnikkaman song.