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[werdna314]

The Blood Drop Tattooor Red 6 Tattoo is a symbolic tattoo that is placed on the cuff of a Troll's clothing. It has no fixed meaning, but almost all meanings have some connection to prison. In the Alternian world, it can mean the wearer has killed someone, and the number of "drops" may indicate the number of killings. It can also indicate the number of years served in prison or the loss of a matesprit, moirail, kismessis, or even luscus.

In the case of him (as we know up to this point), he has never lost anyone of that importance and is just being a giant poseur. But whatever, lets get on with the story...

[King of Clubs]

Karkat's horn enlargement surgery was a huge success.

[Murllyshevo]

Orange Horrorterror: Attempt to eat Dirk.



It isn't working! Maybe that's because it's a screen, not the real deal.

[missingEnigma]

>Grand Highblood: Troll Dirk using UU's computer.

Your attempt was a rousing success!

[Doorhandle]

>Grand Highblood: Troll Dirk using UU's computer.

Your attempt was a rousing success!

...You can tell I haven't followed all of homestuck becuase my first reaction on seeing this is "OH GOD TWELVE MORE TROLLS WHAT NO HUSSIE NO BAD HUSSIE NO OH GOD HUSSIE WHY WHHHHHHHY

...I just joined for problem sleuth *weeps*

[xqz]

Thii2 rock II2 MY FII2T!

[OrangeAipom]

>Grand Highblood: Get a haircut.

Your attempt was a rousing success!

[OrangeAipom]

Gamzee wins Homestuck... somehow.

[trilbyulatingDungeoneer]

Gamzee is a pony?


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whale

[gimmethegepgun]

[I've been eyebrowing at you all this time.
But my eyebrows are white.]

[Kíeros]

rock ii wiin

[plainWonder]

Hey, look, it's a different context without images, w00t!!

plainWonder
proudly presents


HANDLEFLUSHED
~ A Love Story ~


Using material from "Homestuck" by Andrew Hussie

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2422
TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like
TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever
TG: im gonna fly off the handle
TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit
TT: Then let's hope there will be a squishy derriere somewhere below the handle to break your fall.


2487
"Dave: Take the skateboard."


And just what is this guy so happy about? What's he looking at up there?

You think if you see one more soft, bulbous bottom being like

kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever

you're gonna fly off the handle.


2511
TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like
TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever
TG: im gonna fly off the handle
TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit
TT: Then let's hope there will be a squishy derriere somewhere below the handle to break your fall.


2562
"[S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point of the building."
ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE


3736
"Dave: Combine smuppet and Felt poster."


You make a JUTTING OUT AND IMPUDENT FELT PLUSH.

You do an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and into his heart. And he, into yours.


3915
"Gamzee: Ride one wheel device."


You decide to give this diabolical contraption another shot. Maybe one of these days you will get one more suited to your proportions. For now this is all you have to work with.

You just have to figure out how to stay on the thing without flying off the handle.


3916
"======>"


You do some sort of acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and into a big pile of horns.


3975
"======>"


It appears this cool and moody dude had a change of heart. He feels pretty bad about flying off the handle like that, as if shit wanted nothing to do with the handle. Shit would like to reconcile with the handle, and perhaps seek marital counseling.


4046
"Sollux: Get back to Aradia."


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twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling apocalypseArisen [AA]

TA: aradiia ii would liike two apologiize, ii flew off the handle there.
TA: iit wa2 liike the handle wa2 a bald guy goiing really fa2t, and ii wa2 hii2 twoupee.
TA: 2o iim 2orry, iit wa2 my fault.


5258
CG: YEAH, I GET IT WISE GUY, YOU'RE A FUCKING CLOWN, WHO CARES.
CG: QUIT THE BULLSHIT PARTYCLOWN ANTICS AND GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE.
CG: THE SHIT HAS HIT THE WHIRLING DEVICE, AND YOU COULD BE IN SERIOUS DANGER OUT THERE.


5315
GG: flying off the handle is part is of his charm in a funny way, once you know that about him


5368
AG: I really dou8t he would have handled it as a leader if the shit ever hit the whirling device.


5599
"Dave: Break."
pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap


5602
"==>"
S P R O I N G


5603
"==>"


|PESTERLOG|
GC: D4V3 G3T UP
TG: no fuck that
TG: im a lie my ass right down here for a while looking slightly less cool than i make myself out to be ordinarily
GC: YOU MUST ST4ND T4LL, ONLY 4 TRU3 H3RO COULD PULL OFF SUCH 4N 4CROB4T1C FUCK1NG P1ROU3TT3 OFF OF TH4T H4NDL3 >:]
TG: that is basically what i just did isnt it
GC: Y3S
TG: thats what im doing here im making a point of makin every little thing take place what was once mentioned in passing no matter how seemingly trivial or pointless
TG: thats how all the best adventures get strung together


5644
"[S] Seer: Ascend."
4CROB4T1C FUCK1NG P1ROU3TT3


6463
TT: Jane, I'm going to leave you with the responder for a little while.
TT: Maybe he can help you get started. Think you can handle that, dude?
TT: I'm all about being able to handle that, you don't even know.
TT: I will perform an acrobatic pirouette on to the handle, wherein the handle literally represents my ability to handle that thing.
TT: Ok, got it. You and the handle are tight.
TT: We don't need a whole thing about this.
TT: Once I stick the landing on the handle like a champ, I am going to get down on one knee, pull out a ring, and propose to it.
TT: The handle I mean.
TT: Ok.
TT: Implying we will be married.
GG: :B
TT: Ok, long story short, you and the handle fuck gratuitously. Nuff said.


GAME OVER

Doesn't everyone like a happy ending?


[EDIT] Specularnaodm?! Coincidences like these are UNreAl, they don't even hapPEN (most of the time).

[Phantom Gamer]

what is this
i don't even

[plainWonder]

It's my 700th post - apparently -, that's what.

[werdna314]

The lack of posts knocked this thread into page 6!


You find your going about your business in the "If homestuck had been made up by sumbuddy else." thread. You have no idea who this GRAND MAL person is. Are you getting reported?? What did you want to comment on??? It is all a little overwhelming.

And to make things worse,

this topic has too many
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CONTEXTS AND LYRICS

[Xindaris]

Your computer is very happy to see you.

[Ripcord]

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Yes! I have him on the ropes! All he can do is dodge me!!!!!!!!

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god. dignitary is dead, the brute is dead, the droll is dead. this has been one giant mess.

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it's just like that jock strap incident only now i dont have the droll around to dig the holes.

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"HYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

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"Huh?"

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"This may be a little off topic but how good are you at digging holes?"

[Nasrudith]

AG: I h8te dream8u88les! 8eing stuck in the 70s is so 8oring!

[plainWonder]

TA: no, aradiia, don't look at the liight!
AA: i cant help it its so beautiful



AA: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahooohooohoooeeeeeeyyy



[One down.]

[simon.clarkstone]

AG: I h8te dream8u88les! 8eing stuck in the 70s is so 8oring!

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005496

GA: It Seems To Me The Nature Of The Afterlife Is Probably Very Old Fashioned
GA: Maybe Even The Most Old Fashioned A Thing Can Get

[Mr_Smitt]

Hi! My name is Mindfuck!

[simon.clarkstone]

Oh lol yes! So true, so true. Nominated for Best Of Thread for accurately capturing the response of the fandom by using pun.

[Toast]

Jack used a level 7 spell of fabulous clothing on Vriska. She has never been the same since then.

[Tirgo]

sadly, vriska has changed a lot over a year of having access to the earth's internet and having the ability to watch lots of anime

[plainWonder]

Turns out, from a little archive binge I went out on wherein I also stumbled upon callbacks and stuff, that the soap opera that is HANDLEFLUSHED was missing two quotes, concerning the shit and the hook's ugly divorce.

plainWonder
proudly presents


HANDLEFLUSHED
~ A Love Story ~


Using material from "Homestuck" by Andrew Hussie

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2352
"Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox."


You fail to resist the urge.

You start thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal on your quest for "MAD SNACKS YO" and get this way rude hunger under control. Shit is basically flying off the hook. It's like shit wants nothing to do with that hook. The hook is dead to that shit.


2422
TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like
TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever
TG: im gonna fly off the handle
TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit
TT: Then let's hope there will be a squishy derriere somewhere below the handle to break your fall.


2487
"Dave: Take the skateboard."


And just what is this guy so happy about? What's he looking at up there?

You think if you see one more soft, bulbous bottom being like

kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever

you're gonna fly off the handle.


2511
TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like
TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever
TG: im gonna fly off the handle
TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit
TT: Then let's hope there will be a squishy derriere somewhere below the handle to break your fall.


2562
"[S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point of the building."
ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE


3677
"AR?: Resist urge to ride bro's rocket board."


You fail to resist the urge.

You start thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal on your quest for "MAD JUSTICE YO" and get this way rude municipality under control. Shit is basically flying off the hook. It's like shit wants nothing to do with that hook. The hook filed for divorce from that shit and is now seeking custody of the hook and the shit's two kids.


3736
"Dave: Combine smuppet and Felt poster."


You make a JUTTING OUT AND IMPUDENT FELT PLUSH.

You do an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and into his heart. And he, into yours.


3915
"Gamzee: Ride one wheel device."


You decide to give this diabolical contraption another shot. Maybe one of these days you will get one more suited to your proportions. For now this is all you have to work with.

You just have to figure out how to stay on the thing without flying off the handle.


3916
"======>"


You do some sort of acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and into a big pile of horns.


3975
"======>"


It appears this cool and moody dude had a change of heart. He feels pretty bad about flying off the handle like that, as if shit wanted nothing to do with the handle. Shit would like to reconcile with the handle, and perhaps seek marital counseling.


4046
"Sollux: Get back to Aradia."


|PESTERLOG|
twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling apocalypseArisen [AA]

TA: aradiia ii would liike two apologiize, ii flew off the handle there.
TA: iit wa2 liike the handle wa2 a bald guy goiing really fa2t, and ii wa2 hii2 twoupee.
TA: 2o iim 2orry, iit wa2 my fault.


5258
CG: YEAH, I GET IT WISE GUY, YOU'RE A FUCKING CLOWN, WHO CARES.
CG: QUIT THE BULLSHIT PARTYCLOWN ANTICS AND GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE.
CG: THE SHIT HAS HIT THE WHIRLING DEVICE, AND YOU COULD BE IN SERIOUS DANGER OUT THERE.


5315
GG: flying off the handle is part is of his charm in a funny way, once you know that about him


5368
AG: I really dou8t he would have handled it as a leader if the shit ever hit the whirling device.


5599
"Dave: Break."
pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap


5602
"==>"
S P R O I N G


5603
"==>"


|PESTERLOG|
GC: D4V3 G3T UP
TG: no fuck that
TG: im a lie my ass right down here for a while looking slightly less cool than i make myself out to be ordinarily
GC: YOU MUST ST4ND T4LL, ONLY 4 TRU3 H3RO COULD PULL OFF SUCH 4N 4CROB4T1C FUCK1NG P1ROU3TT3 OFF OF TH4T H4NDL3 >:]
TG: that is basically what i just did isnt it
GC: Y3S
TG: thats what im doing here im making a point of makin every little thing take place what was once mentioned in passing no matter how seemingly trivial or pointless
TG: thats how all the best adventures get strung together


5644
"[S] Seer: Ascend."
4CROB4T1C FUCK1NG P1ROU3TT3


6463
TT: Jane, I'm going to leave you with the responder for a little while.
TT: Maybe he can help you get started. Think you can handle that, dude?
TT: I'm all about being able to handle that, you don't even know.
TT: I will perform an acrobatic pirouette on to the handle, wherein the handle literally represents my ability to handle that thing.
TT: Ok, got it. You and the handle are tight.
TT: We don't need a whole thing about this.
TT: Once I stick the landing on the handle like a champ, I am going to get down on one knee, pull out a ring, and propose to it.
TT: The handle I mean.
TT: Ok.
TT: Implying we will be married.
GG: :B
TT: Ok, long story short, you and the handle fuck gratuitously. Nuff said.


GAME OVER