Cut Harold open some more, and allow the void to do whatever it is that void does.
Enter enter gogogogo
> Wei: Enter void. See if you can find the Omniblade, and if you can, use it to create a giant chisplosion big enough to pour out of the wound and consume Harold.
Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!
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Grab both ends of the rip and turn Harold inside-out.
There's no way this could go wrong.
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>Turn Harold into a Bag of Holding
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Harold slams his wound closed, and his skin re-seals over the gash.
"What was done to you?"
"¡ʇı ǝʞıl ı ʇnq˙˙˙ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı"
I pity anyone that gets into a drinking contest with Harold.
> Wei: This calls for disintegration. Begin preparations.
>Call a temporary truce so you two can try out all sorts of shenanigans with "The Void". First Shenanigan: See how many pies you can fit in him
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Seems like his ability to warp space is far greater than previously thought.
But ignore that! His eyes are clearly his weak point. STAB THEM.
Cut his arms off and reopen that gash.
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You brandish the wind dagger. "You may have your anti-chi swords and your space-warping powers, but I have something you will never have."
"¿ʇɐɥʇ sʇɐɥʍ puɐ"
"Real skill."
Then proceed to rip him a new one.
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Sunglasses.
"A heartbeat."
And then you stab Harold.
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"Here's what I have that you don't. *stab him in the eye* Depth preception, *stap him the the liver* a healthy liver.*kill him* AND A PULSE!"
-The Spy
"I've had breakfast."
> Wei: "The ability to pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time." Demonstrate.
> Harold: Head explode because of incomprehension.
>"True skill."
>"I AM WEI KEMP NORRIS."
Alternatively...
>"Honor."
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PersonS-like Persona, but not | An Aranor Adventure-high fantasy and adventure | Odd One Out-3 best friends, a kidnapped girl, an evil king, and elves | Beasts-a tale of survival | The Longest Flashback-fantasy noir, or something like that | GUIH-raising a dragon is harder than it sounds. | MageBound-Fantasy+"Stuck" | Creation-wherein the readers are the mind of a universe's omnipotent god | The College of Magic-pretty much what it says on the tin
> "True skill". Launch into a lengthy tirade about how your training, practice and skill makes you better than Harold, whose outside augmentations from other sources prevent him from meeting you on an equal natural level, thus preventing him from being a worthy opponent.
tl;dr Harold sucks.
Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!
AVGN Quote of the Moment-I-Have-Time-To-Update-It: "When we heard that a Ghostbusters game for Nintendo was coming out, we were so excited, we shit our pants! Literally, shit came out our asses and we rocketed through the roof! "