TROLLSLUM 6: This is the dumbest shit ever

[DarkParable]

If anyone dies because of this, I am so sorry.

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what did you do?
What did you do?!
WHAT DID YOU DO!?!

-aneurysm-

[Burim]

NEWCOMER APPEARS

>Be the nerd troll holding a boomerang

Your name is Martyr Galena. You're 6 solar sweeps old. People tend to confuse your blood with URINE, because your blood is yellow.
You have a great love for collecting VARIOUS IMPORTED FIGURES that are in your hive, such as robot action figures.

Some interests of yours are EATING VERY RARE FOOD FROM OTHER PLACES, polishing ALL OF YOUR ACTION FIGURES, and doing a portrait of YOUR LUSUS, which you find very amusing because MOST OF YOUR DRAWINGS ARE ALL ABOUT YOUR LUSUS. Your hive is really full of your LUSUS DRAWINGS and ACTION FIGURES, But you really don't care about how messy is your hive.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is BOOMERANGKIND, you don't really STRIFE a lot but you really have fun with this boomerang, unless there are some INVADERS AROUND YOUR HIVE.

Your FETCH MODUS is set to DOWNLOAD. Items you captchalogue will instantly download to get them stored, most downloads take either 1 or 2 minutes.

Your lusus is some kind THREE HEADED FROG that loves to bite your OLD AND FORGOTTEN ACTION FIGURES.

You are the HERMIT OF SHAPE and your land is the LAND OF CITIES AND BINARIES, consorting BUNNIES.

Your trolltag is opulentWizard and A:\>You really type with some cool computer codes_

[Crazy Turtle]

[IMG]death[/IMG]
your name is Azrael Letum
your troll-tag is DeathsMonocle
You tend not to speak loudly ever but rather in an italicized murmur
you don't have many interests but to make yourself seem more interesting you wear silly hats
your lusus got stolen from you by a terrible purple blood
you fight with a scythe

[darling]

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NEWCOMER APPEARS

>Be the nerd troll holding a boomerang

Your name is Martyr Galena. You're 6 solar sweeps old. People tend to confuse your blood with URINE, because your blood is yellow.
You have a great love for collecting VARIOUS IMPORTED FIGURES that are in your hive, such as robot action figures.

Some interests of yours are EATING VERY RARE FOOD FROM OTHER PLACES, polishing ALL OF YOUR ACTION FIGURES, and doing a portrait of YOUR LUSUS, which you find very amusing because MOST OF YOUR DRAWINGS ARE ALL ABOUT YOUR LUSUS. Your hive is really full of your LUSUS DRAWINGS and ACTION FIGURES, But you really don't care about how messy is your hive.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is BOOMERANGKIND, you don't really STRIFE a lot but you really have fun with this boomerang, unless there are some INVADERS AROUND YOUR HIVE.

Your FETCH MODUS is set to DOWNLOAD. Items you captchalogue will instantly download to get them stored, most downloads take either 1 or 2 minutes.

Your lusus is some kind THREE HEADED FROG that loves to bite your OLD AND FORGOTTEN ACTION FIGURES.

You are the HERMIT OF SHAPE and your land is the LAND OF CITIES AND BINARIES, consorting BUNNIES.

Your trolltag is opulentWizard and A:\>You really type with some cool computer codes_

OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodIknowyou.

[Crazy Turtle]

[IMG]death[/IMG]
your name is Azrael Letum
your troll-tag is DeathsMonocle
You tend not to speak loudly ever but rather in an italicized murmur
you don't have many interests but to make yourself seem more interesting you wear silly hats
your lusus got stolen from you by a terrible purple blood
you fight with a scythe

Does anyone know how to upload images?

[Spaghetti]

Euphra would never wear a dress.
It's so uncouth for such a manly man to wear a dress.
Even if he'd be the prettiest little girl
OH GOD WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME

[darling]

[IMG]death[/IMG]
your name is Azrael Letum
your troll-tag is DeathsMonocle
You tend not to speak loudly ever but rather in an italicized murmur
you don't have many interests but to make yourself seem more interesting you wear silly hats
your lusus got stolen from you by a terrible purple blood
you fight with a scythe

Does anyone know how to upload images?

http://imgur.com

[Limecake]

-snorts at all the dresses- Niiiiiice~

DARLING THAT DRESS IS SO FITTING FOR CHANT BOKBOKBOKAAAAWK!!!!!

Also, boomerangs yaaay! I totally fail at throwing them but I have at least 3 at home just lying around xD

Hmm now what to do now that I'm back in my room?

[darling]

-snorts at all the dresses- Niiiiiice~

DARLING THAT DRESS IS SO FITTING FOR CHANT BOKBOKBOKAAAAWK!!!!!

Also, boomerangs yaaay! I totally fail at throwing them but I have at least 3 at home just lying around xD

Hmm now what to do now that I'm back in my room?

>Limecake: Retrieve arms from boomerang.

[Crazy Turtle]

your name is Azrael Letum
your troll-tag is DeathsMonocle
You tend not to speak loudly ever but rather in an italicized murmur
you don't have many interests but to make yourself seem more interesting you wear silly hats
your lusus got stolen from you by a terrible purple blood
you fight with a scythe

[Burim]

Yes darling, it's me.

BURIM.

[darling]

Yes darling, it's me.

BURIM.

M-MY OLD FOE! HAVE AT THEE.

[Burim]

Yes darling, it's me.

BURIM.

M-MY OLD FOE! HAVE AT THEE.

OKAY.

[SumiumOxide]

Lime, Tantra may not be a guy but I still want to see her wearing a dress.

It's just soo out of character for her.

[NinjaPope]

You are now Gnor Krens. You Trollian handle is stitchedTantrum. You lost your left eye in an accident and were born with no hair and are unable to grow any. You stitched up your eye socket with some of you FAVORITE THREAD after losing it in a fight with a friend. YOU tEnd tO bE OvErdrAMAtIc. You are rather blunt about things and get easily frustrated, though are something of a pansy when not angry. You also get focused on what you are doing, despite everything never going according to plan. You get rather attached to people, but you hate for hats something fierce.

You also dabble in TAILORING, mainly to repair you LONG COAT. Other trolls think that you are color blind because of your "Horrible taste in fabric," though you don't see anything wrong with it. You are 6.92 sweeps old and have green blood, though you don't really care about the hierarchy there.

Things that weren't covered:
Lusus: Snail-beast
Weapon: Coat, seriously.
Modus: Coat Pockets. He doesn't actually captcha stuff, just picks it up and stows it.
Quirk: Capitalizes vowels and replaces '.'s with '...'. Has good grammar otherwise. LIkE sO...

[Dead Zed]

You are now Gnor Krens. You Trollian handle is paragonEducator. You lost your left horn and eye in an accident and were born with no hair and are unable to grow any. You patched up your eye with some of you FAVORITE CLOTH, which other trolls seem to be averted from, saying that you might as well be color blind, even though it looks great to you. YOU tEnd tO gEt OvErdrAMAtIc At tImEs, and enjOY It. You are rather rude at times and get easily frustrated. You also get focused on what you are doing, despite everything never going according to plan. You can take a beating, but get rather attached to people. You like to tell people stuff and consider yourself a good teacher.

You play the BASS and are on of the few trolls that are interested in MUSIC. You also dabble in STITCHING, mainly to repair you LONG COAT. Other trolls think that you are color blind because of your "Horrible taste in color." You are 6.92 sweeps old and have green blood, though you don't really care about the hierarchy there.

Things that weren't covered:
Lusus: Legfish
Symbol: Bass clef symbol for those who don't recognize it
Weapon: Coat, seriously.

LOrd English?

[NinjaPope]

You are now Gnor Krens. You Trollian handle is paragonEducator. You lost your left horn and eye in an accident and were born with no hair and are unable to grow any. You patched up your eye with some of you FAVORITE CLOTH, which other trolls seem to be averted from, saying that you might as well be color blind, even though it looks great to you. YOU tEnd tO gEt OvErdrAMAtIc At tImEs, and enjOY It. You are rather rude at times and get easily frustrated. You also get focused on what you are doing, despite everything never going according to plan. You can take a beating, but get rather attached to people. You like to tell people stuff and consider yourself a good teacher.

You play the BASS and are on of the few trolls that are interested in MUSIC. You also dabble in STITCHING, mainly to repair you LONG COAT. Other trolls think that you are color blind because of your "Horrible taste in color." You are 6.92 sweeps old and have green blood, though you don't really care about the hierarchy there.

Things that weren't covered:
Lusus: Legfish
Symbol: Bass clef symbol for those who don't recognize it
Weapon: Coat, seriously.

LOrd English?

Nope, it isn't a Cairo Coat. Just a long coat.

[BewareOfNerd]

Trolls in dresses? That's always fun, I-
FUCK IT, NIEGDE.

Niegde feels pretty, oh so pretty...

[Evy]

I tried a hero mode.

> Eithne: Check out Land.


EG : Zak.
EG : Tell me if you can see this somehow.
EG : Any of this.
EG : Because I CANNOT SEE SHIT.
EG : WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING CLOUDS. WHYKSJFk;
EG : AND I KEEP WALKING UP AND DOWN THESE FUCKING HILLS
EG : WHAT'S THE FUCKING DEALkHJFfl
EG : SHITS ARE ABOUT TO BE FLIPPED

... that is assuming her moirail is her server player ahhh undecided things

[Limecake]

>Limecake: Retrieve arms from boomerang.

Limecake attempts to retrieve arms but is stopped by the boomerang who has learned to flip the bird on her.

She is deterred.

Lime, Tantra may not be a guy but I still want to see her wearing a dress.

It's just soo out of character for her.

It is rather out of character xD I'll draw her in a dress after I eat dinner.

Quick Google search a dress Tantra should wear and PM me it xD

[scintillatingMoniker]

Hey I think I've found my new "most creepy expression that Alunas can have"!

[Burim]

Alterniabound time!

[BewareOfNerd]

D'awwww.

[Rio]

Awwwwwww.

[Temperencia]

AWWWWW x3 COMBO