TROLLSLUM 6: This is the dumbest shit ever

[Captainman]

NO
NO LOVE
THE LOVE IS LIES
LIES AND SLANDER
AND IF I COULD DRAW I'D TOTALLY DO A HORROR RIRFIB BUT I CANT SO I WONT

[darling]

Sweet jegus fuck, look at all of these chickens. I still need to draw Eithne in and there are some other things lacking.. but here's what I've been up to.

[august]

Hey, guys, I made something.

Pecora, courtesy of darling.

[darling]

Hey, guys, I made something.

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Pecora, courtesy of darling.

MMMFFFFFF. 33
So much spoilage, I can't take it. ;-; Thank you so much ugghhh gorgeous33
*savesavesave*

[Marshmellow]

Ooh ooh can I enter the terrifying contest? c:S

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And then I remembered that I don't know how to do terrifying at all. :c

[catastrophicGenesis]

...I don't know, Bazz in a dress? Terrifies me XD

[lovelyAssistant]

Entering the terrifying contest before bed with perhaps the weakest entries yet!

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This came out of a conversation with a friend, and will only make sense if you are Canadian - the idea of Stephen Harper as a universal constant terrifies me.

SWEET JEGUS WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU, NEREIA

...and now sleep.

[Limecake]

NO
NO LOVE
THE LOVE IS LIES
LIES AND SLANDER
AND IF I COULD DRAW I'D TOTALLY DO A HORROR RIRFIB BUT I CANT SO I WONT

I BEG TO DIFFER


LOVE IS A WONDERFUL PILE OF FLUFF AND I LIKE MY FLUFF VERY MUCH. EVEN THE TERROR KIND.

MOAR CHICKENS xD I am amused so much at all the



fowl play.

[Captainman]

Behold, my horrible art skills and bad posing and such.

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Huhuhuh
Yuur bluud
Us such u
Luvuly shudu uf gruy
Luwbluud scum

Someone with skill should totally redo that

[catastrophicGenesis]

#hun #gry /:D

((Practise with bloodstains, really))

[Rai-CH]

Behold, my horrible art skills and bad posing and such.

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Huhuhuh
Yuur bluud
Us such u
Luvuly shudu uf gruy
Luwbluud scum

Someone with skill should totally redo that

...I think Rirfib has been chatting to Charon a little too much XD;;

[Thunder Reign]

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S GET THIS SHIT ON THE ROAD

IT'S TIME FOR THUNDER REIGN'S HORRORSHOW 2011

ARE YOU READY
BRACE YOURSELVES

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Alright, first up! Scylla! Six foot seven cannibal, she who has devoured hundreds! Show 'em how terrifying you are!!!

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Oh god, the humani-
wait. Is that a ribbon? Where did your kni... oh. Shit. I forgot you were sane and living on a mountain with your beloved moirail now. Uh. Crap.

Er. C-Calama! Your turn! C'mon, creep everyone out with those horrible tentacles of yours!

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What?! Goddamnit, don't tell me you hopped on the grub bandwagon too! How am I supposed to scare people like this? Uh. It's alright. I still have other options.

NAPHAL! You're the worst creeper ever created! GET OUT HERE!

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What.


WHAT.


THAT'S IT. I GIVE UP. SCREW EVERYTHING.

[BoomingKitty]

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S GET THIS SHIT ON THE ROAD

IT'S TIME FOR THUNDER REIGN'S HORRORSHOW 2011

ARE YOU READY
BRACE YOURSELVES

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Alright, first up! Scylla! Six foot seven cannibal, she who has devoured hundreds! Show 'em how terrifying you are!!!

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Oh god, the humani-
wait. Is that a ribbon? Where did your kni... oh. Shit. I forgot you were sane and living on a mountain with your beloved moirail now. Uh. Crap.

Er. C-Calama! Your turn! C'mon, creep everyone out with those horrible tentacles of yours!

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What?! Goddamnit, don't tell me you hopped on the grub bandwagon too! How am I supposed to scare people like this? Uh. It's alright. I still have other options.

NAPHAL! You're the worst creeper ever created! GET OUT HERE!

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What.


WHAT.


THAT'S IT. I GIVE UP. SCREW EVERYTHING.

ITS SO EVIL..

[Namboto]

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S GET THIS SHIT ON THE ROAD

IT'S TIME FOR THUNDER REIGN'S HORRORSHOW 2011

ARE YOU READY
BRACE YOURSELVES

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Alright, first up! Scylla! Six foot seven cannibal, she who has devoured hundreds! Show 'em how terrifying you are!!!

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Oh god, the humani-
wait. Is that a ribbon? Where did your kni... oh. Shit. I forgot you were sane and living on a mountain with your beloved moirail now. Uh. Crap.

Er. C-Calama! Your turn! C'mon, creep everyone out with those horrible tentacles of yours!

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What?! Goddamnit, don't tell me you hopped on the grub bandwagon too! How am I supposed to scare people like this? Uh. It's alright. I still have other options.

NAPHAL! You're the worst creeper ever created! GET OUT HERE!

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What.


WHAT.


THAT'S IT. I GIVE UP. SCREW EVERYTHING.

Everybody together now: D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWW

though it is sorta sad seeing how happy they used to be...

[scintillatingMoniker]

Well I figure I might as well enter something to this contest of terror.

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[Evy]

This came out of a conversation with a friend, and will only make sense if you are Canadian - the idea of Stephen Harper as a universal constant terrifies me.

... yep, that is pretty terrifying.

[Tataudu]

What's this? Creepyfest? All I have are bad sprites and shitty sketches. But I've been told Merten's creepy so it's a good time for a Mertendump.

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[privateTenderloin]

So much happens while I'm asleep.
The closest thing I have to creepy is Aevyan without chicky and I already posted that... Though I should make his eye twitch... hmmm...
Also Darling you are the greatest EVAR!
I woke up and my brain adorasploded!
This is obviously the best way to wake up.

[CaritheDuck]

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S GET THIS SHIT ON THE ROAD

IT'S TIME FOR THUNDER REIGN'S HORRORSHOW 2011

ARE YOU READY
BRACE YOURSELVES

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Alright, first up! Scylla! Six foot seven cannibal, she who has devoured hundreds! Show 'em how terrifying you are!!!

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Oh god, the humani-
wait. Is that a ribbon? Where did your kni... oh. Shit. I forgot you were sane and living on a mountain with your beloved moirail now. Uh. Crap.

Er. C-Calama! Your turn! C'mon, creep everyone out with those horrible tentacles of yours!

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What?! Goddamnit, don't tell me you hopped on the grub bandwagon too! How am I supposed to scare people like this? Uh. It's alright. I still have other options.

NAPHAL! You're the worst creeper ever created! GET OUT HERE!

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What.


WHAT.


THAT'S IT. I GIVE UP. SCREW EVERYTHING.

I have died again.
Ugh I need to quit doing that.

[Crumblehop]

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S GET THIS SHIT ON THE ROAD

IT'S TIME FOR THUNDER REIGN'S HORRORSHOW 2011

ARE YOU READY
BRACE YOURSELVES

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Alright, first up! Scylla! Six foot seven cannibal, she who has devoured hundreds! Show 'em how terrifying you are!!!

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hide spoiler

Oh god, the humani-
wait. Is that a ribbon? Where did your kni... oh. Shit. I forgot you were sane and living on a mountain with your beloved moirail now. Uh. Crap.

Er. C-Calama! Your turn! C'mon, creep everyone out with those horrible tentacles of yours!

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What?! Goddamnit, don't tell me you hopped on the grub bandwagon too! How am I supposed to scare people like this? Uh. It's alright. I still have other options.

NAPHAL! You're the worst creeper ever created! GET OUT HERE!

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What.


WHAT.


THAT'S IT. I GIVE UP. SCREW EVERYTHING.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! THE HOROR! I love the detail you put in with the blood on the trolls. All of the blood. SO MUCH.

[Limecake]

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S GET THIS SHIT ON THE ROAD

IT'S TIME FOR THUNDER REIGN'S HORRORSHOW 2011

ARE YOU READY
BRACE YOURSELVES

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Alright, first up! Scylla! Six foot seven cannibal, she who has devoured hundreds! Show 'em how terrifying you are!!!

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Oh god, the humani-
wait. Is that a ribbon? Where did your kni... oh. Shit. I forgot you were sane and living on a mountain with your beloved moirail now. Uh. Crap.

Er. C-Calama! Your turn! C'mon, creep everyone out with those horrible tentacles of yours!

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What?! Goddamnit, don't tell me you hopped on the grub bandwagon too! How am I supposed to scare people like this? Uh. It's alright. I still have other options.

NAPHAL! You're the worst creeper ever created! GET OUT HERE!

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What.


WHAT.


THAT'S IT. I GIVE UP. SCREW EVERYTHING.

IT'S SO CUTE THAT IT'S TERRIFYING -asplodes-

[rapidBlitz]

Oh look another troll, this one is for Namboto's session. Don't stop me now!

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Wait no please stop me.

>Be the other troll

You succeed somehow.



Your name is GWYNNA BRADOK, and your wriggling day is not for a while. You have no idea why you were compelled to mention that.

You have many INTERESTS, one of which is your undying love of COMIC BOOKS. Your all time favorite is the X-TROLL series. You have a bit of a GAMBLING PROBLEM, but it has been mostly good to you. You spend a little too much time on your GRUBTOP, watching the prices of older comic books, as well as playing INTERNET POKER. When you're not spending all of your money on the internet, you like to study TROLL HISTORY, especially the many wars that has happened.

You can be very brash and forward. Most highbloods tend to rub you the wrong way, so you kind of explode on them when you get pushed to far.

You live in a fairly normal plain, in your hut-like hive. Your lusus, an oversized cricket whom you named TRIMNEE, just sort of does her own thing.

You posses the SLOT MACHINE MODUS, and your strife specibi are 1/2SCISSORKIND and CARDKIND.

Your trolltag is uncannyGambit and you 7hink you speak pre77y normally X

When you enter the medium, you will become the BARD OF HEART in THE LAND OF WATERFALLS AND GRAVITY.

[Crumblehop]

Oh look another troll, this one is for Namboto's session. Don't stop me now!

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Wait no please stop me.

>Be the other troll

You succeed somehow.



Your name is GWYNNA BRADOK, and your wriggling day is not for a while. You have no idea why you were compelled to mention that.

You have many INTERESTS, one of which is your undying love of COMIC BOOKS. Your all time favorite is the X-TROLL series. You have a bit of a GAMBLING PROBLEM, but it has been mostly good to you. You spend a little too much time on your GRUBTOP, watching the prices of older comic books, as well as playing INTERNET POKER. When you're not spending all of your money on the internet, you like to study TROLL HISTORY, especially the many wars that has happened.

You can be very brash and forward. Most highbloods tend to rub you the wrong way, so you kind of explode on them when you get pushed to far.

You live in a fairly normal plain, in your hut-like hive. Your lusus, an oversized cricket whom you named TRIMNEE, just sort of does her own thing.

You posses the SLOT MACHINE MODUS, and your strife specibi are 1/2SCISSORKIND and CARDKIND.

Your trolltag is uncannyGambit and you 7hink you speak pre77y normally X

When you enter the medium, you will become the BARD OF HEART in THE LAND OF WATERFALLS AND GRAVITY.

Would you mind explaining what the slot machine modus is to me? I'm just curious :3

[lovelyAssistant]

Oh look another troll, this one is for Namboto's session. Don't stop me now!

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Wait no please stop me.

>Be the other troll

You succeed somehow.



Your name is GWYNNA BRADOK, and your wriggling day is not for a while. You have no idea why you were compelled to mention that.

You have many INTERESTS, one of which is your undying love of COMIC BOOKS. Your all time favorite is the X-TROLL series. You have a bit of a GAMBLING PROBLEM, but it has been mostly good to you. You spend a little too much time on your GRUBTOP, watching the prices of older comic books, as well as playing INTERNET POKER. When you're not spending all of your money on the internet, you like to study TROLL HISTORY, especially the many wars that has happened.

You can be very brash and forward. Most highbloods tend to rub you the wrong way, so you kind of explode on them when you get pushed to far.

You live in a fairly normal plain, in your hut-like hive. Your lusus, an oversized cricket whom you named TRIMNEE, just sort of does her own thing.

You posses the SLOT MACHINE MODUS, and your strife specibi are 1/2SCISSORKIND and CARDKIND.

Your trolltag is uncannyGambit and you 7hink you speak pre77y normally X

When you enter the medium, you will become the BARD OF HEART in THE LAND OF WATERFALLS AND GRAVITY.

Fantroll based on Gambit? WIN, MY FRIEND.
(also I now have Don't Stop Me Now by Queen stuck in my head XD)

[rapidBlitz]

Would you mind explaining what the slot machine modus is to me? I'm just curious :3

Not at all.
It's fairly simple I think, when you captchalogue the item it appears three times, one on each wheel. Pull the lever and if you get three in a row the item comes out. Also, if you get 777 you can get multiple items of your choosing.

Fantroll based on Gambit? WIN, MY FRIEND.
(also I now have Don't Stop Me Now by Queen stuck in my head XD)

Haha, yeah her favorite X-Troll is Troll Gambit. At least now you can kind of picture how she sounds.