LJ LOOKING FOR PLAIN JANE

[L-Smoove]

Plain Jane, if you're out there, it's LJ. And I was so ecstatic about you, I had to try to find you again.

<3

[JudgeDeadd]

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I had to change my username due to being chased by nefarious enemies. But I still remember you, still love you, LJ.

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[Mirdini]

Smoove move L, you'll definitely find whoever you're looking for this way.

[Miraculous]

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I had to change my username due to being chased by nefarious enemies. But I still remember you, still love you, LJ.

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Don't listen to him LJ, this loser is lying! I'm the real Plain Jane! He's just trying to lure you into a trap, but I know you'll see the truth! You can't comprehend just how much meeting you again means to me!!!

PM me now about how many babies you wish to have with me plz!!! <3<3<3

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You know, at first I thought this was a spambot, but then I noticed they're actually online. Are they just joining randomly fora in an attempt to find this person??? In a way, it's kind of sweet. Absurd and hopeless, but sweet.

[JudgeDeadd]

LJ! This forum is a nightmare. The admins are beating me, the other users are heckling at me, they mock my love about which I sing forlornly each night.

Let us elope together!

[Miraculous]

No, don't listen to him!!! He's just a sad lonely troll who's desperate to steal your generous soul! >:[ I won't let him hurt you!

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Man, this trashy romance drama stuff is surprisingly fun!

[Wheeeeeeatthins]

Remember, there's a booth you'll see when you're exiting town. The one that says "sloppy seconds: 50¢." I work the night shift there.

Just keep that in mind.

[JudgeDeadd]

Listen not to Miraculous. She is a shrew and a harpy. She is jealous that it is me who you love, o LJ. Already she has plotted against me on innumerable occasions; she has envenomed my food, she has replaced my perfume furtively with bat guano. A succubus, an embodiment of seductiveness. Avoid her

[Miraculous]

Lies and cruel slander!!! Don't listen to that harpy of purple prose! She's just so desperate to find love that she'll gladly snatch it from my hands, like taking candy from a baby! A really cute, totally innocent baby that loves you LJ! She's been plotting this for years, constantly undermining me at every turn; taking my dream job from me, turning my family and friends against me, driving my good name through the dirt in the public eye. But all these years, I've protected you from her, LJ! Please, don't listen to her now!!! This is our one chance to be together again!

[rj lake]

i'm the plainest and the janiest

there is no jane plainer than me

[JudgeDeadd]

Lies and cruel slander!!! Don't listen to that harpy of purple prose! She's just so desperate to find love that she'll gladly snatch it from my hands, like taking candy from a baby! A really cute, totally innocent baby that loves you LJ! She's been plotting this for years, constantly undermining me at every turn; taking my dream job from me, turning my family and friends against me, driving my good name through the dirt in the public eye. But all these years, I've protected you from her, LJ! Please, don't listen to her now!!! This is our one chance to be together again!

*chloroforms*

Why, that was annoying, LJ dear, wasn't it? No more talking, time to escape!

[Unlicensed Busdriver]

Hello to Mister LJ, although my name on forum of MicroSoft Paint Adventures is not Plane Jane any longer, I am in facet Plane Jane you are looking for. I hides my identitiy because former associates of mine are looking for me to collect my gambling debt. I am contacting you because for I wish to be with you, but I will need you to send me bank informaiton or wire transfer of $500 dollars to pay off my debts so we can be together.

3<#
Plane Jane

[Phantos]

Haha, what a smooth motherfucker.

[Esrever]

L-smoove i thought i told you to stay away from my daughter! My little girl, Plain Jane, doesn't need to be associating with the likes of you!

[Epamynondas]

I feel bad for the guy.

LJ don't believe any of these guys I'm pretty none of they are Plain Jane.

Esrever might be telling the truth though.

[Esrever]

Esrever might be telling the truth though.

i am literally honest abe

[Almost Human]

I'm not plain enough to be your jane, but I can change baby!
For you I WILL CHANGE!

Es: Most of us could tell, what with the hat and the constant '4 Score' speeches.

[Esrever]

i'm glad that you guys are cool w/ me being president lincoln

i'll be back in a bit, guys, there's this play in town that i really want to see

[Phantos]

Wait, Mister President! ... ah shit, back to work.

[Jay]

Whoever this PLAIN JANE is, she really is one LUCKY GAL. Anyway, this is most definitely not the place to be looking for long lost love...

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Floozy Suzy, if you're still out there; Please come back to me ;_;
&lt;3

[L-Smoove]

doesn't hurt to try!

[Esrever]

i'm at the theater now, guys

imma go ahead and lock this now, i'm supposed to be meeting up with this dude named john