Karkat - BLOOD TRAITOR
Jade Harley: Nuclear Miss-ile
Karkat Vantas: Caribbean Jerk (note: this only applies when he's in a tropical bar)
John Egbert: Chicago Incarnate (this would probably be a pretty high God Tier level)(
Okay, just really quick because this is a stupid comment:
Someone made a reference to Buckaroo Bonsai in these titles.
I fucking love you, whoever did. LOVE.
SSH, Only Pail Filling Now
Forum Adventures: Bro's Gone Wilde: Or, "The Importance of Being Ironic"
This was a fun thread; let's do it again!
I let the thing slip because of business and because I wasn't sure what to do about a particular snag (exceeding the post size limit). I eventually let it die because a lot of the characters were dying. Climbing the echeladder is about discovering one's inner awesomeness. Act 5-2 was about characters at the top of their ladders taking a more mature, critical look at themselves and realizing how much they sucked and deserved to fail. The two seem intentionally discordant. Now, though, there are at least 4 more characters at the bottoms of their ladders.
Here is most of the old version, with hyperlinks to each contributor.
This thread is wonderful, and full of wonderful ladders. Ahem:
Dave: Justin Time, Wearer of the Paradox Pants
Karkat: RomCom Repairman
Equius: Firerer of Zero Arrows
...That's all I can think of at the moment...
Roxy: Meowcat Spelunker
John: Sesquipedalian Circumlocutor
Dirk: Crow Combover
Think of the coolest bird you can, my hair is that bird
My life as a teenage bro-bot
Heehee! Updated with many from page 5 that I forgot.