Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!
AVGN Quote of the Moment-I-Have-Time-To-Update-It: "When we heard that a Ghostbusters game for Nintendo was coming out, we were so excited, we shit our pants! Literally, shit came out our asses and we rocketed through the roof! "
Wield guitar as weapon.
Meta pedaaaaa!
Your pesterchum is absoluteTranquility and you tend to staple you're eyes +u+
Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!
AVGN Quote of the Moment-I-Have-Time-To-Update-It: "When we heard that a Ghostbusters game for Nintendo was coming out, we were so excited, we shit our pants! Literally, shit came out our asses and we rocketed through the roof! "
>Dave: Look behind you
There's nothing there.
> Dave: Dramatically enter restaurant.
YOUTH ROLL!
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That's how Strider rolls.
>Dave: Enter restaurant and find out if you can get another burrito for an old guitar.
Well, apparently, you can get ONE BURRITO for ONE OLD GUITAR and THREE DOLLARS. Or, you can get a KIDS MEAL for THREE DOLLARS only. So, what will it be?
Check to see if you have three dollars.
> Check to see how well this sweet bro can take a sword to the face.
> Dave: Check to see how well this sweet bro can take a sword to the face.
You would... if you had a damn sword. Looks like your bro snatched when he took you here. You DO have THREE DOLLARS though. How convenient.
>Notice how familiar this sombrero wearing salesman is.
Dave: Ponder why your nose is red.
Dave: Figure you must have a cold!
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The burrito ruse is obviously a distraction. Save the money, leave the restaurant.
Knock the man out with the guitar.
Alternatively, offer the man three dollars and a guitar for his sweet hat.
This is a place holder until I think of an awesome signature.
Buy a kids meal, ironicly.
Meta pedaaaaa!
Your pesterchum is absoluteTranquility and you tend to staple you're eyes +u+
>Dave: Notice how familiar this sombrero wearing salesman is.
Almost...almost...Nope. You are pretty sure you have never met this man in your life before.
>Dave: Buy a kids meal.
You finally succumb to the urges of HUNGER and buy a kids meal. IRONICALLY of course. The sombrero-wearing salesman sheds a single tear, obviously by how PROUD he is of you. Why he would do that, you don't know. You have a bit of time before the meal is ready, what now?
Sit in the most fucking chill way on a chair.
Most likely with a body part on the table and you taking up more then one seat.
Meta pedaaaaa!
Your pesterchum is absoluteTranquility and you tend to staple you're eyes +u+
>Get all the ladies.
All of them.
>Dave: Sit in the most fucking chill way on a chair.
You decide to make a FUCKING THRONE out of CHAIRS. Ironically, of course.
>RANDOM STRANGER: Bump the chair
>Dave: fall.
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>Take sombrero and moustache and wear them. Ironically.
Bro: Shed a tear over your brothers gravity ignoring.
Meta pedaaaaa!
Your pesterchum is absoluteTranquility and you tend to staple you're eyes +u+