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12-18-2010, 09:23 PM #51That dude who did the thing.
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Re: A Day in the Wonderful Life of John Egbert
This is a place holder until I think of an awesome signature.
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12-18-2010, 09:37 PM #52
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Re: A Day in the Wonderful Life of John Egbert
>John: WAKE UP YOU NINNY!
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12-18-2010, 09:43 PM #53Dealer of time.
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Re: A Day in the Wonderful Life of John Egbert
Cut yourself because of that dream.
Become emo.
Meta pedaaaaa!
Your pesterchum is absoluteTranquility and you tend to staple you're eyes +u+
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12-18-2010, 10:06 PM #54Coke Addict
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Re: A Day in the Wonderful Life of John Egbert
>Wake up in a dumpster
You are now DAVE STRIDER.
===>
Oh yeah, you are in a DUMPSTER.
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12-18-2010, 10:11 PM #55Dealer of time.
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Re: A Day in the Wonderful Life of John Egbert
Go back to sleep.
Meta pedaaaaa!
Your pesterchum is absoluteTranquility and you tend to staple you're eyes +u+
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12-18-2010, 10:45 PM #56Freeform JAZZ
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Re: A Day in the Wonderful Life of John Egbert
Breathe in that sweet, sweet dumpster smell!
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12-18-2010, 10:47 PM #57
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Re: A Day in the Wonderful Life of John Egbert
>That dumpster is now the "bed" you sleep in. In your room. To be ironic.
>What...what are you eating?
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12-18-2010, 10:54 PM #58
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Re: A Day in the Wonderful Life of John Egbert
>Check inventory of MOUTH-CAVITY.
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12-18-2010, 11:15 PM #59MUST GET 10000 POSTS
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Re: A Day in the Wonderful Life of John Egbert
Life: Cease to be wonderful. Instead, be awesome like Dave Strider is.
In my spare time I like to revive extinct animals, but then I kill them for exotic cuisine!
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12-18-2010, 11:29 PM #60
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Re: A Day in the Wonderful Life of John Egbert
> Dave: Reflect upon the events which led you to this dumpster.
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12-18-2010, 11:53 PM #61Smooth Slacker
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Re: A Day in the Wonderful Life of John Egbert
>John: Wake up in morgue.
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12-19-2010, 12:12 AM #62Coke Addict
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Re: A Day in the AWESOME Life of DAVE STRIDER
>Dave: Check inventory of MOUTH-CAVITY.
You are currently eating this BURRITO. There is nothing else to say about the matter.
> Dave: Reflect upon the events which led you to this dumpster.
To be honest, you have no idea how you got here. You were just making some SICK BEATS on your computer when you wake up here. Probably some kind of bullshit test from your bro. Whatever.
> Dave: Go back to sleep.
Just take a second to get comfortable and... yeah, you're not tired. So, what now?
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12-19-2010, 12:14 AM #63Dealer of time.
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Re: A Day in the AWESOME Life of DAVE STRIDER
Hide in the trash can, the bottom.
Meta pedaaaaa!
Your pesterchum is absoluteTranquility and you tend to staple you're eyes +u+
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12-19-2010, 12:15 AM #64
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Re: A Day in the AWESOME Life of DAVE STRIDER
>Dave: Go dumpster diving! See what discarded treasures you can uncover.
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12-19-2010, 12:19 AM #65
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Re: A Day in the AWESOME Life of DAVE STRIDER
Why are you-How did you g-
>Let's look around.
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12-19-2010, 03:04 AM #66Coke Addict
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Re: A Day in the AWESOME Life of DAVE STRIDER
>Dave: Hide in the trash can, the bottom.
But there's no reason to hide.
>Dave: Go dumpster diving! See what discarded treasures you can uncover.
You find an old GUITAR!
Hopy shit! That's...that's pretty cool.
>Dave: Look around.
You are currently in an alley way behind a cheap-looking Mexican restaurant. Surprisingly, you don't seem to be in a large city, but, rather, SUBURBIA.
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12-19-2010, 04:07 AM #67MUST GET 10000 POSTS
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Re: A Day in the AWESOME Life of DAVE STRIDER
LET'S GET SOME SICK BEATS ALL UP IN THIS SHIT MAN!
In my spare time I like to revive extinct animals, but then I kill them for exotic cuisine!
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12-19-2010, 05:27 AM #68
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Re: A Day in the AWESOME Life of DAVE STRIDER
>Dave: Smash guitar rock-star style
Even though it's only just started I like where this adventure is going.
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12-19-2010, 06:58 AM #69Yes, no, wait, what?
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Re: A Day in the AWESOME Life of DAVE STRIDER
>Dave: Enter resturant and find out how much you can eat for an old guitar.
MOVE ALONG, PEOPLE! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
Pesterchum: paperConsumer (deviceJuggler is my troll account)
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12-19-2010, 07:17 AM #70Word Violator
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Re: A Day in the AWESOME Life of DAVE STRIDER
>take the guitar, wield it as a weapon, turn and swing.
Alternatively
>look behind you
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12-19-2010, 08:09 AM #71The illist
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Re: A Day in the AWESOME Life of DAVE STRIDER
> Greet gasping fan behind you.
[21:38] <MalkyTop> I'm not good at writing bad. | [13:12] <Shellghost> I can't tell if I'm crying or if my eyes came.
She made it very clear, just by opening her mouth to speak, that she was not a mere damsel, that she was a woman. And that she was a person above all.
She was what you would draw if someone asked you to draw a lady, but her bony cold hands were an old man's. Fists that were used to clenching.
I went home immediately after talking to her, and fell asleep soon after, concluding that if we were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.
He puffed once, twice, from his cigar, and fluttered its ashes over the balcony railing. Still singeing, they danced around against the nightly cityscape.
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12-19-2010, 08:17 AM #72Can you see what I see?
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Re: A Day in the AWESOME Life of DAVE STRIDER
>Get another Burrito.
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12-19-2010, 08:32 AM #73
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Re: A Day in the AWESOME Life of DAVE STRIDER
> Dave: Dramatically enter restaurant.
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12-19-2010, 11:14 AM #74burntSquirrel
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Re: A Day in the AWESOME Life of DAVE STRIDER
> Do something unrealistically awesome, like...do a barrel roll...
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12-19-2010, 11:16 AM #75vote Annie for skeletonlasses
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Re: A Day in the AWESOME Life of DAVE STRIDER
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