>Alchione: Lift the leader's beast and throw it at the wagon. That asshole's gonna have to walk back.
>Kindly remind them that the Caveling dwelling is in Highguardian territory.
oi mibbs! I suggested wrecking shit first! go find your own synonymous phrase.
>Have a heart, let some of them liv- Never mind they are all dead.
>Turn your attention to the cavalry.
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>Crush! Maim! Kill!
> Inopportune perspective shift.
>You make friends wherever you go, don't you? Somehow, I doubt these are the only soldiers in the country.
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>LET OUT YOUR MOST TERRIFYING BATTLECRY!
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>Continue easily slaughtering an entire army single-handedly, whilst drunk.
>KEEP SWINGIN' THE FACE-SMASHY THING.
>If you let some live, suggest they take it up with Highguard.
Anyone else reminded of when Sauron fought at the beginning of the Lord of the Rings movie?
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> Murder all but one. Leave the last guy just alive enough to report back.
> Leave the Orturbian captain alive, but turn him over to the caveling colonists.
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"You. The one on the horse. You must be the leader of this rabble.
I think you probably already know that his isn't your jurisdiction. This is Highguard land."
"Do you think I am just some armored thug? No, I am Sargeant Alchione Valeria of the Watch! This village is under my protection!"
"To trespass here is tantamount to a declaration of war. Our nations may be currently at peace, but make no mistake."
"I will not hesitate to kill you."
"You talk too much."
Mriaan: <"You shot him!!">
Boro: <"Great. Now they'll KNOW we're on her side.
Nice hit, though.">
"Pull back! We're withdrawing!"
"Sir, we're not going to fight them?"
"Are you blind? We lost two-thirds of the squad in one blow, she's immune to bullets, they've got snipers at the top of a hill in a pass surrounded by cliffs! One village is not worth it! Withdraw!"
Mriaan: <"I can't believe it! They're LEAVING!">
Skonn: <"Heheheh. I knew she'd pull it off!">
Boro: <"Huh. Crisis averted, then.">
Skonn: <"And you wanted to sacrifice her, hah!">
Mriaan: <"Okay, I was wrong. She's something else, for sure!">
Skonn: "Lady, you're amazing!! Such power!"
Alchione: "Highguard expects everyone to do their duty, citizen."
Mriaan: <"Great, now we'll have HIGHGUARD trying to tax us.">
"Wow, what a mess. Such a waste..."
Skonn: "Matrician, this is an great day! We should celebrate!"
Mriaan: "What, throw a party?"
Skonn: "Why not?"
Alchione: "Don't do it on my behalf, but if you are happy for your future."
Mriaan: "Well, I suppose we could..."
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That was an awesome thread finale!
Highguardian territory? more like TERRORTORY
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