What are Your Favorite MSPA Quotes? (HONK)

[Moondelev]

Ok, time for something new called name the speaker! I'm going to put a very obscure quote up IN THIS POST. It won't necessarily be from Homestuck. If not from Homestuck you will have to name the adventure, as the only dialogue from MSPA is really in Homestuck. And even that usually isn't real dialogue. Oh, and for a challenge: typing quirks will be eliminated and no checking archives!. Anyway: "I'm beginning to think you really believe that! So delusional. You're just a pathetic, lonely gamer who buys into his own character profile BS." So NAME... THAT... SPEAKER!!!!

... Feferi?

[nvo]

Ok, time for something new called name the speaker! I'm going to put a very obscure quote up IN THIS POST. It won't necessarily be from Homestuck. If not from Homestuck you will have to name the adventure, as the only dialogue from MSPA is really in Homestuck. And even that usually isn't real dialogue. Oh, and for a challenge: typing quirks will be eliminated and no checking archives!. Anyway: "I'm beginning to think you really believe that! So delusional. You're just a pathetic, lonely gamer who buys into his own character profile BS." So NAME... THAT... SPEAKER!!!!

That would be Vriska to Doc Scratch. Such a fool, not taking Doc Scratch seriously.
Doc Scratch's response is coincidentally one of my favorite quotes:
The omniscient have no need for beliefs and no room for delusion.

[Tolma]

CORRECT!!!!! You win the prize of: MY APPROVAL!!!
...What? It's all I have to give right now! If i get the drawing tablet that i'm asking for when Christmas rolls around I might draw you something crappy with photoshop elements. Crappy because i don't really know how to use it.
BUT FIRST...
You must swear that you did not check the archives. BE HONEST.

[nvo]

No archive checking was done. I've been re-reading felt related sections lately, and remembered this as it was the provocation for Doc Scratch's statement "The omniscient have no need for beliefs and no room for delusion" which is a wonderfully ominous and fatalistic statement that has been stuck in my head.

[Tolma]

Ok! I take your word for it. How are you enjoying the prize?
H3H3H3H3H3
Anyway... Keep posting quotes people! My goal of this thread is to find all of the very best MSPA quotes and keep them in one easily accessible area.

[Dio The Vampire]

I have to say a lot of my favorite lines are from the Midnight Crew intermission and generally just with the midnight crew in general, I'm sure some of these have been said before, but here goes everything:

Jack: There, there, you blubbering goddamn pansy.

"Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty."

"It sounds suspiciously like Cans is about to plow through the wall Kool-Aid Man style. You pray to God that it is not Cans about to plow through the wall Kool-Aid Man style."

and I think my favorite line ever is:

YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL...

It just makes so much sense and I can use it in so many instances in my life.

[Pokolo]

"The omniscient have no need for beliefs and no room for delusion."
"Everything made sense until I started playing this goddamn game."- John Egbert on formspring

[Paris]

"It was fun getting to be your cat again rose even if it was just for a little while and also while being a princess ghost. "

[nvo]

Ok! I take your word for it. How are you enjoying the prize?
H3H3H3H3H3
Anyway... Keep posting quotes people! My goal of this thread is to find all of the very best MSPA quotes and keep them in one easily accessible area.

>NV: Bask in approval.

You bask in the warmth of Tolma's approval. It brings you great satisfaction.

[Rikter]

"> NOT IN THE TASTY FIRE"

Excellent quote with very highly relevant uses in real life. I could dig up more but i'll wait till I have a chance to re read everything first.

[inexpediency]

"Everything made sense until I started playing this goddamn game."- John Egbert on formspring

Well if we're posting formspring quotes...

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"word on the street says jade harley cant hit the broad side of an omnipresent teleporting imp" -turntechghead

"you can gie me my fucking HAT back you sowed onto some fucking COTTON BALLS. go daamn look at this mess yuo made all VOER this house" -sbahj to SantaJeff

"graf the guns and baracade your house than SHOT everyone who even comes. Near your babies....... you got to SHOW them who is the boss which is you its you" -sbahj

"hey man look i don't want to hear anything about you and bucking and jade in the same sentence, okay?" -anotherjohn to turntechghead

"mY DrEaM KiSmEsIs wOuLd mOtHeRfUcKiNg dEsCeNd fRoM ThE SkY AnD GeT Me tO AlL Up aNd lOsE My cHiLl jUsT LoNg eNoUgH To fIlL ThAt bItChInG PaIl

ThEn mY KiSmEsIs aNd i cOuLd jUsT KiCk tHe fUcK BaCk aNd sToP ThE HaTiNg yEaH" -tErMiNaLlYcApRiCiOuS

Oh I should probably post something canon too

"Yeah, there was pretty much no way there wasn't going to be a bunch of puppets in there."

[Decker]

?CG: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP, I HATE YOU BOTH, ETC. ETC. ETC.
?CG: NOW THAT THE PLEASANTRIES ARE OUT OF THE WAY, THERE IS IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO DISCUSS.
?CG: THIS MEMO IS NOT ABOUT WHICH GUY CAN MANAGE TO BE THE HEFTIEST SACK OF SHAME GLOBES TO ONE ANOTHER.
?CG: IT IS NOT ABOUT WHICH ONE OF US WILL MOST DECISIVELY ESCORT THE OTHERS "TO SCHOOL", WHERE THEY WILL RECEIVE A VAST HELPING OF "OH SNAP" RAMMED DOWN THEIR INSATIABLE IGNORANCE SHAFTS.
?CG: THIS IS AN IMPORTANT CONVERSATION WHICH I BELIEVE NEEDS TO TAKE PLACE HERE AND NOW, SO YOU WILL BOTH SHAPE YOUR SHIT UP AND PERHAPS BEGIN TO APPROXIMATE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T EXCRUCIATINGLY RETARDED.

[Aradiacated]

CTG: thx for the shipping grid bro imma drop everything and go have a baby with jade right now
CTG: no peeking k

This.

Also.

"KARKAT THINKS ABOUT THAT A BIT AND HIS JAW DROPS OPEN AND BREAKS A HUGE COLUMN OF BRICKS LIKE A FUCKING KUNG FU MASTER."

"I'll say one last thing. Though the magnitude of the ensuing destruction resulting directly from your actions will be neither possible or necessary for you to fathom, there nevertheless ought to be a silver lining. The only question is whether you will live long enough to see it. I'm not a gambling man. But if I was, I wouldn't bet on it. Goodbye."

"I WILL EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE."

[SweetMadness]

TG: basically robots are in control now
TG: which is good news and bad news
TG: the bad news is theyre all pornbots and theyve got LOADS of provocative material theyre just dying to share with us
GG: whats the good news?
TG: thats also the good news

I laughed my head off reading this latest update, specifically this part right here. Oh Dave, your dry wit in the face of an impossible scenario amuses me to no end.

[nsinned]

CG: WHAT IN THE SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK DO YOU WANT?

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

"Jegus" has permanently integrated itself into my vocabulary.

[Planswalker89]

ummmm...

"I WARNED you about stairs bro! I TOLD you dog!"

seriously why was this not here already.

Also

"caw caw motherfuckers"

and

"This is so much better. It seems there are lots of secret trickstery gimmicks concealed in OH SHIT THERE GO THE CARDS"

[Aradiacated]

CG: WHAT IN THE SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK DO YOU WANT?

Seconded.

[nvo]

CG: WHAT IN THE SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK DO YOU WANT?

Seconded.

Thirded.

Also, on the subject of the additions the term "fuck" by Trolls, allow me to present "Whipping Bugwinged Fuckall" courtesy of Kanaya

GA: Considering That Youre Obviously Not That Smart
GA: And Basically Understand Whipping Bugwinged Fuckall About Even The Most Elementary Temporal Mechanics
GA: I Am A Bit Perplexed As To Why I Find Myself So Vehemently Fondling The Short End Of The Antagonism Stick Here

[Tolma]

Finally we get back to some good dialogue today.

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TG: we all start out somewhere
TG: remember how i was scrambling up that tower to get that egg like an idiot
TG: what the hell was i doing
TG: i was like goddamn pooh bear in a tree reaching up his fat fuckin pooh paw for some mother fuckin honey
GG: heehee
TG: so even though im awesome now at one point i was plausibly likened to an autistic stuffed animal
TG: and you even knew what to do
TG: you told me how it worked all christopher robinning my ignorant ass about that egg
TG: but i was all like IM A LITTLE BLACK RAIN CLOUD BITCH WATCH ME CLIMB
TG: so maybe youre startin out with more sense than me

Color and proper editing coming soon on this one.
And thirded TAINTCHAFING FUCK noted and will be on best of wall soon

[nsinned]

"As you were saying. So many irons in the fire. Such a tangled web. It is a web full of flaming irons and mixed metaphors."

Every time I come across that line rereading Hivebent, it makes me giggle like a schoolgirl for like twenty minutes. Which is a ridiculous thing for me to do because I cannot think of a single way in which I could be less like a schoolgirl.

[nvo]

"Removing the lid signals the moment your life becomes a great whirling batshit pandemonium, somewhat resembling the chaos of an especially ethnic wedding. Somewhere, a soused uncle deliberately shatters china on the floor. Muddy livestock is decorated, and then lost track of. The question "Whose mule is this?" at times can be heard over the din. This is now your reality."

Seconded with great enthusiasm

[Avi]

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[nsinned]

EB: hey, i don't have a problem with your weird sort of alien hate-love thing!
EB: it is just that, uh...
CG: WHAT
EB: i am not a homosexual.
CG: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
EB: it is like, when a boy likes another boy.
EB: or i guess hates, in this case.
CG: HUMANS HAVE A WORD FOR THAT?
EB: yes.
CG: HOW IS THAT EVEN A THING?
EB: shrug. it just is.
CG: HUMAN ROMANCE SURE IS WEIRD.

[Tolma]

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"In a fit of enthusiasm you SHUT UP AND JAM the bunny back in the box, executing a textbook CHAOS DUNK."

<3
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