What are Your Favorite MSPA Quotes? (HONK)

[Conspicuous]

GG: oh god please dont tell me your computer was in the wallet you just gave that guy.....
GG: dammit john!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GG: one of these days you will learn the value of having plenty of backup computers
GG: in fact whenever you finally leave the battlefield i am going to give you the code for a nice pair of lunchmuffs
GG: and then i am going to force you to keep them on your head AT ALL TIMES!
GG: yeah, youre never going to read this are you :|

[galacticShenanigans]

"FROZEN FUCKING TUNDRA"

"where doing it man WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN"

"Addiction is a powerful thing"
I really just love a whole bunch of quotes. Homestuck can be so quotable

[Doodleniks]

The peanut gallery over there sure is getting a kick out of it. You are allergic to their scorn.

This entire pesterlog: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002422

TG: if kangaroo rat yiff twice plz

YOU ARE THE LAW WHOOPS

AG: Apologize, Pupa!
AG: Apologiiiiiiiize!!!!!!!!
AG: Say you're sorry for being a cripple! Wheeeeeeee!
AG: Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!

Everyone knows this because it is in the classic tale, PUPA PAN. Young Pupa flies through the window of a fairy girl's respiteblock, falls on the floor, and has trouble getting up like an enormous pansy.

I could go on.

[metaphysics]

From your veins will drip my miracles, your crushed bones will make my special stardust.
I always get chills

Wow, I won't even start to list them all. There are so many. So, so many.
(Hussie is a genius, I swear, oh my god)

[acerPandoren]

How could I forget this?

Your eyes.
Are an ocean.
Your breasts.
Are also an ocean.

[Blaperile]

If going for a powerful monologue, I'd like to mention the EOA5A1. Aradia's monologue was very powerful.

[Kawaiiwaifu]

"FUCKASS!" XDDD So funny! I lyke this one a lot, Karkat is so funny sometimes.

[Kyumorph]

My new favorite:
TG: oh shit grandpa egbert juniordad totally snapped

"FUCKASS!" XDDD So funny! I lyke this one a lot, Karkat is so funny sometimes.

I just searched the entirety of Homestuck, and Karkat only said that once. That's really Jade's catchphrase if anything, she said it twice.

[DudewitdaK]

Looking at the post history, Kawaiiwaifu is clearly just a joke on the stereotypical Homestuck fangirl who ignores canon for shipping and memes.
On topic,
"Who the hell needs a trusty knife when you are this resourceful? Screw knives!
You take it back, you can't stay mad at knives."
I just love normal Jack Noir/Spades Slick. It's kind of sad that Bec Noir doesn't really have much of that slickness anymore.

[acerPandoren]

On topic,
"Who the hell needs a trusty knife when you are this resourceful? Screw knives!
You take it back, you can't stay mad at knives."
I just love normal Jack Noir/Spades Slick. It's kind of sad that Bec Noir doesn't really have much of that slickness anymore.

It's funny you should say that... in research for my current fanfic, I've been screenshotting most of the pages involving speech from all the Jacks (pre-Bec) and later Slick... Just got through Jack's Jailbreak about ten minutes ago lol I guess one of the reasons Bec Noir doesn't have the same qualities is that I think we are meant to like Jack/Slick but Bec is not meant to be liked. Also, Bec is increasingly insane and erratic, which his character changing is showing.

On the same topic as yours: "God DAMN it, Droll!" lol

[le_narwhal]

EB: oh wow...
EB: jade, what if they get married or something???
EB: oh god, if rose became my sister too, that would wreak HAVOC on karkat's shipping diagram!
EB: as leader of this team i submit that we cannot afford to let this happen!!!!!!!!!!
EB: everyone man your battle stations!!!
GG: RED ALERT!!!!!!
EB: we have a ship to sink! arm torpedoes!!!!!!
GG: AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EB: KA-PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO. target destroyed. B)


Just found this.

[nsinned]

The alpha kids really are turning out to be insanely quotable:

DIRK: Tell the aquatic punk girl my idiot bro is sorry for beating the shit out of her.
DIRK: Ha ha, who am I kidding.
DIRK: She stone cold does not give a fuck.

[MetalMan1230]

"If I didn't have my trusty knife with me, I think I'd slit my wrists!"
I just love that quote ><

[Aplombination]

For the humor- "We never did watch Dark Knight on account of Ron trucking his bawling candy-ass girth to the hospital.
But it's cool, I still got another watch in me, Brotel Rwanda."

For drama - "S U C K E R S"

[Krubby]

"If I didn't have my trusty knife with me, I think I'd slit my wrists!"
I just love that quote ><

Actually, it's "If you didn't have your TRUSTY KNIVES, you think you'd slit your wrists."

I'll give some of my favorites now.

"You give the bum's rush to the feisty Jane-- put a bruise on that tomato, see?"

"The gross witch dishes sick civic service with her HAGPALM."

"YOU TAP IT! YOU TAP THAT ASS THIS INSTANT!!!"

"The tickling tendrils probe curiously for every nook and cranny they can find. It is beyond embarrassing."

"pawns dont DOO that chumpstick!"

"GNAR! GNAR GNAR! GNAR GNAR! THHHTHH!"

"THESE GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME!!!"

"They're all blind as a bat and full of piss and vinegar."

"OH FUCK IT'S A BUNCH OF FANCY SANTAS."

">Weild the lipstick in calm, casual manner.

You start flipping out with the CHAINSAW."

">Succumb to unfathomable bratwurst."

That's all for now, folks.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

I'm not sure that I've done this yet. I have some from the early acts.

Each GAMEBRO MAGAZINE is guaranteed to be printed on 40% recycled asbestos. For big ups to Mother Earth, yo.

There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won't be falling for THAT one again any time soon.

A severe peanut allergy is a terrible affliction to cope with.

The peanut gallery over there sure is getting a kick out of it. You are allergic to their scorn.

TT: There's a cake in the toilet.
EB: yes. there is.

[Maxattack798]

A couple gems:

Once Rose goes all Grimdark and Scratch just calmly states:

"I warned you about stares."

And seconding:


KARKAT: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY.
KARKAT: I GOT A LAB FULL OF HUMANS, A MOUTH FULL OF YELLING, AND A TORTURED PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE FULL OF TOTALLY HYSTERICAL EMOTIONS AND UNAIRED GRIEVANCES AT PRACTICALLY EVERYBODY.

[apostateCambion]

Karkat has some of the best, hands down. “HE’S THE DULY ELECTED MAYOR OF THE FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY, AND HE JUST CUT THE RIBBON TO A BRAND NEW MUSEUM FULL OF PRICELESS SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

[MetalMan1230]

Actually, it's "If you didn't have your TRUSTY KNIVES, you think you'd slit your wrists."

What ? Nope : http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=1&p=000088

Nevermind.
I really loved that too :

TC: I WaSn't tHe dUdE Of tImE
TC: I WaS ThE
TC: ThE MoThErFuCkIn
TC: BaRd oF
TC: FuCk
TC: I FoRgOt : o(

[nsinned]

What ? Nope : http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=1&p=000088

In Krubby's defense: that's not the only time that joke gets used.

In fact, Bard Quest seems to be the only MSPA that doesn't use a variation on that joke.

It's a good joke, though. :D

[plainWonder]

Hussie's author note accompanying the scene in the EOA2 where Mom opens up the staircase to the lab in the mausoleum using the not-so-secret password of 4-1-3*:

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ROCK-Z 2 THE RES-Q!!!!

I mayor maynot have used the right amount of exclamation marks there.

* Try picturing hearing about that scene outside of the context of the story, it's hilarious.

[brandonglee123]

TT: It seems there is a 3.14159...4% chance you aren't being coy with me. Are you being coy with me, Dirk?

^^^I laughed so hard, it's not even funny.

[Krubby]

Hussie: I never said that, it's completely fanon... I can't believe I just said "fanon".

[Cow_Laser]

those invisible bitches that callously conspire to expect greatness from you??? yes those exact bitches

[FFOBOC]

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