What are Your Favorite MSPA Quotes? (HONK)

[nsinned]

From the end of [S] Jane: Proceed. (which I will spoiler, since it's a playable flash, even though it's short):

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Will you let him be your guide?
[no] [fuck no]

Also:

Strider is always the man with the last word

TG: What the hot mess of fresh fuck am I looking at here?

I gotta agree with this one.

[EmergMedTrollician]

I have no idea why I found this in particular so funny I got a headache and lost my breath, much less the whole scene:

DAVE: no
DAVE: stop
DAVE: do not draw any additional squares
DAVE: do not draw any quadrilaterals or trapezoids or rectangles or fucking n-drangles and especially as fuck not any god damned rhombuses

[sxizzor]

I have no idea why I found this in particular so funny I got a headache and lost my breath, much less the whole scene:

DAVE: no
DAVE: stop
DAVE: do not draw any additional squares
DAVE: do not draw any quadrilaterals or trapezoids or rectangles or fucking n-drangles and especially as fuck not any god damned rhombuses

that entire scene was hilarious. i'd quote something but i can't decide on what.

[Sparrowsmith]

that entire scene was hilarious. i'd quote something but i can't decide on what.

I'll save you some trouble. It was this:
DAVE: thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks

[sxizzor]

I'll save you some trouble. It was this:
DAVE: thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks

that was one of my choices, yes. another was the lines about the masterpiece.

[Anti-Riku]

I'll save you some trouble. It was this:
DAVE: thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks

hahahahahahaha i love that quote,
my favorite is:



"The FLIGHTY BROADS AND THEIR SNARKY HORSESHITOMETER explodes.

It simply cannot take this much horseshit."

[101Leafy]

TG: this is serious
TG: i am just saying
TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like
TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever
TG: im gonna fly off the handle
TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit

[>:D]

HELL. FUCKING. YES.

[Conspicuous]

VRISKA: Ugh, stop 8eing so stupid. That's so stupid!
TAVROS: nO, yOU'RE STUPID,

[Reducks]

This is my new favorite. http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006726

TT: He and I are linked the hell up cyberwise. We are so tight. Tight like you wouldn't believe.
GG: Oh yeah?
TT: It's like he is the Incredible Hulk's pants, and I am his monstrous package yearning to bust loose.
GG: Blehhhh, why??
TT: Jane.
TT: It seems there is a way bigger than average probability that you do not want to discuss Bruce Banner's megalithic gamma schlong.
GG: That figure would be sitting pretty at one hundred percent.
TT: Holy shit!
TT: Some of my circuits exploded. That number was intense to robo-consider.

[Icetailgreg]

My favorite has to be
Dave: this book is now like
Dave: our fight fueled Ouija board of cock
Ah Dave, you never cease to humor me...

[le_narwhal]

CT: D --> It 100ks to be a legendary weapon*
TG: its a legendary piece of shit


Pfft.

[vriskabelle]

EB: well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.
EB: it was because shut up.
EB: shut up is why.
Always omg

[Anti-Riku]

This entire conversation
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006777

[maid0ftime]

CG: BETWEEN A TRIGGERHAPPY PRINCE WITH A GOD WEAPON BLASTING ANYTHING THAT TWITCHES AND A BUNCH OF DERANGED ANGELS PURPOSELY ENRAGED BY HIM, IT ISN'T EXACTLY WHAT I'D CALL AN IDEAL SOCIAL HUB

[Arista]

When I started reading Homestuck, this one had me cracking up:

TT: There's a cake in the toilet.
EB: yes. there is.

And this from Dave and Equius's rap battle ( http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004726 ):
TG: ok maybe youre actually the worst troll
TG: im thinking none of that was actually ironic that was all pretty straightup wasnt it

[Ranter]

When Equius raps, I cry a little.

Happy tears.

[renaissanceAngel]

CT: D --> Where the fuck are all my fresh towels
CT: D --> I mean
CT: D --> Fiddlesticks, please pardon my language
CT: D --> It won't happen again

fiddlesticks,,,

[Dakloze Duif]

DAVE: no
DAVE: stop
DAVE: do not draw any additional squares
DAVE: do not draw any quadrilaterals or trapezoids or rectangles or fucking n-drangles and especially as fuck not any god damned rhombuses

That scene was fantastic. I almost died from laughter.

[hircineDandelion]

FEFERI: NO. You )(ave lost ALL RIG)(T to use fis)( puns FOR-EV-ER. I revoke your fis)( punning license, as w)(ale as our fronds)(ip!

ERIDAN: dont take that tuna vvoice wwith me princess

FEFERI: W)(AT T)(E FUCK DID I JUST SAY???


From '[S] Kanaya: Return to the core.'

[Ranter]

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004780

0_0 This is a really important conversation for a lot of reasons.
So much forshadowing...

[soultrainwreck]

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=003158

[Candor]

KARKAT: I GOT A LAB FULL OF HUMANS, A MOUTH FULL OF YELLING, AND A TORTURED PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE FULL OF TOTALLY HYSTERICAL EMOTIONS AND UNAIRED GRIEVANCES AT PRACTICALLY EVERYBODY.
DAVE: karkat is broken guys

Nobody need ever describe Karkat again: this is perfect.

[Conspicuous]

?GG: i also cant wait for past you to past drop dead and go to hell, PAST TENSE!!!!!!!!
?GG: when are those things going to happen?? or will have already past/future happened?????
?GG: i want to put another reminder on my finger so i know when its time to throw a party!!!!

I don't think I really need to add something to this.

[acerPandoren]

My all time favourite is Deuce's Head of Empty line...

And I 'third' "The Prince is awake, your shit is wrecked"

Also I suddenly was reminded of:
DAVE: what is he the mayor of anyway
DAVE: it kinda looks like he just made that sash himself
KARKAT: HE'S THE DULY ELECTED MAYOR OF THE FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY, AND HE JUST CUT THE RIBBON TO A BRAND NEW MUSEUM FULL OF PRICELESS SHUT THE FUCK UP.

(non-canonically, one of my favourite fan quotes is from Ryuu's Prince of Heart: Rise up reaction vid "He's openly exposing himself on Derse..." I don't remember if there is a proper canon quote to that effect but Ryuu just makes me laugh- also from the same vid "Stop shooting the Tinkerbulls... you ass!" )