What are Your Favorite MSPA Quotes? (HONK)

[Stars]

TG: LE SIGN IS UNIVERSALLY UNDERSTOOT TO MEAN TOO BAD HES GAY YOU DELIBERABLY OBTUSE DUNDERFUCK

I love Roxy.

[problemProtagonist]

Currently re-reading Homestuck and I can say the jokes are at least as hilarious as during the first read. I can't help but love these:

Congratulations, you advance your matching skill to the new level: YUKON HERO: LEGACY OF THE FROSTBITE AMPUTEE.

and

JOHN: do you think that instead of telling me exactly why that is with a clear explanation, you can give me a series of really coy riddles about it and then sort of giggle?

[sigilPhychonaught]

The Butler Island joke just kills me.

EB: dave is serving ALL the ladies, isn't he?
GG: yep!
EB: he is like a dude on butler island.

And Also,

"Can't let your guard down for a second, or you'll get served like a dude on butler island."

[Crispiness]

You think it's cool that things don't always have to be a federal fucking issue.

This quote really did make me laugh way too much, but it's just so awesome.

[plainWonder]

^ You know, I'm trying to keep that statement in mind whenever I seem to drown in tasks or things haven't been going my way and suddenly something is. /truestory.

Hey look, I threw a bunch of hilarious quotes ingrained in the HS mythos together and braided a story with them, w00t!! (X-post from Different Context, btw.)

plainWonder
proudly presents


HANDLEFLUSHED
~ A Love Story ~


Using material from "Homestuck" by Andrew Hussie

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TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like
TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever
TG: im gonna fly off the handle
TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit
TT: Then let's hope there will be a squishy derriere somewhere below the handle to break your fall.


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"Dave: Take the skateboard."


And just what is this guy so happy about? What's he looking at up there?

You think if you see one more soft, bulbous bottom being like

kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever

you're gonna fly off the handle.


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TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like
TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever
TG: im gonna fly off the handle
TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit
TT: Then let's hope there will be a squishy derriere somewhere below the handle to break your fall.


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"[S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point of the building."
ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE


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"Dave: Combine smuppet and Felt poster."


You make a JUTTING OUT AND IMPUDENT FELT PLUSH.

You do an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and into his heart. And he, into yours.


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"Gamzee: Ride one wheel device."


You decide to give this diabolical contraption another shot. Maybe one of these days you will get one more suited to your proportions. For now this is all you have to work with.

You just have to figure out how to stay on the thing without flying off the handle.


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You do some sort of acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and into a big pile of horns.


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It appears this cool and moody dude had a change of heart. He feels pretty bad about flying off the handle like that, as if shit wanted nothing to do with the handle. Shit would like to reconcile with the handle, and perhaps seek marital counseling.


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"Sollux: Get back to Aradia."


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twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling apocalypseArisen [AA]

TA: aradiia ii would liike two apologiize, ii flew off the handle there.
TA: iit wa2 liike the handle wa2 a bald guy goiing really fa2t, and ii wa2 hii2 twoupee.
TA: 2o iim 2orry, iit wa2 my fault.


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CG: YEAH, I GET IT WISE GUY, YOU'RE A FUCKING CLOWN, WHO CARES.
CG: QUIT THE BULLSHIT PARTYCLOWN ANTICS AND GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE.
CG: THE SHIT HAS HIT THE WHIRLING DEVICE, AND YOU COULD BE IN SERIOUS DANGER OUT THERE.


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GG: flying off the handle is part is of his charm in a funny way, once you know that about him


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AG: I really dou8t he would have handled it as a leader if the shit ever hit the whirling device.


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"Dave: Break."
pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap


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S P R O I N G


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|PESTERLOG|
GC: D4V3 G3T UP
TG: no fuck that
TG: im a lie my ass right down here for a while looking slightly less cool than i make myself out to be ordinarily
GC: YOU MUST ST4ND T4LL, ONLY 4 TRU3 H3RO COULD PULL OFF SUCH 4N 4CROB4T1C FUCK1NG P1ROU3TT3 OFF OF TH4T H4NDL3 >:]
TG: that is basically what i just did isnt it
GC: Y3S
TG: thats what im doing here im making a point of makin every little thing take place what was once mentioned in passing no matter how seemingly trivial or pointless
TG: thats how all the best adventures get strung together


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"[S] Seer: Ascend."
4CROB4T1C FUCK1NG P1ROU3TT3


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TT: Jane, I'm going to leave you with the responder for a little while.
TT: Maybe he can help you get started. Think you can handle that, dude?
TT: I'm all about being able to handle that, you don't even know.
TT: I will perform an acrobatic pirouette on to the handle, wherein the handle literally represents my ability to handle that thing.
TT: Ok, got it. You and the handle are tight.
TT: We don't need a whole thing about this.
TT: Once I stick the landing on the handle like a champ, I am going to get down on one knee, pull out a ring, and propose to it.
TT: The handle I mean.
TT: Ok.
TT: Implying we will be married.
GG: :B
TT: Ok, long story short, you and the handle fuck gratuitously. Nuff said.


GAME OVER

Doesn't everyone like a happy ending?

[Unreal_Heir]

Oh man. Ok so I have until tomorrow evening to find a good MSPA quote for my yearbook caption, or at least, something that can be subtly inserted into a normal quote. Either way, I need a good one, and fast!!
Any suggestions?

[The_Unoriginal]

"If you really believe in something, it makes it just a little bit less fake."

(Or something to that extent)

[Unreal_Heir]

"If you really believe in something, it makes it just a little bit less fake."

(Or something to that extent)

That's not bad... Better than what I came up with. :P
Thank you! I just might use that!

[Ranter]

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"Don't you think I should be asking the questions from now on?"

[nsinned]

Damn it Roxy, stop being so hilarious.

TG: jane i am afraid
TG: that ur bottom
TG: is a stubborn clam
TG: guarding priceless treasure
TG: and a deadly secret

[adiosEternty]

"Yes sir, we are literally under siege of planet fucking Jupiter" - Dave Strider

oh dave.
you card.

[brocoli]

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The Prince is awake
Your shit is wrecked.

</3

[Murder]

The same as brocoli.
"The Prince is awake
Your shit is wrecked."

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

GT: And now that weve been honest with each other about this we can kind of move on and just be great friends.
GG: Friends!
GG: Oh boy!!

This made me laugh harder than it should have.

[Tirgo]

i have so many favorites but the best ever has to be

CC: Will you just clam up for once in your life?
CC: Always carping and carping and carping!
CC: You go completely overboard with your emotions, always looking to reel in drama wherever you can.
CC: I am up to my gills in it! I just can't salmon the strength anemonemore.
CA: i cannot
CA: BELIEVE
CA: you are doin the fish pun thing while youre breakin up with me
CA: real nice

[oceanbornIllusionist]

"we have t0 be prepared t0 die a th0usand deaths bef0re 0ur quest is c0mplete"

I don't even remember when did she say it, but it really marked me for some weird reason.

[Ranter]

TG: now no captcha is safe youll have bots signing up for email accounts and duplicating potted plants and shit
GG: oh nooo
TG: basically robots are in control now
TG: which is good news and bad news
TG: the bad news is theyre all pornbots and theyve got LOADS of provocative material theyre just dying to share with us
GG: whats the good news?
TG: thats also the good news

I just rediscovered this wonderful quote.

Oh Dave...

[Destruction Dragon 360]

I just rediscovered this wonderful quote.

Oh Dave...

Really, it's all about the nuances of connotations.
Bad News: Provocative Material
Good News: Porn.

Edit: Also: That should be on the Top Quotes, if not already.

[AnonymousJustified]

sup
obviously youve been taking notes
on how to be cool
still got a ways to go but ok

[pirrou]

FREEZE MOTHERFUTHER!

* MOCKERFUCKER!

* SHIT!!!

[Crispiness]

I just rediscovered this wonderful quote.

Oh Dave...

Potted plants

[carcinoGeneticist-]

My personal favourites are:

KANAYA?

PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S JUST GRUB SAUCE.

PLEASE JUST BE GRUB SAUCE PLEASE JUST BE GRUB SAUCE PLEASE JUST BE GRUB SAUCE

HAHA, OK, MAKE-BELIEVE TIME IS OVER!

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

CG: SOLLUX?
CG: PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S JUST HONEY.
CG: PLEASE JUST BE HONEY PLEASE JUST BE HONEY PLEASE JUST BE HONEY
CG: HAHA, OK, MAKE-BELIEVE TIME IS OVER!
CG: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Rufio? Please tell me that's just mohawk dye. Please just be mohawk dye please just be mohawk dye please just be mohawk dye. Haha, ok, make-believe time is over! Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god.

I do know they're all basically the same. But it does crack me up every single time!

[elimik31]

GA: I Have Commissioned None Other Than The Legendary Prince Of Hope And I Am Teaching Him The Ways Of White Sorcery
GA: I Have Observed Your Methods And You Will Come To The Most Unwelcome Realization That All Of Your Guile And Cunning Has Finally Backfired
GA: This Noble Magician Of Pure Light Will Serve As The Counterpoint To Your Arcane Debauchery
GA: He Will Hunt You Down And Goodness And Hope Will Prevail
TT: Is it too late to throw myself at your mercy?
GA: Yes Its Much Too Late For That

And also where Eridan says: "It's no wand, it's a science stick!" However , I can't find this page anymore and thus I am not sure whether this quote is 100% accurate.

[Vanymstorm]

And also where Eridan says: "It's no wand, it's a science stick!" However , I can't find this page anymore and thus I am not sure whether this quote is 100% accurate.

Closest I can find would be...

ERIDAN: its not magic wwe talked about this kar
KARKAT: RIGHT, IT'S POWERED BY SCIENCE, I FORGOT.
KARKAT: OR HOPE. WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS.

[Ranter]

PCG: AND SO THE PORCINE HOOF BELONGING TO THE SWOLLEN HAG KNOWN AS LADY DESTINY HAS STOMPED ANOTHER THROAT.