GODQUEST season 1

[Mono99099]

>Sonata: Be extremely relavant, and extremely ANGRY.

[Fengar]

>Interrogate the 2 people.

[Origamiman]

(unless my eyes are mistaken)
>Phyll: using your particularly acute lack of eyesight, notice the very slight red brown aura around the green aura of those nice gents.

[Kraft]

BRYN 1S TH1S YOU H3H3H3

4 B1T OF 4N 4LCOHOL1C 3H?

[Karmic]

>Phyll: Look for anything suitably incriminating.

[ProfessorLizzard]

>Phyll: Forest police! I would like to ask some questions of what happened here.

[Wessolf27]

Hrm... both of them seem to be enveloped in brown energy

Phyll: Cautiously approach the two frocol

[Jovian]

(unless my eyes are mistaken)
>Phyll: using your particularly acute lack of eyesight, notice the very slight red brown aura around the green aura of those nice gents.

Nope you're right!

BRYN 1S TH1S YOU H3H3H3

4 B1T OF 4N 4LCOHOL1C 3H?

Oh lordy I love you.

[PavlovianCat]

> Terra: Accost that watery tart.

(Please let someone get that joke)

[Jovian]

> Terra: Accost that watery tart.

(Please let someone get that joke)

My history teacher once used this as an example in class, even.

[PavlovianCat]

Heh, my Latin teacher once just played the whole movie. He couldn't believe there were people who hadn't seen it.

[Jovian]

>Phyll: using your particularly acute lack of eyesight, notice the very slight red brown aura around the green aura of those nice gents.



They're under Bryn's influence, though it looks like it's fading.



From what you can tell, he...made them...chop their own house down?

That monster.

>Phyll: Look for anything suitably incriminating.



The rest of the town isn't unscathed either.

Fortunately, Bryn is very easy to spot. Countless tussles with deities have left him with a limp and a facial scar, even in disguise.



Now let's see...



Uh...



...Of course...he's so tenacious because he always manages to get away.

>Sonata: Be extremely relevant, and extremely ANGRY.



GALVAN

[Pharmacy]

>Galvan: Turn around casually and go "what up" like a boss.

[Ruxin]

>Galvan: Be in sleep mode

[josephStaleknight]

>Galvan: "Let me guess. Another demonic incident."

[goldedge2]

>Galvan: "Let me guess. Another demonic incident."

2nded

[Wessolf27]

>Galvan: "Let me guess. Another demonic incident."

2nded

3rded

[Metaflare]

> Galvan: Facepalm

[Fengar]

>Galvan: Be at Sonata wondering where Sonata is.

[McBearson]

> Volt: Be in Galvan's lair. In leather.

[PavlovianCat]

> Galvan: "Sonata."

[HasABeard]

>Galvan: Sigh. Put down last piece of steam-powered, mechanical bull. Address.

[Jovian]

Dang, looks like the forums being up temporarily was a lie, so the stuff I posted earlier (for April Fool's) is gone!

So I'm going to post what I had, along with the update I had planned.

Sorry guys, I wanted this to only be an April Fool's Day thing but because of the forum outage I couldn't get anything up! If you'll bear with me, let's just continue for a few updates till the joke's over. An extended, bizarro-universe joke, if you will.

But let us pause for a moment. What are the origins of this conflict; of the gods and the demons? How did it all begin?

>Goddamned



A young vulmite stands in his quarters. It just so happens that today, the 1st of Ollin, is the day he was released from the capsule in which he was formed, also known as his day of first breath. Though it was five orbitals ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Five Fulminis orbitals, for convenient reference, is equivalent to thirteen Earth years.

Earth, also for convenient reference, is a planet that exists but will have nothing to do with Fulminis ever.

What will the name of this young vulmite be?

>Enter Name.



That's racist!

>Try again.



Much better.

>Examine quarters.



Your name is VILLAM VOLTI, but your friends call you VOLT. As was previously mentioned it is your DAY OF FIRST BREATH. Considering how long ORBITALS take, anniversaries are CELEBRATED throughout your whole GRID. There will be a PARTY later on in the basement, with all your BUDDIES there.

For now, you are on floor FIFTEEN.

You have a variety of INTERESTS. You like OBSERVING WILDLIFE, though you don't get out much. To make up for it you often find yourself on your COMPUTER PANEL, doing RESEARCH. You have a passion for HORRIBLE VIDEOGAMES, in part because you don't just mind GLITCHES, you ACTIVELY PURSUE THEM. You have a fondness for ARCHERY, though you've never held a BOW in your life. You just think ARROWS are cool.

What will you do?

[Metaflare]

>Retrieve arms from drawer

[Yako]

Play your current video game of choice. Then update your Glitch FAQ for it.