Blast Out The Head-Canon Thread!?

[icu2jimy]

Real life is a bitch. Sometimes, shit does not go down like you wanted it too. Maybe some moments could have been handled differently or simply not have happened at all. Sadly, we are unable to change any of the events that occur in our lives.

However, the world of fiction has no laws like our physical world. Anything can happen! Anything is possible! Anything can be changed! This is why some people become devoted to fictional works. If there is something they don't like, they can always change it to suit themselves.

For fans of any work, said work could be the ground upon which they can build their own ideas. When fans decide to create new ideas or change ideas in their favorite work, it becomes canon to them. But, because it's not part of the official work and technically occurs only within one's mind, it is called a "head-canon."

So, my friends, I ask you. What are your personal head-canons for Homestuck, or even just MSPaint Adventures in general?



If this thread exists already, please alert me immediately.

[Bloodveld]

Homestuck is not real, and exists just in ace dick's imagination.

[Domoz]

Wait, isn't this pretty much the IDE thread?
I do have some really weird stuff going on up there, though, like Eridan talking to the Horrorterrors. General silly stuff like that.

[Bloodveld]

Wait, isn't this pretty much the IDE thread?
I do have some really weird stuff going on up there, though, like Eridan talking to the Horrorterrors. General silly stuff like that.

I think icu2jimy basically means "IDE's that aren't canon but we pretend they are"

[Varinn]

Wait, isn't this pretty much the IDE thread?
I do have some really weird stuff going on up there, though, like Eridan talking to the Horrorterrors. General silly stuff like that.

I think icu2jimy basically means "IDE's that aren't canon but we pretend they are"

so the IDE thread, basically

[Bloodveld]

Wait, isn't this pretty much the IDE thread?
I do have some really weird stuff going on up there, though, like Eridan talking to the Horrorterrors. General silly stuff like that.

I think icu2jimy basically means "IDE's that aren't canon but we pretend they are"

so the IDE thread, basically

yup

[Walliard]

Homestuck is not real, and exists just in ace dick's imagination.

Nah, it'd have to be Pickle Inspector. AD's meager imagination could only produce SBaHJ at best.

[Bloodveld]

Homestuck is not real, and exists just in ace dick's imagination.

Nah, it'd have to be Pickle Inspector. AD's meager imagination could only produce SBaHJ at best.

nope, ace dick imagined the whole thing and when he tries to tell problem sleuth about it PS just makes fun of his shitty imagination

[icu2jimy]

Wait, isn't this pretty much the IDE thread?
I do have some really weird stuff going on up there, though, like Eridan talking to the Horrorterrors. General silly stuff like that.

I think icu2jimy basically means "IDE's that aren't canon but we pretend they are"

so the IDE thread, basically

But, I was going for less silly.

The more I think about it, the more I feel like I'm asking you guys to write me fan-fictions.

[Bloodveld]

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and then zazzerpan put on his robe and wizard hat. dave was not amused

[LegoTechnic]

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and then zazzerpan put on his robe and wizard hat. dave was not amused

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Or was he?

[Bloodveld]

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and then zazzerpan put on his robe and wizard hat. dave was not amused

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Or was he?

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not amused...

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six solar sweeps, yata yata yata I get it

[Kitami]

Homestuck is not real, and exists just in ace dick's imagination.

Nah, it'd have to be Pickle Inspector. AD's meager imagination could only produce SBaHJ at best.

what if homestuck is using up all his imagination and leaving him unable to think of much else aside from it thus lowering his imagination to the worst in PS.

[Klawzie]

This'll probably get merged into a different thread but I thought it was a cool thing and it's like 5am so HERE IT GOES.

Equius has black eyes with blue irises(Thank you Steph..>_> )
Alternately, the blue showing from under Equi's glasses is not lack of sleep/healing black eyes, but glowing blue eyes showing through.(Hey, Terezi has red, Sollux has one red and one blue..)
Preeetty much the headcanon is that dude if all of you are nocturnal why the hell are you wearing sunglasses.

Heights go like this(Tall to short):
Gamzee
Tavros+Robolegs
Equius
Aradia
Kanaya and Vriska
Sollux
Eridan and Feferi
Terezi(For reference I figure her at about my height, 5'7'')
Nepeta
Karkat
Tavros-Robolegs(Duh, he's sitting)

Weird headcanons:
Seatrolls can blow bubbles.(Dammit..Steph again?I can't remember.)
Bro's eyes are bright blue..To match Cal's.(And thus Dave's are blue too.)
Typing quirks=actual speaking accent and thus:
Eridan stutters a bit on ws and vs, and has an irish accent
Gamzee sounds autotuned
Karkat is quite literally always screaming, even if he wasn't, you know, a crabby mutant.
PS, PI, AD, etc are Prospitans(Although this is almost canon, isn't it..)

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

The Ectobiology only created Bec, and by extension Doc Scratch. I'm sorry, but I like my Homestuck kids as normal humans with families, and I ship John/Jade and Rose/Dave anyway.

And if I'm going to justify my MSPAFA, the kids remade the Earth (maybe they decided that their universe would be just like when they left) and Karkat somehow managed to sneak Crabsprite away in the Veil.

Oh, and regarding said adventure: as one can see there, I imagine that Bro talks like a combination of Snoop Dogg and a 90s skateboarder dude.

[Frankie the Tomboy]

I wrote a huge one of these ages ago ELEVEN CHAT THREADS AGO that my good friend hatefriend Solaris used as the opening to a MSPA chat thread that made me very happy

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A guy wakes up in his bedroom and has no recollection of who he is but his name is Zoosmell. But then it isn't, and his name is suddenly John which is cool I guess. So then he starts talking to his friend Dave who is awesome and is inserted in every scene ever (just sorta standing in the background like a ninja) BECAUSE HE IS COOL. John is a total movie geek but I guess the movies he watches either aren't that bad or so bad they're good so I guess he just loves the blockbusters that get around 3/10 from the critics like the Naked Gun series which were all awful but worth a mention because I'm pretty sure they all fit on the Hometrapped timeline anyway.
Then John says stuff to TheRapist who sounds like a PRETTY COOL GIRL but she talks in pink so SHES NOT THAT COOL. Pink is the colour of fairy shit which is the least cool thing ever, which is what background ninja Dave said at the time. So John retrieves his arms (!!!!!!!!!!) from this chest along with some other crap that doesn't matter, and goes downstairs. He puts the crap on his face and puts the arms on his new doll which his dad got him for his thirteenth birthday (its basically a life size puppet) with some cake glue which is a waste of perfectly good lie glue and arms if you ask me. He finds his dad's boring random crap and applies it to his face using this weird as fuck inventory system that, even though its apparently been around for quite a while, he doesn't get. Then he shows us he's actually pretty good at piano but instead of taking a good guitar solo and doing on the piano to prove his worth he goes and has a fight with his dad just to get some computer games. He ends up absconding like the wuss he is and loads the game up.
Then some meteor comes and crushes his house but its okay the magic witch saved him on time but guess what THE ONE WHO WIELDS WANDS WISNT WTHE WITCH, no thats GG who gets so excited about stuff and is so girly you're willing to get back to pink text girl to save your soul. So anyway, John gets stuck on a mountain and there're demons to fight so he's basically died and gone to hell but TT is still connected with him but then she isn't. We find out that TT's name is ROSE and her mother is a TOTAL ALKIE so I suppose her name comes from Rose' wine and not her text colour or any deeper meaning. Then Rose magically gets an internet for reaching the highest point of her house, which is the equivalent of 10G and shes all like LOOK MA IM ON TOP OF THE WORLD AGAIN AGAIN just like in Just Cause 2. Some stuff happens, she pretends to be Wario, and then she ends up in her dead cat's grave which is actually an underground tunnel to this place filled with little boxes of energy, so she steals one like the ASBO seeking teen she is. Then she makes a cat and gets the fuck outta there, back to her own house just in time for a super ninja to disappearify her to hell with John, but instead of on a cliff she's in the middle of the ocean which is worse in a way I guess.
Then we find Dave, who is awesome, beating some crows shitless. He lays down some ill beats and shows that puppets are funny in an ironic way but that's because he is awesome and his life is totally a reference to Master of Puppets which is a badass song. He has a fight with his bro and wins, and totally owns his sick puppet bro then gets all the girls (all of them) so he can help Rose get into hell with John, just to make her happy because he's cool like that. But then it turns out there's a meteor headed straight for his house, so he commands his bro to cut the meteor in half (which his bro totally does). Then Dave and Rose meet in real life and all sorts of shippy shenanigans goes on in this time frame before rose ascends to hell once more.
INTERMISSHUN
Some bitch owns all the guys, all of them.
INTERMISSHUN FIN
Sharks and time travel
INTERMISSUN END
Then we meet Jade who, even though Dave's Bro saved him, wants to put Dave through hell so she does it quickly and poof Dave is in hell, but he's in the real hell with lava and stuff because he's keeping it real for us here. Turns out Jade's a girly kind-of-badass with guns and stuff and a dog which is actually the devil himself that adopted her when her dead gandpa turned taxidermised. So when she's not giving two shits about John's vendetta to put her through hell and complete the hell-bent loop of doom, four future guys are wandering around being crazy.
Wayward Vagabond thinks he's a mayor, Parcel Mistress (whose other name I forget) has a mail fetish, Aimless Renegade likes shooting things and Windswept Questant hands out rings and swords and crowns like there's no tomorrow.
Back to the future - a bit animation occurs, where everyone owns and Jade sleeps, then Jade dies in her sleep which is a bit of a buzzkill but oh well. Then you realise real Jade just fell from a tower and you're like OHSHIT!
But then we meet the trolls who are basically
Karrat - Anger management issues
Trzi - Blind
Gamez - High
Tar - Fairy boy
Risca - bitch
Aradigorn - Dead
Equidick - Born freakishly strong but didnt cut it as Supertroll
Thollucth - Bipolar (LAZAR FACE)
Kenya - The only normal one, ends up in tears because she is normal and everyone else is crazy
Catwoman - thinks she is a cat
Fishwoman - thinks she is a fish
Wizardman - thinks he is a wizard BUT KNOWS MAGIC AINT REAL.
And then everyone meets up and enjoys a nice cup of tea and a synchronised chorus of BLUH.
TEH EDN

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TEH EDN?

I'm going to rewrite a bigger, better one of these now. Also, Awkward Turtle did it right

[spookysage]

Jade and John (and by extension, Nanna and Grandpa) are some undefined kind of Asian. I blame fanart. Plus I'm Asian-American (though not a type many fictional characters are likely to be - see below) so BIAS BIAS.

Tavros looks vaguely Filipino (see above)/sounds like Dante Basco. RUFIOOOOOOOO

Nanna's name is Hanna - when I first got to her booknote to John, I stared at her signature for a few seconds wondering who the hell Hanna was until I realized that was an N. It goes with Hass pretty well, anyway. (Huh, it's halfway between Hana and Hannah, assuming Undefined Asian = Japanese.) I'm a nerd about names being appropriate to the time period, but apparently there were some Hannahs floating around back then, even with the more uncommon spelling, so hurrah!

[Drillgorg]

When I saw Rose's violet eyes, it immediately made me think that all the kids eyes match their text color. That wouldn't be a problem for John or Jade, but Dave's eyes would be bright red. I always thought that was why he wears shades.

[Klawzie]

When I saw Rose's violet eyes, it immediately made me think that all the kids eyes match their text color. That wouldn't be a problem for John or Jade, but Dave's eyes would be bright red. I always thought that was why he wears shades.

Oh shit that blows my Cal-eyed Bro and Dave out of the water on creepy/awesome levels..
...Fuck.

[egregiousBass]

Equius is into heavy metal
Nepeta listens to chart pop
Vriska is a rock 'n roll fan
Eridan listens to classical music without genuinely appreciating it
Sollux is into techno
Gamzee likes to chill down with some reggae
Terezi discovers Enya and is hooked

[Cucurbita]

When I saw Rose's violet eyes, it immediately made me think that all the kids eyes match their text color. That wouldn't be a problem for John or Jade, but Dave's eyes would be bright red. I always thought that was why he wears shades.

Dave is albino?

[spookysage]

When I saw Rose's violet eyes, it immediately made me think that all the kids eyes match their text color. That wouldn't be a problem for John or Jade, but Dave's eyes would be bright red. I always thought that was why he wears shades.

Dave is albino?

Actually I think Rose's eyes looked pale pink/lavender enough to make her albino too. Sadly, Andrew said it was just symbolic coloring on Formspring so

[egregiousBass]

Dave is albino?

Albinos don't have bright red eyes, they just look red-tinted when the sun shines on them because there is no pigment concealing the blood vessels. They don't look that weird otherwise.

If I had bright-red eyes I think I wouldn't mind showing them that much. Of course, I still like my dark green eyes best.

[spookysage]

Man, don't make me IDE/Theory here that Bro's eyes are orange creamsicle.

[SenorEverClever]

I wrote a huge one of these ages ago ELEVEN CHAT THREADS AGO that my good friend hatefriend Solaris used as the opening to a MSPA chat thread that made me very happy

show spoiler

hide spoiler

A guy wakes up in his bedroom and has no recollection of who he is but his name is Zoosmell. But then it isn't, and his name is suddenly John which is cool I guess. So then he starts talking to his friend Dave who is awesome and is inserted in every scene ever (just sorta standing in the background like a ninja) BECAUSE HE IS COOL. John is a total movie geek but I guess the movies he watches either aren't that bad or so bad they're good so I guess he just loves the blockbusters that get around 3/10 from the critics like the Naked Gun series which were all awful but worth a mention because I'm pretty sure they all fit on the Hometrapped timeline anyway.
Then John says stuff to TheRapist who sounds like a PRETTY COOL GIRL but she talks in pink so SHES NOT THAT COOL. Pink is the colour of fairy shit which is the least cool thing ever, which is what background ninja Dave said at the time. So John retrieves his arms (!!!!!!!!!!) from this chest along with some other crap that doesn't matter, and goes downstairs. He puts the crap on his face and puts the arms on his new doll which his dad got him for his thirteenth birthday (its basically a life size puppet) with some cake glue which is a waste of perfectly good lie glue and arms if you ask me. He finds his dad's boring random crap and applies it to his face using this weird as fuck inventory system that, even though its apparently been around for quite a while, he doesn't get. Then he shows us he's actually pretty good at piano but instead of taking a good guitar solo and doing on the piano to prove his worth he goes and has a fight with his dad just to get some computer games. He ends up absconding like the wuss he is and loads the game up.
Then some meteor comes and crushes his house but its okay the magic witch saved him on time but guess what THE ONE WHO WIELDS WANDS WISNT WTHE WITCH, no thats GG who gets so excited about stuff and is so girly you're willing to get back to pink text girl to save your soul. So anyway, John gets stuck on a mountain and there're demons to fight so he's basically died and gone to hell but TT is still connected with him but then she isn't. We find out that TT's name is ROSE and her mother is a TOTAL ALKIE so I suppose her name comes from Rose' wine and not her text colour or any deeper meaning. Then Rose magically gets an internet for reaching the highest point of her house, which is the equivalent of 10G and shes all like LOOK MA IM ON TOP OF THE WORLD AGAIN AGAIN just like in Just Cause 2. Some stuff happens, she pretends to be Wario, and then she ends up in her dead cat's grave which is actually an underground tunnel to this place filled with little boxes of energy, so she steals one like the ASBO seeking teen she is. Then she makes a cat and gets the fuck outta there, back to her own house just in time for a super ninja to disappearify her to hell with John, but instead of on a cliff she's in the middle of the ocean which is worse in a way I guess.
Then we find Dave, who is awesome, beating some crows shitless. He lays down some ill beats and shows that puppets are funny in an ironic way but that's because he is awesome and his life is totally a reference to Master of Puppets which is a badass song. He has a fight with his bro and wins, and totally owns his sick puppet bro then gets all the girls (all of them) so he can help Rose get into hell with John, just to make her happy because he's cool like that. But then it turns out there's a meteor headed straight for his house, so he commands his bro to cut the meteor in half (which his bro totally does). Then Dave and Rose meet in real life and all sorts of shippy shenanigans goes on in this time frame before rose ascends to hell once more.
INTERMISSHUN
Some bitch owns all the guys, all of them.
INTERMISSHUN FIN
Sharks and time travel
INTERMISSUN END
Then we meet Jade who, even though Dave's Bro saved him, wants to put Dave through hell so she does it quickly and poof Dave is in hell, but he's in the real hell with lava and stuff because he's keeping it real for us here. Turns out Jade's a girly kind-of-badass with guns and stuff and a dog which is actually the devil himself that adopted her when her dead gandpa turned taxidermised. So when she's not giving two shits about John's vendetta to put her through hell and complete the hell-bent loop of doom, four future guys are wandering around being crazy.
Wayward Vagabond thinks he's a mayor, Parcel Mistress (whose other name I forget) has a mail fetish, Aimless Renegade likes shooting things and Windswept Questant hands out rings and swords and crowns like there's no tomorrow.
Back to the future - a bit animation occurs, where everyone owns and Jade sleeps, then Jade dies in her sleep which is a bit of a buzzkill but oh well. Then you realise real Jade just fell from a tower and you're like OHSHIT!
But then we meet the trolls who are basically
Karrat - Anger management issues
Trzi - Blind
Gamez - High
Tar - Fairy boy
Risca - bitch
Aradigorn - Dead
Equidick - Born freakishly strong but didnt cut it as Supertroll
Thollucth - Bipolar (LAZAR FACE)
Kenya - The only normal one, ends up in tears because she is normal and everyone else is crazy
Catwoman - thinks she is a cat
Fishwoman - thinks she is a fish
Wizardman - thinks he is a wizard BUT KNOWS MAGIC AINT REAL.
And then everyone meets up and enjoys a nice cup of tea and a synchronised chorus of BLUH.
TEH EDN

.....

TEH EDN?

I'm going to rewrite a bigger, better one of these now. Also, Awkward Turtle did it right

This is the greatest thing ever. I think I might start working on my own.
Quick! To the bat-fax!