Pirates vs. Ninjas RPG: The Forum Adventure (Back for Real!)

[Fengar]

>LWT: Form a band with some other rockinjas.

[DairunCates]

"Alright. That's most of what I needed to know. I'll go find the rest out in town. You guys go ahead and have fun for tonight. You've earned it after the trip we've been having."
"WHOO!"
"Try not to go overboard, Sunset."

>LWT: Notice that LS has been doing a lot of funny stuff lately. Ever since she went into DrInja mode, she's been upstaging your physical comedy right and left. Realize with horror that you're in danger of losing your status as comic relief! It's time to get serious.

Sacred Sirens of the Seven Seas!

Ninja girl has been SO funny recently. At this rate, she'll snatch your title as "comic relief" right away from you. You have to do EVERYTHING you can to stop it. Hmm... Maybe if you joined a band and had wacky antics...

>LWT: Form a band with some other rockinjas.

Hmm... Maybe this wasn't such a good idea, after all. You're just not sure you want to team up with this random Rokinja you found wandering about in the woods. Something seems... off about him. Even to you.

>LS: All this stuff with people stealing the main protagonist role from you is a real downer. Time to go drown your sorrows!

OH HEIHO YEAH!

That hit the spot. That nailed the spot to the wall like a kunai fired out of a cannon at point blank range.

You know fully well that this is an incredibly stupid idea, but after all you've been through in the last week, this is EXACTLY the kind of thing you needed to relax and clear out some of that pent-up stress. Besides, it's not like you do this that often. Nope. This is only for special occasions.

See? This is what Pirates are missing with their constant drinking. Only by moderation can you enjoy the occasional binge of "tea" (not to be confused with regular tea) in its full glory. You feel so good right now that you don't even CARE that you have no idea where your teammates or weapons are, how your robes changed color, or the fact that you are going to FEEL this one in the morning like a dull katana through the forehead. Nope. This is "Tea" Time.*

*Don't do drugs, kids.

>JA: Take some time to clean your strange artifact collection.

All you have is this strange device you found once after those weird ninjas dropped it, and you have no idea what it does. Must be pretty important though.


Good. Sunset and Laverne should be safe from the Gamblers as long as they stay near town. With security this tight, they won't let random people in tuxedos in. Now that they're both out of the way, you can go do a little "investigation".

>LWT: Turn all of their gambler suits into ninja outfits. Then, when they return to gambler headquarters, their bosses will think ninjas have come to attack them! YOU'RE A GENIUS.

"No no. Guys. I get the part about the demon. I'm trying to find out how you got those RIDICULOUS masks glued to your faces."

What do you do?

[Andorxor]

>wierd rockinja be a cardboard cutout

[Chookster]

>wierd rockinja be a cardboard cutout

this

[Balladeer]

LS: Just about recognise in your drunken state that some man is standing over you with intentions that, even to you, are evidently less than honourable.

[Fengar]

>LS: Inexplicably now some drunkarrd techniques when you wake up.

[Kiroth6]

>LS: Inexplicably now some drunkarrd Drunken Master techniques when you wake up.

Fixed that for you.

LS: You're in a good mood. Ignore any jerks in the bar until you lose patience. Then give them a Violent Awakening.

[Planet of the Japes]

Dark Smoke Punchette: That battle, as AWESOME and EPIC as it was, no doubt left you way behind your nemesis. Decide it's time to do some investigation. Everyone always said you weren't the sharpest shuriken in the drawer and that you could only think with your fists, but you'll show them!

Then, fail spectacularly off-screen.

[Fengar]

>DSP: Team up with demonic ninja girl, mistaking her for LS, and not even noticing the horns.

[DairunCates]

>Weird Rokinja: be a cardboard cutout

Huh... So it is. Weird. Who would leave this out here?

>LS: Inexplicably know some drunkarrd Drunken Master techniques when you wake up.

Actually, after that one night with your Hitinja master, people always have said you've been a bit more percept... Wait a second.

>LS: Just about recognise in your drunken state that some man is standing over you with intentions that, even to you, are evidently less than honourable.

Who the heck is this guy?

"Ms. Sunset, I insist that you leave town and stop your search..."
"Yeah yeah. Get me some more 'tea', waiter."
"I'm not your waiter."
"Then why are you wearing that ridiculous get-up?"
"Ridiculous? It's not ridiculous."
"Sure. Keep telling yourself that."
"Look. I'm hear to kill you, you fool."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously kid. You are HI-LARIOUS."
"I'm serious."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"THAT'S IT!"


>LS: You're in a good mood. Ignore any jerks in the bar

"That was a lucky dodge."
"Whatever. Shut up and get my 'tea'."
"I told you. I'm not your waiter. Now right yourself this instant before you embarrass yourself. Considering what you're... you know.. wearing... you could..."
"OH HO! Looking up my skirt, are we?"
"What!? No. I was.."
"Want a closer look?"
"WHAT ARE YOU..."

>LS: ...until you lose patience. Then give them a Violent Awakening.

You give your would be assassin a quick swift kick to the head from your handstand.

"Hate to burst your bubble Kid, but as you can see, I fixed that problem when I was 10. Most Hitinja girls do unless they're big flirts. You should probably get used to girls before you try the assassination thing."

>DSP: Team up with demonic ninja girl, mistaking her for LS, and not even noticing the horns.

WHAT!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? YOU WERE ORDERED TO BRING HER BACK! YOU'D NEVER JOIN UP WITH HER.

>DSP: That battle, as AWESOME and EPIC as it was, no doubt left you way behind your nemesis. Decide it's time to do some investigation. Everyone always said you weren't the sharpest shuriken in the drawer and that you could only think with your fists, but you'll show them!

YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT INTERROGATION. SO, YOU LET YOUR FISTS DO THE TALKING.

Then some horrible things happened off screen that will be covered later for dramatic effect.


"Hey... wait... You still haven't filled up my tea. You're starting to get on my nerves, kid."

[brainfree]

Weird rockinja dipicted in the cutout> See TLL...LWT... whatever, messing around with your promotional item, be pissed and challenge him to a rockoff.

[Fengar]

>LS: Fade out and fade back in surrounded by knocked out gamblers.

[siguard]

LWT> it is a advert for the battle of the bands. man that place is going to be so packed that you might actually see some of the crowd in the bleachers.
HS> be the responsible one and ask your informant about the town. as well as any suspicious characters
LS>get the tea yourself, sure as hell are not gonna tip him when you leave.

[One With Nothing]

Axel Akutari: Challenge that buffoon to a rock-off. A cut-out of the Dark Hero deserves better than that!

LS: Completely ignore the assassin; that tea won't get itself, you know. In the process, attract more attention in your "tea"-induced stupor.

[Kiroth6]

LS: The nerve of this 'waiter' to keep pointing at you like that. Take his 'notepad' away from him and write down your order yourself.

[Neopie]

LS: Engage in crotch kicking.

[Eldrake]

LS: The nerve of this 'waiter' to keep pointing at you like that. Take his 'notepad' away from him and write down your order yourself.

LS: Accidentally shoot him. Criticize him for sleeping on the job.

[Andorxor]

"Waiter":Reconsider your career choice and bring her 'tea'

[Balladeer]

>HM: Have your would-be assassin tied to a chair. Ask her some questions.

[DairunCates]

>LS: The nerve of this 'waiter' to keep pointing at you like that. Take his 'notepad' away from him and write down your order yourself.

"LET ME SEE THAT PEN! JEEZ! You are SO inpompe... incoma... etcompet... useless."


"It's spelled T... E...S...F..."
"It is unwise to taunt me. You know not what you're dealing with."
"I'm dealing with a crappy waiter. That's what I'm dealing with."

>"Waiter": Reconsider your career choice and bring her 'tea'

"Fine! You want some tea?"
"Hey. Wait a second. Your pen is out of ink."


"THERE'S YOUR DAMN TEA, YOU NINJA WITCH!"

There's no way she's conscious after a point blank, Bullet #9.

>LWT: it is a advert for the battle of the bands. man that place is going to be so packed that you might actually see some of the crowd in the bleachers.

OH MY GOD! A BATTLE OF THE BANDS! THIS IS POTENTIALLY GOING TO BE AWESOME!


...but what if this takes too long? What if Ninja Girl or Boss need you? You can't really waste the time to go do something awesome right now, can you?

>LS: get the tea yourself, sure as hell are not gonna tip him when you leave.

"God. Your service is so horrible. It's okay. I got some more myself."
"I see I'm not going to be able to convince you to leave this town. I'm going to have to take your life. I apologize, but you left me no choice."

>HM: be the responsible one and ask your informant about the town. as well as any suspicious characters

Well, the bad news is that your informant appears to have been kidnapped. On the bright side, you're clearly on the right track.


"Clearly you are crying from the realization of how powerful my true form is."
"No... *sniff* I'm out of 'Tea' again."

>LS: Engage in crotch kicking.

"You JERK! I just wanted some 'tea'. You just had to bring me some. It's not that hard."

>LS: Accidentally shoot him. Criticize him for sleeping on the job.

"Oh come on. I didn't kick you that hard. Here. Take your pen back."

What do you do?

[eerr]

He's so sad!
give him a hug!

[DairunCates]

Oh. Forgot to mention this in the last post. Sega made some awesome fan-art for the adventure. So, I went ahead and put both of the fan-art pieces on the first post. Be sure to check it out.

[Fengar]

>LWT: Go to the teahouse and check up on LS.
LS: Take his other pens to see if they have ink in them.
HM: Get knocked out from behind.

[Andorxor]

'Waiter':Now its realy time to change your job.You are useless as Assassin you can't even win against one lone drunken woman

[Kiroth6]

'Waiter': Angrily grab for the gun. Accidentally shoot yourself in an unpleasant place while getting it back.

LS: Wander over to get some more 'tea' and complain to the bartender about the bad service.

LWT: Wait you misread that. Make the precision check to wonder why its called "Battle of the Band"

HM: Weird looking paint. Examine further for clues and nearly miss getting knocked out.