Pirates vs. Ninjas RPG: The Forum Adventure (Back for Real!)

[Neopie]

Baachram Lambkins: Super sheep spin on TLL's head to make a tornado.

TLL: Respond to the command to get a look at the countryside by JUMPING REALLY HIGH!

[brainfree]

TLL > Inexplicably know several Rokinja skills. Use Heavy Metal.

[DairunCates]

>HM: Tell Laverne to get a good look at the surrounding countryside. Hopefully, his response will be to jump really really high.

You still don't see anything! You'd think the boss was messing with you, but the Boss would never do something mean like that to you. God! Where is that thing!?"

>Baachram Lambkins: Super sheep spin on TLL's head to make a tornado.

What the? there's a sheep on your head. How'd he get there? He's spinning you at a rapid speed too. At this rate, you'll drill yourself right into the ground. Damn. This is going to hurt. If only you had awesome Ninja powers like ninja girl. If only you had more finesse.

No... If you're going to disguise yourself in a ninja town, you'll have to act the part. No... Not act the part. BECOME THE PART. Now is not the time to think like a pirate. Now is the time to think like a NINJA. That's right... For this mission, you're not Thud-Lander Laverne, you are...

TLL > Inexplicably know several Rokinja skills. Use Heavy Metal.

LANDS WITH THUDS

...and you are an expert Rokinja/Evadinja with grace, skill, poise, and masterful musical prowess. You start playing some Heavy Metal to slow the beast down.


It works too. Your deep and heavy solo stains the sky blood red and completely negates the demon sheep's tornado. Now, you just have to slam it into the ground to finish it off.

YOU ARE THE SHADOWS! YOU ARE THE SOUL OF MUSIC! YOU ARE SKILL! YOU ARE NINJA! YOU ARE...


...still ludicrously inaccurate.

"I think I'm turning Vegan, Harold."

"You know. The Craftsmen have a saying for a situation such as this."

"Dare I ask?"

"When all else fails, beat it with a Hammer."

"Sounds good to me."

What do you do?

[Eldrake]

HM: Slam the hammer down right behind you. Hopefully you hit the damn sheep with sheer blind luck.

[Entropy Rogue]

Psyche it out to make it dodge, only to be hit with another attack/hammer.

[Fengar]

>LS: Use your minor Feykinja skills to turn into a sheep.

[eerr]

Don't beat it with a hammer, poke it with a hammer.

Bribe it with wooly-treats! or treats for woolies?

wooly candy is the best candy around!

[Bloddyredcommie]

Sheep: Have been the Enigmatic Trickster all along!

[eerr]

Everybody: suddenly gain pesterchum names.

For no apparent reason.

[Andorxor]

Build a sheep trap

[OverkillinOliver]

LS: Disabling Nerve Strike one or more of the sheep's legs.

[DairunCates]

>HM: Psyche it out to make it dodge, only to be hit with another attack/hammer.

Foolish human. He can NEVER hope to hit you with a swing that weak. You'll just dodge real quick behind him and...

>HM: Slam the hammer down right behind you. Hopefully you hit the damn sheep with sheer blind luck.

OH MUTTONS CHOPS! What's with this backswing? It's almost like it was his intent to hit you with this attack. He couldn't have guessed your moves that far out, could he?


You barely dodge just in time.


Maybe you should reconsider how you'll...

He-lloooOOOooo cute female sheep that randomly appeared right in front of you.

>LS: Use your minor Feykinja skills to turn into a sheep.

Of course, it's you. You'll just have to wait for him to get a little closer, and then you can strike.

>Sheep: Have been the Enigmatic Trickster all along!

"Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. You're not telling. That would ruin all the fun."

>Everybody: suddenly gain pesterchum names.

You decide to recruit the cute female sheep into your cause. You assign codenames to the both of you. She'll be sexySheepstress and you'll be woolyCommando. The sheep RIGHT BEHIND YOU that you haven't noticed gives himself the codename eweThesbian


You don't know why (since you can't speak sheep), but you feel like you should be mildly disturbed by how this plan is going.

What do you do?

[Fengar]

>HM: Attack BL while he's distracted.
TLL: Wonder where LS went, decide the blue sheep kidnapped her and attack!

[Chookster]

If all else fails, drop something explosive at your feet.

[eerr]

Smile and nod

[Entropy Rogue]

>HM: Attack BL while he's distracted.
TLL: Wonder where LS went, decide the red sheep kidnapped her and attack!

fix'd

[Dragoon]

TLL: Look at all the cute sheep! they look so fluffy. YOU MUST HUG THEM ALL!

[ion496]

TLL: Look at all the cute sheep! they look so fluffy. YOU MUST GLOMPTHEM ALL!

[Kiroth6]

HM: This situation has gotten far too silly. Take the path of least resistance. Grab some popcorn and watch the show.

[Fengar]

HM: This situation has gotten far too silly. Take the path of least resistance. Grab some popcorn and watch the show.

BL: Steal the popcorn.

[Kiroth6]

HM: This situation has gotten far too silly. Take the path of least resistance. Grab some popcorn and watch the show.

BL: Steal the popcorn.

HM: Darn, you swear you had that potion just a moment ago.

LS:Remove the illusion. All the illusions.

[One With Nothing]

HM & LS: The sheep hasn't actually attacked yet. Maybe Laverne had the right idea in ignoring it...although it probably wasn't an act on his part.

BL: Use a little Dirty Footwork to keep the humans occupied while you flirt with these two cute lambs.

ET: Have already stabbed BL and vanished into the aether, never to be seen again until necessary.

JA: Check in on your sheeper agent, see how he's ewe-ing.

[DairunCates]

>TLL: Look at all the cute sheep! they look so fluffy. YOU MUST GLOMPTHEM ALL!

You would do this exact thing if it weren't for two minor details. You are not currently Thudlander Laverne (You are Lands With Thuds), and more importantly, you are currently too busy being unconscious from the MASSIVE concussion you just suffered.


This, however, does not keep you from HALLUCINATING that you do what the voices in your head say.


Wow... It actually dodged. Only one thing to do now...

>HM: This situation has gotten far too silly. Take the path of least resistance. Grab some popcorn and watch the show.

Mmm... Popcorn.

>BL: Use a little Dirty Footwork to keep the humans occupied while you flirt with these two cute lambs.

HOLY SWEATER! There ARE two cute sheep girls. BEST DAY EVER!

>HM: Attack BL while he's distracted.

Oh no, he doesn't. Harold's not getting the spotlight for the THIRD fight in a row. You're the main character, for Kami's sake. This time you're showing this sheep EXACTLY what happens when you mess with Life's Sunset.


YOU HATE SHEEP! YOU HATE SHEEP! YOU HATE SHEEP! YOU HATE SHEEP! YOU HATE SHEEP! YOU HATE SHEEP! YOU HATE SHEEP! YOU HATE SHEEP! YOU HATE SHEEP! YOU HATE SHEEP! YOU HATE SHEEP! YOU HATE SHEEP! YOU HATE SHEEP! YOU HATE SHEEP! YOU HATE SHEEP!

>BL: Steal the popcorn.

Nonsense. You barely dodged by the fleece of your neck that time. Why would you?


...But why would that...

>HM: Darn, you swear you had that potion just a moment ago.

FLEECING BAASTAR-



>Remove the illusion. All the illusions.

Yeah... It's time to run now.


>JA: Check in on your sheeper agent, see how he's ewe-ing.

BAACHRAM! WHERE IS HE!?

Sure. He's gone rogue a couple of times, but he couldn't be possibly foolish enough to take those 3 on alone. He'll be slaughtered. That ninja girl will shank him. He'll be put on the rack.

You spend the next 5 minutes screaming horrible sheep puns in panic and despair.

What do you Ewe... Err... Do?

[Kiroth6]

LS: Time to shear these sheep. Finish this.

[Fengar]

>LWT: Sloppy Makeouts with the sun.