Pirates vs. Ninjas RPG: The Forum Adventure (Back for Real!)

[HarMegidon]

Attempt Seppuku, but be interrupted.

[Riou]

Attempt Seppuku, but be interrupted by Laverne who expresses his love to you with a kiss.

[ion496]

Attempt Sudoku, but be interrupted by Laverne who expresses his love to you with a kiss.

Fixed.

[HarMegidon]

Attempt Picross, but be interrupted by the Raptor Bandito who expresses his love to you with a kiss.

Fixed.

Fixed again.

[BSBen]

Dammit, just kill the thing. Use your superior Hitninja skills to strike at its vitals.

If you really can't do anything, die rather than use the trick.

[Neopie]

LS: Use The cost of power to lose 5 accuracy points for the hit, but gain 25 damage on your next attack. Then use Horizon throw. Use 2 awesome points to gain 20 damage. Do 60 damage. Then count number of awesome points remaining.

[Planet of the Japes]

It is time. Unleash the shoninja technique. Better to be a live fool than to die clutching at the last shreds of your dignity.

[Bloddyredcommie]

Also
All> Rue the day you crossed Juan Allosaurus!

[Hyacinth]

LS : NINJA RAGE

[Dragoon]

alternative LS: Invoke your inner Shadow of the Colossus player! lift your sword to the heavens and reveal the enemy's weak point! then proceed to get climbin.

[DairunCates]

>LS: Dammit, just kill the thing. Use your superior Hitninja skills to strike at its vitals.

What's the point of that? Even Ellipsis, the Great Ninja Hero, couldn't kill this thing in one hit. Still, you have to save them somehow. Most ninjas would use an all-out offense, and die in a glorious final attack.

>LS You may not be able to defeat this alone, but you can certainly save your allies! Use your Hitninja Accuracy to strike the Dinosaur in such a way as to make it lift up it's foot and free your allies.

Fortunately, you're not most ninja, and you don't plan on dying. This may not kill it, but it should buy enough time to get them away.

>LS: Invoke your inner Shadow of the Colossus player! lift your sword to the heavens and reveal the enemy's weak point! then proceed to get climbing.

OW OW! FUKIYA! YOUR EYE!

God. Why did you think that blinding yourself would work? Time for plan B.

>LS: Use The cost of power to lose 5 accuracy points for the hit, but gain 25 damage on your next attack. Then use Horizon throw. Use 2 awesome points to gain 20 damage. Do 60 damage. Then count number of awesome points remaining.

Hitinja aren't just great swordsmen. They're masters of all accurate attacks. Only one attack could go far enough to hit your target, "The Horizon Throw". You put a lot of extra oomph into it and prepare for the stupidest thing you're going to do all day. It all comes down to this ridiculously hard shot hitting its mark...


But you're a Hitinja...


And you always hit your mark.


Going up?

>LS : NINJA RAGE

You manage to hold on as the beast whips its head up in screaming pain; sending you flying along the cord you tied to your kunai.

You have no real way of knowing how many AWESOME POINTS you have left, but if Karma is truly fair, you have a really awesome attack coming your way about now.

You're rocketing towards its head, and this is the best shot you're going to get.

What do you do?

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Sorry for the shortish update, but this update needed to be exactly 8 panels long. you'll see why next panel.

[eerr]

Your sword, the second eye-ball.

Thats all you need.

[Fengar]

>Use the momentum from being swung back and forth, with your cost of power to gain extra strength, and some awesome points to cut clean through it's head.

[Bloddyredcommie]

> This is the perfect time to use that Signature Technique you've been working on.

I don't know, "Life's Sunset" just sounds like the name of some big finishing move. What with Sunset referring to the end of things and all.

[Kiroth6]

Use your Hitinja precision to give the Lizard it's Life's Sunset. Wrap the end of the rope around the hilt of the Sunset Slicer. Use your arching momentum to strangle the Lizard with your swinging rope and use just enough cost of power on the Sunset slicer to anchor the rope in the Lizard's neck artery.

[Neopie]

Hey, cool, you picked my command.

Use your Hitinja precision to give the Lizard it's Life's Sunset. Wrap the end of the rope around the hilt of the Sunset Slicer. Use your arching momentum to strangle the Lizard with your swinging rope and use just enough cost of power on the Sunset slicer to anchor the rope in the Lizard's neck artery.

This.

[ion496]

Hey, cool, you picked my command.

Use your Hitinja precision to give the Lizard it's Life's Sunset. Wrap the end of the rope around the hilt of the Sunset Slicer. Use your arching momentum to strangle the Lizard with your swinging rope and use just enough cost of power on the Sunset slicer to anchor the rope in the Lizard's neck artery.

This.

Well, DO IT!

[DairunCates]

>LS: This is the perfect time to use that Signature Technique you've been working on.

You briefly consider this awesome strangulation move, but realize that that's REALLY hard to animate you don't have the body or agility to hang on for the ride.

Instead, you let go of the cord and leap at the giant beast. You didn't want to use this secret technique until you were sure it was ready, but it's now or never. You unleash "Life's Sunset". One cut across the beast's eye is all it takes. The beast should be blinded for good.

You also get the feeling that you've hit some kind of milestone...

Well. Either way, you have to worry about landing and finishing this thing off.

What do you do?

Happy 250th Panel guys. Thought I'd try a quick little bit of flash for the update. Doesn't look great, but I felt like doing something special. Besides, practice makes perfect.

Also, for a less crappy quality and faster loading version, go here.

[ion496]

Land and finish this thing off.

[Fengar]

>Cut off it's foot one piece at a time to free the other two.

[swampmist1142]

Land and finish this thing off.

with a slah to the balls

[OverkillinOliver]

TLL: Use your strength to push the T-Rex's foot off of you while its distracted with being blinded. Then... SUPLEX THE DINOSAUR!

[Kiroth6]

LS: Land on the Lizard's back and slide to the ground. Use your sword to slow your fall.

[Planet of the Japes]

Land and finish this thing off.

with a slah to the balls

Dinosaurs don't have those. And even if they did, I would recommend against trying this for at least three distinct reasons.

Since this thing was apparently attracted by the blood of the smaller dinosaurs, use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: SEVERED HEAD FLAIL to attempt to placate t-rex with the RED MEAT. Placate him right over a conveniently placed cliff.

[Kiroth6]

Land and finish this thing off.

with a slah to the balls

Dinosaurs don't have those. And even if they did, I would recommend against trying this for at least three distinct reasons.

Since this thing was apparently attracted by the blood of the smaller dinosaurs, use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: SEVERED HEAD FLAIL to attempt to placate t-rex with the RED MEAT. Placate him right over a conveniently placed cliff.

Yes!