Pirates vs. Ninjas RPG: The Forum Adventure (Back for Real!)

[swampmist1142]

either Hitinja,Shoninja or Feykinja I think

[GoldenMB]

All of them.

[Xander]

Dr. Inja.

[Fengar]

I'm stuck between Evadinja and Ferykinja...

I think I'll go with >Evadinja.

[Iyestorm]

You forgot Shedinja.

Shoninja. You do not follow the "dumb" stereotype. You chose this for the express purpose of disguising yourself as a pirate.

If multiclass is available, then multiclass with either Dr.Inja or Feykinja.

[HaloKirby9]

Hitinja

[DairunCates]

Hitinja!
If multiclass is available, then multiclass with either Dr.Inja or Feykinja.
Oh right. As one of the smartest Ninja girls around, you were a natural for the Hitinja. Being traditional may be boring, but you're damn good at what you do. Your skill with a Katana is unmatched among your peers. You were destined for greatness, but working as a town guard just didn't suit you. So, you took up freelance adventuring and tried to ignore the Ninja vs. Pirate war. Unfortunately, it doesn't always ignore you.

You decide to use the ancient Hitinja technique to open your eyes.

...It appears that there's a bucket on the ceiling.

Using your super amazing Hitinja attention to details, you determine that you've been tied upside from the ceiling. Unfortunately, your other Hitinja powers require weapons that you just don't have right now. You also know a couple of minor tricks from the Feykinja and Dr. Inja, but those are equally useless here unless you want to trick the bucket into thinking you're a pirate or trying to cripple the rope.

Of course, your idiot Shoninja friend did teach you this one technique once, but you REALLY hate to use that. It's so gawdy and ridiculous. It's not even really a ninja technique seeing as sneaking is impossible for 5 minutes after using it.

Well. How are you going to get down now?

[AvzinElkein]

Rock back and forth.

[Xander]

Use your hairpin blade to cut the rope.

[charcharmunro]

Briefly wonder if gravity has simply been reversed and you're rightside-up.

[Fengar]

>Use precise foot strikes to cut the rope.

[Entropy Rogue]

Use your hairpin blade to cut the rope.

This.

[DairunCates]

Briefly wonder if gravity has simply been reversed and you're rightside-up.
Use your hairpin blade to cut the rope.

Despite Ninjas defying gravity on a daily basis, you're pretty sure you're upside down. Your super keen Hitinja intellect has told you this. That and basic logic.

Unfortunately, the Pirates that kidnapped you aren't stupid. They knew to take your hairpin blade as well as remove your weapons. A shame. That one usually works. You'll need to think of something that doesn't involve weapons.

Perhaps you should try something with your minor Dr. Inja or Feykinja abilities.

You just hope that no one is looking at you right now. Your hair looks really terrible when you're dangling like this. Almost like it was really hard to draw.

[Entropy Rogue]

>Use precise foot strikes to cut the rope.

[AvzinElkein]

Try spinning counterclockwise.

[Deceptive]

Swing into the port hole and break the glass. With your mouth use the glass to cut the rope.

[Gnauga]

Use your DOCTOR POWERS to slim yourself down enough to slide through the bind.

[Fengar]

>I go with my previous suggestion.

[blueation]

exhale to release the grip of the ropes, so you are free.

[DairunCates]

Use your DOCTOR POWERS to slim yourself down enough to slide through the bind.

Are you insinuating that we're fat?

>Use precise foot strikes to cut the rope.

You would if these shoes weren't so useless. You can't seem to slip them off either. Why do Hitinja wear these anyway?

Swing into the port hole and break the glass. With your mouth use the glass to cut the rope.

You nearly give yourself a concussion. Your superior Hitinja intellect tells you that this wasn't the best idea in the world.


Thankfully, you do manage to catch a shard of glass in your mouth. Now you can cut yourself free with one precision spit.


Your ropes explode, and in a display of super amazing Ninja skill, you hit a loose floorboard, launch your katana towards you and catch while putting your hairband back on. It was so awesome that anyone watching certainly wouldn't have the time to draw it. You do wince a little from the pain of almost eating glass though. That's okay though. Soon you'll show your kidnappers that NO ONE messes with...


Oh damn. Looks like that hit to the head did some damage. You can't remember your name. Shouldn't be too hard to figure out. Most Ninjas keep a name based on their fighting style and how they defeat their foes; like Death in Silence, Flow Like Water, One Thousand Cuts, or Death From Above. There's also ninja named things like Flypaper Pornography Trap, Surprise Necksnap, or Deadly Death, but you surely don't have a name as stupid as that.

So what's your name?

[AvzinElkein]

Life's Sunset.

[Fengar]

>Purple Death,

[swampmist1142]

best name ever for a weapon wielder: Ten-Ten!!!

[Planet of the Japes]

The implications of the name "Flypaper Pornography Trap" make me almost sad we didn't go Feykinja. But since that's taken,

>Joy Derived From Bloodshed

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

> Dark Smoke Punchette