BRAND SPANKING NEW MIRROR!
Also, A TUMBLR THINGY (Whatever you kids are calling it these days).
HOLY CRAP! FAN-ARTS FOR PIRATES VS. NINJAS!
How strange. Your head feels so sore, and everything is dark. You can't remember anything. Not your life. Not your job. Not your name. Nothing. Better start with the basics then.
Are you a Boy or a Girl?