Pirates vs. Ninjas RPG: The Forum Adventure (Back for Real!)

[Eldrake]

LS: Attack the sheep while its distracted from behind.

[Planet of the Japes]

Mysterious Feykinja Girl: Having been knocked unconscious by the blast, appear in Thud Lander Lands with Thuds' concussion-induced hallucination. Witness him attempting to do something very disturbing to the sun.

[DairunCates]

>LWT: Sloppy Makeouts with the sun.

Alright! You make out with the sunset. You don't know if this is your subconscious telling you anything, but HALLUCINATIONS ROCK!

Mysterious Feykinja Girl: Having been knocked unconscious by the blast, appear in Thud Lander Lands with Thuds' concussion-induced hallucination. Witness him attempting to do something very disturbing to the sun.

OH GOD! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING, AND HOW DID YOU GET HERE!?

LS: Attack the sheep while its distracted from behind.

"Thinking of running, little sheep? Word of advice. NEVER lose sight of a Hitinja. We're tricky when we need to be."


"Let's see if you can guess which one is real."


"*huff puff* You Baaaarely got away from all of those copies.

"Predictable."


"It never even occurred to your yarn brain that they were all fake, did it? Shame.

LS: Time to shear these sheep. Finish this.

You expertly shave the Wooly fool of his dignity.


"Now leave before I get hungry."

What do you do?

[swampmist1142]

LS: eat it
wierd feykinja girl: turn out to be the one who taught LS her feykinga stuff and the one who gave her the trikster sword. wake up and explain you were just playing a joke

[Fengar]

>Mysterious Ninja: Teach Lands with Thuds some ninja skills while in his hallucination.
LS: Make a new wool sweater.

[Xander]

BL: Flee, you must hide your shame.

[DairunCates]

>BL: Flee, you must hide your shame.

The accursed sheep chooses to flee before you do horrible things to it. Probably for the best. That would've been a lot of lamb to eat out of pure vengeance.

>Weird Feykinja Girl: turn out to be the one who taught LS her feykinga stuff and the one who gave her the trikster sword. wake up and explain you were just playing a joke

Okay. Let's get two things straight here. FIRST. You are not JUST a Feykinja, you belong to the noble lineage of Equinja and channel the spirit of the ride into your very attacks along with your power to trick your foes. SECOND. You are not the girl's ally or her friend. You are here to prevent a horrible atrocity caused by the idiocy of these foolish adventurers. You were hiding specifically to get the jump on them. Now that you have, it's a simple matter of regaining consciousness and attacking.

[Fengar]

>LS: Tie up the mysterious ninja while she's asleep.
TLL: Try for sloppy makeouts with the mysterious ninja hallucination.
Mysterious Ninja: Use Equininja technique: Ride Like a Living Bull on TLL.

[Bloddyredcommie]

Lands with Thuds: extract yourself from the Ground.
HW: Poke Unconscious Fequininja with a Stick.
LS: Recognize the Fequininja.

[DairunCates]

>LS: Tie up the mysterious ninja while she's asleep.

WHAT!? She's just a kid. She was probably practicing her basic illusions and ended up in your battle. Poor little thing is probably scared out of her mind right now. You decide to check up on her instead.

>Mysterious Ninja: Use Equininja technique: Ride Like a Living Bull on TLL.

You can't be bothered with your usual silliness right now. Something tells you that now is the time for a dramatic and super powerful attack.

The second that Hitinja girl leans over she falls RIGHT into your trap. You spin around and give her a taste of your full powered Equinja kick, right to the face.


The results are so devastating that you celebrate for two panels instead of one.

What do you do?

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Yep. 500 Panels people. Here's to another 500. Think I should reference this for 1,000?

[eerr]

have a chit-chat with her.

[Riou]

Kick her some more.

[swampmist1142]

yes. you should referance OOO's. heck lets throw in a referance to double and kiva while were at it!

[eerr]

Whistle for your mount!

[DairunCates]

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You guys ever consider that you might be a little sadistic considering how much you ask me to beat up the main protagonists with minor enemies?

yes. you should referance OOO's. heck lets throw in a referance to double and kiva while were at it!

Considering how many Kamen Rider jokes my beat testers ALREADY make, I'm surprised I haven't put in more just to appease them. Hell, for the second beta test, one almost made Den-O.

>Feyquinja Girl: Kick her some more.

Gladly.


Hmm... Maybe you should try talking things out.

>Feyquinja Girl: have a chit-chat with her.

You direct all diplomatic matters to Mr. Fist.


You lay in a few hits while she's stunned. It's not as powerful as the last hit, but it's certainly demoralizing.

>Feyquinja Girl: Whistle for your mount!


You strike a dramatic pose because of how awesome you are.

Sadly, you do not have a mount to ride off with. You're too young for the Equinja to allow you to have a mount of your own. However, your mechanic hooked you up with something better that allows you to use your full Equinja powers without a mount and even boosts them up. Of course, you'll have to save that for a more dramatic time as it consumes 2 awesome points to use.

[One With Nothing]

Considering how many Kamen Rider jokes my beat testers ALREADY make, I'm surprised I haven't put in more just to appease them. Hell, for the second beta test, one almost made Den-O.

Yes, almost. Aside from the logistics of taking a ten point flaw four times over the course of the game, there really isn't anything stopping me from going that route. It's keeping in character that would be the most difficult thing. Starting out, he would be switching between Kiroth's main two characters, personality-wise, and it would only get more stupid from there. I think I've had my fill of Weapon Masters for now, and what I have now will be both funnier to mess with in the long run and give her and myself fewer headaches.

Also, as it stands, the current party dynamic contains the first three OOO combos (myself: RaToraTah, Oliver: GataKiriBa, Eckber: TaToBa).


That aside, adventure commands:

DSP + WN + Doctarr: randomly intervene
Feyquinja: This s*** just got dramatic! Be The Ride!
LS: Switch back to Base Form mid-flight. Obviously, DrInja Form just isn't cutting it right now.
LWT: Consummate relation with Sunhearst.
HM: This is the most bizarre turn of events that you haven't instigated you've ever seen. For once, be at a loss for words.

[OverkillinOliver]

One With Nothing, I believe I've already told you that I switched my build to Feyquinja (before the newly introduced character in this adventure appeared), rather than the Me-and-My-Shadow-Rokinja thing. I might still need to make Hibiki references, though. Messing with builds and all that.

Anyway...

LS: Play dead and hope the feyquinja goes away.
Feyquinja: Consider a bear-oriented name for yourself, because you just mauled someone.
HM: There's only one solution to this situation: MORE EXPLOSIVES! Oh, and maybe wake up LWT/TLL. Sleeping on the job isn't what you hired him for.

[Fengar]

>Ls: Get knocked out just as LWT wakes up, find a visibly traumatized sun in your dream.
HM: Get bored of watching your team get beat up, throw a freezing potion at the equininja.

[One With Nothing]

Eh, whatever.

Feyquinja: Pop your scarf and look like a douchebag, because this just got real.

[DairunCates]

>LS: Switch back to Base Form mid-flight. Obviously, DrInja Form just isn't cutting it right now.

What? How did you know about your secret...

Wait... That's just a voice in your head. Of course it would know. Still, it's not the time to use that. Not really appropriate her.

>LS: Play dead and hope the feyquinja goes away.

You're not playing. You're in a severe amount of pain.

>Feyquinja: This s*** just got dramatic! Be The Ride!

Are you kidding? This isn't even close to dramatic at this...

>HM: Get bored of watching your team get beat up, throw a freezing potion at the equininja.

Oh... She's still up.


As the Equinja dodges your attack and jumps off the freezing potion, one thought crosses your mind...


This just isn't your day.



>HM: This is the most bizarre turn of events that you haven't instigated you've ever seen. For once, be at a loss for words.

Oh you've seen much more Baaza- er... Bizarre than this.

"So. Would you maybe like to discuss this instead of randomly and violently beating up my bodyguards?"
"Stop looking for the demon. A slew of even more challenging foes awaits you if you do."


"I'll keep that in mind."

The Equinja girl jumps high into the sky and zips off at ridiculous speed.

>LS: Get knocked out just as LWT wakes up, find a visibly traumatized sun in your dream.

What is this? You don't even... Gah! Somehow you KNOW this is Laverne's fault.

[ProfessorLizzard]

>Poor Sun! Comfort him/her!

[Andorxor]

>Sun use your fusiontechnique with LS

[eerr]

comon now, you need to do it too!

[Eldrake]

>Be the Sun's therapist.

[DairunCates]

>LS: Poor Sun! Comfort him/her!

You attempt to console the sun.

>Sun: use your fusiontechnique with LS

The Sun, moved by your attempt to soothe it, attempts to fuse with you out of appreciation. You are now on fire.