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05-22-2012, 11:28 AM #2126
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Re: open paint close your eyes draw Nepeta post it here

I have no idea what in the world posessed me to make this abomination.

Best quotes ever:

Originally Posted by jasperkf

Originally Posted by Ixelrod

I just wish thirteen year old girls looked like Vriska five years ago. Yes, complete with gray skin and horns.

Fascinating. Tell me about your mother.

Originally Posted by Bluecho

Originally Posted by Ixelrod

Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic

Can someone tell me what a heartstring is? I still do not understand.

It's the origin of the phrase, "striking a chord".

Basically, it's like if someone tugs on your heart strings, it means they've played a chord that resonates with your heart. An emotional syncronization, if you pardon the less-than-apt metaphor.

Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic

So, Andrew is performing surgery on certain readers? Is he licensed?

Originally Posted by The Orange Man

Originally Posted by Mikker

We do need to see more Vriska.

Why doesn't Homestuck focus more in Vriska?

I mean seriously, we get more Gamzee than Vriska now...

If you arrange every panel of homestuck in a mosaic 1025 panels wide, you will find that it forms a portrait of Vriska.

Originally Posted by Diminuitive Calvin

So this is more of a weird coincidence:
I was looking through a february issue of the New Yorker. It had an article about potentially dangerous asteroids, and a "planetary defense foundation" called B612.I didn't think it was all that startling, but then these three cartoons followed it:

0_0
definitely a total tribute to MSPA

Originally Posted by Riou

What is a Bro.

Originally Posted by oogley

I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws

FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).

Also: Tangle buddies!

/le shit
*Shot
*Sign

Originally Posted by ClarifiedCorrection

So, people who are still awake...feeling sleepy?

Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger

Now that you mention it, I am feeling a bikgnkjbv lvfklvhnkj

Originally Posted by CranialHeartache

GUYS.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I told you motherfuckers.

She will be my wife.

Originally Posted by Malisteen

I will throw rice at you so hard. You have no idea how hard, you will all be saying "ow, I wish that fat fuck wasn't throwing the rice so gog damned hard, how the fuck does he even throw rice that hard with those weak-ass noodle arms?"

Other people will be looking on, saying "man, calm down, it's just rice. You need to chill your punk ass down," and I'll be all "NOOOO! MUST THROW RICE! YEEARGH!"

Not a quote, but a brilliant summary of homestuck.

Also quotes, but of the "Oh my god everything makes sense now!" kind.

Originally Posted by GideonWells

Originally Posted by Newlemming

Hmm.. so Jack's been going around murdering the dreamselves. We already know what's happening here.

Jack has acquired the knowledge post-scratch of the regicidal older Noir who's currently in the Troll's incepisphere.

He knows that killing off the dream-kids before they can God Tier will make things much more one-sided. Derse-sided, specifically.

Sorry if this was obvious to everyone else.

I'm not sure it is that complicated. Ignoring Jack and the Midnight Crew the game would still be locked into a stalemating cold war. Each side would get the same upgrades. I believe Jack is Sburb's chaos causing construct designed to break up the stalemate. Hussie used the example of Bowser in Super Mario games when describing Jack and other constructs. They follow a programming. Outside of player induced changes of plans they would do the same thing over and over, same core personalities until player events forces changes.

* PM's interactions show that Jack Noir regularly sends low level minions and others on assassination attempts attempts.

* Judging by his lack of prototyped clothes with meeting Karkat, it looks like he and the BQ always get in a fight over wearing silly outfits.

* Judging by Karkat's introduction to Jack, Jack encounters a kid and stabs them. It should be on one of their worlds.
- If Kid survives he adjusts his plans and activates the Regicide Quest against the Black Queen. (Remember, he stabbed Karkat).
- If Kid dies, he shrugs and continues on with his programming of hunting down all the players.
- In this regard I think Jack servers as Sburb's "enrage" timer. You aren't leveling fast enough on your planets? Jack kills you. Taking too long to even get into the game (supposed to start playing at 13, not 15.5 silly alpha kids)? Jack kills you.

* Letting Jack get a ring speeds up the game considerably. Bec Noir is a threat because you aren't supposed to prototype the first guardian. There looks to be a window of time kill him without this messing the game up beyond repair:
- If Jack get the ring because you haven't leveled enough after starting the quest, he kills you for going too slow.
- Considering Jack killed the BK and the game continued, this may or may not be a hard enrage. If so, this is another you fail Sburb by going too slow.

TL, DR: Jack is Sburb's "You are taking to long. WIPE! " mechanism. The alpha kids are 2.5 years late getting into Sburb so Sburb is wiping the raid.

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Something a lot of people forget is that regardless of how hopeless eridan was in romance and in life he was one of the most badass trolls ever.

Dude killed monsters everyday in order to feed an even bigger monster. He literally held his species survival in his hands at 6 sweeps, and no one was really worried because he made killing giant troll-eating monsters look that easy. They mistook personality for skill, and one thing he had a lot of was skill. He was studying conquerors and shit at that age too. His desk was full of war campaign maps. tool or not the man had shit locked down.

He was also one of the most fashionable trolls and his pants were hands down the best. And he pioneered wearing scarfs constantly, and pulling it off with ease. And a cape that makes you more badass when you take it off? Pure style.

Before Sgurb he was in the top 4 strongest trolls easy, along with Sollux,Vriska, and Equius (and Vriska is questionable since she could not control her dice back then).

And he went through the entire game without upgrading shit, while fighting a planet full of things trying to kill him that scared everyone else off with how fucking strong they are.

And he killed them all in a month.

After this he finally gets an upgrade and casts fucking magic spells stronger than sollux's eyelasers.

No matter what your opinion, the man was badass, and even if you dont respect him you must acknowledge that.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/85601945/M...nce#fullscreen
A theory about the glitch that caused the kids universes (B1 and B2) to happen.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/85607066/L...-Covers-at-Ion
This was unfortunately made redundant by the 05/13/12 update, which stated that LE can't be killed. I put up this video to mourn the loss of such a great theory.
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05-22-2012, 08:00 PM #2127
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Re: open paint close your eyes draw Nepeta post it here

Does drawing with my feet count?

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05-23-2012, 09:16 AM #2128
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Re: open paint close your eyes draw Nepeta post it here

Originally Posted by ColorofLull

Does drawing with my feet count?

That is actually quite nice!

Best quotes ever:

Originally Posted by jasperkf

Originally Posted by Ixelrod

I just wish thirteen year old girls looked like Vriska five years ago. Yes, complete with gray skin and horns.

Fascinating. Tell me about your mother.

Originally Posted by Bluecho

Originally Posted by Ixelrod

Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic

Can someone tell me what a heartstring is? I still do not understand.

It's the origin of the phrase, "striking a chord".

Basically, it's like if someone tugs on your heart strings, it means they've played a chord that resonates with your heart. An emotional syncronization, if you pardon the less-than-apt metaphor.

Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic

So, Andrew is performing surgery on certain readers? Is he licensed?

Originally Posted by The Orange Man

Originally Posted by Mikker

We do need to see more Vriska.

Why doesn't Homestuck focus more in Vriska?

I mean seriously, we get more Gamzee than Vriska now...

If you arrange every panel of homestuck in a mosaic 1025 panels wide, you will find that it forms a portrait of Vriska.

Originally Posted by Diminuitive Calvin

So this is more of a weird coincidence:
I was looking through a february issue of the New Yorker. It had an article about potentially dangerous asteroids, and a "planetary defense foundation" called B612.I didn't think it was all that startling, but then these three cartoons followed it:

0_0
definitely a total tribute to MSPA

Originally Posted by Riou

What is a Bro.

Originally Posted by oogley

I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws

FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).

Also: Tangle buddies!

/le shit
*Shot
*Sign

Originally Posted by ClarifiedCorrection

So, people who are still awake...feeling sleepy?

Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger

Now that you mention it, I am feeling a bikgnkjbv lvfklvhnkj

Originally Posted by CranialHeartache

GUYS.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I told you motherfuckers.

She will be my wife.

Originally Posted by Malisteen

I will throw rice at you so hard. You have no idea how hard, you will all be saying "ow, I wish that fat fuck wasn't throwing the rice so gog damned hard, how the fuck does he even throw rice that hard with those weak-ass noodle arms?"

Other people will be looking on, saying "man, calm down, it's just rice. You need to chill your punk ass down," and I'll be all "NOOOO! MUST THROW RICE! YEEARGH!"

Not a quote, but a brilliant summary of homestuck.

Also quotes, but of the "Oh my god everything makes sense now!" kind.

Originally Posted by GideonWells

Originally Posted by Newlemming

Hmm.. so Jack's been going around murdering the dreamselves. We already know what's happening here.

Jack has acquired the knowledge post-scratch of the regicidal older Noir who's currently in the Troll's incepisphere.

He knows that killing off the dream-kids before they can God Tier will make things much more one-sided. Derse-sided, specifically.

Sorry if this was obvious to everyone else.

I'm not sure it is that complicated. Ignoring Jack and the Midnight Crew the game would still be locked into a stalemating cold war. Each side would get the same upgrades. I believe Jack is Sburb's chaos causing construct designed to break up the stalemate. Hussie used the example of Bowser in Super Mario games when describing Jack and other constructs. They follow a programming. Outside of player induced changes of plans they would do the same thing over and over, same core personalities until player events forces changes.

* PM's interactions show that Jack Noir regularly sends low level minions and others on assassination attempts attempts.

* Judging by his lack of prototyped clothes with meeting Karkat, it looks like he and the BQ always get in a fight over wearing silly outfits.

* Judging by Karkat's introduction to Jack, Jack encounters a kid and stabs them. It should be on one of their worlds.
- If Kid survives he adjusts his plans and activates the Regicide Quest against the Black Queen. (Remember, he stabbed Karkat).
- If Kid dies, he shrugs and continues on with his programming of hunting down all the players.
- In this regard I think Jack servers as Sburb's "enrage" timer. You aren't leveling fast enough on your planets? Jack kills you. Taking too long to even get into the game (supposed to start playing at 13, not 15.5 silly alpha kids)? Jack kills you.

* Letting Jack get a ring speeds up the game considerably. Bec Noir is a threat because you aren't supposed to prototype the first guardian. There looks to be a window of time kill him without this messing the game up beyond repair:
- If Jack get the ring because you haven't leveled enough after starting the quest, he kills you for going too slow.
- Considering Jack killed the BK and the game continued, this may or may not be a hard enrage. If so, this is another you fail Sburb by going too slow.

TL, DR: Jack is Sburb's "You are taking to long. WIPE! " mechanism. The alpha kids are 2.5 years late getting into Sburb so Sburb is wiping the raid.

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Something a lot of people forget is that regardless of how hopeless eridan was in romance and in life he was one of the most badass trolls ever.

Dude killed monsters everyday in order to feed an even bigger monster. He literally held his species survival in his hands at 6 sweeps, and no one was really worried because he made killing giant troll-eating monsters look that easy. They mistook personality for skill, and one thing he had a lot of was skill. He was studying conquerors and shit at that age too. His desk was full of war campaign maps. tool or not the man had shit locked down.

He was also one of the most fashionable trolls and his pants were hands down the best. And he pioneered wearing scarfs constantly, and pulling it off with ease. And a cape that makes you more badass when you take it off? Pure style.

Before Sgurb he was in the top 4 strongest trolls easy, along with Sollux,Vriska, and Equius (and Vriska is questionable since she could not control her dice back then).

And he went through the entire game without upgrading shit, while fighting a planet full of things trying to kill him that scared everyone else off with how fucking strong they are.

And he killed them all in a month.

After this he finally gets an upgrade and casts fucking magic spells stronger than sollux's eyelasers.

No matter what your opinion, the man was badass, and even if you dont respect him you must acknowledge that.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/85601945/M...nce#fullscreen
A theory about the glitch that caused the kids universes (B1 and B2) to happen.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/85607066/L...-Covers-at-Ion
This was unfortunately made redundant by the 05/13/12 update, which stated that LE can't be killed. I put up this video to mourn the loss of such a great theory.
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Re: open paint close your eyes draw Nepeta post it here

Originally Posted by ColorofLull

Does drawing with my feet count?

You sure have some talented feet.

Karkat is the Vader to Meenah's Palpatine
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Re: open paint close your eyes draw Nepeta post it here

Originally Posted by sjasogun

I have no idea what in the world posessed me to make this abomination.

If all roleplaying between Nepeta and Vriska was like that they would have much more roleplaying sessions.

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Well then.
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Originally Posted by ambiguous

Well then.
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05-25-2012, 07:11 AM #2133
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Re: open paint close your eyes draw Nepeta post it here

Originally Posted by unbridledExüberance

Beautiful.

Best quotes ever:

Originally Posted by jasperkf

Originally Posted by Ixelrod

I just wish thirteen year old girls looked like Vriska five years ago. Yes, complete with gray skin and horns.

Fascinating. Tell me about your mother.

Originally Posted by Bluecho

Originally Posted by Ixelrod

Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic

Can someone tell me what a heartstring is? I still do not understand.

It's the origin of the phrase, "striking a chord".

Basically, it's like if someone tugs on your heart strings, it means they've played a chord that resonates with your heart. An emotional syncronization, if you pardon the less-than-apt metaphor.

Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic

So, Andrew is performing surgery on certain readers? Is he licensed?

Originally Posted by The Orange Man

Originally Posted by Mikker

We do need to see more Vriska.

Why doesn't Homestuck focus more in Vriska?

I mean seriously, we get more Gamzee than Vriska now...

If you arrange every panel of homestuck in a mosaic 1025 panels wide, you will find that it forms a portrait of Vriska.

Originally Posted by Diminuitive Calvin

So this is more of a weird coincidence:
I was looking through a february issue of the New Yorker. It had an article about potentially dangerous asteroids, and a "planetary defense foundation" called B612.I didn't think it was all that startling, but then these three cartoons followed it:

0_0
definitely a total tribute to MSPA

Originally Posted by Riou

What is a Bro.

Originally Posted by oogley

I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws

FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).

Also: Tangle buddies!

/le shit
*Shot
*Sign

Originally Posted by ClarifiedCorrection

So, people who are still awake...feeling sleepy?

Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger

Now that you mention it, I am feeling a bikgnkjbv lvfklvhnkj

Originally Posted by CranialHeartache

GUYS.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I told you motherfuckers.

She will be my wife.

Originally Posted by Malisteen

I will throw rice at you so hard. You have no idea how hard, you will all be saying "ow, I wish that fat fuck wasn't throwing the rice so gog damned hard, how the fuck does he even throw rice that hard with those weak-ass noodle arms?"

Other people will be looking on, saying "man, calm down, it's just rice. You need to chill your punk ass down," and I'll be all "NOOOO! MUST THROW RICE! YEEARGH!"

Not a quote, but a brilliant summary of homestuck.

Also quotes, but of the "Oh my god everything makes sense now!" kind.

Originally Posted by GideonWells

Originally Posted by Newlemming

Hmm.. so Jack's been going around murdering the dreamselves. We already know what's happening here.

Jack has acquired the knowledge post-scratch of the regicidal older Noir who's currently in the Troll's incepisphere.

He knows that killing off the dream-kids before they can God Tier will make things much more one-sided. Derse-sided, specifically.

Sorry if this was obvious to everyone else.

I'm not sure it is that complicated. Ignoring Jack and the Midnight Crew the game would still be locked into a stalemating cold war. Each side would get the same upgrades. I believe Jack is Sburb's chaos causing construct designed to break up the stalemate. Hussie used the example of Bowser in Super Mario games when describing Jack and other constructs. They follow a programming. Outside of player induced changes of plans they would do the same thing over and over, same core personalities until player events forces changes.

* PM's interactions show that Jack Noir regularly sends low level minions and others on assassination attempts attempts.

* Judging by his lack of prototyped clothes with meeting Karkat, it looks like he and the BQ always get in a fight over wearing silly outfits.

* Judging by Karkat's introduction to Jack, Jack encounters a kid and stabs them. It should be on one of their worlds.
- If Kid survives he adjusts his plans and activates the Regicide Quest against the Black Queen. (Remember, he stabbed Karkat).
- If Kid dies, he shrugs and continues on with his programming of hunting down all the players.
- In this regard I think Jack servers as Sburb's "enrage" timer. You aren't leveling fast enough on your planets? Jack kills you. Taking too long to even get into the game (supposed to start playing at 13, not 15.5 silly alpha kids)? Jack kills you.

* Letting Jack get a ring speeds up the game considerably. Bec Noir is a threat because you aren't supposed to prototype the first guardian. There looks to be a window of time kill him without this messing the game up beyond repair:
- If Jack get the ring because you haven't leveled enough after starting the quest, he kills you for going too slow.
- Considering Jack killed the BK and the game continued, this may or may not be a hard enrage. If so, this is another you fail Sburb by going too slow.

TL, DR: Jack is Sburb's "You are taking to long. WIPE! " mechanism. The alpha kids are 2.5 years late getting into Sburb so Sburb is wiping the raid.

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Something a lot of people forget is that regardless of how hopeless eridan was in romance and in life he was one of the most badass trolls ever.

Dude killed monsters everyday in order to feed an even bigger monster. He literally held his species survival in his hands at 6 sweeps, and no one was really worried because he made killing giant troll-eating monsters look that easy. They mistook personality for skill, and one thing he had a lot of was skill. He was studying conquerors and shit at that age too. His desk was full of war campaign maps. tool or not the man had shit locked down.

He was also one of the most fashionable trolls and his pants were hands down the best. And he pioneered wearing scarfs constantly, and pulling it off with ease. And a cape that makes you more badass when you take it off? Pure style.

Before Sgurb he was in the top 4 strongest trolls easy, along with Sollux,Vriska, and Equius (and Vriska is questionable since she could not control her dice back then).

And he went through the entire game without upgrading shit, while fighting a planet full of things trying to kill him that scared everyone else off with how fucking strong they are.

And he killed them all in a month.

After this he finally gets an upgrade and casts fucking magic spells stronger than sollux's eyelasers.

No matter what your opinion, the man was badass, and even if you dont respect him you must acknowledge that.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/85601945/M...nce#fullscreen
A theory about the glitch that caused the kids universes (B1 and B2) to happen.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/85607066/L...-Covers-at-Ion
This was unfortunately made redundant by the 05/13/12 update, which stated that LE can't be killed. I put up this video to mourn the loss of such a great theory.
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Re: open paint close your eyes draw Nepeta post it here

Originally Posted by ambiguous

Well then.

What the hell is up with that Eridan? Looks like he's breakdancing.. With a lightbulb?

Also Karkat looks like Bobby Zilch from Psychonauts.

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Re: open paint close your eyes draw Nepeta post it here

Originally Posted by ambiguous

Well then.

Is it just me or does Aradia look like she's doing a SUPERMAN there?

Best quotes ever:

Originally Posted by jasperkf

Originally Posted by Ixelrod

I just wish thirteen year old girls looked like Vriska five years ago. Yes, complete with gray skin and horns.

Fascinating. Tell me about your mother.

Originally Posted by Bluecho

Originally Posted by Ixelrod

Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic

Can someone tell me what a heartstring is? I still do not understand.

It's the origin of the phrase, "striking a chord".

Basically, it's like if someone tugs on your heart strings, it means they've played a chord that resonates with your heart. An emotional syncronization, if you pardon the less-than-apt metaphor.

Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic

So, Andrew is performing surgery on certain readers? Is he licensed?

Originally Posted by The Orange Man

Originally Posted by Mikker

We do need to see more Vriska.

Why doesn't Homestuck focus more in Vriska?

I mean seriously, we get more Gamzee than Vriska now...

If you arrange every panel of homestuck in a mosaic 1025 panels wide, you will find that it forms a portrait of Vriska.

Originally Posted by Diminuitive Calvin

So this is more of a weird coincidence:
I was looking through a february issue of the New Yorker. It had an article about potentially dangerous asteroids, and a "planetary defense foundation" called B612.I didn't think it was all that startling, but then these three cartoons followed it:

0_0
definitely a total tribute to MSPA

Originally Posted by Riou

What is a Bro.

Originally Posted by oogley

I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws

FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).

Also: Tangle buddies!

/le shit
*Shot
*Sign

Originally Posted by ClarifiedCorrection

So, people who are still awake...feeling sleepy?

Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger

Now that you mention it, I am feeling a bikgnkjbv lvfklvhnkj

Originally Posted by CranialHeartache

GUYS.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I told you motherfuckers.

She will be my wife.

Originally Posted by Malisteen

I will throw rice at you so hard. You have no idea how hard, you will all be saying "ow, I wish that fat fuck wasn't throwing the rice so gog damned hard, how the fuck does he even throw rice that hard with those weak-ass noodle arms?"

Other people will be looking on, saying "man, calm down, it's just rice. You need to chill your punk ass down," and I'll be all "NOOOO! MUST THROW RICE! YEEARGH!"

Not a quote, but a brilliant summary of homestuck.

Also quotes, but of the "Oh my god everything makes sense now!" kind.

Originally Posted by GideonWells

Originally Posted by Newlemming

Hmm.. so Jack's been going around murdering the dreamselves. We already know what's happening here.

Jack has acquired the knowledge post-scratch of the regicidal older Noir who's currently in the Troll's incepisphere.

He knows that killing off the dream-kids before they can God Tier will make things much more one-sided. Derse-sided, specifically.

Sorry if this was obvious to everyone else.

I'm not sure it is that complicated. Ignoring Jack and the Midnight Crew the game would still be locked into a stalemating cold war. Each side would get the same upgrades. I believe Jack is Sburb's chaos causing construct designed to break up the stalemate. Hussie used the example of Bowser in Super Mario games when describing Jack and other constructs. They follow a programming. Outside of player induced changes of plans they would do the same thing over and over, same core personalities until player events forces changes.

* PM's interactions show that Jack Noir regularly sends low level minions and others on assassination attempts attempts.

* Judging by his lack of prototyped clothes with meeting Karkat, it looks like he and the BQ always get in a fight over wearing silly outfits.

* Judging by Karkat's introduction to Jack, Jack encounters a kid and stabs them. It should be on one of their worlds.
- If Kid survives he adjusts his plans and activates the Regicide Quest against the Black Queen. (Remember, he stabbed Karkat).
- If Kid dies, he shrugs and continues on with his programming of hunting down all the players.
- In this regard I think Jack servers as Sburb's "enrage" timer. You aren't leveling fast enough on your planets? Jack kills you. Taking too long to even get into the game (supposed to start playing at 13, not 15.5 silly alpha kids)? Jack kills you.

* Letting Jack get a ring speeds up the game considerably. Bec Noir is a threat because you aren't supposed to prototype the first guardian. There looks to be a window of time kill him without this messing the game up beyond repair:
- If Jack get the ring because you haven't leveled enough after starting the quest, he kills you for going too slow.
- Considering Jack killed the BK and the game continued, this may or may not be a hard enrage. If so, this is another you fail Sburb by going too slow.

TL, DR: Jack is Sburb's "You are taking to long. WIPE! " mechanism. The alpha kids are 2.5 years late getting into Sburb so Sburb is wiping the raid.

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Something a lot of people forget is that regardless of how hopeless eridan was in romance and in life he was one of the most badass trolls ever.

Dude killed monsters everyday in order to feed an even bigger monster. He literally held his species survival in his hands at 6 sweeps, and no one was really worried because he made killing giant troll-eating monsters look that easy. They mistook personality for skill, and one thing he had a lot of was skill. He was studying conquerors and shit at that age too. His desk was full of war campaign maps. tool or not the man had shit locked down.

He was also one of the most fashionable trolls and his pants were hands down the best. And he pioneered wearing scarfs constantly, and pulling it off with ease. And a cape that makes you more badass when you take it off? Pure style.

Before Sgurb he was in the top 4 strongest trolls easy, along with Sollux,Vriska, and Equius (and Vriska is questionable since she could not control her dice back then).

And he went through the entire game without upgrading shit, while fighting a planet full of things trying to kill him that scared everyone else off with how fucking strong they are.

And he killed them all in a month.

After this he finally gets an upgrade and casts fucking magic spells stronger than sollux's eyelasers.

No matter what your opinion, the man was badass, and even if you dont respect him you must acknowledge that.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/85601945/M...nce#fullscreen
A theory about the glitch that caused the kids universes (B1 and B2) to happen.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/85607066/L...-Covers-at-Ion
This was unfortunately made redundant by the 05/13/12 update, which stated that LE can't be killed. I put up this video to mourn the loss of such a great theory.
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Re: open paint close your eyes draw Nepeta post it here

Tried my hand at Nepeta, and Karkat.

At least the Nepeta one sort of looks like something?

Karkat is the Vader to Meenah's Palpatine
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Well, what are we waiting for

MSPA ♣House IRC - MAPLEHOOF'S ADVENTURE - Holly's Valentines Day Drawing Requests [CLOSED]
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Originally Posted by Razzie

I'm lost. Did future dream Rose just merge with past Rose to make her go to sleep/wake up?

Originally Posted by Varinn

the only elements i give a shit about is that rose is as swift as a coursing river, john has all the force of a great typhoon, dave has all the strength of a raging fire, and jade is mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

I think John is kinda like Captain Carrot from Discuworldo. He believes that there is good in everyone so strongly, they all wanna prove him right.

And they feel so bad for disappointing him, they strive not to do it.

FINALLY a proper example of auspistism:

Originally Posted by SnakeInABox

OH GOD PLEASE BE A PSYCHE I CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF WITHOUT HOMESTUCK

Homestuck c3< Me/Me

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Malleus Inferni

What if it's a heroic death?

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

It is akin to taking a needle full of melted pop rocks, skittles, and things that only make sense in context and squirting them directly into the left side of your brain.

Originally Posted by NullEntropy

I think Kanaya would be a good Samus for some reason. Or Jade.

Yep, looks like things are back to normal in the MSPA Discussion Thread.

Concerning Jane's facial English flag in this panel:

Originally Posted by Ixelrod

Originally Posted by Legendary

Earlier when she looked through the window it was the flag of Finland. I don't think it means much.

The Condesce has fins.

Originally Posted by CranialHeartache

Originally Posted by Heza

Originally Posted by CranialHeartache

Originally Posted by Skywarp

Originally Posted by OrangeAipom

I think Bro's symbol should be a star.
star heart horseshoe 4 LYFE

horseshoe

This sounds kinda very plausible as Bro's symbol, actually.

I hope Hussie puts it open-end up. Horseshoes facing down don't collect good luck and in fact spill it out.

I may or may not have been ninja'd, but in some cultures an open end up horseshoe is bad luck because it becomes a seat for an evil sprite to sit in. :'D

Well shit I guess we got to put it sideways then.

LORD OF ENGLISH

THE BIG TABLEFLIP

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by xebec

Originally Posted by The Ghost of Starscream

The thing that's still bugging me is why the "homestuck" caption that appeared next to the sun stayed there as the camera panned away, as if it were part of the environment itself.

i was really weirded out by that too!

so weirded out that i was thinking about it even as jane blew up! like, "gee, this is weird, is homestuck actually branded into the sky here or something? is jane going to comment on it? oh wait no she can't. she has exploded. ok..."

Originally Posted by Knight Of Derp

In dedication of my favorite Pool Eyed Offscreen Villian...

Originally Posted by Elshastara

((for the love of god CLICK this))

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by Holly

okay now what the hell is going on in here??
Seriously. I've only read the last page and
what
8I
This is sort of a weird way to start the morning.

What are you talking about Holly porn is the perfect way to start the morning

This... Needed a comma after Holly.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

So this Dante thing. Really there's only one way to sum it up.

Originally Posted by Crav

Not to change the subject, but the last few days I've been reading through Homestuck again and...
All I can think of is how glad I am I signed up on these forums when I did.
Might sound strange coming from a guy with only a few hundred posts, but I lurk a lot.
For every joke, and funny panel hussie put up, I can remember like 3 injokes spawned by the community. Or see all the direct responces he did because of stuff just random memes that were coming up in conversations at the time.
For every plot twist, I can remember 10 crack theories that were insane and the occational one that got it right in the most awesome way. The hilarious freak out reactions.

And it occurs to me that it just makes the whole thing that much more amazing.

Thanks guys. Keep being amazing.

Originally Posted by killerlamb

(I've been smacking myself in the boob for the past 10 minutes from different angles, seeing where it hurts and where it doesn't)

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

I'm going to be on my death bed and you will visit me and you will softly whisper in my ear "Takei Oh My goes here".

And I will die of laughter.

"Here lies Arms, who died when a teenage girl reminded her that she pretended to hit on George Takei once."

Almost all you need to know about Comic Disc shenanigans.

Originally Posted by Bandages

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

fire is EXTREMEEEEE-ly hot. Just so EXTREMEEEEE-ly physically attractive,, X3.....

Also Fish are zakarias and wheezee????? WHAT AM I LOKI AT!! (?)

I can't parse any of this

Where am I

What's going on

Originally Posted by BlackholePA

You know, the face is probably the most singularly expressive emoticon that I have ever come across. Its usage can be immensely varied and yet it always manages to carry a point across perfectly.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic. I'm terribly sorry.

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Guess What I Just Found

((CLICK THIS))

I can't wait to make brand new memories.

Originally Posted by Prin Pardus

Might as well call me PM
'cuz I always deliver

Originally Posted by pherociousDuodecim

My reaction to the update. Apart from general silliness.
((CLICK THIS))
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Originally Posted by Holly

Well, what are we waiting for

I saw a moose with a hat and shades.

EDIT Those idiots on tumblr did something inherently useful for once!
They have successfully decoded the nonsense!
http://geromytime.tumblr.com/post/25...-solved-it-you

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-retcon-
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Welcome home, undyingUmbrage.

My Fanfiction:
A Hand in Holding Hands, Аn Аshen Fanfic - Completed, several chapters of content and the rest of commentary.

Suffocation - This is the day your life changes. There's nothing more you can do to prepare. They're coming.
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It's pretty obvious uu wants to turn into a three-armed lizard and be hypnotized by someone to light this strainer on fire with a flamethrower. Meanwhile, he also wants Nannasprite to deliver some cotton candy to him and it to be placed on a table. And for it to be delivered on Nannasprite's arm.

TRUE>> <<TRUE
(Heartstuck is not by me.)

(Johnstuck, however, IS by me.)

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Originally Posted by Drillgorg

They're... basically all dick shaped. It is a good shape for rockets to be.

Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity

i'm nostalgic for gravity falls you ablest fuck

Originally Posted by KatoHearts

I request that they not be, since you won't be the only person controlling the civ and I can guarantee that every other fucking person on the forum is sick of your giant scorpions at this point.
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I decided to try Dave this time.

And the interpretation it.

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TRUE>> <<TRUE
(Heartstuck is not by me.)

(Johnstuck, however, IS by me.)

Avatar by Nimz. He is an AWESOME DUDE. SO COOLIO.

SIGQUOTES

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

They're... basically all dick shaped. It is a good shape for rockets to be.

Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity

i'm nostalgic for gravity falls you ablest fuck

Originally Posted by KatoHearts

I request that they not be, since you won't be the only person controlling the civ and I can guarantee that every other fucking person on the forum is sick of your giant scorpions at this point.
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Aw yeah.
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.....I seriously shouldn't be allowed to do this.

My awesome stuff in dire need of attention under the spoiler of epicness!

Deathbound- Another Sgrub Roleplay

Fantrolls

Darbel Esanah/passiveGambler-Thief of Hope

I mean Ψhat kind of siiick fuuuck Ψould make a game like THAT?<
♥: None / ♠: Senari Macera / ♦: none / ♣: none

Jordan Zalser/majesticFeathered-Heir of Light

You know, thosE two always act likE thEy arE thE Fucking quEEn or somEthing.
♥: None / ♠: none / ♦: Jiliot Thelgi / ♣: none

adding more soon
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Re: open paint close your eyes draw Nepeta post it here

Okay, let's see here... Equius is wearing overalls, Aradia has mouse ears, and Sollux is hitting her in the face with a spoon.

:V

Maybe I'll do an interpretation of that later.

Pokèmon Vietnamese Crystal: Some sorta engrish thingamajig. Updates slightly more than Proton Jon.
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Re: open paint close your eyes draw Nepeta post it here

Boom. This was done with my eyes completely closed the whole time.

This was done slightly differently. I opened my eyes after each individual "part" (the horns, the head, the coat, etc...) and got the colour of the next part form the Nepeta sprite. So I saw where I started each part. The rest was all random though and closed-eyes.

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What... have I done?
EDIT: Also I tried again with... uh... aaaaarms?

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3 horns and a hook in her eye. You win.

My awesome stuff in dire need of attention under the spoiler of epicness!

Deathbound- Another Sgrub Roleplay

Fantrolls

Darbel Esanah/passiveGambler-Thief of Hope

I mean Ψhat kind of siiick fuuuck Ψould make a game like THAT?<
♥: None / ♠: Senari Macera / ♦: none / ♣: none

Jordan Zalser/majesticFeathered-Heir of Light

You know, thosE two always act likE thEy arE thE Fucking quEEn or somEthing.
♥: None / ♠: none / ♦: Jiliot Thelgi / ♣: none

adding more soon
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