Coreblight

[sonic3535]

THIS ADVENTURE IS SO PRETTY AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anyway I'm sure you're used to this kind of thing from new readers so I'll just move on...
> Fondly regard wall drawings.

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Heheh "Do they have butts"

[dapperpixel]

SoM: Fuss over the worker clothes, they simply don't match your taste.


Are you kidding? YOU designed these outfits yourself! Well, the ones they're wearing right now at least. They have free reign to wear whatever their poor-style minds desire when it's not an ECLIPSE SHIFT.



SoM: Investigate the epidemic of missing butts.


Do bazzles have butts??? It's very difficult to know these kinds of things, even when looking directly at a naked one itself. They have these gigantic protrusions extending from their posterior, interfering with what would be a perfect one-seam design, and then you also have to keep up with the fact that not all of them even have a tail! As such, it's become troubling to design outfits for them, you often just recycle pants from past designs.

Those bugpeople with their thoraxes and whatever are a different story, however. They clearly do not have butts.



SoM: Go work on your newest designs and whatnot.


You'd love to, but you need to skedaddle right now. You need to take care of this tedious role call for all of your buildings on a fashionably late timescale before you can get anything to anything fun around here, and that's an order directly from the ADMI. No easy workaround there, not even with your ARRANGEMENT with them. Gotta take care of something first, though.



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There, now you're fashionably late.



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Of course, it's still dark outside. It's not like the ECLIPSE can be over with just a simple dramatic buildup or anything.

Now to decide which establishment to maneuver to next.

[Shadow Phoenix]

The zipper factory.

[sonic3535]

> The scarf warehouse

[Adept]

> The Pants Production Plant.

[Wessolf27]

>I agree with the scarf factory. Scarves are very important for a cosmopolitan fashionista such as yourself. Go there.

[Nighzmarquls]

The Scarf Manufactury!

[Crazy-8]

The Hat Distribution Depot, there are so many different hats that need distribution you need to make sure the workers don't screw it up.

[Reecer6]

>Ascot Assembly Association, which isn't actually an association

[Anthano Zasalla]

> Avant-Garde Scarves

[Malrone]

Zipper Distributor

[distainfulCatalyst]

Visit the R&D department, see what abominations of nature miracles of science have been rendered wearable since last time you checked.

[DS Piron]

> Scarves. You always check up on scarves first.
>> In the middle of the above, realize again that it something else you're supposed to check up first, something crucial to most, if not the whole rest of you facilities.

[dapperpixel]

SoM: The Scarf Factory.


You can't go there because that place doesn't exist! Your own scarf is a one of a kind signature piece, "given" to you by the highly DUKE himself. You'd...rather not go into the messy details of how that event transpired though. In spite of that, you can't even fathom of being as drop-dead gorgeous as he is. Even the ADMI admit that his figure is "a league above adequate."



SoM: The Hat Distribution Depot.


Again, doesn't exist. You're just going to keep walking in the general direction of the rest of the buildings in your district.



SoM: Ascot Assembly Association.


Why is this such an issue with you lame-o's??? You're in charge of the APPARATUS WORKS district, not the entire GARMENT DIVISION clear on the other side of the city. You deal with apparatuses. Not clothes. You simply design for both because you're one of the best designers in the city, they came to you for that. Also, ascots are super tacky, they're like wannabe ties and-



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...You think you have a bigger issue to take care of right now.

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hahaha kind of a 400-panel celebratory update there

anyway HI i'm back at least temporarily, i'm going off to college in less than a week and i honestly have no idea whether i'm going to have plenty of free time to continue updating on a semi-regular basis, or be totally swamped and not be able to get anything out until like christmas. so i'm just gonna keep updating for now until i get halted and we'll see how that goes

[Crazy-8]

>He's a worker right? fire him or something

[Adept]

> SoM: OH NO!! All those apparatuses! Get someone cleaning that up, stat.

[supajackle]

>Punish the frog

[Chowder]

Grab him by his froggy tongue and slam him into the ground. Dumb sod needs a good clobbering.

[Wessolf27]

Grab him by his froggy tongue and slam him into the ground. Dumb sod needs a good clobbering.

This

SoM: Follow it up with an electric charge to the tongue.

[Dalmationer]

>HUZZAH!!

[Malrone]

This might need back up.

Or maybe special combat apparatus. You do that right?

[josephStaleknight]

>Rip those tacky shorts off and fight that douche-frog like a real avian!

[dapperpixel]

SoM: Punish the frog.


That's a REELIWOG, but whatever, you could go for a good COMBAT right now.



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Ceristripe.

[Malrone]

This requires your most powerful and fashionable combat techniques.

[Crazy-8]

>Who's Ceristripe and why are they wearing such a tacky outfit?