>PoR: Retrieve SECRET TREASURE MAP from underside of desk.
>PoR: Retrieve SECRET TREASURE MAP from underside of desk.
Your ChumHandle is zealousScarecrow and you zpeak|with|a|zharp|tongue.
>Take bite of electric doughnut
PoR: Examine donut-shaped device.
You have no idea what a "donut" is, is that some sort of weird plant seed or something?
Weird names for simple things aside, you examine the circular object that's clearly a working HOLOBAND, much like the one you let Parch over at your main headquarters have. Except this one looks to have been manufactured in that mallard's district, APPARATUS WORKS. This thing reeks of counter-sabotage. You wouldn't doubt that she stole your role-taking device and implanted some flashy fashionable barf into this HOLOBAND as means to further taunt you.
In fact, you bet that's EXACTLY what happened.
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You're busting out of this blasted office already, it feels like you've been squandering your valuable time in here for an entire dusting. You are absolutely seething, you're so furious at everything right now.
PoR: Descend to lowest point in the building.
>PoR: Order the first worker you find to fix your door and the crack in the wall you just made.
Your ChumHandle is zealousScarecrow and you zpeak|with|a|zharp|tongue.
Sorry for not leaving a command, but holy crap you and this adventure are flat out radtastic awesome! You got yourself another reader! Now please excuse me while I got back to page 3 to catch up.
PS: So I dont muck up your page with spam I'll drop my fanart in this post.
>PoR: Get ready to yell at some workers.
Your ChumHandle is zealousScarecrow and you zpeak|with|a|zharp|tongue.
Grab those buttons!
PoR: Ride that Loop-de-Loop slide to reach the bottom.
How many fingers am I holding up?
> Time to CHITTER FURIOUSLY
PoR: Shout in the most tempestuous manner at whoever threw that box!
YOU.
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WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR DUMB LIZARDBRAIN THINKING.
Hello b-
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET FIRED ALREADY, ON YOU AND YOUR LOT'S FIRST ECLIPSE DAY?
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No, I j-
listen up, REPTILE.
Could you liste-
if YOU or ANY of your coworker buddies here think this is like playtime down at the munchkin sector, you can hightail your lanky yellow rump outta here and face SEVERE consequences if you don't stop fooling around
Can I-
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DO imakemyselfCLEAR?
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all he was 'onna say that we already got our voicebox remotes 'n' whatever together 'n' ready t'go geez chill out ms. boss lady!
also, mr. wiring drudger here dudn't like bein' screamed at for no cause, i think ya owe 'im an apology at least!