Coreblight

[dapperpixel]

MIRROR & TUMBLR & LIVESTREAM

You wake up on a sizzling hot, tiled floor. Memory, hazy, coupled with a pounding headache. The intense rays of light casting into the room reek of an unmistakable sense of promise and almost severe optimism.



Assess situation.

You recognize this COMMUNAL OF EMPLOYMENT, it's the location of your JOB. You wish you could remember what it actually is, but this head trauma is really taking its toll on your mind!

What is this paunchy reptilian's occupation?

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[Supernerd]

Food tester.

[VoltaicPhilosopher]

Cram-wrapper.

[Fungo4]

Mid-boss

[Falconer Lombard]

Crate moving specialist.

[frostedWarlock]

Crate moving specialist.

He minored in culinary arts and guard duty.

[anticipatedFailure]

Executive Vice President Specializing In Shirtlessness

[Zefferen]

Clearly he is a Box Smith.

[Yubi Shines]

A regional customer service clerk.

CLEARLY.

[Zink]

He is obviously the great BOX STEALER OF BOXES.

[Lord_Asmodeus]

A Shopkeep/Merchant

[Gustave]

>Coreblighter.

[dapperpixel]

Crate moving specialist.

Clearly he is a Box Smith.

He is obviously the great BOX STEALER OF BOXES.

Enter occupation.

Oh yeah, that's what it is!



BS: Survey room.

You are an amateur BOX SMITH working at MOVING CRATES ASSOCIATION. You have not yet been promoted to CRATE CLERK, but you hope to attain this position one day. As stated before, you have little to no recollection of how you ended up in here, but it doesn't appear to be a working day today. In fact, there hasn't been a working day for weeks since the company's VICE PRESIDENT left for "business reasons" about a month ago. You're one of the only ones who still actually show up here to work, even if for no pay.

But since today is not a required work day, you are free to roam the streets, including this building! What will you do?

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I'm off for sleep and school. Thanks for all the fast suggestions, guys.

[Gustave]

>Steal office supplies.

[Iyestorm]

If you're the only one here, does that mean you're in charge?

>Give self a promotion.

[Lord_Asmodeus]

See what's inside the boxes

[yuumitsu]

go and explore the streets, so you can move more important boxs

[engineclock]

Fashion a box into a suitable top. Have some decency, for god's sake.

[Falconer Lombard]

Check schedule: get ahead on tomorrow's work.
Or
Find scrap boxes and recycle them to improve box smithing ability.

[Dfaran]

>Do a bit of snooping. Maybe you can figure out where the VP went. Or at least where all those paychecks went.

[anticipatedFailure]

>Read those papers on the ground, maybe they're a note from the vice president.

[dapperpixel]

See what's inside the boxes

>Do a bit of snooping. Maybe you can figure out where the VP went. Or at least where all those paychecks went.

>Read those papers on the ground, maybe they're a note from the vice president.

BS: Snoop around and see what's inside the boxes.

You search the immediate area surrounding you for anything of monetary value, but find nothing but DUNGAREES, a BREEZING APPARATUS, and an odd little NOODLE-EARED PLUSH.



BS: Put the bunny back in the box!!

Is that what that thing was? What a weird name for something.



BS: Read those papers on the ground.

These papers have nothing but nonsensical scribblings on them!! Total waste of potential paychecks.

[Zefferen]

> Search for the company's PRESIDENT.

[Odinod]

> Find a shirt. Bare-chested? That's hardly what a hard-working employee like yourself should be looking like.

[Lord_Asmodeus]

Take the Plush Bunny with you, it might prove useful.