Golem Story

[Dfaran]

>Golem: Try the chainsaw on them. It probably won't work, but it can't hurt to try, right? And it's solved most of your problems so far.

[eerr]

Any priestess knows what to do!.
maybe?
possibly?

Also, golem is down for the count.

[NightingaleRB]

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Wow, sorry for the delay guys. I had a sudden acute case of the Raging Pukes, followed by a just-as-sudden case of Grandma Coming to Visit. Bad luck, worst combination.

> Golem: you have a purpose, you have many. You must bring the mouse to life, you must stop Son Notte, you must reawaken. Who are they to stop you?

None of those are a real purpose. They're more like goals.
Or achievements.
Shush. Your purpose would have been given to you when you were created.
So technically, you already have one. You've just forgotten.
And somehow managed to keep your head. Well, figuratively.



... Who are we?
Ha ha! We're nothing really. You simply needed someone to show up and tell you that you're doing it wrong.
We're convenient.

> Golem: Try the chainsaw on them. It probably won't work, but it can't hurt to try, right? And it's solved most of your problems so far.

It is sorely tempting to unleash your new-found propensity for violence against these two. On the other hand, it looks like your chainsaw is missing! You try to activate it anyway.



Uhh.

> Yun: Wildly through punches where you hope the creature is.

You are not Yun! Anyway she has been paralyzed by the creature with the bottle. She mutters something that sounds like "get over here and take your punches like a man" before the rest of the gas swarms around her.

> Jawshoea: Bind that thing's movement quickly.

> Georgeann: Panic calmly.

The creature uses the bottle like a circus ball, severely impeding your tech's ability to get a solid grip.



Georgeann notices and tells you to cancel your tech for the moment. She has a plan.

> Golem: Ignore these confusing apparitions and re-awaken.

Off you go. You are needed elsewhere.

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you made a fan out'a me already.

*gleeee* Thank you Dubbed!

And Dfaran, thank you for the plug!

[Asmodemus]

> Golem: Your purpose is to get all achievements in existence, just like many Xbox gamers.

> Jawshoea: Listen to the plan then do that.

[crash826]

Golem: Distract Son Notte to allow the nice saint and the other lady to kill it.

[CanvasWolfDoll]

>Anyone Available: Try Smashing that bottle!
>Yun: Hey, how does that stuff smell? It looks kinda floral smelling...

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I jealous of your artistic Abilities, Nightingale... if I could draw like that, I would be proud of myself and have more readers... I'll try fanart later, maybe.

[Yamtaggler]

>Your purpose is to have no purpose. If this was not your purpose, how could you still be alive?

[eerr]

Purpose has been regained.

[Yourself]

Georgeann > Begin to summon a cage spell to trap the enemy.

This adventures is awesome.

[Norivia]

Jawshoea: Ready your weapons! Just in case the plan doesn't go... accordingly.

[Anthano Zasalla]

Laud and praise for ye, adventurous Golem storysmith.

>Golem: Turn back on, still have four arms.
>Split arm: Have buzz saw on each arm-tentacle, to replace the chainsaw.
>Engage enemy with a BRUTAL AFFRONT.

[Menen]

>Golem: Wake Up.

[NightingaleRB]

> Jawshoea: Listen to the plan then do that.

Good idea. You decide to help Yun get rid of the purple stuff while you're at it. Since you don't need to breathe it won't paralyze you... at least it shouldn't.

It actually smells like honey. Rather, it smells like somebody emptied a jar of honey into your nose. Heavy and sticky and uncomfortable.

> Golem: Your purpose is to get all achievements in existence, just like many Xbox gamers.

> Your purpose is to have no purpose. If this was not your purpose, how could you still be alive?

Oh darn, those would have been such awesome comebacks! You make a mental note to let those apple-colored fellows know what's what the next time you see them.

> Golem: Wake Up.

Whoosh. Hi everybody, it's great to be ba--

> Golem: Turn back on, still have four arms.

Oh.

> Georgeann: Begin to summon a cage spell to trap the enemy.

Escape is certainly what this thing wants, but you have a better idea than just trapping it.







Oh fuck!



Well, you sort of hit.

> Golem: Distract Son Notte to allow the nice saint and the other lady to kill it.

Yes! You can totally do this! No Nightmaretech will stop you this time!





... Unless they just use it to run away.

Well, shoot.

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CanvasWolfDoll, Yourself, Anthano, thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying it so far.

[Yoshi]

>Try and use those nifty arms to launch yourself after it!

[Dfaran]

>Go make sure your companions are okay. You probably won't be able to keep up with it anyway.

[Chookster]

Do a Cthulhu mpression with your newfound tentacles.

[CanvasWolfDoll]

>Test out the capabilities of the tentacle arms are! (IE, trying picking stuff up, touching stuff to see if it has the sense of touch, tests like that.)

[earthexe]

Only 2 pages of this? Only 2 pages? We need more of this awesomeness, STAT!

Golem; See if you can't put your arms back together. If you can, try to pull them apart again.

[Menen]

>Golem: Use newly separated arms as whips

[Yamtaggler]

>Golem use your whip-arms as a grappling hook to follow that thing up the wall.

[MrEdwardNigma]

>Golem: read note on back of calendar.

[Phevnil]

Oh, hey! I'm glad I found this again. I read it off site, but then I was without a computer for a over a week and forgot to check if you had moved it over to here. It's all good now.

[Lord_Asmodeus]

See if you can make your arm be other cool stuff.

[NightingaleRB]

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> Author: Update your adventure.



Fffffff I am sorry guys, I've been meaning to draw more pages for like a solid week. It'll be a little while still, I'm afraid. I guess I'm not very good at this "schedule" thing!

[Dfaran]

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That's okay, nobody else is, either.