> Betelgeuse: Pester Byron

astralColossus [AC] began pestering celebrityTracer [CT]

AC: hey byrone, what's the word my good man
CT: wussup wussup. not much just chillin and illin.
CT: what about you?
AC: same, pretty much
AC: guess who had a ham sandwich today
CT: oh man
CT: was it you?
CT: pretty jealous over here.
AC: yeah it was me, and it was delicious
CT: i'll bet. so what's been shakin
CT: what's going on
AC: you mean besides the ham
AC: not much bro
AC: i guess i'm playing this game thing with brian
CT: oh yeah? what game
AC: i dunno but i can be a wizard in it, so i'm down
AC: except it's not really like i'm a wizard
AC: i mean, i'm moving shit all over his house
AC: through the power of my computer
AC: almost like magic. but there aren't any spells.
AC: i keep saying WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA a lot anyway though
CT: whoa that sounds amazing. you basically are a wizard.
AC: yeah. except it's hard.
AC: i was moving his toilet and kind of smashed through his wall by accident
CT: wow gross
AC: i know. and it knocked into this gigantic ferret cage and i sort of ruined shit.
CT: haha
CT: so awful.
CT: but i mean
CT: are the ferrets okay though?
AC: i think so, but their little home is ruined.
CT: i want to play, can you hook me up?
AC: yeah you can be my server. brian sent me these disks a while ago
AC: he probably sent you some too
AC: install them, then connect to me.
CT: hmmm, disks.
CT: oh
CT: found them
CT: okay brb

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celebrityTracer [CT] began pestering astralColossus [AC]

CT: okay done.
AC: awesome
CT: connecting to you now
AC: ok
CT: oh man there you are. i can see you
AC: creepo.
CT: nah don't worry, this is totally on the level.
CT: except... whoa
CT: is that the ham??
CT: you didn't tell me it was a whole ham hock
CT: i thought it was just like
AC: yeah dude
CT: sliced deli ham
AC: that sucker is 16 pounds
CT: damn
CT: that means you can share though, right?
CT: here, just gonna grab it with my cool green arrow. can i bring it through my screen if i pass it through yours?
CT: like a portal or something. you said this game is magic right?
AC: not really, no
CT: well i'm gonna try it anyway.
AC: no, doa;lgtrj
CT: oh man it didn't work
CT: not with your head in the way of the monitor at least
CT: but now that you put your head down, let me try again
CT: nope, didn't work
CT: sorry, now there's ham juice on your monitor.
CT: and i dropped the ham on the floor
CT: don't kill me! hehe
CT: i'll replace it, don't worry
CT: well alright
CT: the experiment is over
CT: you can get up now
CT: alright well if you wanna stay there
CT: maybe i'll start going through your stuff
CT: hehehe
CT: just kidding
CT: hey
CT: are you okay?
CT: shit

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