Ha ha NO. My patron troll is Eridan, and honestly he's almost my least favorite. Mostly cuz he killed fef and pretty much went bananas but also because I don't really have anything in common with him at all. I'd say I'm most like Nepeta, and Karkat is my favorite, but I do have a sort of fondness for Eridan just because we share a sign.
It's silly, but whateva.