Do you identify with your Patron Troll?

[Mockby]

Karkat and I are practically the SAME FUCKING PERSON.

[Aloice]

I've started to identify with Vriska more and more... Scorpios FTW.

[pjunk]

I'm a Capricorn, and I'm pretty much nothing like Gamzee in any way. I don't make any sort of effort to be like or unlike him in any way, either. Though some have said I can do a fairly good voice for him. I certainly enjoy acting like him when I get the chance, since he's such a ChIlL mOtHeRfUcKiN bRo and all. EXCEPT WHEN HE'S COMPLETELY. insane. But that's fun, too.

In a way, I relate just a little bit with all the trolls, mostly the males. Out of all the Homestuck characters, however, John is probably the one I'm most like.

[acrylicArsenal]

Well I'm kind of a stickler for fairness, rule following, justice, etc. So I guess I kind of identify with Terezi in that regard.

[L00t]

I can't really identify with Terezi... I believe in justice, but I'm not blind to it like she is.

[chrisKnyfe]

I am a cancer, but Equius is basically a sweatier carbon-copy of my highschool self:
- the scratched up glasses
- building robots
- working out, desire to be STRONG
- illicit love affairs
- mullet

[AnotherHomestuckUsername]

Aquarius here, and I don't think I really identify with any of the trolls...

[Drillgorg]

I guess you could say I feel for Tavros.

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Who am I kidding I AM Tavros.

[7H3 HUN73R]

I identify alot with Kanaya, in pretty much every way.
Minus being a girl, of course.

[Rook]

For a while I happened to be born under my least favorite troll, Feferi.

I recently caught up with the news that the zodiac switched around a couple months back.

So now I'm rocking Gamzee, I guess. I'm not really all that similiar to him, except for the swearing and the love of clowns. And pies. But for entirely differant reasons.

[audience_cat]

Oh yeah, I'm a cancer and I'm all up in the WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG YOU FUCKING NOOKSNIFFERS DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING brigade. And I'm a genetic mutant with three X chromosomes! So yeah, me and Karkat would be best hatebuddies.

[Tally]

- Ineffectual raging over an extensive list of pet peeves that no one I know takes seriously
- Dedicating hours and hours of time and effort only to botch even the simplest of computer languages
- Recurring feelings of inadequacy that stem from lofty ambitions
- Intensely private
- Delusions of badassery
- Stupidly emotional over corny movies
- Not dead yet

I tend to conduct myself with more reserve in public than Karkat does, but IRL I AM LIKE THIS HUGE ASSHOLE ... of the extremely pathetic wishy-washy variety.

Also. I abhor romcoms. On the other hand, I tend to buy into sappy romantic literature.

[Neko]

I'm actually one of those cusp things
A mix between Leo and Cancer, Nepeta and Karkat.

I am okay with this~

[Paris]

Nooooo. I'm not like Sollux.
...at least I hope I'm not like him. He's almost as whiny as Eridan.

Speaking of those two, I know somebody who is pretty much a combination of the two, and I can't stand to be around them.

[Pro Crastinator]

I do believe in miracles and I use a whole lot of profanity amongst friends, I've also heard I'm sorta laid back on one hand but I'm a also work-a-holic...
Clowns freak me the hell out though :/

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Lastly I wouldn't kill all my friends if I ran out of pie, or cheesecake even.

OTL frickin' creepy honking.

[Blaperile]

I'm Virgo, but we don't have that much in common. I guess you could say that we're alike in the fact that we love someone and that person thinks we're meddling too much, and then our heart breaks as the one we love gets together with someone else. And no, I'm not gay if you were thinking that. xD

What we don't have in common is that I don't live in some rare kind of house and I don't love fashion, but we do both have kind mother(sprite in Kanaya's case).

[Weeaboo]

unfortunately, i do not act in any way to equius.

i don't understand why, though.

but i do like milk. and towels. and cats.

i guess that's something, right?

[cantankerousAuspex]

Not at all. I'm an Aries and I identify much more with Equius.

[Coryn Sken]

i'm a cancer but i'm not really like karkat at all. dont try to be. i'm more like Tavros than anything. though if Vriska and Tavros actually did manage to get together and produce a wiggler of their own that kid would probably be me.

[Toxius V.S.]

Not entirely, but we do seem to have similar tastes in design and fashion, and I think I share her willingness to help friends and general levelheadedness in the way she acts. Although I also really relate to Tavros' lack of assertiveness, a bit of Eridan's neediness, and particularly Karkat's near-constant level of utter frustration.

[Trannisaurus]

Tavros is too much of a wuss, I guess. Also I was done with the whole imagination thing after the Playstation came to our house when I was 4.
:I
I have LARP'd though.

[ikana]

Yes. Tavros and I are pretty similar, but I'm definitely more assertive than he is. Fairies, ~*~*IMAGINATION*~*~, Pupa/Peter Pan, the ridiculous lack of ability to troll people, pokemon-esque games, we all have that in common. c:

[Krakash]

Mine is Tavros. I pretty much am him, I don't have a lot of confidence in myself, I like rap and Pokémon (see, I even did it with the accented e!). So yeah.

[MeiMei]

I try to, I mean, I can be a bit moody, but I'm hardly anything like Sollux. In fact, if anything, I'm more like Terezi- pretty clever but still prone to being just derpy sometimes.

[All Day Breakfast]

capricorn. im pretty laid back at times but thats about it, wouldnt say im anything like gamzee besides that. oh and goat is good eating but i think im closer to karkat; what with rather dramatic conflict with himself he's got going on.

EDIT: like now im thinking wtf why post that. why even bother to make the comparison with a fictional grey dude and yourself assigned at random... so stupid.