Do you identify with your Patron Troll?

[Rextly]

I'm actually a dead girl inhabiting a robot body, so I'd say I Identify with Aradia.

Joking aside, I identify more with Tavros. Just can't get mad at people. That and I'm a dude.

[Bunanigans]

I've always thought that Sollux was my patrol troll. Turns out I was wrong. I'm right on the cusp and yesterday I managed to find the exact time the sun moved over from Gemini to Cancer on my birth date. I'm Cancer by a margin of 8 hours! I've thought I was Gemini for pretty much my whole life; everything is a lie!

Which is fine because I'm far far more like Karkat than I am Sollux. Especially when I'm driving :P

[NecronomiPod]

Hells yeah! It's my lifelong dream to be a half-frog psychic ghost possessing a robot body!

(the weird thing, this is actually true)

[Frankie the Tomboy]

Of course, I am the STRONGEST!

[deathsbuddy]

I actually do identify with Aradia.
I see a lot of people here joking around and there is definitely a lot of hate and disdain going around for Aradia nowadays. But really I identify with her the way she was before she died. She was very passionate about what she was into, she had a very egalitarian view of the way things should be, and she was just an overall likable person.

Then she died and everyone hated her but I just felt sorry for her.

Then she went on a variety of rampages and right now I can't wait until she finds a balance and I get to see my favorite troll again.

[entropicage]

Well, ok, the way that Terezi interacts with Karkat is fairly similar to me and my boyfriend. So I guess we've got that in common.

[min]

I'm a Virgo, though I can't say I'm similar to Kanaya besides liking aesthetically pleasing things. I'm not very responsible or motherly or pestering at all, really.

In terms of temperament, I'm definitely a Tavros. I can only remember one time where I've legitimately yelled at someone out of anger, and I admit that I chicken out when it comes to confronting people. But in terms of everything else... maybe a weird Terezi/Nepeta mix? :|a

Either way, not really a Kanaya, ffft.

[Trek]

I posted earlier saying I was nothing like Aradia, that was an enhancement of the truth. Upon further reflection it seems we are more alike than first thought. She had a past love of archeology, which I do. I'm also usually quite passive, and am 0kay with l0ts of things. But when you piss me off, you will pay.

[Azreal DeGeist]

I seem to singular in that I actualy wouldn't MIND being flushed with my troll. We are very much alike (I have GC).

[luizjaq]

I'm not an asshole like Vriska is, but she's still my favourite troll.

[spookysage]

I didn't used to think so, but it turns out Karkat, my matesprit, and I have discovered a new trait of Cancers between the three of us: being pretty good with computers but chronically encountering hilariously unlikely ways to put them out of commission regardless. Guess who has to reinstall Windows because even safe mode and trying to boot from disc score a blue screen? This Cancer.

[autoglassmasterclass]

I actually do identify with Aradia.
I see a lot of people here joking around and there is definitely a lot of hate and disdain going around for Aradia nowadays. But really I identify with her the way she was before she died. She was very passionate about what she was into, she had a very egalitarian view of the way things should be, and she was just an overall likable person.

Then she died and everyone hated her but I just felt sorry for her.

Then she went on a variety of rampages and right now I can't wait until she finds a balance and I get to see my favorite troll again.

I, for one, think Aradia is the most interesting troll out of those we've met.

[electricMetalligator]

My zodiac sign is Virgo (in fact my birthday is the 16th of September, which is very soon, and falls neatly within the Virgo area), so my patron troll would be Kanaya. I can't really say I identify with her (though we both got a thing for Vriska going); for example my sense of fashion is almost non-extinct (bandshirts FTW), and I certainly wouldn't want MAKEUPKIND as my Strife Specibus (BASSGTRKIND FTW, but chainsaws are cool too). Also, I don't really like to meddle with other people's business (it is their business, after all), and if you need someone to mediate a relationship for you, I am the last person in paradox space you'll want. Still, she shares a zodiac sign with me, and of all the trolls she is probably the one I am most keen to find more out about, and I like it whenever she is featured in an update.

Funnily, around the time I started reading Homestuck, Kanaya didn't yet have a name (I caught up during the Feferi teaser). So for a short time I had to talk about my patron troll as grimAuxiliatrix (or GA). I don't think I was active on these forums yet at the time, though.

[RLabs]

I actually do identify with Aradia.
I see a lot of people here joking around and there is definitely a lot of hate and disdain going around for Aradia nowadays. But really I identify with her the way she was before she died. She was very passionate about what she was into, she had a very egalitarian view of the way things should be, and she was just an overall likable person.

Then she died and everyone hated her but I just felt sorry for her.

Then she went on a variety of rampages and right now I can't wait until she finds a balance and I get to see my favorite troll again.

Wow I totally agree. I'm kind of hoping that she calms down again and gets some scenes and logs where she speaks with Tavros and Terezi now that she's not an emotionless ghost anymore. That's what I would like to happen, but I'm afraid after she nearly killed Vriska that things might just get worse... (see avatar???)

She's one of the most complex and interesting trolls so far and it would be cool to see more of her non-dead personality.

[deathsbuddy]

She is also the saddest character.
In Hivebent, if not Homestuck.
I mean, really. At least Tavros has a foreseeable happy ending.

[Artemis]

I couldn't wait to find out who my "patron" troll would be once HS started getting into the trolls' story, and at first, I was very disappointed with bluh bluh huge bitch Vriska. The longer the story has gone on, however, the more I'm liking her, and she's probably now my favourite troll.

Although, in the point of the thread, I don't really identify with her at all. I very rarely get angry, and I don't think I've ever hated anyone. In fact, I'm a pretty passive person in general. Vriska and I are polar opposites in most ways, but I think that's part of why I like her so much, so it works out alright in the end. We both enjoy gaming, but that goes for most of the trolls, I suppose.

[The Pig King]

I'm a Sagittarius, I think, and I've never broken a bow, am not particularly STRONG, nor would I LOVE being so, and I've only wrestled a few robots. So no, I guess, although, to be honest, astrology means next to nothing to me, and I had to look the dates up just to find which troll was mine.

[Barralax]

I'm a Capricorn. Everyone expects me to be clear-headed and logical.

Gamzee's a nice change.

[Shard]

A sense of justice? A zany sense of humor? Blind?

Yes, yes, no.

[Synalon]

I'm a Capricorn. Everyone expects me to be clear-headed and logical.

Gamzee's a nice change.

Hmm

I like your avatar

[deathsbuddy]

I'm a Sagittarius, I think, and I've never broken a bow, am not particularly STRONG, nor would I LOVE being so, and I've only wrestled a few robots. So no, I guess, although, to be honest, astrology means next to nothing to me, and I had to look the dates up just to find which troll was mine.

you broke all the bows
all of them

[Foxtrot Alpha]

I'm an Aquarius, so I had a pretty long wait for my troll to be revealed. My first reaction was "What the heck, I get stuck with this wweird guy?" Then the whole Feferi breakup thing happened, and all of a sudden I had some common ground with him. Poor guy. So I like him a lot more now and sort of identify with him, though I'm not sure we're exactly the best match of the twelve.

[vengefulAmbition]

I'm an Aries, but I don't have really anything in common with Aradia. I do have a lot in common with Karkat and Vriska, though. I am told I have a highly polarizing personality. In the words of my best friend (who is actually very similar to Gamzee) "you are the master of passive-aggressivism, you can yell at people while smiling at them and still have them take you seriously."

[cannyGrifter]

I'm a Virgo, but not really. I like clothes and fashuns, but that's about it.

I hate the sun, I don't meddle, I'm not a trollsbian, and I don't have any unrequited loves.

[Mr. Massacre]

Let me revise my earlier post - I'm not much like Vriska, i'm more of a combination of Tavros and Sollux.