Do you identify with your Patron Troll?

[Varkarrus]

Me and Nepeta both got to see Equius+Aradiabot kissing, so yes. I do identify with her.

[Drachir]

Wheelchairs were made for running people over with. 20 years with them have made me realize that. That, and animals like to mark them, those f...

Tavros is my favorite troll, then Karkat. Why couldn't one of them be my patron? Sad face.

[spookysage]

Let's all just agree we're all glad we're not Sagittariuses.

Unless you are. Sucks for you.

[Drachir]

They got the creepiest trolls. Poor bastards.

[Phantom Gamer]

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WhOa, SoRrY. i SpAcEd OuT fOr A mInUtE tHeRe.
(Also I'm a Capricorn )

[Xesh]

yes, Vriska is so perfect. She embodies what it is to be a scorpio-

Emotional, Passionately Moving others and often times Doe-eyed to the complexly evolving world around her..and yet..when she is allowed her freedom, she expresses herself without care~

also..she's a dice-roller. ;3

[Glass]

Everything I do is controlled, logical, analytical, and FOR SCIENCE!
Gamzee is... Gamzee.

I'd say no.

[silrini]

I can identify with Tavros pretty well. He likes fantasy, is generally happy and optimistic about everything, very friendly and sweet, and horrendously gullible. XP Though, unlike Tavros, I realize I'm gullible and try to not let others get away with pranks on me(this is what living in a house full of clever, witty humorists will do to you). Actually, I think I identify with GA the most, since she seems to be the one who is always concerned about her friends' well-being, is just generally kind and considerate, and understands all of her friends' personalities very well and responds accordingly(read: Vriska). *shrugs* But it doesn't much matter, because I like all the trolls so far, excepting of course CC and CA.

[Sockpuppy]

I'm a Pisces traditionally, Aquarius on the sidereal, so I'm still waiting on whether I can possibly identify with either of them, and whether cA and cC are even the least bit likeable. Dammit Hussie. Though I have a bleeding heart for THE NATURAL WORLD and shit and pollution bothers me, so from what we know about cA I guess you could say I am EXACTLY LIKE HIM IN EVERY WAY.

I'd like to relate to the Capricorn troll, but, as it turns out... he's a juggalo. So yeah, I cannot identify with him in any shape or form.

I would say that's it's not accurate to call Gamzee a juggalo. He's a peaceful religious stoner who reveres some prophets we, as people who live on this mythical paradise planet during the time of ICP, know better than to worship. More Misinformed Clown Hippie than Authentic Juggalo.

[Degulus]

"If you can't figure 2hit out by fucking around you don't belong near computer2"

At the very least me and Sollux agree on that point. Actually he's a bit similar to me, only in further extremes. But extremes are what you get with a bipolar psychic tech genius.

[Bardic Feline]

I'm a Gemini, but about all I have in common with Sollux is a tendency to have weird mood swings, and a tendency to constantly be in two minds about things. I don't really have any one troll that I completely identify with, though...although the ones I most like, I think, are pre-accident Aradia, GA, and Nepeta.

[myluckyseven]

I'm an Aries on the tail end, aaaalmost into Taurus.

considering i had that episode where I did that Kermit/Jack Noir thing and then Aradia the Frogsprite happened like, just before I finished... Yeah. The voices tell me to draw stupid shit, I guess. I'm 0kay with it. I've got the Tavros "derp derp let's be wussy nerds!! " goin on in spades. I guess we are pretty similar, really!

plus i am dead and have robolegs and rip my heart out and smash it on a table when i am mad.

[Miff]

Also, I think I should point out that before Hivebent started I couldn't care less about astrology.

Now I want to know everyone's zodiac signs, even though instead of the traditional personalities afforded to them, I just refer to the Trolls instead.

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[Orange]

I'm an Aries on the tail end, aaaalmost into Taurus.

considering i had that episode where I did that Kermit/Jack Noir thing and then Aradia the Frogsprite happened like, just before I finished... Yeah. The voices tell me to draw stupid shit, I guess. I'm 0kay with it. I've got the Tavros "derp derp let's be wussy nerds!! " goin on in spades. I guess we are pretty similar, really!

plus i am dead and have robolegs and rip my heart out and smash it on a table when i am mad.

Damn! Almost a Taurus!

Hooray for nerddom though! And also for having extra hearts specifically to go all Gallagher on.

[Eldrake]

Well, I am not a girl, robot, ghost, frog, or kissed someone with the Sagittarius star sign.

So no, me and Aradia doesn't really have anything in common.

[FalconBlade]

No, I'm far too amazing to relate to any of them.

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[Orange]

No, I'm far too amazing to relate to any of them.

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Your avatar is pretty creepy.

Awesome!

[Tesseract]

Yes in the sense that I'm completely apathetic about everything always.

[Nickie]

I understand where Karkat is coming from, even though I handle things totally differently than he does (ie happily). As Cancers we tend to be very emotional but we aren't totally comfortable showing all that emotion to everyone. Karkat shows this with his UNDYING RAGE AND HATRED FOR EVERYTHING as a cover up. And I know he's covering his real emotions up because of the whole "are we still friends" thing he does with Sollux.

I do the opposite, I tend to make jokes and act happy all the time, but still. Same basic idea, just channeled differently.

...some of this might be ide/theory. Andrew may not have intended for Karkat to be such an emotional guy as I'm reading him as. Maybe he really does just hate everything. But I want to believe he's just being a typical overly emotional Cancer who's bottling it all!

[spookysage]

I understand where Karkat is coming from, even though I handle things totally differently than he does (ie happily). As Cancers we tend to be very emotional but we aren't totally comfortable showing all that emotion to everyone. Karkat shows this with his UNDYING RAGE AND HATRED FOR EVERYTHING as a cover up. And I know he's covering his real emotions up because of the whole "are we still friends" thing he does with Sollux.

I do the opposite, I tend to make jokes and act happy all the time, but still. Same basic idea, just channeled differently.

...some of this might be ide/theory. Andrew may not have intended for Karkat to be such an emotional guy as I'm reading him as. Maybe he really does just hate everything. But I want to believe he's just being a typical overly emotional Cancer who's bottling it all!

I get the "hiding his emotions" vibe more from Davesprite, but it's an interesting thought. I read the "still friends" as a sarcastically overblown apology - still sincere, but that crap's embarrassing so he does it in a way you can't really take seriously.

Though yeah, I'm a Cancer too and figure nobody gives enough of a crap to want to hear about my emotional issues, so I stick to wit and hilarity. But if I were more like Karkat, and told off everyone I wanted to tell off - oh, the telling off that would ensue. I'd have to move to another state and change my name for fear of my life after the degree of telling off I would undertake.

[Nickie]

That's exactly how I think. No one wants to listen to my freaking problems. That's why the crab has such a hard shell, to protect the soft and squishy insides. We're like the weakest and the strongest at the same time.

[spookysage]

Ha ha, yeah, the crap I have put up with is ridiculous. I mean, with occasional bouts of crying like a bitch, but I've never snapped and gone on a killing spree so it's a net win!

/nobody wants to read this post, bluh

...self-deprecating humor is the freakin' bomb, though.

[Tenebrais]

Vriska hates herself and is unable to be nice, and Equius loves being STRONG. Neither of which describe me in the remotest capacity. So... no, I do not relate to my zodiac trolls.

[phantasme]

Scorpio?

Not anywhere near as sociopathic, I'm pretty damn sure.

[mezzoEmrys]

CC shoves his/her face against the camera.
... Yeah, I have no clue.