So who has alcohol in them right now?

[Moh Tzu]

i.. think i'm on my fourth? i must be. crystal head vodka is gone. all that is left is stolichnaya, which i actually like mroe. i still think absoulte mandarin is better for screwdrivers.
EDIT may mon asked me how i am b ecause i am drinign more than i ususlay do should i feel bad y/m? i am leanign toward no


kit took me nearly ten or twenty menityues to popen the bottl eof stolchyniay i think maybe is hould sloow dlonw a bit

EIDT IIK: typose not fixed on purpose i know they'r ethere but i don't really care ritht now

[Chemist]

Tynic Does

[Moh Tzu]

tynic does what
?

[Chemist]

Have alcohol in her

One assumes

[Moh Tzu]

oh soe it has nothign to do with me okahy carry on i dont'[ care

hah that last one awa a comept accidtrne

[KevKevOnFire]

My favorite part of reading your drunk posts was seeing you insist that you weren't drunk, just inebriated.

[Kuraiou]

"I'm not hammered, I'm just smashed!"

[Moh Tzu]

My favorite part of reading your drunk posts was seeing you insist that you weren't drunk, just inebriated.

that is my story and i am sticking to it

[grammish]

Four-pack of Sparks (red flavored) and I've made a generous start on a Draughtkeg of Newcastle.

Just so you know, I've haiku'd AND sonnet'd, and I deleted both because they sucked and I've not yet had enough to let my awful poetry be read.

A woman is involved.

Screw it. I'm adding whiskey to the mix and reading the forums. Hopefully I won't post something too...I can't think of the word, but it's a smarter way of implying a gigantic fool, which I feel like. I dunno if I should feel used, stupid, self-righteous, or just upset.

By now I should just give up and die alone.

[Moh Tzu]

two shots. gonna make me another screwdriver (in an hour)

don't want a repeat of last week!

[Kuraiou]

guys

This is where Four Loko is made.

But I can't find it anywhere. IT'S GOING TO BE ALL GONE SOON FOREVER.

HELP.

[Moh Tzu]

four shots now. feeling weird. maybe this is buzzed? must investigate further. going to make a white russian with chocolate syrup because why not? at eight that is. i am trying to pace myself so i don't get drunk again.

i think the "two shots an hour" thing might make this difficult but we shall see.

[Moh Tzu]

tried a white russian with chocolate syrup. it was terrible so i poured it out (oh no one shot of stoli!)

drinking another screwdriver, in a cognac glass. i have never mixed a screwdriver in a cognac glass so it tastes pretty weak and i don't know if that's because it has a lot of orange juice or not as much vodka (it's a round glass without a flat bottom so eyeball that!)

[ChronoSamurai]

I'm on "BOXER XXX RUM"
It's 80 rupees for a medium bottle. That like a little more than a single measly pound for what you would usually pay seven pounds for. Its a better drunk and a more bearable hangover than the main beer here, KingFisher. Although a friend showed me a trick with Kingfisher to remove gycerin or some preservative shit that makes the hangover so horrible. Just after opening the bottle, you turn in upsidedown in a glass of water and you can see a bunch of syrupy shit slide out of the kingfisher bottle. After this, the beer usually tastes better and the hangover, not so bad anymore. Even so, for the sake of my wallet, I think I will stick to hard liqour, straight. Anyone else heard of the water glass trick though?

[Jitka]

a bottle of Leinenkugel winter brown ale and most of a yuengling black and tan that didn't get used for the fondue we had

not a good night for me to have been drinking even a little bit, now i'm being all introspective and it's not good

shit i need sleep

[ChronoSamurai]

Being drunk in the daytime is strange. At night its hard to separate what is drunkishness and what is plain old exhaustion but during the day its all like, weeeeeeeee.

[Moh Tzu]

on my third screwdriver, so about six shots of vodka since... seven pm? eight? can't remember exactly, i didn't really make much of a point to remember exactly. gotta finish off this vodka before wednesday, just in case my doctor puts me on medication and i can't drink alcohol. it'd be a waste!

and yet the kahlua remains untouched...

[Mike McC]

Sake is wooooonderfullllllll

edit Hah this post is eactly 8 days after the last one, that's fantastic

[tikidog]

I do, And can still MAke real senctences

deal with ti

[Cauchemar]

Okay, I HAVE alcohol in me right now! Right returning from a birthday party for a very good pal. Very good. I love him.
I love you too. This community is so fresh and funny, that's quite surprising. I may not able to write good english right now, but I love you.

Man, I could write lot of stupid stuff right now. Vodka does that to you. The party was amazing. A lot of sexy girls, sexy boys, sexy stuff, sexy drinks, vodka and orange juice and ananas for everyone, a chocolate fondue with fruits in it, strawberries, bananas and stuff. Cuddles and stuff. Joy for everyone.

I really like when I am drunk, not ill drunk, but just joyful drunk. I am floating in some euphoria state, nearly messianic. I could bless all of Earth right now. So I bless you! Yooohooo!

[Leafy]

Haven't got any right now, but I'm planning on having some chocolate martinis later because chocolate.

[KevKevOnFire]

4 and a half shots of bourbon.

Not feeling as drunk as I should be?

Making a lot of typos, but I have the presence of mind to fix them, at least.

[Moh Tzu]

how to appear more drunk than you are: a guide by moh tzu

step one: drink enough that you make typos
step two: don't bother to fix them
step three: laugh with everyone else about them

not that i'm drinking these days :[

[Mirdini]

I missed posting in here yesterday (too tired from the wonders/horrors of alcohol to care), perhaps tonight that'll change.
Off to indulge in some Christmas spirit(s), until later all.

[Mirdini]

Whelp feeling pretty damn good now, turns out enough mulled wine can contain quite a bit of alcohol.
Good night everyone