So who has alcohol in them right now?

[Dacen]

Okay my bad. Shows how much I know about booze!

(Just looked it up. I was thinking of Ethanol used as a fuel and went "Okay that can't be good")

E: I would think that this is also drinking music.

[beesmygod]

Drinking responsibly over here.

[mehgamehn]

Whoa, whoa, I don't care if there is a new page. You guys are drunks, you do not get to escape this.



You are stuck with Nickelback. This is what you get for drinking.

[Acionyx]

It's goddamn Ethanol.
I don't think it's even fit for consumption, is it?

Ethanol, also known as grain and drinking alcohol, is a volatile, flammable, colorless liquid.

Fit for consumption, but higher concentrations get closer to the whole "flammable" part.

Or he could just be a wuss.

[captain2obvious]

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♫I'll even cut my hair and change my name.♫

Guys I just got a hair cut.

I think this is a sign that I need to change my name to alcohol.

[Marelo]

Man I am getting so drunk on anger at this fuckin' Megaman game you guys.

I just spent ten minutes trying to get on one fuckin' ledge.

[mr. please-please]

It's goddamn Ethanol.
I don't think it's even fit for consumption, is it?

Ethanol, also known as grain and drinking alcohol, is a volatile, flammable, colorless liquid.

Fit for consumption, but higher concentrations get closer to the whole "flammable" part.

Or he could just be a wuss.

Fine, I'll switch to rubbing alcohol if you're so concerned for my health Dad

[Dacen]

Whoa, whoa, I don't care if there is a new page. You guys are drunks, you do not get to escape this.

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You are stuck with Nickelback. This is what you get for drinking.

Dear Wayne Gretzky,

Why were you in this video?

[SleepingOrange]

Pfff think you're so cool with your white russians and your strummin' bear. Look at me I can still type I am special.

[beesmygod]

Man I am getting so drunk on anger at this fuckin' Megaman game you guys.

I just spent ten minutes trying to get on one fuckin' ledge.

You.
You have a problem.

This is an intervention.

Pfff think you're so cool with your white russians and your strummin' bear. Look at me I can still type I am special.

You're just jealous because I can play my guitar perfectly even when tipsy and with bear paws.
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

[mehgamehn]

Man I am getting so drunk on anger at this fuckin' Megaman game you guys.

I just spent ten minutes trying to get on one fuckin' ledge.

Dude, I can cheer you up. Just look at this photograph. Every time I do, it makes me laugh.

I mean, seriously man, how did our eyes get so red? And damn, what the hell is on Joey's head, jesus.



EDIT: Oh jesus I need to a make a blog specifically for making fun of this song. I could pound out a years' worth of material.

"WE USED TO LISTEN TO THE RADIO"

Holy fuck, man, you guys were the fucking shit, wish I had Radio.

EDIT 2: Rhyming "Without" with "Out". Oh my god so genius.

[Dacen]

Man I am getting so drunk on anger at this fuckin' Megaman game you guys.

I just spent ten minutes trying to get on one fuckin' ledge.

You should play Mehgamehn instead.

Game of the goddamn year right here.

[Marelo]

man get off my back you guys

i know when to quit

[SleepingOrange]

Fukken

Nickleback stop it

Just stop it

Anyway yeah I am totes jealoyus you are the bear I wish I could be

[Acionyx]

It's goddamn Ethanol.
I don't think it's even fit for consumption, is it?

Ethanol, also known as grain and drinking alcohol, is a volatile, flammable, colorless liquid.

Fit for consumption, but higher concentrations get closer to the whole "flammable" part.

Or he could just be a wuss.

Fine, I'll switch to rubbing alcohol if you're so concerned for my health Dad

More concerned over how my son can't handle a bit of spirits. Come on now boy, your name isn't Ms.please-please is it? Drink!

[mr. please-please]

Being drunk involves more vomiting and horribly excruciating stomach pains than I thought it did okay

[Jitka]

Listen I have been drunk many times and sort of maybe a little bit am right now but i have never thrown up from it and also I don't think I can get hangovers so I am basically the best at being drunk

just trust me on this

[Dacen]

Whats the Alcohol content in Ethanol?

You probably should have started with a beer or something.

You guys sometimes I get tipsy but if my mom finds out then she cuts off the flow of shirley temples.

[Acionyx]

Being drunk involves more vomiting and horribly excruciating stomach pains than I thought it did okay

Little girl.

[mr. please-please]

What...

What's beer

[SleepingOrange]

It's like drinking yeast in water. Real men drink hard liquor.

Too much hard liquor.

I am pretty glas that I am immune to habgonvers.

Also bees check your PMs I promise I am not drunk dialing you it is completely incidental to any sloshedness i may be experiencing

[mr. please-please]

Also Acionyx, you are an abusive father and I want a divorce.

That might just be the isopropyl talking though

Eh he he

he

[mehgamehn]

Dude, no, I'm making a new post for this. I am taking this fucking line for goddamn line. Nickelback's "Photograph" is going the fuck down. This is MY alcohol.

Look at this photograph ('kay)
Every time I do it makes me laugh (Gotcha)
How did our eyes get so red? (It's light reflected off the inside of your pupil, dumbass)
And what the hell is on Joey's head? (It's a trophy. It's clearly a trophy. Have you even looked at this photograph?)

And this is where I grew up ('kay)
I think the present owner fixed it up (Gotcha)
I never knew we'd ever went without (You had a house)
The second floor is hard for sneaking out (You had a house with two floors)

And this is where I went to school ('kay)
Most of the time had better things to do (Explains a lot)
Criminal record says I've broke in twice (Gotcha)
I must have done it half a dozen times (So you got caught 2 of the 6 times that you did it? Are you retarded, those cops had a fucking killer batting average against you)

I wonder if it's too late ('kay)
Should I go back and try to graduate? (Dude, what are you, 40? And rich?)
Life's better now than it was back then (Once again, rich)
If I was them I wouldn't let me in (Because you're 40)

Oh oh oh (Baby baby baby)
Oh God I (A GOD AM I)

Every memory of looking out the back door (Was this your past-time? Is this how you spent your childhood?)
I have the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor (Photos of you looking out the back door?)
It's hard to say it, time to say it (Say it)
Goodbye, goodbye (Goodbye back door)

Every memory of walking out the front door (What is up with you and doors? Are they your fetish?)
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for (Okay, good for you, mission successful)
It's hard to say it, time to say it (Yeah yeah)
Goodbye, goodbye goodbye (Goodbye front door)

Remember the old arcade? (Oh fuck yes)
Blew every dollar that we ever made (Fucking Pac-man got you too?)
The cops hated us hanging out (DAMN THOSE KIDS IN THE ARCADE!)
They said somebody went and burned it down (Well, it was an arcade)

We used to listen to the radio (DID YOU?)
And sing along with every song we know (AND THE ONES YOU DIDN'T?)
We said someday we'd find out how it feels (Yeah, yeah)
To sing to more than just the steering wheel (Got have some drive in ya)

Kim's the first girl I kissed (Whoa fuck I can't follow this narrative, is Kim the steering wheel?)
I was so nervous that I nearly missed (This one is just too, too easy)
She's had a couple of kids since then (So she's fat now, is what you're saying? I mean, I'm just trying to pick up between the lines here)
I haven't seen her since God knows when (And yet you knew she had kids.)

(Skipping Chorus)

I miss that town ('kay)
I miss their faces (Gotcha)
You can't erase (I don't see why you would even bring it up, you seem to like it)
You can't replace it (Living in the past, bro.)

I miss it now (Oh, well, I thought you were talking about how you would miss it in the future, my mistake)
I can't believe it (Now, see, this is just lyrical mumble-mush. If you aren't going to follow up on the first stanza, where you say "miss" twice, you could have changed the first stanza to only have one "miss" like your second stanza. And then you can could actually rhyme that first stanza because "Faces" doesn't rhyme with "Replace it". Seriously watch me.
"I miss that town
Just have to face it
You can't erase
Just can't replace it"
See I even gave you a hook with the two-pronged "just".)
So hard to stay (Oh snap here comes the deep thoughts)
Too hard to leave it (DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

If I could I relive those days (But you can't)
I know the one thing that would never change (Here we go with the doors)

(I'm just gonna let Nickleback take us home)

Every memory of looking out the back door
I have the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
Every time I do it makes me (Wait, you can't end like that. It makes you?)

[nextian]

Guys guys I bet this thread isn't about alcohol anymore! BUT MEEEE. BECAUSE IT WAS PINK SATURDAY. AND NOW IT'S PRIDE SUNDAY. AND MY WHOLE CITY IS JUST ONE BIG, BOA-Y, PARTY. I WAS ON A ROOF? AND THEN A GIRL IN PLAID GRABBED ME SO WE COULD (WRONGLY I GUESS) DANCE TO "DANCING WITH MYSELF"? AND I ATE SALTED CARAMEL ICE CREAM

i love sort of being the person i was afraid of in high school some nights I swear to god.

[Acionyx]

Also Acionyx, you are an abusive father and I want a divorce.

That might just be the isopropyl talking though

Eh he he

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FIne! Fine then, you ungrateful little brat! I should never have wasted my time on you! From day one you were useless! A little pansy who could never do a single thing right! YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!