Pokemon aren't for children.

[Hecthur]

"See ya, boss."

...


"Looks like it's clear on this end..."
...


Need info for proper plan of escape. Lets escape the premises.

"...I didn't think you were incapable of paying attention, but I said I was going to complete the mission. It's impossible to escape anyway, since we destroyed the elevators. Ha... it'll be an adventure."

*> Current equipment*

"Nothing but the pokeballs. We weren't allowed to bring any weapons along. Something about the detectors being fairly advanced, and pokemon being allowed here."

"...You wouldn't happen to be in a Sylph building, would ya? Just a hunch."

"I thought the same thing before, but this building was entirely unmarked. It has no name, no nothing, and is in the middle of nowhere... it just has many, many research facilities. Honestly, I had never heard of the place before coming."

"Why was the leader the only one between the two of you with any pokemon?"

"I have one."



"But I won't tell you. It's my secret. Anyway. This basement, from what I've seen, is just a series of winding hallways. I heard something about barriers, too, but... I don't know exactly what they are."

[master death]

you have superpowered animals at your disposal. blast your way through.

[Asmodemus]

> "Recommendation: Head left and keep going left along the walls where you can. Standard procedure for getting through mazes or unknown territory."

[Not The Author]

> Sounds like it's time for a bit of recon. Best to stick to a single wall until you run out of options. I'll, ah, keep an eye out for back attacks.

[MrCheeze]

CONTINUE EXECUTING EXPLORATION

CURRENT CHANCE OF EVENTFUL REVELATION: 70%

BEEP

[CCCXLII]

> Query: Why would you keep it a secret?

[BigBurkhart]

> Query: Why would you keep it a secret?

>Hypothesis: It's a shiny pidgey, isn't it?

[CCCXLII]

> Query: Why would you keep it a secret?

>Hypothesis: It's a shiny pidgey, isn't it?

> Answer: Yes, yes it is.

[brainfree]

> Query: Why would you keep it a secret?

>Hypothesis: It's a shiny pidgey, isn't it?

> Answer: Yes, yes it is.

>Rebuttal: No, no its not, it is Clearly [FILE NOT FOUND]

[BigBurkhart]

>Rebuttal: No, no its not, it is Clearly [FILE NOT FOUND]

ERROR. ERROR. Loading personality file X32F4S.

[Rodergaut]

Next on KPMN-151: The Classics continue, with more of the -bzzt-

[brainfree]

.. / -.. --- -. .----. - / .-- .- -. - / - --- / -.. .. . .-.-.-

[gloomyMoron]

> *bzzt* Domo arigatou, Mister Roboto. You were there just when I needed yo- *bzzt* Error detected. Initiating diagnostic programs. Isolating... isolating. Affected area located and quarantined. Commencing data retrieval. Two results found.

Barrier - Noun - A structure, such as a fence, built to bar passage; Something immaterial that obstructs or impedes.

Barrier - Pokemon Move- Increases the user's Defense by two stages. Barrier will do nothing if the user's Defense has reached a stage of +6 or a value of 999. The effect of Barrier is ignored by critical hits.

[Neoskel]

.. / -.. --- -. .----. - / .-- .- -. - / - --- / -.. .. . .-.-.-

.-- .. .-.. .-.. / .. / -.. .-. . .- -- / -.. .- ...- . ..--..

[Bumber]

It's obviously missingno.

[Hecthur]

"Why would you keep it a secret?"

"Because, it's something I just have to do. It's for the sake of surprise, to keep everything interesting. I'd be bored otherwise. Don't ask."

"you have superpowered animals at your disposal. blast your way through."

"Really, I'm not a fool, and you shouldn't be either. I don't want to attract attention, and this place is all fairly sturdy. I doubt I'd get far, even if I WAS feeling particularly reckless."

"Head left and keep going left along the walls where you can. Standard procedure for getting through mazes or unknown territory."

"...Alright, it can't hurt."

"CONTINUE EXECUTING EXPLORATION

CURRENT CHANCE OF EVENTFUL REVELATION: 70%

BEEP"

"...It appears part of you is defective."

"Sounds like it's time for a bit of recon. Best to stick to a single wall until you run out of options. I'll, ah, keep an eye out for back attacks."

...


"Actually, I'd rather you watch my front. Specifically, tell me what's around this bend. I don't hear anything, but I smell something... familiar..."

...


"Well?"
...



"What do you see?"

...

[gloomyMoron]

> "My weezing lies over the ocean;
My weezing lies over the sea.
My weezing lies over the ocean;
Oh bring back my weezing to me."

[CCCXLII]

> "Its the smell o' the dead!"

[Digamma]

Let's paraphrase: This is the scene in the horror movie where the masked man dual wielding meat cleavers drops down from the ceiling and starts hacking away violently.

[Zaffa]

"...I really hope you're not particularly squeamish. You shouldn't be considering you plucked a bunch of gear from your dead boss, but... Well, this is kind of a mess."

[Kgummy]

Either a dead or knocked out Wheezing. It's a tad hard to tell. In any case, it's in horrible shape. It almost looks like it got smacked against the wall. Maybe another one of my personalities can figure out which way whatever did this went.

[Nehh]

ERROR: DEAD PURPLE BLOBBY THINGS COUNTER: 2/100

Please rectify this situation.

[ParadoxTurtle]

>One dead/near-dead Wheezing ahead
>Assessment:
1) possible teammate near-by
2) possible enemy near-by
>Recommended Actions:
1) continue around the corner with extreme
2) find another safer route

[Rodergaut]

Biohazard risk. Wheezing internal toxin reservoir containment rupture. Advise caution, Osiris.

[KumaZone]

It's a Wheezing. Part of it looks dead, but part of it seems to be only knocked out. How strange...

We could either ignore it and move on, or try to help it.

(is this where we get a good/neutral/evil bar? :V)