Today is the day that the Most Awesome Video Game Ever is released, and you and your friends will be the first to play it.
Unfortunately, it is also the day that aliens invade. Can you repel the alien invasion and/or recover the Most Awesome Game?
An alien spacecraft crash lands upon a planet. It does not contain any living aliens, nor does its crash alert other aliens for an invasion, nor are the aliens even remotely interested. However, the spaceship does contain something extremely powerful, and possibly extremely deadly, that will change life on the planet as we know it. (What it is and how it changes the planet is not my job. p:)
You're on the train one day when an older man/woman (whatever your gender is) keeps giving you a strange look. Finally, when you stand up to get off at your stop, they pull a gun on you, tellinig you that you're to blame for what's about to happen, and it's up to them to stop you.
They're you. And what they're trying to stop is something you haven't even thought about doing yet.
"If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?" -- Chuck Palahniuk
pesterchum - cynicalDoomster/xeroticDeceiver
[16:49:58] AJ (thereminBeholder): but it's just 7 dollars
[16:50:04] AJ (thereminBeholder): that doesn't sound too bad
[16:51:51] ashdenej: Depends on the situation
[16:54:45] AJ (thereminBeholder): what is the situation?
[16:55:23] ashdenej: You're in a shootout
[16:55:32] ashdenej: The roof is coming down
[16:55:50] ashdenej: They are firing their moneyguns at you, peppering the desk you're hiding behind with rounds
[16:56:02] ashdenej: Your partner, Whilikins, is beside you
[16:56:16] ashdenej: As you take the last one of them down, you grin triumphantly at Whilikins...
[16:56:19] ashdenej: And your face falls
[16:56:29] ashdenej: A bloody hole has ripped through his waistcoat
[16:56:43] ashdenej: His fine, long-fingered hands dance at the wound, trying to fix the unstoppable
[16:56:57] ashdenej: "Just... three years from retirement," he murmers
[16:57:07] ashdenej: You shed a single tear
[16:57:19] ashdenej: Your gaze falls upon the fatal round
[16:57:32] ashdenej: It is seven dollars, wadded up together in a deadly improvised bullet.
Revenge your fallen friend and catch the money-laundering thieves that escaped your wrath.
You have just been hit by a car. Or rather, he car has just been ht by you. You ran over a car with your bare hands. The car is in the hospital.
-retcon-
Here's a scenario/setting I've been tossing around my head all day. It's not so much a plot synopsis as it is a guideline for the first few updates of the presumed adventure. (I hope that's okay.)
[Warning, wall of text incoming.]
Okay guys, this one's not up for grabs, just wondering what you think of the idea.
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-retcon-
GOOD GRIEF STUCK: THE CHARLIE BROWN SBURBVENTURE.
AKA every Charlie Brown character is now a teenager (with the youngest being age 13 and everyone else older by the appropriate number of years, based on probably your best guess) and they all play SBURB together for no adequately explained reason.
And while I'm at it:
EVERYBODYSTUCK: THE HOMESTAR RUNNER SBURBVENTURE.
All 13 main characters of the Homestar Runner cartoon play SBURB for no adequately explained reason, obviously involving a majority of the side characters in their antics along the way.
Got Portal 2? Come check out my maps, please!
Active Adventures (awaiting suggestions):
PersonS-like Persona, but not | An Aranor Adventure-high fantasy and adventure | Odd One Out-3 best friends, a kidnapped girl, an evil king, and elves | Beasts-a tale of survival | The Longest Flashback-fantasy noir, or something like that | GUIH-raising a dragon is harder than it sounds. | MageBound-Fantasy+"Stuck" | Creation-wherein the readers are the mind of a universe's omnipotent god | The College of Magic-pretty much what it says on the tin
Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!
AVGN Quote of the Moment-I-Have-Time-To-Update-It: "When we heard that a Ghostbusters game for Nintendo was coming out, we were so excited, we shit our pants! Literally, shit came out our asses and we rocketed through the roof! "
It should be StrongStuck HomeMails.
"If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?" -- Chuck Palahniuk
pesterchum - cynicalDoomster/xeroticDeceiver
Well, for the charlie brown thing I would age them up for the opportunity to have them talk about "when we were kids" and stuff, but the idea would probably work just as well either way I guess.
Lhurgoyf, I was going with "Everybody! Everybody!", you know, the theme song. But the title's less important than the core idea.
Got Portal 2? Come check out my maps, please!
Active Adventures (awaiting suggestions):
PersonS-like Persona, but not | An Aranor Adventure-high fantasy and adventure | Odd One Out-3 best friends, a kidnapped girl, an evil king, and elves | Beasts-a tale of survival | The Longest Flashback-fantasy noir, or something like that | GUIH-raising a dragon is harder than it sounds. | MageBound-Fantasy+"Stuck" | Creation-wherein the readers are the mind of a universe's omnipotent god | The College of Magic-pretty much what it says on the tin
Well, I think the disadvantage of ageing up the Charlie Brown characters is that they're not the Charlie Brown characters anymore. They're just people that used to be, and then you're up against that idea being used in stuff like The Venture Bros., so you'd better be -really- good. You basically have to completely re-invent the characters, which is a lot of work and kind of a different concept than just using the original characters (although I think there is probably just one joke in that idea and that is having Lucy holding a football with the sBurb icon).
Now, Scooby Doo Prooblem Sloo(th), there's an idea with legs
You are a sketch book. Each time someone draws inside you, you gain more intelligence and awareness, and after a while you can manipulate the sketches.
Along with my space-setting forum adventure, I have many PROJECTS and CONTESTS, as viewed below. I like to think of myself as an ideas man, and an inspirator of others.
Its funny how in almost every superhero origin, the superhero stumbles upon his powers when he's alone in a quiet back-alley or a few days after the "accident" when he's safely in his bedroom maybe.
What if you suddenly found out you had superpowers whilst you were hanging around with a group of friends? Would they egg you on to experiment with them? Would they not be your friend anymore because you now frighten them?
Along with my space-setting forum adventure, I have many PROJECTS and CONTESTS, as viewed below. I like to think of myself as an ideas man, and an inspirator of others.
Congratulations; you have done some highly "useful" research, and have been invited to go to the first annual Ig Nobel Prizes. However, something goes wrong, and you find yourself in Stockholm at the actual ceremonies. Now what will you do with your paper airplanes?
You are a simple carpenter. You spend your days building tables, chairs and other furniture out of wood. It's nothing stellar, especially considering you live in a small yet burgeoning town driven by a recent gold rush, but it pays the bill, and you have learned not to resent the many surrounding jewelers, silversmiths and appraisers who all earn more than you.
But then, a massive town-wide robbery occurs, hitting just about every successful business in town-- except yours. Now people begin to suspect you had something to do with it. You've got to prove them wrong.
This is a great idea, seems like it would be fun!
Karkat is reaching for the door to the new universe very slowly! Vriska gets all impatient and throws him out of the way, opening the door and leaving with the 10 other trolls. Karkat sits back and shouts at Vriska, when right as the last troll enters the new universe, Jack Noir strikes and cuts the entrance in half. He's now... KARKATSTUCK (WITH JACK)
Alternatively, the reverse - an AU where Jack arrived three seconds later, right after Karkat had passed through. All of the other trolls are stranded, but the PoV is Karkat's. What do you find through the door? What is this new, horrifying Universe, which has such weird pink monkey-things in it?
8 kids and 24 trolls write the story of an aspiring webcomic creator named Andrew Hussie
THAT is blood swap!
Dreamswapped: Currently 0 dreams, 0 swaps, 1 hell of a misnomer
Godtear: The gods may weep (fledgeling text adventure(indefinite hiatus)
your chumhandle is audaciouslyComplex and as your name would suggest you know to many words for your own good.
Ugh. All these [blank]stucks.
[Blank]stuck. Is that a thing yet?
Along with my space-setting forum adventure, I have many PROJECTS and CONTESTS, as viewed below. I like to think of myself as an ideas man, and an inspirator of others.