Honor Amongst

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Can browning see through disguises?

[Bloddyredcommie]

Can browning see through disguises?

It's not guaranteed, but he's a highly experienced Enforcer, so it's quite likely, your best bet is to avoid running into him so as not to risk it.

> Disguise as a janitor? Recall which room he's in.

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Alright, I've got a disguise, and Jess can take to the vents again. We'll get you out of here, which room are you in?

You are now, well, your name isn't important. In fact, you hate it, you prefer to go by your online handle, Yellowjacket(or, Y3110WJ4ck37). You're Profession is Programming, your Hobby is Hacking, your outfit is Ochre.
A couple weeks ago you hacked into Armistice's network and stole some important files. You covered your tracks like the pro you are.
Of course, trying to sell the files on Ebay wasn't the best idea. Next thing you knew an Armistice Team was kicking down your door, and you were being given an offer you can't refuse.
Now you're stuck in this room, have been for some time. The door is locked, you're told there is a guard at the door (If there are any security cams on this floor, you haven't been able to find them).
You've had your way with most of Armistice's systems by this point, but you hadn't put much thought into figuring out exactly where you are. You know you're on Floor 14, security headquarters, but you don't know WHERE on the floor you are.
I guess now's the time to find out.

[Asmodemus]

> Tell Johnny you don't know but to hold on a moment and watch to see if a guard comes when you knock.

> Check contents of cabinet by bed.

> Knock on door, ask if you can have something to drink, you can't concentrate while so thirsty.

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Somewhere on the fourteenth floor, security.
I can't be sure if any cameras point at my door, but i've
I've been told theres a guard stationed outside, so keep an eye out.

Johnny Rogue: where is chief browning right now?

[Bloddyredcommie]

> Steal the Inkscape file BRC uses for Honor Amongst

Damnit Johnny!

So yeah, for some reason Inkscape decided to erase everything I've done on Honor Amongst since the first post. I'll need some time to rebuild some stuff.
Honor Amongst will return shortly.

[CCCXLII]

Good thing you had that picture as a backup!

[Bloddyredcommie]

> Find out that the file's not gone, you're just an idiot.

Oh, the file is fine, I'm just an idiot (I'd managed to click "Hide Layer")

> Tell Johnny you don't know but to hold on a moment and watch to see if a guard comes when you knock.

You tell Jess instead, since she's the one with the Wrist Gizmo and all.

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Hold on a moment, I'll call a guard, see if they come to a door you can see.
Okay.

> Check contents of cabinet by bed.

The Cabinets contain nothing of use, the bottom half is a mini-fridge containing snacks and Energy Drinks, the top cabinet contains clothing and some other necessities.

> Knock on door, ask if you can have something to drink, you can't concentrate while so thirsty.

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Yellowjacket:HEY, RENTACAP!
Guard: What.
Yellowjacket: I need something to drink.
Guard: I just got you a new pack of energy drinks.
Yellowjacket: I need something else.
Guard: WHAT?
Yellowjacket: …Tea.
Guard: Huh?
Yellowjacket:I'm currently working on a new encryption key for confidential communications, which means I need to figure out how clever everybody who might want to read those communications is, and then be more clever. For that, I need herbal tea to put me in the proper state of mind.
Guard:Um...okay...
Yellowjacket: And not the cheap stuff either, we're talking premium blend.
Guard: Any particular brand your highness?
Yellowjacket: Whichever is hardest for you to find.

[Asmodemus]

> Johnny: Watch for guard after Honeybee tells you to watch and see how well guarded/watched the door is.

[AvzinElkein]

Guard: Give him cheap unsweetened tea, no sugar; he is not one for making demands after all!

[Bloddyredcommie]

> Johnny: Watch for guard after Honeybee tells you to watch and see how well guarded/watched the door is.

You see no change, except, wait, here comes a new guard, he looks to be heading for the break room, and he seems pissed off about something.
He came from the left, where there are Offices, Monitoring, Interrogation, and the Armory.

[Asmodemus]

> Try heading down hallway inconspicuously towards monitoring. When you get near door tell Yellowjacket to knock on his door quietly.

[CCCXLII]

> Switch to guard disguise, start kicking down doors.

[KimikoMuffin]

Yellowjacket: Switch to a color that's easier to read against a white background.

[Bloddyredcommie]

> Try heading down hallway inconspicuously towards monitoring. When you get near door tell Yellowjacket to knock on his door quietly.

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Here, I'm going to head over, start knocking on your door softly. I'll listen.
Okay.

Apparently, the Security division doesn't care for labeling their rooms. You think you could be in the Monitoring department, but you're not sure, those are certainly Security Technicians hanging around.
Well, you found the Knocking, the door is locked though.

[CCCXLII]

> Wait for security guy to come back, have him let you in. "Say you're here to clean and he can watch if that'll make him feel better."

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Smack the door, tell him to shut up in there.

Then go over to the one-balled man and the two-balled man, and make puns like "what did one ball say to the other"
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"ballslap"
>kick him in the nuts.

[Asmodemus]

Smack the door, tell him to shut up in there.

Then go over to the one-balled man and the two-balled man, and make puns like "what did one ball say to the other"
~reply
"ballslap"
>kick him in the nuts.

> Those are terrible ideas, don't do them.

> Check for and disable any devices watching the area.

> See if you can get the two technicians to leave somehow.

[LogicDenied]

> Check for and disable any devices watching the area.

> See if you can get the two technicians to leave somehow.

[Bloddyredcommie]

> Check for and disable any devices watching the area.

There are no security devices you can see. Nemo Custodiet Iposos Custodes apparently.

> See if you can get the two technicians to leave somehow.

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Hey, would you two mind getting out of here, I need to clean.
Oh, of course. Sorry, let us get out of your way sir.

Hmm, that was easy. Almost too easy. Those security techs seemed to be far too ready to listen to a Janitor.

[Asmodemus]

> It's obvious that the "Janitors" around here are part of some kind of conspiracy of some sort.

Anyway wait until the guard comes back then subdue him once he enters that room, preferably in a manner that leaves his clothes intact, it'd be nice if things were as simple as dressing up Yellowjacket in a guard outfit and getting him out that way instead of having to kill all the guards around.

[CCCXLII]

> Also don't come back for about an hour because there might be an 'ACCIDENT' and there will be big 'MESS' that I'll have to 'CLEAN UP'. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

[LogicDenied]

> It's obvious that the "Janitors" around here are part of some kind of conspiracy of some sort.

Anyway wait until the guard comes back then subdue him once he enters that room, preferably in a manner that leaves his clothes intact, it'd be nice if things were as simple as dressing up Yellowjacket in a guard outfit and getting him out that way instead of having to kill all the guards around.

This^

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We obviously can't let him out before we complete another joke.

[Bloddyredcommie]

> It's obvious that the "Janitors" around here are part of some kind of conspiracy of some sort.

Anyway wait until the guard comes back then subdue him once he enters that room, preferably in a manner that leaves his clothes intact, it'd be nice if things were as simple as dressing up Yellowjacket in a guard outfit and getting him out that way instead of having to kill all the guards around.

Your Thievery Kit makes short work of the Lock.

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Yellowjacket: Hey, Thanks for showing up, what's the plan?
Johnny: …Shit, you're a Kid.
Yellowjacket: Dude, I'm Like, 20.
Johnny: You're younger than I thought, and scrawnier than I hoped for.
Yellowjacket: Why?
Johnny: Well, my plan was to knock out the guard as he came in, then take his uniform and dress you in it to get you out.
Yellowjacket: Oh Yeah! I think I saw that in a movie!
Johnny: You saw that in lots of movies, but anyway, I don't think that would work.
Guard: What wouldn't work?

[Asmodemus]

> "Connecting the ethernet framerate to the processor core. At least not without connecting those wires down there." Or some other technobabble. Point at something below the desk and when he looks knock him out.