Honor Amongst

[Xander]

Prototype storage.

[Asmodemus]

> Head along to prototype storage, looking at other stuff as you go.

[Fawkes]

> Head to power generation and see if you can knock out the power temporarily.

[Bloddyredcommie]

Prototype storage.

Johhny: Alright Guys-
Yellowjacket: Hold on, “Guys”?
Johhny: Well, you two vetoed “Gang”, what’s your problem now.
Yellowjacket: Well, with Jess here, a gender-specific term like “Guys” doesn’t really seem applicable here.
Johhny: …whatever. Let’s get to the Prototype Storage. I don’t hear anybody, so we should be able to work without interruption.
Jess : Unless your little cowboy act with the cameras triggered any other security systems.
Johhny: Like an alarm? Jack, Zupdog triggered the fire alarms right?
Yellowjacket: Yeah.
Johhny: So, no elevators until they do the reset, which means no trouble. Even if the alarms go off, all they’ll be able to do is sit and watch, except they can’t, because I shot their cameras.
Yellowjacket: So, no trouble?
Johhny: No Trouble.
Yellowjacket: Unless they have some sort of automated system down here.
Johhny: Automated Systems? What, like security robots?
Yellowjacket: Yeah, exactly like security robots.

[Xander]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Laron]

Oh shit, run run run!

[Rysan Marquise]

No, it's cool guys, these things are basically just jokes. You just shoot them in the eye when they ask for authorization.


Works every time.

[Asmodemus]

> Yellowjacket: Inform them of the robot over here if you can't hack it somehow.

[Fawkes]

Robot: Be the fourth thief.

[eerr]

Just put a blanket over it's eye.
It will go to sleep like a bird.

Then you can do wierd tech-stuff to it.

[Bloddyredcommie]

Robot: Be the fourth thief.

The Robot Tries to be the Fourth Thief, but the Fourth Thief doesn’t like that very much and, to be honest, is a little intimidating. The Robot decides not to step on his/her toes.

> Yellowjacket: Inform them of the robot over here if you can't hack it somehow.

You’re pretty sure you just did. As for hacking it? See above, Hacker, not Wizard.
If you had access to the computer that was running these things on the other hand.

No, it's cool guys, these things are basically just jokes. You just shoot them in the eye when they ask for authorization.


Works every time.

Robot: STATE NAME AND AUTHORIZATION CODE
Johhny: Bang?
Robot: RESPONSE NOT RECOGNIZED. REPEAT RESPONSE

Jess : You like that gun don’t you?
Johhny: A little bit.
Jess : Boys and their Toys.
Yellowjacket: Okay, can we start with how bad an idea that was?
Johhny: Why? I already shot the camera, so shooting this isn’t giving them anything new.
Yellowjacket: Because I think we’re dealing with G.R.U.F.F Tiered Response robots.
Jess : Gruff? You mean like the Billy goats?
Yellowjacket: Yes, exactly like the Billy goats.
Johhny: Wait, what exactly are you saying here?
Yellowjacket: I’m saying that robot had a bigger brother.
Johhny: How much bigger?

[Xander]

Get out one of the stronger stolen guns.

[Fawkes]

Destroy the robot! They can't possibly have anything bigger!

[snoomanwaff]

Destroy the robot! They can't possibly have anything bigger!

You're tempting fate dude. Normally I wouldn't stop you but even this second one looks like it could easily kill any one of the protagonists and Armistice may not have stopped at 3...speaking of which.
Yellowjacket> State how many tiers of tiered robots there are.

[eerr]

Just apply an eye-drop spray!
Also, you totally should've done that blanket thing.

[Fawkes]

You're tempting fate dude. Normally I wouldn't stop you but even this second one looks like it could easily kill any one of the protagonists and Armistice may not have stopped at 3...speaking of which.
Yellowjacket> State how many tiers of tiered robots there are.

Nonsense! Look at how big that robot is! They can't make robots bigger than that! That'd be stupid.

[Bloddyredcommie]

Nonsense! Look at how big that robot is! They can't make robots bigger than that! That'd be stupid.

[Xander]

Damn it.

[Asmodemus]

> Point behind it and say the intruders are over there.

> Run to the security room.

[Fawkes]

It's a bluff!

[Diablous]

Destroy it and head towards the prototypes.

[Bloddyredcommie]

You decide it's time to bring out the big guns, by which you mean that experimental assault rifle you grabbed earlier. If the demonstration you saw was any indication, it should do the trick. In the meantime, it's probably a good idea to let the kid share what he knows.

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Robot: INTRUDERS! REMAIN STILL UNTIL SECURITY FORCES ARRIVE! DROP ALL WEAPONS. REMAIN STILL UNTIL SECURITY FORCES ARRIVE!
Johhny: So, how do these things usually work?
Yellowjacket: The send out increasingly tough robots or groups of robots. The first wave is simply to locate the threat, the second wave is usually designed to capture without causing too much collateral damage, usually the third wave is all about eliminating the opposition no matter what, but some systems stop at two.
Johhny: So once we toast this guy we might not have to deal with another one.
Yellowjacket: Yes, or…
Johhny: Or what?
Yellowjacket: Or it might just be the second of up to eight waves, each one caring less and less about things like “Collateral Damage” and “Not killing us horribly”. The little guy over there was designed to locate intruders, his big brother here is supposed to take us alive without damaging the facility too much.
Jess : What about the next one?
Yellowjacket: Hard to say, but if I had to guess, it wouldn’t care about keeping us alive.
Jess : Alright, why hasn’t it attacked yet?
Yellowjacket: Because we’ve been standing decently still, and until a few seconds ago, NONE OF US WERE POINTING A GUN AT IT!
Johhny: Oops.

[Diablous]

Less talky, more shooty.

[Fawkes]

Jack: Put hawaiian shirt and sunglasses on broken robot, then prop him up and tell the other robot that he's fine.

[eerr]

No we're caught. theres nothing to do but either surrender, fight, or shoot the moon.

Yellowjacket, you can stop waving that cable at him. It's not scary.

redhat: hat + robot eye= blind robot.